Chapter 870: Specializes in Curing All Kinds of Disobedience
At this moment, Martin and the others were absolutely frantic!
They just wanted to know, were the dozen or so people ahead doing okay?
Had Charles gotten his head smashed by Jiangnan until it was broken?
If they'd already fought, why let him fight again? Did he get beaten into amnesia?
Brother Leopard and Brother Muscle didn't say a word and went straight to find Charles!
Martin's face twisted fiercely: (ʘ益ʘꐦ)!
"Jiangnan! You bastard, you've got no martial virtue! Didn't we agree on one hit each?"
"You already hit him! Why are you hitting him again?"
Jiangnan: (ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)☞
"I'm telling you, don't make unreasonable trouble, okay! Did I say Charles couldn't hit?"
"No, right? Charles insisted I hit him again. I just reluctantly fulfilled his request!"
"This demonstrates my noble quality of being meticulous and always responding to requests!"
Martin's face turned red and blue!
Charles, you big idiot, you've completely messed up a good situation!
"You... aren't you using some kind of dark magic? Otherwise, how could Charles possibly let you hit him a second time?"
Jiangnan: (*°᷄ٹ°᷅) "Nonsense!"
"Maybe Charles didn't accumulate enough energy from one slap and needed another to fill his energy bar and trigger the overdrive condition!"
"That's why he let me hit him again. I'm helping him!"
Martin's eyes nearly popped out!
(ଵ益ଵꐦ) "Bullshit! What the hell is an energy bean? Are you playing Street Fighter with me here?"
But there was no arguing with Jiangnan, since everyone saw Charles willingly let Jiangnan hit him a second time!
Just then, Brother Leopard and Brother Slicked-Back carried Charles back!
Everyone shuddered at the sight of Charles's face!
)#⊗◠⊗#(
Sigh~
Xiao Zhen: (•́ω•̀٥)...
"So, there really is such a thing as an 'I-beam' face in this world?"
His sunken, dented cheek looked exactly like the I-beam steel on train tracks!
Nan Shen's products are always premium, right?
At this moment, Martin and the others surrounded Charles, frantically performing CPR, trying to reboot him!
"Get up! Go hit Jiangnan! This is your only chance!"
"Hang in there, bro! You can't let Jiangnan freeload! Our whole wave depends on you!"
But Charles showed no signs of waking up!
Qin Shou muttered: (΄◞ิก◟ิ‵)
"He suffered severe head trauma, deep coma. If this were a TV drama, the protagonist would usually recover after one more heavy hit!"
Jiangnan nodded in agreement: (ಡกಡ)
"Makes sense, makes sense! Odin originally had his head hit hard and went loopy, then he got better from kowtowing to Miyazaki!"
"There's scientific basis for this. Would TV dramas dare to make things up?"
Brother Leopard heard this and thought it seemed reasonable, so he started pounding Charles's head frantically!
Charles kicked his legs straight from the beating!
"Bro! Get up! Just go hit Jiangnan once, I'm begging you!"
Everyone watched with goosebumps!
Was this the legendary friendly fire?
You two must be the Chinese bamboo shoot kings! What kind of home remedies are these? Could they be any more extreme?
Martin urged: "Everyone step aside, you've got no strength. Let me do it!"
He rolled up his sleeves and started hammering Charles!
Jiangnan: (⌒◡⌒;)
"If it's not working, stop torturing him. This could be fatal!"
Martin glared: "None of your business! He's my disciple; I know what he can handle. He can take it!"
Jiangnan silently pulled out his phone.
Chat comments:
"Poor Charles, having a master like that. He's cursed with bad luck!"
"They're so pitiful, betting their lives just to slap Jiangnan's face!"
"Actually, Nan Shen is pretty nice; he even thinks about his opponents. Truly, only your opponent truly understands you. Touching!"
"Look, Nan Shen pulled out his phone. He must be calling an ambulance for Charles, right?"
Jiangnan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅)ᕤ
"Hello? Auntie Liu from the cafeteria? Yeah, it's Little Nan Nan here! Right!"
"Make one less lunch box for today's meal. Someone might not be eating lunch!"
"Yeah! Add the chicken leg to mine! Thanks~"
Everyone: (≖_≖)...
What the hell is making one less lunch box?
The guy isn't even dead yet, and you're already canceling his meal?
Could you be any more frugal? You'd pinch a penny until it screams!
Calling an ambulance? Not ordering a coffin is already generous!
After three minutes of Martin and the others' "home remedy" first aid, Charles finally recovered from an I-beam face to a pancake face!
(˘#)ε(#˘)
Martin wanted to try again, but Brother Leopard grabbed him tightly!
"Sir, you can't hit him anymore! If you do, he really won't come back!"
Martin gritted his steel teeth, looking at Jiangnan's smooth, tender face, feeling utterly frustrated!
"This round, Charles loses. Next!"
His eyes fell on Tom and the others!
Tom nodded heavily, knowing the task of slapping Jiangnan's face had fallen to his group!
Brother Leopard took a deep breath and heavily slapped his own cheek!
"I'm up. Who's coming?"
Wu Liang and the others were about to raise their hands when Jiangnan suddenly spoke!
"In the area of slapping faces, everyone might lack experience!"
"Let me call the titan of face-slapping to give you a live tutorial. Watch carefully and absorb the experience!"
"Then you can go up!"
Xiao Zhen and Ye Xinghe were stunned. There was a titan of face-slapping in the academy?
We never heard of that!
Jiangnan ran off excitedly, heading straight for the Spirit Pet Teaching Building!
Just then, system text appeared in his mind!
[(٥•̀◡•́)ﾉ✽]
[Detected that the host currently has 3.08 million resentment points! You can perform a lucky ten-draw!]
[The weather is great today, and luck is abundant!]
[(๑˃᷄◠˂᷅)و Shall we not go find him and draw the lottery instead?]
Jiangnan: (￢ᴗ￢‶) No draw. Just go.
You think you can exploit me for nothing?
Just because I have a little money, you want to skim it all off?
Trying to bribe me? No way!
I have to train you a bit more, let you know who's boss!
[(୧୨ᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌)❤ Nah~]
[❤ Nah~]
...
At this moment, seeing bribery fail, the system started acting spoiled, but Jiangnan completely ignored it!
Not moved at all!
This is payback for those 1 billion, hehehe~
He rushed straight to the Spirit Pet Building!
Big Black and Little Black had never left Hua Xia and were silently contributing to the spirit pet cause at the academy!
Now the Kabu Clan had established deep diplomatic relations with Hua Xia, and the Sahara Desert area had almost become Kabu Clan territory.
Seeing Jiangnan arrive, Big Black and Little Black were extremely excited!
"Nan Shen? What brings you here?"
Jiangnan explained the match situation.
He grinned: "As a tribe, the Kabu Clan has many traditional customs not accepted by the world!"
"This is a great promotional opportunity! Through this live broadcast, you can let the whole world feel your enthusiasm!"
"Maybe afterward, mutual face-slapping will become a greeting like handshakes, hugs, or cheek kisses, and be accepted by the world!"
Big Black and Little Black's eyes lit up. If that were true...
Then when people from our tribe go out to meet guests or make new friends, they'd never have to suppress the urge to slap faces again!
"Let's go! Let's go! We'll go! We'll make the whole world feel the Kabu Clan's enthusiasm!"
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)...
"But the problem is, the opponent is Platinum rank and a bit strong. Can you two hold up?"
The two weren't slow in cultivation. Big Black was currently Gold 10, Little Black Gold 9.
They patted their chests with confident smiles!
"We've been slapped in the face since we were born. Over the years, we've been slapped countless times. This is just daily life for us!"
Jiangnan sweated profusely. That you two survived to adulthood was quite an achievement!
But to be safe, Jiangnan gave them each a bottle of Power 2.0 and Deadly Green Club.
To ensure better camera footage, he also made them wear two hats to cover the blinding light!
The group returned to the venue.
Seeing the burly Big Black and Little Black enter, Guan Hu shuddered and fled early.
Martin and the others were baffled by the two black guys Jiangnan brought.
One was matte finish, one glossy!
"Is this... also a student of your academy?"
So inclusive?
Jiangnan: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭
"They just got tanned. What's the problem?"
Brother Leopard laughed then.
"Not serious, right? These are the titans of face-slapping? Don't mess around. You dare to let trash Gold ranks on stage?"
Brother Muscle sneered: "Hey, if they get slapped to death, we're not responsible, right?"
Before Jiangnan could speak, Big Black stepped forward with a bright smile, revealing a set of blindingly white teeth!
"Friendship knows no rank or borders. This friend, I will let you feel the Kabu Clan's warmth and hospitality!"
Brother Leopard sneered and stepped forward: "State your name! I, Brother Leopard, don't kill nameless foes!"
Big Black's smiling face broke into a cold sweat.
(٥ᵔᗜᵔ) "My name is Nameless! Names don't matter!"
Brother Leopard: ???
What the hell is "Nameless"?
That's not what I meant by "don't kill nameless foes"!
Is this black charcoal ball that afraid of death?
"Ghost of Nameless! Who the hell has such a weird name?"
"Hurry up! I'm not joking around!"
Big Black: (͡ಠ~͡ಠ) Are you sure?