Chapter 477: Reform Education Activity
In the dormitory, Xiao Zhen had just finished showering!
Looking at himself in the mirror, he saw multiple bruises on his body and his face was black and blue!
One had to say, the physical quality of a Platinum rank was really something!
After just one afternoon, the swelling on his face had already mostly gone down!
Opening his mouth to check in the mirror, his back molars had been knocked out!
"He hits hard! Just wait until my injuries heal, you bastard! I'll get you back!"
"You'll see!"
Xiao Zhen came out wrapped in a bathrobe and as soon as he entered the bedroom, he saw Jiangnan lying on the bed, arms behind his head, legs crossed.
In his hand was a can of freshly opened dried preserved plums, which he was eating with relish.
"Ahh—not tasty, not tasty! Too sour!"
Even as he said this, he kept stuffing them into his mouth, and he'd already eaten half the can!
Xiao Zhen: !!!
"Those are my dried preserved plums! I haven't even opened them yet, you—"
This wasn't even the point!
The point was, why the hell were you in my bedroom in the middle of the night?
"Jiangnan! Do you have a death wish?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Nothing much! I just felt bad about knocking your teeth out during the day!"
"Thought I'd treat you to a couple of beers. After all, I'm a generous guy—I never hold grudges!"
On the bedside table were two bottles of beer.
Xiao Zhen frowned. Was he really here to buy him a drink?
He sneered: "You're not scared of me, are you? Forget the drinking! I can let the trouble slide, but that spirit beast is no good! It has to die!"
Jiangnan laughed brightly: "Whatever you say! But since I went through the trouble of coming all the way here in the middle of the night, it would be pretty rude not to drink with me, wouldn't it?"
Xiao Zhen shot him a glance: "Fine, I'll have one bottle. I do like drinking Large Green Sticks."
With that, he sat down on the bed: "What are you standing there for? Move! You expect me to open it myself?"
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell?
You give him an inch, and he takes a mile.
Jiangnan grabbed a bottle of Deadly Green Club, grinning happily: "You like drinking these, huh?"
Xiao Zhen: "Yeah, this stuff doesn't go to your head, and it's—"
"Bam!"
Before he could finish, Jiangnan smashed the bottle over his head!
Xiao Zhen's eyes rolled back, his legs kicked out, and he collapsed unconscious on the bed.
Jiangnan chuckled: "Sorry! My brand has to be applied to the head!"
With that, he pulled out a string of Spirit-Binding Handcuffs and started putting them on Xiao Zhen.
Halfway through cuffing him, Xiao Zhen suddenly woke up and struggled violently.
"You cracked me over the head? Hit me again if you dare!"
"Bam!"
Jiangnan grabbed the Large Green Stick and smashed it against Xiao Zhen's crown again!
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Jiangnan curled his lip: "What is with people these days? Such weird hobbies!"
For a Platinum-rank spirit warrior, the Large Green Stick could only stun for about ten seconds.
But that was plenty of time for Jiangnan to subdue Xiao Zhen.
When Xiao Zhen woke up again, both his hands and feet were tightly bound with Spirit-Binding Handcuffs, and a pair of slippers were stuffed in his mouth!
"Mmph mmph!!!"
Now Xiao Zhen was like a lamb to the slaughter, completely powerless to resist, his eyes filled with terror.
Jiangnan squinted, grinning brightly.
"Since you haven't realized your mistake, I'm going to conduct a week-long reform education for you!"
Xiao Zhen: !!!
"Mmph!"
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[From…]
He struggled wildly, and in his panic, his bathrobe fell off.
Xiao Zhen's body went stiff, and absolute silence filled the air.
…
…
Jiangnan glanced.
Pursed his lips: (ˉ▽￣～) Pfft~
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[From Xiao Zhen…]
Aaaaah!
Explain that "Pfft"! What the hell does that mean?
Who are you looking down on?
Why the contemptuous expression?
This was even more infuriating than being tied up!
Jiangnan's smile grew increasingly twisted as he cracked his knuckles.
"Sorry! I never put off revenge until the next day!"
With that, he pounced, raining down punches like a storm!
The sounds of "Thump! Crack! Smack!" rang out incessantly, each blow hitting flesh.
The bed legs shook wildly!
"Mmph!!!"
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[From…]
Downstairs in the room.
The two brothers Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang each held a washbasin.
Listening to the "creaking" sounds from upstairs, mixed with all sorts of noises, they couldn't help licking their lips.
"Brother Zhen is amazing, huh? Just got back and he's already at it? Damn!"
"Even after getting beaten like that, he still has the strength for a night fight? Impressive!"
"Hey Dongqiang, you think our nosebleeds are because we're backed up from being too hot?"
"Makes sense, makes sense!"
But a full two hours passed, and the noise still hadn't stopped.
The two brothers were genuinely stunned.
Brother Zhen… was really something!
Upstairs, in Xiao Zhen's room.
Jiangnan stood up, wiped the sweat from his head, and looked satisfied.
Xiao Zhen, who had just started to recover a bit from his injuries, was swollen again. He glared at Jiangnan with eyes that were just slits from the swelling.
You're not human! You're no human!
Nobody fights like this!
"Oh? Still glaring at me?"
Jiangnan hoisted Xiao Zhen onto his shoulder and teleported away in an instant.
Maple Grove Villa.
In Wu Liang's room, he was teaching Xiong Er how to practice calligraphy.
Jiangnan's sudden appearance startled both of them.
"Nan Ge! What are you—"
"What are you carrying?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Stop studying! You need a balance of work and rest! Come on! Help me beat him up for a while!"
With that, he dropped Xiao Zhen from his shoulder onto the ground.
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[From…]
Listen to that! Is that something a human being would say?
Wu Liang's eyes went wide: "Holy crap! Isn't this the guy from earlier today?"
Xiong Er: "Ah! He—"
Jiangnan: Shh~
The two men and the bear exchanged glances, then formed a circle around Xiao Zhen, their smiles turning sinister.
"Pay back grievances! Pay back grudges! Let's beat him!"
"Crack! Smack! Thump!"
The three of them bent over and started hitting!
"Mmph! Mmph mmph~"
[From Xiao Zhen…]
Another two hours passed.
Looking at Xiao Zhen, who was foaming at the mouth and unconscious on the floor,
Wu Liang swallowed: "Nan Ge… what if someone finds out?"
Xiong Er: "Are we gonna kill him tonight?"
Jiangnan laughed: "No one will find out! You two keep studying, and we'll continue tomorrow night, okay?"
With that, he carried Xiao Zhen back to his dorm.
Jiangnan put on his Passionate Little Gloves and started slapping Xiao Zhen across the face again.
"Ahh… after all, I'm a kind-hearted person."
"It's better not to leave such painful memories behind."
He timed it precisely, slapping Xiao Zhen's memory back to midnight.
Then he fed him a Detoxifying Soybean to cool his system.
He meticulously tidied up the room, restoring it to its original state, and only then did Jiangnan leave satisfied.
…
The next morning, the sun was just right.
Xiao Zhen slowly woke up, feeling a warmth in his bed.
He sat up and stretched hard, but his whole body ached unbearably.
"Huh? Why do I feel so tired from this sleep?"
Xiao Zhen frowned deeply, then sniffed.
"Damn! What's that smell? Why does it stink so bad?"
He threw off the covers and was stunned by the spectacular sight before him.
"Blergh—bleargh!"
He jumped out of bed and ran to the bathroom, retching uncontrollably.
He was twenty-three years old! How… how could this happen in bed?
Bleargh!
Xiao Zhen was thoroughly disgusted with himself. He was about to wash his face and sober up.
When he saw his face in the mirror, he almost popped his eyeballs out.
What the hell? How was it this swollen?
Hadn't it almost healed last night?
How did it get so much worse after a night's sleep?
Did that bastard Jiangnan's punches have some kind of lingering force? What kind of fist technique had such a strong aftereffect?
Xiao Zhen ground his teeth in fury.
Looking at the disaster on his bed, he gritted his teeth and changed the sheets and pillowcases.
His whole mentality was shattered.
There was no way he could let anyone know he'd messed the bed! Otherwise, how could he go on living?
He spent a full half-hour fussing in the dorm before finally going out.
Along the way, countless people stared at Xiao Zhen in shock.
"Oh my god! He got beaten that badly by Nan Shen yesterday? I didn't believe what the forum said, but… that's brutal!"
"Nan Shen is way too fierce!"
"I was at the scene yesterday! Xiao Zhen's injuries weren't that serious, were they?"
"Who knows? Maybe it's a delayed reaction. Damn… looks awful!"
[From Xiao Zhen's Resentment Points +1000!]