Chapter 476: Well-Planned! Two-Way Insurance! (Bonus Chapter)

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# Chapter 476: Well-Planned! Two-Way Insurance! (Bonus Chapter)

Lu Yue looked at Chang Fa kneeling on the ground, her eyes shy and her heartbeat racing!

Covering her cheeks with both hands!

Wow! Was she really this foolish, only figuring out who she truly liked today?

Face red, heart pounding!

This... this must be what love feels like!

"Get up! I... I accept!"

Chang Fa was stunned for a moment, then jumped up in excitement!

Nan Shen didn't lie to me!

Not a wasted penny!

"Haha! Great! Wonderful! Perfect! Starting today, I, Chang Fa, am no longer a single stray dog!"

Lu Yue stood up, her face full of shyness!

"I... I actually have many flaws. For example, my feet are a bit smelly. Would you still be willing to be with me?"

Chang Fa's eyes were full of affection: "I love everything about you. Even if your feet smell, it must be the sour stench of love! Haha!"

Lu Yue's face grew even redder. She lightly punched Chang Fa's chest: "Oh, you~ how annoying!"

Jiang Nan and the others were hiding in the small grove nearby!

"(๑⁼̴̀ཀ⁼̴́๑)呕哇~"

What the heck is "the sour stench of love"!

That's just foot odor!

How could you say such disgusting sweet talk!

Chang Fa was so excited he became hyper. He turned back and gave Jiang Nan a thumbs up!

First one, a complete success!

The rest were ecstatic. This "Lovebird Flying Together Package" was such a great deal!

At that moment, hope blazed in everyone's eyes!

At 9:10, the next goddess sat down on the bench right on time!

Under the streetlamp, snowflakes fluttered, the north wind howled, and heaven and earth were vast and desolate!

On the bench, a boy and a girl sat side by side, faces flushed red as they confessed their feelings!

Three minutes later, another couple was successfully matched by Jiang Nan!

Jiang Nan: (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧

Actually, being able to get the girl out on a date meant there was already some emotional foundation between them!

They did have some intention of being together!

The feelings just hadn't warmed up enough!

In a confession scenario, the atmosphere was already tense. The unlimited resets combined with the Passionate Little Gloves increased the feeling of blushing and heart racing!

Wasn't that just dry wood meeting a flame? One spark and it ignites, one rub and it works!

I'm such a little genius!

Even the Matchmaker would have to thank me for my contributions to romantic matchmaking!

Customers went up one by one. Although the process was tough, the results were still wonderful!

At ten o'clock, it was finally Qin Shou's turn. He looked nervous!

"Nan Shen! My entire Qin family's hope for carrying on the family line rests entirely on you!"

Jiang Nan was stunned: "Eh? You're that generous? Shouldn't you handle this kind of thing personally?"

[From Qin Shou, Resentment Value +1000]

What the hell kind of understanding is that!

That's not what I meant!

You damn...

"Hey hey hey, she's here! Go on, don't worry, I've got your back!"

Qin Shou's expression turned serious as he walked over!

On the bench sat a girl with small freckles on her face!

"Whatever it is, say it quickly!"

Qin Shou rubbed his nose: "Jiao Jiao, will you be my girlfriend?"

Li Jiao was taken aback: "People say 'daydreaming during the day,' but you're dreaming both day and night!"

"I mean, you're a good guy, decent-looking, and I did have some feelings for you at first!"

"But you're a pervert! How can I be your girlfriend?"

"If I take you out, my group of girlfriends would be so embarrassed they'd look down on me! Don't even think about it!"

Qin Shou: Pfft~

A wounded heart is like shards of glass!

"Slap!"

A slap, and it reset!

Li Jiao: "Eww~ I don't want to be your girlfriend! So embarrassing!"

Slap!

"No, no, no! Don't even think about it! Being with you would be contagious! I'd become a pervert too!"

Slap!

"Hah! Pfft! No way! If I'm with you, my whole life would have a stain!"

Slap!

...

At this moment, Qin Shou's heart felt like it had been put through a blender!

A full ten minutes!

Qin Shou confessed 57 times and was rejected 57 times, his heart shattered into pieces!

Li Jiao: (๑・᷄)ε(・᷅๑)

"Impossible! Even if I die, I won't be your girlfriend!"

Her face was full of stubbornness, her will unshakable!

Ten minutes were up!

Jiang Nan teleported into the scene, looking at Li Jiao's flushed face with guilt!

"Ah... you've suffered!"

Saying that, while she was still confused, he took out two Supreme Beauty Pills and stuffed them into her mouth!

"Hmm~ Nan Shen? Why are you..."

After taking the Supreme Beauty Pills, Li Jiao's face returned to normal, and even the freckles disappeared!

She became a whole level prettier!

Jiang Nan grabbed her arm, teleported her back to the dormitory area!

Then gave her a memory-erasing slap!

Li Jiao stood at her door, looking confused!

"Eh? It's already this late? Past the time? Never mind, I'm not going!"

"Hmm? Why does my skin feel smoother? Oh my god, I'm so pale!"

...

On the bench, Qin Shou felt lost!

When he saw Jiang Nan return, tears streamed freely down his cheeks!

"See! A pervert doesn't deserve love!"

"Didn't you say 100% success rate? Refund! Give me a refund!"

Jiang Nan grinned: "Easy! Easy!"

Then he grabbed Qin Shou's arm and teleported deep into the grove!

From the depths of the grove came sounds like firecrackers—"crackle, crackle"!

Three minutes later!

Qin Shou appeared dazedly in his dorm room, two streams of blood gushing from his nose!

"What? It's already past ten? Wasn't it just eight?"

"Nosebleed? Sigh~"

Qin Shou's eyes rolled back, and he fainted on the bed!

Jiang Nan reappeared in the grove, twisted his neck, and grinned!

"Alright! Let's continue!"

The remaining few looked suspicious: "Where's Qin Shou? Did you give him a refund?"

Jiang Nan chuckled: "Of course! I guarantee my integrity!"

Refund? How could that be?

Even if I agreed, the system wouldn't!

Otherwise, wouldn't my ten minutes have been wasted?

Besides, I was doing a good deed!

I just made Qin Shou forget some painful memories, helping his mental health!

I was helping him!

Yeah... that's it!

Definitely not to pocket the money or anything!

Well-Planned! Two-Way Insurance!

If the confession fails, just wipe the customer's memory!

No negative reviews whatsoever!

I must be a conscientious shopkeeper!

Next came the Qi Delong and Qi Dongqiang brothers!

It turned out that even the Passionate Little Gloves had their limits!

The ones that had been successfully matched before all had some emotional foundation, which could be influenced by various factors to make them hold hands!

But the Qi brothers' looks were really beyond words!

The girls absolutely refused!

Jiang Nan could only provide another Zero Negative Review Service!

Back in the dorm, the Qi brothers looked in horror at their own gushing nosebleeds!

"Th-this! Oh my god, we're this overheated?"

"Dongqiang! Quick! Get the washbasin!"

At midnight, Jiang Nan rubbed his sore hands with an auntie-like smile!

Out of 18 people, 11 couples were successfully matched! And there were seven Zero Negative Review Services!

Perfect closing time!

From this round of tricks and scams, the revenue reached a terrifying 158 million!

Even after deducting the stall fee, he still had 1.58 million left!

And the stall fee converted into Skill Points, plus what he had left before, brought his total Skill Points to 1.83 million!

Enough to max out one skill, and even almost enough for a second!

Jiang Nan was a bit happy!

But then he suddenly remembered how Xiong Er, Wu Liang, and the others had been beaten up during the day, and his mood soured!

"Endure for a moment, calm winds and waves"

"Step back one step, the more I think, the angrier I get!"

Xiao Zhen didn't think he was wrong at all!

No, no, no!

Jiang Nan teleported away, disappearing into the night...