# Chapter 673: Everything He Says Makes So Much Sense
Jiangnan had already started pouring big-horned cow milk into the pot!
"Why are you all just standing there? Put them in the pot. Let me tell you, I don't usually make a move easily!"
At this moment, the students were holding their spirit beast eggs with conflicted expressions!
How was this hatching eggs?
The way you're doing it, you're clearly boiling eggs!
I bet you haven't had lunch yet!
"This... is this reliable? We've been careful not to bump or touch our eggs while hatching them! And you want to boil them?"
"How can you be so cruel to unborn little lives? How can you bear it!"
"No way, no way, I can't bear to! You're a devil!"
"I think you just want to eat boiled eggs. What kind of hatching method is this?"
This definitely wasn't a waste of the abbreviation of the Cat's Idiot Method!
Each of them treasured their eggs dearly. How could they let Jiangnan boil them in a pot?
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "No wonder you can't hatch them! Spirit beast eggs aren't as fragile as you imagine! Xiao Jiuwo's eggshell hardness is comparable to diamonds!"
"Water boils at 100 degrees! But she was incubated at 700 degrees for 49 days before hatching!"
"We're simulating the chicken mother's incubation environment here! Preheating at 100 degrees. While boiling, the eggs can absorb the spiritual energy from the milk!"
"What do you know? No one knows more about hatching eggs than me. If you don't believe me, ask Xiao Jiuwo!"
The students were stunned by Jiangnan's words. It sounded... like it might actually make some kind of sense!
By the way, how do you know that Xiao Jiuwo's eggshell hardness is comparable to diamonds?
What did you do to her when she was still an egg?
Everyone's gaze turned to Xiao Jiuwo!
Xiao Jiuwo: (◍ŏ﹏ŏ◍)
"Master is right. Master can't be wrong!"
It's not Master who's wrong, it's this world!
At this moment, countless experts and professors were dumbfounded. Was this really a public lecture on hatching eggs? Not some kind of food show?
This lecturer pulled out a pot halfway through the class and started cooking!
Seeing that even Xiao Jiuwo had said so, although the students were apprehensive, they still put their eggs into the pot.
Jiangnan raised his hand and snapped his fingers!
Without even needing to be told, Xiao Jiuwo had already breathed a stream of flame onto the bottom of the pot!
All the students' faces were filled with worry!
Under the powerful fire support, the milk in the pot gradually began to boil, giving off a fragrant aroma!
The Flame Spirit Chicken eggs that had been floating calmly in the pot just moments before began to tremble violently, rippling the water's surface!
〰(Egg)〰
"Boss Nan! Stop! Look, the eggs are jumping from the heat!"
"No, no! If you keep boiling them, they'll be cooked!"
The students were getting anxious!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Nonsense! That's clearly them feeling the spiritual energy and jumping with joy!"
"The reason they're shaking is definitely because they're cold. They were at 700 degrees! We're only at 100 degrees! No need to panic!"
As he spoke, he pulled two buckets of freshly squeezed peanut oil out of alternate dimension and poured them gurglingly into the pot!
All students: Σ(°△°|||)
"Ahhh! Why are you pouring oil in too? Boss Nan, you really are going to eat them!"
Jiangnan was speechless: "How could I do something so devilish? Pouring in oil is to increase the glossiness of the eggshells. Otherwise, the shells would react with the water and lose their shine!"
[From Xu Jiawen's Resentment Value +666!]
[From Feng Xin's Resentment Value +666!]
You're already doing it, okay?
Just then, Jiangnan pulled out a large bag of table salt and poured it into the pot!
"Ahem! Don't overthink it. I'm just neutralizing the pH value!"
"Besides, sodium chloride will better bring out the effects of the milk, allowing its nutrients to penetrate the eggshell. It's a catalyst! It's the same principle as pickling salted duck eggs!"
The students were going crazy!
Bullshit!
You're just making sure there's some flavor when you eat them later, aren't you?
Why does everything you say sound so reasonable?
We can't even argue back!
Chang Fa: "Boss Nan? Don't you want to add some scallions, ginger, and garlic? To remove the fishy smell?"
Jiangnan: (｡꒪ͦก꒪ͦ) "Hmm~ I haven't tried that before. We can give it a shot! Maybe it'll have some magical effect!"
As he spoke, he pulled out over a dozen giant scallion holy swords and more than twenty Heihei Black Garlic bulbs from alternate dimension and tossed them into the pot...
Everyone was dumbfounded!
You actually added them after being told? This time you didn't even bother to make up a reason?
Just purely experimenting?
And you had them prepared in advance in alternate dimension?
This was premeditated! You clearly planned to eat eggs for free!
All the students looked at Chang Fa with murderous intent!
Such a loose tongue!
They rushed over and gave him a beating!
[From Chang Fa's Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan stood by the pot, the broth now blackened from the black garlic.
"Since these are Flame Spirit Chickens, it's not unreasonable to add some chicken essence, right?"
"Might as well add some Dali 2.0 to give the little ones a boost!"
As he spoke, he poured in chicken essence and two buckets of Dali 2.0! Then he grabbed the Blood-Drinking Halberd and stirred vigorously!
The classroom was now filled with an enticing aroma. Many people's stomachs began to growl, and they couldn't stop swallowing saliva!
It smells so good!
After 15 minutes, the eggs in the pot stopped moving, but Jiangnan kept boiling them.
Some students had already started crying. They must be cooked by now, right?
Jiangnan: "Later, a few of you pool some money. Don't forget to pay me. My raw ingredients aren't cheap either!"
Xu Jiawen: (ง☍皿⁰)ง
This person really is a devil!
He boils our eggs, eats them for free, and still wants us to pay him!
[From...]
30 minutes later, Jiangnan had Xiao Jiuwo stop the fire. Then he said, "Come on, come on. The first stage is over. Now we start the second stage!"
Everyone tearfully fished out the eggs. There's a second stage too?
They already smell this good. Can't we eat them yet?
Jiangnan pulled out several rolls of aluminum foil and handed them to everyone: "Next, wrap the eggshells in aluminum foil to prevent them from burning!"
"Then continuously bake them at 700 degrees to give the eggs a warm, homey feeling. They'll hatch smoothly!"
"You can use an oven to set the temperature, but since I have Xiao Jiuwo, I don't need to bother with that!"
Everyone tearfully wrapped their eggs in aluminum foil. They'd already come this far. There were fifty or sixty eggs. Boss Nan couldn't eat them all by himself!
He'd probably share some with us after they're baked, right?
(Egg)٩(º﹃º٩)
If only there were a bottle of beer, that would be perfect. Drool~
Everyone piled the wrapped eggs together!
"Xiao Jiuwo, oven mode!"
Xiao Jiuwo sniffled. I'm sorry, little lives!
I'm doing this to survive too. Forgive me!
With that, she grew larger and came beside the pile of foil-wrapped eggs. She wrapped her wings around the pile, and blazing flames ignited on her wings!
She controlled the intensity of the flames, maintaining the temperature, and continuously baked the eggs!
Master, just give the orders! What's an oven?
As a versatile tool pet, as long as Master says it, Xiao Jiuwo can become it!
The aroma grew even stronger!
After all, they had already been marinated from the boiling...
The experts and professors swallowed their saliva and looked down at their notes!
A pot of fresh milk, cold water in the pot, two buckets of peanut oil, 1500g salt, 1200g chicken essence, two buckets of water, 18 scallions, 24 garlic cloves! Boil on high heat for 30 minutes, then wrap the eggshells in aluminum foil!
Place in an oven and bake continuously at 700 degrees...
Isn't this supposed to be some kind of Nige Mixed Egg Method?
This clearly recorded a recipe, didn't it?
"Um... this really is a public lecture on hatching eggs, right?"
"Before Boss Nan entered Pioneer Academy, he must have been a chef, right? Chef Jiang is fine, right?"
"Large-scale food show, 'Tongue Tip of the Iron Pot, Foil-Baked Eggs'? Oh hoho?"
Xiao Chuihuo's face darkened. The experts and professors traveled thousands of miles to attend the lecture, and you teach them how to cook?
As a pioneer in spirit pet studies, can't you do something human?
The students watching stared blankly at the foil-baked eggs emitting heat. They suddenly felt sympathy for Xiao Jiuwo!
How on earth did you survive until now from that Jiang Devil's hands?
They baked for a full hour!
Xiao Jiuwo stopped the fire. The foil-baked eggs emitted wisps of white steam!
The students watching nearby looked heartbroken, with tears of sorrow streaming from the corners of their mouths!
"Boss Nan, can we eat them now?"
Jiangnan nodded approvingly: "Mm, now you can... Hiss~ Eat? These little lives are so cute. How could you have such devilish thoughts?"
"Are you even human?"
Everyone covered their faces. You're the devil here!
You're the one who turned them into foil-baked eggs in the first place!
Li Chuan sneered: "Stop making a fool of yourself, will you? This is the so-called Nige Mixed Egg Method?"
"With all this fuss, these eggs are already cooked. It would be a miracle if anything hatches from them!"
Jiangnan smiled brilliantly: "Oh hoho? You say these eggs are dead? Can't hatch? Want to make a bet?"
Li Chuan stood up and sneered: "I'm not afraid of you! If these eggs aren't dead and can hatch, I'll... I'll drink that pot of soup!"
"What if you lose?"
Jiangnan smiled brilliantly: "If I lose, I'll eat all these eggs! Not a single one left!"
Li Chuan's face darkened. You really are after eating these eggs!
"Whatever!"
The students looked indignant. Boss Nan never intended to leave any eggs for us to eat from the very beginning!
Damn it!
Zhong Yingxue couldn't help but worry. Not every egg was like Xiao Jiuwo's!
Xia Yao snickered: "I don't know if these eggs can still hatch, but I do know one thing: never make a bet with Xiao Nan! Xiao Nan has never lost a bet!"
This was the conclusion she had drawn from being tricked by Xiao Nan countless times!
Jiangnan said calmly: "Never use your ignorance to understand this world, or you'll lose miserably!"
"That pot of soup is a good thing. You're getting off easy!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a Dance-Off Grenade and tossed it at the foil-baked eggs!
Spirit beast eggs are far tougher than people imagine!
The incubation temperature is so high. Huge mother spirit beasts sit on the eggs to hatch them. They're so heavy, but the eggs don't get crushed!
What he did was nothing. How could they die?
The eggshells must be too hard; they just can't break out yet!
He'll just use the Dance-Off Grenade to activate them!
Even though the little ones haven't been born yet, they should count as living things, right?
As soon as they saw Jiangnan throw a grenade, the students recalled the mass beast dance-off on the playground that day!
Their expressions were filled with terror!
"Dance-Off Warning! Everyone take cover!"
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Author's Note: