Chapter 674: Happy Hatching Day? (Bonus Chapter)
The moment Jiangnan tossed out the Awkward Dance Grenade!
All the students went crazy, running backward like madmen, those still seated even climbed onto the tables!
Like old zombies, they leaped frantically toward the back rows!
The entire classroom turned into chaos!
Xiao Chuihuo's face was as black as the bottom of a pot. What kind of damn lesson was this, anyway?
Setting up pots to boil eggs was one thing, but now he's using grenades?
Does it have to be this explosive!
The next moment, the `☻´ burst violently, and multicolored electric currents fiercely covered a range of 100 meters!
The students who had desperately escaped the explosion range breathed a sigh of relief!
Just as they were about to speak, they saw the pile of tin-foil roasted eggs, stimulated by the Awkward Dance Grenade, start rolling on the ground!
Literally rolling eggs!
They directly scraped off the tin foil outside the eggshells!
Fifty-six Spirit Flame Eggs rolled neatly into a square formation, then suddenly stood upright!
They began spinning on their own and hopping!
(egg)╭╮(egg)╭╮(egg)
At this moment, everyone in the classroom was dumbfounded!
After enduring such cruel torture, these eggs were still alive?
Dancing eggs? That would be... uh...
And they were in neat formation.
Spinning and jumping, I close my eyes?
Strangely, there was even a little disappointment in their hearts?
Not dead... then they couldn't eat them!
What a pity!
By the way, why was Nan Shen also jumping along, swinging his hips and shaking his legs?
In front of so many people!
Has this guy completely lost all shame?
Xiao Chuihuo exclaimed excitedly: "It's starting, the ancient body language, the most primitive communication between humans and spirit beasts!"
Guan Hu: !!!
Dean, watch your wording!
At this moment, Li Chuan's expression couldn't be uglier. Not dead?
Impossible! They actually moved?
"It... it must be that grenade of yours that controlled these eggs, giving the illusion that the eggs are still alive. It's absolutely impossible to hatch..."
Before he could finish, the Spirit Flame Eggs, which had been spinning and jumping just a moment ago, began to crack one after another!
Blinding light burst forth from the cracks!
`Σ(乀)´
"Crack crack!"
The students widened their eyes, full of shock!
!!!∑(ﾟДﾟノ)ノ
No way?
Under Nan Shen's "Simulated Egg Hatching Method," manipulated with such ridiculous operations, they actually hatched?
They were really born?
This is simply unheard of. And why is light coming out of the eggshell cracks?
Are they born with abnormal phenomena?
The next moment, the eggshells shattered one by one!
A bunch of pitch-black bald chicks with dazzling white light on their heads jumped out from the eggshells!
Although they were small, their bodies were all muscle!
Muscular little chicks, seriously?
They twisted their butts and took small square steps!
(๐°3°) Little chick, little chick... cluck cluck cluck!
(๐˃᷄3˂᷅) Hen hen... goo goo goo
Their chicken necks stretched out!
Their pitch-black chicken wings flapped nonstop~
Their movements were perfectly synchronized, all crowing together!
(๐°ﾛ°) Cock-a-doodle-doo!
(๐˃᷄ﾛ˂᷅) Cock-a-doodle-doo!
Then they knelt on the ground, tears streaming down their faces...
ଘ(๑ཀ口ཀ) Who boiled my brothers!
At this moment, everyone in the classroom stared at the bouncing little chicks in horror!
Faces full of terror, everyone bewildered!
"Are they singing 'Little Chick Little Chick'? Although the sound is a bit sharp and more like chicken cries, we can actually understand it!"
"They just hatched and can already sing and dance awkwardly? Did you teach the eggs?"
"Ahhh! What the hell is this ugly black bald chicken with a glowing head? It's hideous to the extreme!"
"It's definitely burnt, right? This is not the Spirit Flame Chicken I dreamed of. My dream is shattered!"
The experts and professors stood up excitedly one after another. This scene was unheard of in the history of spirit beasts!
Not to mention what kind of creature hatched out, it actually did hatch!
And its intelligence performance was extremely high. This was simply incredible!
Jiangnan: (ﾉ)ﾟДﾟ(ヽ)
"Ah~ It really hatched? So ugly!"
Did the effects of Dali 2.0 and Black Garlic really penetrate?
At this moment, the students were going crazy!
Why are you also looking surprised? You're the one who said this method would work!
At least pretend to be matter-of-fact, okay?
The Awkward Dance time passed, and the little chicks looked at Jiangnan in terror, almost peeing themselves!
They hurriedly picked up their own eggshells and ran frantically toward their owners!
Running while eating the eggshells, the little chicks widened their eyes as soon as they ate them!
They were choked to tears by the saltiness of the eggshells!
What is this!
It's explosively salty! But they could only swallow their tears and eat them, their levels soaring!
From the initial Black Iron rank, they actually upgraded all the way to Bronze Peak.
They should have grown beautiful feathers, but because they were soaked in Dali 2.0, feathers couldn't grow at all!
They still looked like black bald muscular chicks with glowing heads!
They jumped into their owners' arms, trembling in fear!
Jiangnan smiled brightly: "Happy Hatching Day!"
Chicks: ε(ཀ﹏ཀ)з
Happy Hatching Day my foot!
It's more like "Happy Hatching Dead"!
At this moment, the group of students held the black chicks in their arms with disgust!
This is so ugly!
Jiangnan: "See? How much they cling to you!"
The students all covered their faces. They're trembling like this in your arms. They're just scared of you and come to us for protection, right?
But they were completely convinced by Jiangnan.
No matter what, the "Simulated Egg Hatching Method" actually worked!
The Spirit Flame Eggs, which originally took three months to hatch, were hatched in just half a month?
And they were Bronze Peak right after birth?
This is simply incredible!
And the scene before them shattered all the previous knowledge of the experts and professors!
He wasn't cooking?
He was actually hatching eggs?
Even Xiao Chuihuo and the others were dumbfounded. Although it looked unreliable, Jiangnan actually pulled it off!
And with this level of intimacy, there was no need for further bonding!
Li Chuan was stunned. What the hell had he been researching for the past twenty years?
Hatching eggs like this?
And they were lively and jumping?
This... this is unscientific!
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: "A bet is a bet. I don't get to eat the eggs, but you have to drink the soup. No need to drink too much, just one sip!"
[From Li Chuan: Resentment Value +1000!]
His face was uglier than if he had eaten a fly, but he had to find a graceful way out.
Who could finish a whole pot of soup? But this young man was still sensible!
Just one sip? That's nothing!
"I was too narrow-minded. Your hatching method does have something to it."
"If I lose, I drink. I keep my word!"
He stepped forward boldly, looking at the black, steaming soup base in the pot, feeling a bit intimidated.
It looked like dark cuisine, but maybe it would taste good?
Comforting himself, Li Chuan closed his eyes and took a big sip!
In an instant, his face turned green!
What kind of flavor is this!
The appearance matched the taste—it really was dark cuisine! It was salty enough to kill!
Jiangnan: (･᷄ʖ̫･᷅)
"You'd better cover the camera. After all, we'll need it for the teaching video later!"
Before everyone could react,
Li Chuan's eyes suddenly widened. Under the gaze of the crowd, his skin instantly turned pitch black!
All the hair on his head fell off!
And it emitted a dazzling light!
At this moment, Li Chuan felt his whole body brimming with explosive power that had to be released!
"Ah~ Ha!"
With a roar, a tearing sound was heard, and shreds of cloth flew everywhere. His clothes were burst apart by the bulging muscles!
He transformed into a two-meter-tall muscular old man!
At present, the only difference between him and those little chicks was the species...
At this moment, everyone in the classroom froze for a moment, their faces turning red from holding in laughter, then they pulled out their phones and frantically pressed the shutter for thirty consecutive shots, the flash flashing nonstop!
(⑉ԾжԾ⑉)ﾉ|✧|
Li Chuan: !!!
What kind of soup is this? It's too intense!
One sip and he turned into this ghostly form?
Ahhh!
I have no face left to see anyone! I might as well crash into a wall and die!
[From Li Chuan: Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Li Chuan: Resentment Value +1000!]
He charged straight at the classroom wall!
"Boom!"
A loud noise, and the classroom wall had a hole in the shape of a "big"!
Li Chuan: I'm...
[From Li Chuan: Resentment Value +1000!]
Covering his face, he ran away!
Jiangnan wanted to say something, but Li Chuan had already disappeared.
He could only regretfully think, I was going to sell him some Hulk Brand Shorts, but why did he run off?
What a shame...
Xia Yao giggled: "See? I told you not to make bets with Xiao Nan!"
At this moment, the classroom erupted into chaos. Another batch of students rushed up holding eggs, full of excitement!
"Nan Shen, Nan Shen, can you hatch ours too?"
"We can't wait for the birth of little lives!"
With the Spirit Flame Chickens taking the lead, there was nothing to fear. Although what came out was a bit uglier by a factor of a million, their levels were high and they were clingy!
Jiangnan: "Alright, what kind of eggs do you have?"
At once, twenty or thirty pure white eggs were handed over!
"They're Ice Kirin, very rare. They need to be incubated at minus 120 degrees Celsius. Can you do it, Nan Shen?"
Jiangnan was stunned. Ice cream also hatches from eggs?
I haven't read much; don't fool me!
"I can do it, of course I can. Bring the eggs up!"
"Xiao Jiuwo, Freeze Mode!"
Xiao Jiuwo's blue dots on her cheeks glowed blue!
The next moment, her entire body turned a deep blue!
Opening her mouth, she breathed out a blast of extreme cold toward the eggs!
The experts were going crazy!
"Dual attribute? It's actually a dual-attribute spirit beast?"
"Hiss~ How is that possible? Forgive me for looking like I've never seen the world!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Basic skills, don't be impressed!"
Then his expression turned serious: "I'll demonstrate again. Pay close attention and learn the essence, got it?"
"I'm working so hard up here, and you're all not moving down there. Don't blame me if you end up with nothing in your bellies later!"
The classroom fell silent. Everyone looked at Jiangnan in horror!
Are you sure you're teaching a lesson?