Chapter 871: Whirlwind Palm Technique
Jiangnan laughed on the sidelines — if someone didn't want to say it, why force them?
You brought this on yourself, man!
Big Black wiped his nose.
"My name is Aowuwei Wuwu Weiwei Ye Tun Wuwu Weiwu Beimugebeim. Ausasi!"
Brother Leopard: (｡･ิ_･ิ｡)…
☚(｡･ิ口･ิ) "Did he just bite his tongue?"
Not just Brother Leopard, everyone present was confused!
"No! He's probably imitating a siren!"
The bullet comments had already collapsed.
"Pfft hahaha! I saw this god-tier video seven years ago on a pipe site! A reporter interviewed him — the expression on his face, I still remember it!"
(๐•́ࡇ•̀): "Don't say it! Look at my avatar!"
"That's it! How are there so many gods in Pioneer Academy? Kabu Clan? I remember now!"
"I'm more curious — how does this god pass real-name verification in PUBG? The name field can only hold 15 characters at most…"
Big Black rolled his eyes: "In our Kabu Clan, slapping each other in the face is a way of showing friendship!"
"Since you asked my name, we're friends now!"
"I hope you can remember my name! Our people have always been warm and hospitable!"
Brother Leopard swallowed — how you greet each other doesn't matter; remembering your name is the hardest part, right?
"Stop the nonsense. Let's do rock-paper-scissors to decide who goes first."
But Big Black was extremely generous: "It doesn't matter. You go first!"
Brother Leopard was stunned, then grinned fiercely. His arm muscles bulged as he swung a palm and heavily slapped Big Black's face!
Slap! (￣ε(#￣)٩(•̀口•́◟)
A crisp sound. Big Black's entire body was spun 180 degrees horizontally! His head was driven straight into the Spirit-Binding floor!
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Little Black: (｡•̀O•́)و Oh wow, that's intense!
Big Black's head was buzzing from that slap, almost blacking out!
God damn, that was only a tiny bit strong?
Too strong! He got tricked by Nan Shen again…
[From Aowuwei…(*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ) Wuwu～Grudge Value +1000!]
Jiangnan: (΄◞ิᗜ◟ิ‵)
Even the system is crying? Nice, nice!
If crying worked, what use would Jiang the Devil be?
Big Black used a little force to pull his head out of the floor!
With the effect of the Deadly Green Club — pain sensation -100% — Big Black felt nothing!
Jiangnan was stunned. After such a heavy blow, Big Black's cheek only had a palm mark, slightly red, not even swollen!
A normal person's teeth would have shattered from a slap like that!
Twenty-plus years of training the face, indeed too tough!
Brother Leopard was also shocked. He's still standing after that?
Was that slap of mine really that soft?
Big Black rubbed his shoulder: "I've fully felt your enthusiasm!"
"But compared to my father's slap, it's still lacking — not to mention Aosasi the Heavenly Father!"
"As a hospitable person, I have to be even more enthusiastic than you! Take this!"
With those words, he adjusted his stance and swung a slap!
Jiangnan quickly said: "Everyone, watch closely — the power conduction in Big Black's slap. Even I can't achieve 100% lossless power output!"
At that moment, everyone stared at Big Black!
He was like a precise face-slapping machine!
Though the movement was extremely simple, through the perfect coordination of his whole body muscles and the extreme conduction of his dragon spine, he concentrated all his strength into his palm and swung it down!
"Sss~ I have to say, it's got that 'great Dao simplified' feeling!"
"I'm getting some insight. If we can learn this kind of power conduction, even using it in other areas would be endlessly beneficial!"
"Awesome! I recorded it — a master among the people!"
Martin: (￢д￢。)
Can you guys exaggerate any more?
It's just slapping someone's mouth, so many principles?
"Slap!"
(#ಠ益ಠ)ﾉΣ(˃᷄#)3˂᷅) Pwaah~
The savage power perfectly slapped Brother Leopard's face!
He didn't fly away but spun in place like a top at high speed!
It even stirred up a tornado in the training room, like an alloy drill!
His shoes wore through, sparks flew out, and he drilled a hole down to his waist!
As soon as he stopped, Brother Leopard vomited!
Half his teeth came out with it, stars spinning before his eyes!
。*✧(#)꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ)✧*。
Everyone: =͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
What kind of palm technique is this? It can make someone spin like a top instead of flying away?
All the power acts on the opponent without any waste!
Even Jiangnan was surprised. If he could understand this power conduction method like Big Black, that Charles guy from earlier wouldn't just have a gong-shaped face!
Jiangnan fell deep into thought, trying to recall Big Black's movements!
And attempted to do it himself!
[(*ﾟ◠ﾟ)و Opportunity!!]
[Triggered skill! Whirlwind Palm Technique (Beginner): LV0!]
A flood of power conduction methods poured into Jiangnan's mind!
The system would never miss any chance to curry favor with Jiangnan, desperately ingratiating itself!
Licking Jiangnan frantically!
Jiangnan was stunned — no way? He could comprehend a skill from this?
There's even a palm technique for slapping faces?
[Add skill points: 111,100 points!]
[Skill upgrade! Whirlwind Palm Technique (Master): LV0!]
Jiangnan swallowed — holy crap! This is amazing!
The system is so effective?
[(∗❛ั◡❛ั) I'm knocking it out of the park!]
[So… can I…]
Jiangnan: No! My heart still aches from that 1 billion!
A wounded heart is like broken glass!
Lost money never returns!
[୧(°ཀ◠ཀ°)୨]
Brother Leopard yanked himself out of the dirt, face full of ferocity!
"Fuck! I don't believe I can't even beat a Gold rank today!"
With that, he mustered all his strength and slapped Big Black!
"Slap!"
Big Black glared: "Roar~ I absolutely won't allow you to be more enthusiastic than me! You're looking down on me!"
"Slap!"
The two started slapping each other frantically!
(#•̀益•́)ﾉΣ(•̀#)3•́)
(`ε´(#)ヽ(caomincao(#)
(ꐦ干益干)ﾉ(꒪#)3꒪)
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Endless loop!
Broken teeth scattered everywhere, heads ringing like farts!
You slap one, I slap one!
Big mouths never stop!
Way scarier than the games Jiangnan and the Wolf Clan played!
Jiangnan took out his phone again!
"Hello? Aunt Liu, another person won't be able to eat lunch today — lost all his teeth. Mm-hmm, yes!"
Hanging up, Jiangnan chuckled. This competition is awesome!
Two chicken legs added to his meal already!
"Slap!"
One last crisp sound — Brother Leopard lost consciousness completely, collapsed face-down!
Big Black rubbed his black-and-red cheek!
Revealed a bloody white-toothed smile!
"Do you remember my name now? My Best Friend!"
"Wake up! Why'd you pass out?"
Jiangnan stepped forward and draped an arm around Big Black's shoulder, grinning brightly: "He must have been overwhelmed by your enthusiasm! Here, eat a ginseng to calm your excitement!"
Looking at Brother Leopard lying there, face swollen like a soccer ball, Martin and the others fell silent.
(◦)`◠´(◦)…
That "siren"'s face is too durable, right? What kind of skin is that?
If a mosquito landed on your face to drink blood, its proboscis would snap, right?
At that moment, Little Black rubbed his hands together and stepped forward!
(･᷄◡･᷅)人 "Guasa wala gua gu guala guasa he~ pei. la la la! Please instruct!"
Martin and the others' faces turned dark!
With that name, he's obviously the same breed as Big Black!
Arrogant to the extreme, completely looking down on them!
When he said his name, he even reflexively spit a mouthful of phlegm to insult them!
Wouldn't he be even fiercer than Big Black?
The face-slapping tournament had already lost two rounds for their side!
The remaining three rounds had to be all wins to eliminate Pioneer Academy!
The key point was that they had Ai Wei on their side, and she'd already defected — there was no chance of winning!
At that moment, Muscle Guy and the others also looked at Little Black with fear. Whoever went up, win or lose, it'd be a bloodbath — they'd probably end up like Brother Leopard!
Martin took a deep breath: "Fine, you win! We forfeit!"
Just then, Charles, who was lying on the ground, suddenly opened his eyes and sprang up like a spring!
He glared fiercely at Jiangnan!
(#)¯͒益¯͒(｡): "Hmph, pretty refined? Why don't you fart on the stool to blow it off?"
"Don't waste time! Hurry up and hit me!"
Jiangnan: (´ﾟωﾟ)…
"Brother! Spiritual energy has revived!"
Charles glared: "I can't hear what you're saying. Hurry up! Are you going to slap me or not?"
"I told you to hit me! Don't be ungrateful! I…"
Before he finished, Martin punched Charles in the face!
(⇀‸↼‶)ᓄ(ﾟ#)3ﾟ)?
"Boom!"
With a loud crash, Charles flew out of the training room for the third time, unconscious!
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Author's note: