# Chapter 672: Simulated Multi-Environment Bionic Mixed Hatching Method
Jiang Nan pulled out a small teaching baton and tapped it against his palm, sweeping his gaze across the room.
"Before we start, let me introduce myself!"
Xiao Jiuwo leaped onto the podium, tilted her head, and said sweetly.
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"Hello everyone, my name is Xiao Jiuwo! I'm Master's spirit pet! My biggest wish is for Master to fall in love with me!"
The moment those words left her mouth, the entire classroom fell silent.
The experts and professors stared with wide eyes, utterly shocked, almost popping their glasses off.
Sss~
She really could talk, and so fluently at that!
Heavens!
All the students were stunned. Was Nan Shen no longer just the dream of nine hundred million girls?
Even spirit beasts couldn't resist the charm of this man?
Just then, Xiong Er spoke up from the side.
"Uh... I'm Xiong Er! Originally from Thousand Island Lake, a Platinum two-star black bear spirit beast. Just following Brother Nan to make a living."
"Today I'm Brother Nan's teaching assistant. Thanks for the support, everyone. Much appreciated."
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Experts and professors: Σ(٥ರ口ರ)
One moment he was a burly, bearded man, and the next he claimed to be a bear?
Their worldview had completely shattered!
Had this bear caught up to millions of years of human evolution in just a few years?
Someone needs to apologize to the theory of evolution!
Down below, An Xiaoqi waved excitedly: "Look! Everyone look! That's my bear! Uncle Bear! Isn't he absolutely awesome?"
Mo Tian: (≖_≖) I completely fail to see your point.
Li Chuan: Σ(|||ʘдʘ)
"N-no... that's impossible. Did you hire someone with beast transformation powers to pretend? How can you prove it's a spirit beast?"
Jiang Nan curled his lip: "Do I need to prove anything to you? Teacher is lecturing, students shouldn't interrupt. Be careful, or I'll throw chalk at you."
Li Chuan's eyes widened, his face red. When had he ever suffered such indignity?
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Xiong Er shrugged: "I have a brain CT scan. Want to see it? I've got a spirit bead in my head. Do you?"
"Forget it, I won't show you. If you see it, you'll probably say it's a brain tumor. If you confiscate it, I'd be screwed."
Everyone struggled to hold back their laughter. This was too smooth!
It was obvious they'd been trained by Nan Shen.
Li Chuan's face darkened as he heard the laughter around him. Getting roasted by a human was one thing, but now a spirit beast was joining in?
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[From...]
Jiang Nan raised an eyebrow. This old man sure had a temper.
He cleared his throat and said: "Today, I'll mainly be teaching you the fast way to hatch eggs."
"As the first person in the country to hatch an egg, no one understands hatching better than me."
Xiao Jiuwo nodded like a pecking chicken: "Whatever Master says is right!"
Jiang Nan: ･ิ≖ω≖･ิ✧
"For egg hatching, I've developed a complete system called the Simulated Multi-Environment Bionic Mixed Hatching Method."
The students' eyes sparkled with admiration.
So complicated! Even though we don't understand a word you're saying, the name sounds incredibly high-end.
Jiang Nan: "Abbreviation: SMEBMHM."
Xiao Chuihuo's eyes bulged, and he nearly spat out a mouthful of old blood.
What the hell kind of abbreviation was that?
I seriously suspect this guy is just cursing at us!
The students were dying of laughter. Was this really a lecture?
This man was spewing absolute nonsense with a completely straight face!
Xiao Chuihuo: "Ahem... Let's skip the abbreviation and get straight to the point."
Jiang Nan blinked: "Huh? No abbreviation? I thought about it all night. Or maybe we could call it the MDZZ Method."
"It stands for 'Mother's Devotion to Zealously Zygote.' It implies creative birth."
Xia Yao: (๑˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅)ﾉ┳━┳ Ha ha ha!
MDZZ Method?
Xiao Nan, you little genius!
Are you sure this is a hatching method and not a "Mentally Deficient Zombie Zone" method?
Xiao Chuihuo covered his face: "Just teach."
Jiang Nan was speechless. All that thinking for nothing. He looked at the students who were all red-faced from holding back laughter and glared: "What are you all looking at me for? Look at your textbooks!"
Everyone quickly lowered their heads to look at the textbooks. Jiang Nan continued lecturing while writing on the blackboard.
"This method mainly involves artificially simulating the hatching environment provided by a mother spirit beast."
"Normally, it takes about three months to hatch an egg. With this method, you can do it in half a month to a month."
"What are you looking at the textbooks for? Look at the blackboard!"
All students: ???
You told us to look at the textbooks!
But under Jiang Nan's stern gaze, they turned their eyes to the blackboard.
Jiang Nan: "I've personally tested this method. It works great. Xiao Jiuwo was hatched this way."
Xiao Jiuwo lay trembling on the podium, nodding frantically. Whatever Master said was right.
"First, everyone needs to learn the proper hatching posture."
"What are you looking at the blackboard for? Look at me!"
All students and professors: (||≖‸≖)
What exactly do you want us to look at?
We just wish we had three eyes so we could satisfy all your demands!
Mm-hmm... Do whatever makes you happy.
Jiang Nan stepped down from the podium: "Now let's do a live demonstration. You all brought your eggs, right?"
Chang Fa raised his hand excitedly: "I did! I did! Pick me!"
Jiang Nan waved: "You. Bring your egg up and demonstrate for everyone."
Chang Fa walked up excitedly, holding a fiery red egg.
Jiang Nan spread a mat on the floor and said: "Mother spirit beasts sit on their eggs to hatch them. Humans can't do that."
"So we need to cover the egg as much as possible, letting it feel your warmth."
Chang Fa asked eagerly: "What do I need to do?"
Jiang Nan: (՞ٹ՞) You'll find out soon enough!
One minute later!
Chang Fa was lying on the mat in a "●|￣O|_" position, cradling the spirit beast egg against his chest. His face was as black as coal.
Ahhh!
This posture was way too embarrassing!
And in front of so many people!
Plus, this position felt completely unsafe. He felt a chill down his spine.
Like someone was about to pierce him through.
The other students were going crazy with laughter. Was this how you were supposed to hatch eggs?
"Instructor Jiang... can I get up now?"
Jiang Nan turned around and smacked Chang Fa's backside with the teaching baton: "Stay down!"
Chang Fa: (*꒦ິ﹏꒦ີ)
Was this hatching posture really necessary? But to hatch his spirit pet faster, he'd grit his teeth and bear it!
Just then, someone raised their hand: "Nan Shen, will this really speed up hatching?"
Jiang Nan laughed: "This is just the basic posture. The most important thing is simulating the hatching environment."
"Let me see what kind of eggs you all have."
The students in the front row took out their spirit beast eggs. Most were fiery red.
"They're Flame Spirit Chickens! Fire-element spirit beasts. We've been hatching them for half a month, and there's no sign of movement."
"Nan Shen, please teach us! We want to see the little ones hatch soon!"
"Can your method really accelerate hatching? Three months is way too long!"
Jiang Nan blinked: "Flame Spirit Chickens?"
Could these eggs really hatch into Flame Spirit Chickens?
Li Chuan sneered: "Flame Spirit Chicken. Avian species. Adults are at least Gold rank."
"Incubation period: 49 days. Incubation temperature: 700±20 degrees. Bionic simulation? Ridiculous! Apart from fire-element spirit warriors, there's no way the human body can reach that temperature."
"I think you're just spouting nonsense..."
Before Li Chuan could finish, Jiang Nan flicked a piece of chalk that hit Li Chuan square on the head.
It snapped his head back and knocked his glasses askew.
"This student, please raise your hand before speaking. Don't disrupt class discipline. Didn't your teacher ever teach you that?"
Li Chuan: !!!
You hit me? With chalk?
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[From Li Chuan...]
He laughed bitterly: "Fine, fine! I'd love to see how you manage to hatch a Flame Spirit Chicken!"
Jiang Nan smiled brightly: "Then I'll reluctantly demonstrate for everyone."
The students grew excited and carried their Flame Spirit Chicken eggs forward, treating them like precious treasures.
There were about fifty or sixty eggs in total.
Jiang Nan clasped his hands behind his back: "The human body indeed can't reach that temperature. But people move, trees die."
"The biggest difference between humans and beasts is that we use our brains. We use tools."
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You're lecturing!
Why insult me?
Jiang Nan reached into his alternate dimension and pulled out a massive iron cauldron three meters in diameter.
He threw out void chains, wrapped them around the cauldron's handle, and hung it from the ceiling.
Everyone stared dumbfounded at Jiang Nan. Weren't they supposed to be learning how to hatch eggs?
Why did he pull out a cauldron?
And a three-meter cauldron at that? Where did Nan Shen even get this?
A person could easily lie down in that thing!
Jiang Nan raised an eyebrow: "Alright! Put your eggs in the cauldron. I'll hatch them for you."
At that moment, the fifty or sixty students holding Flame Spirit Chicken eggs froze, their smiles stiffening. Horror filled their eyes.
Bullshit!
You're not teaching us how to hatch eggs!
You're teaching us how to cook!
This man was completely spewing nonsense with a straight face!