**Chapter 593: Xiao Jiuwo Aiding the Tyrant! (Bonus Chapter)**
As soon as Zhao Dezhu said this, the students below immediately got excited!
"Goose haha! We have to go to Andu Lingwu! I'm a graduate of that school!"
"No matter what, I'm going back to my alma mater this time. Has my moment of happiness finally arrived?"
"The tattered little senior schoolgirl, ao wu ~ Nan Shen! Leave me three catties of chives!"
"We stink like this. Are we sure we want to go back to our alma mater? This isn't returning home in glory, this is taking revenge on society!"
Someone suddenly blurted out, and the smiles on the students' faces instantly froze, collapsing instantly...
[From Liu Chuanwu's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Wang Gang...]
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled, and a mature idea couldn't help but pop into his mind!
Many senior students looked over this way, their eyes filled with envy!
Teaching guidance was indeed an unforgettable time, but unfortunately, it wasn't their turn this time!
After every semester's ranking battles, the Pioneer Academy would send the top hundred to key spirit martial universities in various provinces for teaching guidance!
This was a tradition of the Pioneer Academy!
While showcasing their strong foundation to the famous schools, it could also plant seeds in the hearts of those students, making them yearn for the Pioneer Academy!
Then, during recruitment, they could attract some good seedlings, and the cultivation methods taught could also strengthen the students' strength!
Killing several birds with one stone!
The old catapult operator!
Every year at this time, the spirit martial universities in various provinces would even hold league matches to select outstanding students, just to compete for the training spots!
The senior students couldn't help but show nostalgic expressions!
Turning back to look at their own side!
Over a dozen pairs fighting on the arena were still playing the game of "who blinks first is a fool"!
By the time the award ceremony over there was done, could you guys even make it or not?
Jiangnan and his group left the Lingxu. Xiong Er was pulled away by An Xiaoqi as soon as he came out.
"Brother Nan! I'm not going home tonight, okay? I'm going to watch cartoons with Xiaoqi!"
Jiangnan: (⇀‸↼‶)
What kind of cartoon can you watch all night?
It must be the Legend of Nezha, right?
Meanwhile, Xia Yao excitedly came over and planted a kiss on Jiangnan's cheek!
(๑₃)(๐╹ﾛ╹๐) mwah~
Jiangnan felt a warmth on his cheek, like a dragonfly skimming the water!
Xia Yao giggled, "I lost the bet, and I always keep my word! It's not like I wanted to kiss you or anything, don't overthink it~"
Zhong Yingxue: (ﾉ)﹏(ヾ) Ah~ Xiao Yao! You're so shy!
Xia Yao pounced like a wolf, hugged Zhong Yingxue's face, and gave her a series of kisses!
"And there's a share for Xuexue too! Muah! Muah! Haha!"
Zhong Yingxue was covered in saliva, looking utterly defeated, feeling as if she had been gnawed by a wolf!
Jiangnan rubbed his chin: "No! Wait! The first time I went to Tianchi Lingxu, you lost a bet and said you'd wash my socks for a month, but you never did!"
Xia Yao's body stiffened: "Eh~ No... no such thing! You're just making things up!"
You still remember something that long ago?
Do you have to be so strong?
Jiangnan frowned: "I clearly remember..."
Xia Yao: "Which school are we going to for teaching guidance? Half a month, we'll get a lot of compensation, right?"
Jiangnan waved his hand: "Of course, whichever school gives the most compensation! We'll decide after the specific list comes out tomorrow!"
"Hmph! Let them reject me back then, I..."
Seeing Jiangnan blabbering excitedly on the side, and Xia Yao patting her chest with a relieved expression, Zhong Yingxue covered her face!
Such a strong ability to change the subject!
Back at the villa, Zhong Yingxue and the others went to pack their luggage for the business trip!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan, under Wu Liang's terrified gaze, put on a 3A-level biochemical radiation suit!
And opened that "never ever open this" hell door!
"Brother Nan? What are you..."
Jiangnan: (๐՞ٹ՞) Got some business!
After closing the door, only the sounds of "boom boom boom" came from the room from time to time!
Accompanied by the evil wind from hell blowing out of the window, spreading throughout the entire academy!
Wu Liang smiled bitterly, knowing that Brother Nan was opening durians again!
...
Until evening, the senior students' ranking battles finally ended!
As they came out of the toy house, they were all grimacing, their faces extremely dark, each holding up a golden middle finger!
What the hell is this paralysis ring? It's just a broken ring!
The middle finger can't be retracted at all!
As soon as they stepped out of the egg-shaped building, everyone rolled their eyes and almost died on the spot!
"How can it be this! Stinky! Ugh~"
"Is it the new students who brought the smell out? This academy is unlivable!"
The mentors were so worried they were pulling their hair out: "There's no way to teach class tomorrow..."
"This smell is too pungent!"
As the sun set, Xiao Chuihuo pushed his wheelchair along the small path, expressionless, eyes hollow, his shadow stretched long...
"If it really comes to it, maybe we should find a place to build a new academy. This place has been defiled!"
Zhao Dezhu: "But as long as Jiangnan is here, it's the same everywhere!"
Xiao Chuihuo shuddered, but thinking that Jiangnan was about to go on a business trip to teach at universities, a whole half month away, his heart couldn't help but get excited!
He hadn't been this happy even during the New Year!
"Old Zhao! Hurry up and call those principals to send over all the invitations tomorrow! Speed is of the essence!"
...
The senior students had just returned to the dormitory area, enduring the fragrance of the entire garden as they stepped into the dorms!
Bathrooms, balconies—everywhere people were vomiting!
In the bathroom, some were even scrubbing themselves with sandpaper!
"This smell can't be scrubbed off! Is the 1000-grit sandpaper not working? Switch to 100-grit!"
"I used 40-grit and it didn't work! I've already asked my roommate to go to the hardware store and buy a file!"
"Tell him to bring back an angle grinder! I'm going all out today!"
The senior students were dumbfounded!
Damn! These new students are such beasts! Sandpaper and files for scrubbing? And an angle grinder on top of that?
Are you scrubbing yourself or fixing a car?
Even if you're a spirit warrior, you can't be this outrageous!
At this moment, in the girls' dormitory, not a few girls were crying from the stench!
Night, 8 o'clock!
Jiangnan, wearing his biochemical protective suit, stepped out of hell and teleported to the lawn outside the male and female dormitory area!
Spread out the vendor cloth, set up the little stool!
"Xiao Jiuwo! Strobe light mode!"
Xiao Jiuwo stuck out her tongue: "Okay, Master~"
(O˃̵̫˂̵O)
(◍˃̵̫˂̵◍)
The red and blue dots on Xiao Jiuwo's cheeks began to flash rapidly, illuminating the two dormitory buildings in red and blue, instantly catching everyone's attention!
"Everyone, look over here~ Master is setting up the stall! Nan Shen's stall is open!"
Xiao Jiuwo, crouching on the vendor cloth, wagged her tail nonstop and shouted in a milky voice toward the dormitory building!
"Ah~ So cute! Why did she have to follow Nan Shen? What a waste!"
"Setting up a stall again? They've already made us stink. I'll never buy anything from Nan Shen again!"
"I think he just wants to drain all the little money from our pockets. Everything he sells is a one-time deal!"
"The paralysis effect was cool, but now my middle finger won't retract, and it's hard to wipe my ass!"
"You can learn from Qi Dongqiang!"
[From Qi Dongqiang's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
Jiangnan cleared his throat!
"Today I'm not selling anything else!"
"Deodorant midnight snack is the real deal!"
"One serving only costs eighty thousand!"
"Bring your own spoon and bowl!"
"After eating, the stink will be gone!"
"And you'll be a cute little darling again!"
Xiao Jiuwo: "A cute little darling, a cute little darling!"
With that, Jiangnan waved his hand, and the vendor cloth was covered with plastic takeout boxes!
Inside were the yellowish diamond durian pulp!
Jiangnan opened the lids, and the fragrance in the dormitory area intensified again, immediately causing a chorus of retching!
The students in the dormitory area went crazy!
"Poop? Nan Shen has gone mad! Not only did he pack a pile of poop in a lunch box, but he also wants to sell it to us? For eighty thousand?"
"Ugh~ It's too stinky! Put the lid back on, put it back on!"
"Before, things like Strongman Pill, ginseng, and chives were tolerable—at least I could stomach them. But now, Nan Shen wants to feed us poop and charge us for it!"
Jiangnan's face darkened: "It's not poop! It's the pulp from the durian earlier! Eating it will get rid of the stench!"
"This stuff is delicious! Seeing how pitiful you all are, I'm not even charging much at eighty thousand!"
The students in the dormitory area exploded!
"Bah! And who do you think made us this pitiful? Wuwu~"
"It really is durian pulp. I saw Nan Shen eat it!"
"First he makes us stink, then he comes to sell deodorant midnight snacks to make money? This brilliant move is about to kill me! This is robbery!"
"Your conscience is pitch black! We won't buy it! I'd rather stink for the rest of my life than let you rip me off!"
"That's right! We won't buy it! A man would rather die than submit to such humiliation! Uh... anger!"
At this moment, the male and female students in the dormitory united against the outside, refusing to be fat sheep for the slaughter, collectively protesting against Jiangnan!
Jiangnan: (･᷄ٹ･᷅) Not buying, huh?
With that, his small hands moved quickly, opening 10 boxes of deodorant midnight snacks!
"Xiao Jiuwo! Blower mode!"
Xiao Jiuwo said sweetly, "Okay, Master~"
Then she leaped up, landed behind Jiangnan, and grew to three meters in size!
Crouching on the ground, she sprouted two wings from her back!
And began wildly fanning toward the dormitory building!
The wind blew, and the fragrance of the durian pulp spread out completely, hitting them head-on!
"Ugh~ Nan Shen! Please act like a human being!"
"Xiao Jiuwo, stop blowing! Your master is the big villain! Don't aid the tyrant anymore!"
"Damn! Old Chen, wake up! Old Chen, stop foaming at the mouth!"
"Close the windows! Quick! People are going to die!"
Jiangnan paused. Close the windows?
He snapped his fingers and opened a space wormhole, delivering warmth to every house!
After blowing into one room, he moved on to the next, continuing to blow. The dormitory area was filled with screams and wails, a cacophony of ghostly howling!
Jiangnan stood on the vendor cloth, hands on his hips, laughing arrogantly!
"Goose haha! Are you buying or not?"
[From Gao Xingyu's Resentment Value +666!]
[From Feng Xin's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Wang Dong...]
Is this what they call coercive selling?