# Chapter 869: It's Deformed! (Bonus Chapter)
Jiangnan's smile gradually became more and more twisted!
At this moment, Martin and Tom couldn't help but feel a bit nervous!
Your smile is rather creepy, you know?
They carefully recalled the competition rules they'd set—they would definitely be able to hit Jiangnan's face!
There was no loophole to exploit!
And Rock-Paper-Scissors, this ancient game, had already appeared back in the Triassic and Cretaceous dinosaur eras!
According to those experts in books, the reason Tyrannosaurus Rex and other dinosaurs grew those two short little claws was probably just so they could play Rock-Paper-Scissors!
It had been passed down through the ages precisely because of its absolute unpredictability—no problem at all!
Sean quickly emphasized: "No hitting someone and then forfeiting! You can't take advantage and run away!"
"If you hit someone, you have to let them hit you back—only then does one round end!"
Martin and Tom broke out in a cold sweat—they'd almost let Jiangnan find a loophole!
If they hadn't emphasized that, this guy would definitely have done it!
Jiangnan: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭
"Isn't that only proper? So can we start now? Who's going first?"
As he spoke, he stood at the very front, casually pulled a small cherry from his pocket, and popped it into his mouth!
Xia Yao saw this and couldn't help shuddering, her pretty face turning pale!
(•̥́﹏•̀ू)!
Lucky Little Cherry?
Last time she'd been kidnapped, she'd eaten one of those, and it had turned her into an invincible lucky star!
But afterward, she'd been stung by hornets, fallen into a mud pit, had her clothes ripped off, gotten a flat tire in the car...
Just thinking about it now made Xia Yao's heart tremble!
Just to win Rock-Paper-Scissors and get the first move—did you have to go this far?
Charles was already bursting with frustration, his eyes red as he charged forward!
"This round! I'll fight you!"
Losing two rounds in a row, and even having his shorts stripped off?
Today, I'm definitely going to slap your face!
Win or lose! I'll collect some interest first! Even if I lose, your face won't come out unscathed!
Jiangnan: (๑¯ٹ¯ิ) "You really never get tired of getting beaten!"
The two stood facing each other, each hiding one hand behind their back!
ᕙ(๑¯ิᗜ¯ิ)୨↓୧(•̀益•́◟)ᕤ
"Rock, paper, scissors! Let's see who's cooler!"
"Three, two, one! Hey!"
٩(･᷄ὢ･᷅)✄☐(꒪口꒪٥)۶
Charles' expression froze completely—Jiangnan's scissors directly cut his paper!
Could his luck be any worse?
Martin scowled: "Useless piece of crap, 50% chance of winning and you still lose? So embarrassing! Jiangnan goes first!"
Inside, Jiangnan was laughing his ass off!
The hell with 50%—even my Death Roulette with all six chambers loaded would jam!
Just to get the first move, I've used the ultimate trump card—Lucky Little Cherry!
I've even risked my life—who can be more desperate than me?
For this half hour, big brother is the Chosen One!
Charles looked disgusted, black-faced as he stood in front of Jiangnan!
"Hit me! Hurry up!"
But inside, he sneered coldly—we all took Absolute Hardening Potion before coming!
Although my body will be stiffer than usual, my defensive power has definitely increased by more than one level!
Even if Jiangnan activates Blood Incineration, I'm confident I can withstand it!
After all, my physical fitness isn't much different from Jiangnan's!
Jiangnan smiled brightly and pulled a pair of white gauze gloves from his pocket, putting them on!
"I'm a clean person—no one will object if I wear gloves to hit you, right?"
[From Charles: Resentment Value +1000!]
"You're hitting my face, and you're worried my face is dirty? I washed my face this morning!"
"Quite particular, aren't you? Why don't you fart to blow off the stool before you sit down?"
Jiangnan ignored him and pulled a bottle of Deadly Green Club from his pants pocket!
"I'm a coward—no one will object if I drink a beer to calm my nerves before hitting, right?"
Charles sneered: "Hah—liquor gives cowards courage, that saying isn't wrong. Are you going to hit me or not?"
Jiangnan tilted his head back and downed the Deadly Green Club in one go, then stuffed the empty bottle back into his pants pocket!
Everyone watched dumbfounded!
So this is what they mean by "pocket full of liquor, the more you drink the richer you get"?
What normal person puts beer in their pants pocket? And why can Jiangnan pull things out from any part of his body?
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao both had frightened expressions!
Little Nan is about to stop being human, isn't he?
Just how much force is in that slap?
Jiangnan took a deep breath, Blood Incineration. Emperor Engine maxed out!
His heartbeat skyrocketed, white smoke billowing from his body!
With a "ripping" sound, Jiangnan's left arm muscles bulged and expanded!
They even burst through his white shirt, veins bulging on his arm as if they might explode at any moment!
ᕙ凸(ꐦ･᷅益･᷄)୨
Seeing this, Charles shuddered—are you Popeye or something?
Are you concentrating all your strength into your left arm?
Jiangnan let out a fierce shout!
The Spirit-Binding steel plate under his feet was stomped into a depression as he pushed off, twisted his waist, swung his shoulder, and whipped his arm!
A perfect series of movements for force transmission, even more standard than a professional pitcher's motion!
His arm even became a blur, and three short, rapid sonic booms rang out!
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
Charles didn't even see it clearly before the palm landed solidly on his cheek!
Yaha (ꐦ•̀益•́)ﾉΣ(#)꒪ͦ3꒪ͦ) Pfft~
"Slap!"
A crisp sound, and a hurricane kicked up on the spot!
The sickening crack of bone came as Charles' head was knocked sideways!
It seemed like it might twist right off his neck!
Then his whole body spun and flew out, even producing three sonic booms!
He crashed through the training room, leaving a hole shaped like "ዽ" in the wall!
He was sent flying seven or eight hundred meters, smashing through three buildings, disappearing to who knows where!
At this moment, the entire training room was so quiet you could hear a pin drop. Everyone looked at Jiangnan in terror!
Jiangnan's entire left arm was torn muscle, blood flowing, hanging from his shoulder like a noodle!
It looked like the bones were shattered!
Jiangnan: (ง•̀益•́٥)ว Tsk~
"His head is still attached! I'm such a failure!"
Martin: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Tom: ‼(•'口'•۶)۶
Is this the power of a single slap under Spirit-Binding conditions?
You were aiming to slap his head off, weren't you?
You've exceeded your physical limits and even shattered your own arm bones?
You really aren't human!
This was almost Jiangnan's full-power strike under Spirit-Binding, plus the critical hit effect of the Deadly Green Club!
The power was terrifying to the extreme!
If it weren't for his hair, Jiangnan would have drunk a bottle of Dali too! Then...
Everyone swallowed hard. Martin was the first to rush out to look for Charles!
Now everyone just wanted to know if Charles was okay... no, if he was even still alive!
The bullet comments went crazy!
"Oh my god! If there's a slap-fighting competition in the world, Nan Shen would definitely be the champion!"
"As everyone knows, every action has an equal and opposite reaction—if Nan Shen crippled his own arm, then Charles..."
"Even a face made of tank armor couldn't withstand that slap!"
"One hit, instant kill—this isn't a slap competition, this is attempted murder!"
At this moment, Martin finally carried Charles back!
The camera immediately cut to a close-up!
Charles' face! It was deformed!
)#ཀ◠ཀ)
He'd been turned from a shoehorn face into a banana face!
A blackish-green palm print on his face, all his teeth gone, blood flowing from every orifice!
Martin's forehead dripped with sweat as he frantically pinched Charles' philtrum!
"Wake up! Stop sleeping! It's your turn! Go hit Jiangnan's face!"
"We're here for this one slap! If you don't get up, you'll have taken that slap for nothing!"
But Charles still showed no reaction!
Wu Liang grinned: "Looking at how peaceful his expression is, he probably passed on?"
Xiong Er nodded in agreement: "He should have gone without much pain!"
Martin listened to his heartbeat—what the hell? It had stopped!
"Where's the recovery type? Hurry up and resuscitate him!"
Jiangnan: ヽ(•́ω•̀)ว
"No healing! That would mean you've forfeited!"
If they brought in healing, this would never end—his own arm hadn't been treated yet!
Martin gritted his teeth, went over and pounded on Charles' chest, making him cough up blood!
"Get up! Have some backbone! If you're going to die, at least wait until after you've slapped Jiangnan!"
Everyone: (≖_≖)...
Is... is Charles really Martin's own disciple?
Such filial piety!
After a round of wild CPR, they actually managed to revive Charles!
Martin's eyes lit up—good disciple!
Charles looked at Martin in confusion—what the hell? Why was I lying on the ground?
Then he looked at Jiangnan, his eyes turning red. He struggled to his feet, swaying as he walked up to Jiangnan!
"Hah—so particular about cleanliness? Why don't you fart to blow off the stool before you sit down? Hurry up and hit me!"
"Such a big man, so wishy-washy!"
As soon as he said that, everyone was dumbfounded!
What the hell? Hadn't he already been hit? Why was he asking Jiangnan to hit him again?
Are you really addicted to getting beaten?
Martin got anxious: "Are you stupid? Hit Jiangnan! It's your turn to hit him!"
"Are you insane? Slap him!"
But Charles showed no reaction whatsoever to Martin's shouting or everyone's cries!
He didn't even turn his head!
Jiangnan: (･᷄ὢ･᷅) "Um... Are you sure you want me to hit you? You're asking me to hit you, okay?"
"It's your own wish, you're requesting me to hit you—I'm just fulfilling your request!"
"It's not like I'm not following the rules or anything!"
At this moment, in Charles' field of vision, Jiangnan was just moving his mouth—he couldn't hear anything!
"Tsk—hurry up and hit me! What are you dawdling about? I can't hear you! Just hit me!"
That slap earlier had ruptured Charles' eardrums—how could he possibly hear anything?
Jiangnan didn't hold back. His left arm was useless, so he swung his right arm and delivered another full-force slap to Charles' face!
)#꒪ͦε꒪ͦ(#)٩(･᷄ὢ･᷅˵) Slap!
Charles flew out on cue, and another human-shaped hole appeared in the training room wall!
At this moment, Sean seemed to understand how the "太" character had been formed on the science building!
Jiangnan: ☚(๑•̀口•́)ว
"You all heard it—Charles asked me to hit him!"
"Such an unreasonable request—in my whole life, I've only heard it about a dozen times!"