Chapter 595: The World Never Lacks Talented People
Jiangnan was on high alert!
"I'm telling you, no returns, got it? Once money's in my pocket, don't even think about getting it back!"
"Even if I agreed, you'd have to ask my fists if they agree!"
"Even if my fists agreed, you'd have to ask Xiao Jiuwo if he agrees!"
Xiao Jiuwo: "Not agreeing, not agreeing!"
Chang Fa said excitedly, "Oh come on! Why would I return anything? The Paralysis Ring! Boss Nan, do you have any more? I want to buy some more!"
Jiangnan was stunned: "Didn't you already buy two?"
And now Chang Fa still had one sticking out of his right middle finger!
The senior students in the dorm building were dumbfounded!
"Chang Fa! Are you crazy? Haven't you been ripped off enough?"
"Exactly! Aside from the paralysis effect being somewhat decent, this thing is basically a non-recyclable middle finger equipment!"
"Are you just burning money? Still buying more?"
Chang Fa turned back angrily: "What do you know? The Paralysis Ring is a divine artifact! I'm counting on it to prolong my happy life now!"
"You have no idea how much Little Yueyue loves me now!"
Everyone was completely baffled.
Jiangnan: (·•᷄ࡇ•᷅)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Little Yueyue? Wasn't that Lu Yue, the stinky-foot goddess whom Chang Fa had confessed to using the Passionate Little Gloves back then?
What did the Paralysis Ring have to do with a happy life?
Jiangnan was shocked!
Had he actually developed a new use for the Paralysis Ring?
Jiangnan couldn't help but recall the description of the Paralysis Ring's effects:
Paralysis duration: 30 minutes! After wearing it for 24 hours: impervious to blades and bullets, immune to fire and water?
Sss—in a certain sense, this was even stronger than the Spirit Nourishing Leek!
Jiangnan's face darkened: "My Paralysis Ring isn't meant to be used like that! Don't you dare interpret it literally!"
Chang Fa's forehead beaded with sweat: "I... I was forced into a corner too, okay? I didn't want to lose dignity in front of my goddess!"
"I had to use the Paralysis Ring to fill the gaps in my happy life!"
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. So Chang Fa wasn't up to the task either?
He really was forced into a corner, huh?
Chang Fa grabbed Jiangnan's hand and wouldn't let go, his eyes sparkling.
"Boss Nan! Not to mention anything else, this Paralysis Ring can be worn not only on the middle finger, but even on the middle toe!"
"I've tried it—the ring can automatically adjust the size of the band!"
Jiangnan was taken aback and looked down at Chang Fa's foot.
What the hell? Wearing it on the foot? The application scenarios of the Paralysis Ring were this broad?
Jiangnan couldn't even imagine what a suffocating scene that would be with it on the foot!
And why the hell did this guy think of wearing it on his foot in the first place?
Was it because both his hands were already used up?
Damn!
How could you be such a talent?
Chang Fa's eyes shone: "Boss Nan! Give me ten more! I'm counting on you!"
Jiangnan didn't hold back and directly sold Chang Fa ten rings.
After all, it was to help Chang Fa regain his dignity, so he had to support it.
The other students also curiously gathered around.
"Hey, why are you buying so many rings? Do you have a screw loose or something?"
Chang Fa chuckled: "Hehe! You'll know if you use one! The Paralysis Ring is truly amazing!"
"Come closer!"
So Chang Fa whispered the wonderful uses he had discovered to everyone.
The group of older guys leaned in and listened, then their eyes went wide!
"Sss—that actually works? The Paralysis Ring really lives up to its name!"
"Great stuff! Why didn't I think of that? Brother Fa, I owe you one!"
"Sss—Boss Nan! Give me three rings! Right now!"
These guys didn't care anymore. Eyes red, they charged toward the stall.
Without a word, they directly scanned the code to transfer money, not hesitating at all.
Jiangnan's mouth twitched. That many people needed to find their dignity?
He had thought it would be a one-time deal, but Chang Fa stirred things up so much that the Paralysis Ring sold like crazy.
Jiangnan was overjoyed inside!
To build up goodwill and pave the way for future sales, Jiangnan even specially launched a big price drop!
100,000 per ring wasn't expensive anyway—it was just a consolation prize, not considered precious.
In a short while, he had sold over three hundred rings, making a killing.
The girls in the female dorm area watched the booming stall in shock.
What was going on?
Why did every stall Boss Nan set up become this hot? It looked like they wanted to snatch the goods!
How much money must he be making? They looked at Jiangnan as if he were a giant Pi Xiu.
Just then, a young man in a hoodie and face mask approached.
He first bought ten Paralysis Rings, then said, "Boss Nan! Do you have any more Little Ginsengs? Give me a hundred, please?"
Jiangnan was startled: "That many? 100,000 each isn't cheap!"
The young man smiled. "I want to stock up while you're at the stall. This stuff is useful, and who knows when you'll set up shop again?"
Jiangnan chuckled. Why would he refuse money coming to his door?
So he gave him a hundred Little Ginsengs and collected 10 million.
The young man said excitedly, "Thanks, Boss Nan!" Then he picked up the ginseng and left. Jiangnan didn't think much of it.
After a while, a short-haired girl in a white down jacket came over again.
"Boss Nan? Are there Little Ginsengs? Give me forty, please?"
Jiangnan was stunned. Quite a few people were buying ginseng today!
So he packed forty for the girl and said with a smile, "Remember not to eat it when your relatives come!"
The short-haired girl smiled sweetly. "Thanks, Boss Nan!"
After another while, a bronze-skinned burly man came over and laughed: "Haha! Boss Nan! Give me twenty Little Ginsengs!"
Jiangnan's eyes flickered. Something wasn't right. This was off!
Why were so many people suddenly buying Little Ginsengs?
Normally, when he sold a full inventory, it was normal for people to buy Little Ginsengs.
But today he was mainly selling Paralysis Rings and Deodorant Midnight Snacks, and in a short while, seven or eight people had come to buy Little Ginsengs.
And the quantities weren't small...
Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
Could these be the minions of that old cattle trader?
Finally caught you red-handed, didn't I, you old bastard!
Oh, hahaha!
Jiangnan put on a brilliant smile and packed twenty Little Ginsengs for the burly man.
"Take it slow, my friend! Come again!"
The burly man grinned, took the ginseng, and left.
Jiangnan craned his neck and watched the burly man turn a corner at the building and disappear.
He couldn't help but chuckle: "(･᷄ٹ･᷅) Let's see where you can run now!"
After skimming so much money off me, you'd better share a few billion with me, or I won't let you off!
He immediately packed up his stall cloth: "Closing up shop, closing up! My Xuexue doesn't let me stay out past ten!"
With that, he picked up Xiao Jiuwo, teleported, and vanished.
Feng Xin stood there dumbfounded: "Boss Nan! Boss Nan, don't go! I haven't gotten on board yet? I want the ring too!"
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But Jiangnan had already teleported away, stealthily following the muscular man.
As a space-type, surveillance was undetectable to Jiangnan.
The man walked all the way to a public restroom near the college woods. He looked around, saw no one, and then dashed into the women's restroom.
Jiangnan: !!!
You pervert?
Coming to the Pioneer Academy, you still can't resist peeping into the women's restroom?
Just wait until I beat you until you call me daddy! I'll make you know what justice is!
So Jiangnan opened a space wormhole connecting the outside to the restroom and put his eye up to it.
Hmph!
Let me see what you're up to inside!
This isn't peeping!
I'm peeping on the peeper!
So it doesn't count as peeping!
Mm-hmm, that's right!