# Chapter 594: He Still Loves Me After All
The dormitory building stank to high heaven. Even pinching your nose didn't help—it burned your eyes.
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Going door to door delivering warmth? Who could stand this?!
If robbery weren't against the law, Jiangnan would probably have already charged in with his halberd by now!
For a moment, the students suddenly felt that being in the academy wasn't so bad—at least there was law here!
If this were overseas, who knows how wild the Southern God would have gotten!
At this moment, the veteran students had all turned into motherfucker heroes!
If you wanted to sell them deodorizing midnight snacks, fine, but could you not attack indiscriminately?
We're already pitiful enough wearing these irreversible paralysis rings!
Right now, Mo Tian had buried her head in her chest, ostrich mode on! Only this way could she resist the stench attack!
"Southern God! Stop blowing, dammit! We were wrong, we were wrong, okay?"
"Isn't it just a deodorizing midnight snack? We'll buy it!"
"Give us a way to live! I've been having nightmares every night, and you're always in them!"
"Wuwuwu~ I'm so unlucky, having to be forced by the Southern God to eat crap in the middle of the night! Wu~"
Seeing the effect achieved, Jiangnan turned back and tapped Xiao Jiuwo's nose!
(O˃̵ﻌ˂̵O)
As if a switch had been pressed, the Xiao Jiuwo brand leaf blower stopped working!
Jiangnan grinned: "I'm doing this for your own good!"
[From Xu Qingliu's resentment value +1000!]
[From Wang Liguo's resentment value +1000!]
Mmhmm, we believe you!
You're the one who acts like a bitch and still wants to put up a chastity plaque, aren't you?
Jiangnan clapped his hands together, unzipped his down jacket, and revealed the QR code printed on his sweater!
"Come, come, come, line up properly, everyone gets a share! No pushing!"
The new students, covered in stench, came downstairs with long faces, four hundred of them forming a long line in the winter night!
Looking at the lump in the plastic lunch box, their faces darkened!
Even though they knew it was durian pulp, their hearts still resisted fiercely. It smelled this awful—could they really eat it?
Even a dog that had tasted every delicacy in the world would turn up its nose!
But they had no choice but to line up, scan the code, pay, and collect their deodorizing midnight snacks!
On Jiangnan's phone, the "whoosh whoosh" sound of money coming in never stopped!
The rabbit girl lying on the windowsill burst out laughing!
"Is it this streamlined? Why does this remind me of those little hamsters lining up to buy paw-shaped ice cream!"
"Good thing the Southern God is in our class!"
All 450 people, not a single one missed, bought their deodorizing midnight snacks!
But holding the snacks, the students squatting at the dorm entrance fell into hesitation!
To eat or not to eat?
Even though it stank a bit, it was still bought for 80,000 bucks!
And it could get rid of the smell on their bodies. The Southern God might be a bit of a scammer, but at least he wouldn't lie about something like this, right?
They had to go back to their old school tomorrow!
How could they go back smelling like this?
Gao Xingyu gritted his steel teeth, thought about the miraculous little ginseng, and decided to go for it!
He lifted the lid, grabbed a spoon, scooped up a mouthful, and shoved it into his mouth under the horrified gazes of everyone!
It melted on the tongue, incredibly sweet and fragrant, and the stench on his body instantly vanished, replaced by an unparalleled fragrance spreading at the tip of his nose!
The total spiritual energy in his body increased to an astonishing 150%!
Gao Xingyu said happily: "Oh my god! This is amazing! It tastes so good! Ugh~"
This thing could actually restore spiritual energy and increase the total amount?
Sss~
He quickly took another bite: "Ugh~ What are you all staring at me for? Eat up! It's really good! Ugh yue~"
Wang Dong and the others turned pale!
Since when did even Gao Xingyu become this twisted?
The way you're eating and retching at the same time isn't very convincing!
But the smell on their bodies had indeed disappeared. Everyone gritted their teeth and stomped their feet!
Down the hatch!
They all opened their lunch boxes and scooped with spoons. One bite in, they looked at each other, eyes wide and bright!
Then without another word, they lifted the boxes and shoveled the contents into their mouths!
The sounds of retching filled the air!
Durian pulp really was delicious; it's just that the smell still got into your nose when you ate it...
At this moment, the veteran students watched in horror as the new students frantically shoveled the deodorizing midnight snacks into their mouths!
This batch of newbies was way too hardcore!
Not only did they scrub themselves with sandpaper,
they were also eating while retching?
Had they opened some new world?
Just then, Liuli from room 701 stood on the balcony, her short hair messy, breathing heavily, an unnatural flush on her pretty face!
Her red-rimmed eyes locked onto Jiangnan, and with a big leap, she jumped down from the building!
She came to the stall and looked at Jiangnan with longing!
Jiangnan's face showed guilt. Isn't this that creepy yandere girl?
"Are there any midnight snacks left? Can I have a portion?"
Jiangnan swallowed his spit: "But you don't stink. You don't need deodorizing!"
Liuli licked her lips: "I just want it. Anything that's yours, I want."
Jiangnan shivered: "Th-this isn't good, right? Durian pulp stinks a lot! Why would you eat it for no reason?"
Liuli leaned forward: "I don't care! What's a little stench? It's just durian pulp, not something else!"
"Even if it were something else, as long as it's yours, I..."
Jiangnan freaked out, stepped forward, and covered Liuli's mouth: "Don't say anymore! If you keep talking, people will mistake you for a pervert and arrest you!"
He quickly shoved a box of deodorizing midnight snacks into her hands: "Here, here, here, no charge!"
Last time Liuli ran over 800 kilometers wearing his little slippers, and he still felt guilty about it!
Consider this compensation!
Liuli's face turned bright red, and she stared blankly at Jiangnan!
He... he touched my mouth?
Oh my god!
And he gave me a midnight snack for free?
He still loves me after all!
Liuli was ecstatic, opened the deodorizing midnight snack, and started eating!
Wow... it's so delicious!
Even the spiritual energy in her body was stirring because of love!
Jiangnan looked at Liuli's blissful expression, completely confused. Could it really be that tasty?
Just then, a "crack" sound came!
Liuli's body froze, her pretty face turning pale, eyebrows knitted together!
She reached into her mouth and pulled out a diamond the size of a fingernail...
Along with a small piece of broken tooth!
Her icy gaze immediately fell on Jiangnan!
Jiangnan's face turned white!
Oh this...
Was it not cleaned properly when collecting the pulp? A diamond left inside?
Jiangnan gave an awkward laugh: "Su-surprise! Ah-ha~ ahaha~"
"This is a little surprise I prepared for you! Like it?"
Liuli was stunned, staring at the crystal-clear diamond in her hand!
Wow! He's so good, so romantic!
He actually hid a diamond in the midnight snack as a gift for me?
He really does care about me after all!
Liuli's heart melted. She carefully gripped the diamond in her palm and said shyly: "I'll treasure it..."
Then she skipped back to the dormitory building, looking very happy!
Jiangnan let out a long sigh of relief. He'd managed to smooth it over!
The students squatting at the dorm entrance, shoveling food into their mouths, were dumbfounded!
A diamond hidden in a midnight snack?
What kind of romance is that?
More like you didn't clean it properly...
"Crack!"
Gao Xingyu's expression froze. His broken front tooth flew out more than ten meters, his face pale with pain!
Now, as the students eating the bottom of the snacks reached it, sounds of "crack" rang out from time to time, accompanied by sparks and flying broken teeth!
The winter night was especially quiet. Dozens of gazes that could kill landed on Jiangnan!
Jiangnan looked guilty: "D-don't misunderstand! This is a lucky draw I organized!"
"To give back to our loyal customers for their long-term support! I randomly put a few diamonds in the deodorizing midnight snacks as prizes!"
"A surprise from the heavens! A broken tooth comes with a gift! If you find a diamond, you've already made your money back! You can sell it for some extra cash, and getting a gold tooth is pretty nice too!"
[From Gao Xingyu's resentment value +1000!]
[From Wang Dong's resentment value +1000!]
This isn't a surprise, it's a shock!
You just didn't clean it properly, okay? This is attempted murder...
You can make it sound so fancy, and we almost believed you!
We still have to go back to our old school for teaching guidance tomorrow!
We're not stinky anymore, but we've lost our teeth!
The Southern God is still a scammer after all!
"Dammit! The worst decision I ever made in my life was believing in the Southern God's evil!"
"My original teeth! Teeth that could eat skewers, drink beer, and crack sunflower seeds! Gone!"
"Huh? How come I didn't find one?"
"Heh~ Are you sure you didn't swallow it? Go poke around with a little stick in the bathroom tomorrow! Maybe it'll come out the other way..."
"I'm going to fight Jiangnan!"
"You can't beat him!"
"Then... then I'll just curse him a few times to vent!"
"You can't out-curse him either..."
Jiangnan was feeling a bit guilty and was already preparing to pack up and run!
But just then, a figure jumped down from the dormitory building, looking extremely excited!
"Southern God! Don't go!"