Chapter 478: Doctor! I Think I'm Sick
Early in the morning!
Jiangnan, Xiong Er, and Wu Liang were carrying their little schoolbags, hopping and skipping along the path to morning class!
Xia Yao asked curiously, "Huh? Why are you three so happy today? Did something good happen?"
Zhong Yingxue: "Xiao Nan didn't find any money, did he?"
After all, there didn't seem to be much else that could make Jiangnan this happy!
Jiangnan chuckled slyly: "Even happier than finding money!"
It was so satisfying beating up Xiao Zhen at night!
After the fight, his whole body felt clear and refreshed, his ears and eyes sharp!
Even Wu Liang and Xiong Er looked relaxed and comfortable!
Xia Yao: "There's only a month left until New Year's! The academy will give three days off! Are you all going home?"
Zhong Yingxue shook her head with a smile: "Don't want to go back this year!"
Wu Liang grinned: "My parents are going back to their hometown, so I won't follow them. I'll stay here with Xiong Er!"
Jiangnan rushed over and threw his arms around Wu Liang and Xiong Er's shoulders, laughing brightly!
"Wherever you guys are, that's where my home is, haha!"
Xia Yao giggled: "Then let's just spend New Year's here!"
Jiangnan said mysteriously, "I've prepared gifts for everyone! I'll give them to you when New Year's comes!"
At this, everyone's eyes lit up, anticipation growing in their hearts!
Xiong Er: (･᷄㉨･᷅)
"What's 'year'?"
Jiangnan: (٥≖_≖)
But just as they reached the classroom door!
Lin Chen was leaning against the hallway radiator, his eyes red!
"You damn Jiangnan! I'll—(redacted)! Give me back my hard-earned money!"
"I checked my transfer records yesterday! All my money was sent to you! Over seventy million! And you won't admit it?"
Jiangnan was stunned: "What money?"
"Let me tell you! You can eat shit carelessly, but you can't speak carelessly!"
"You never even bought that package yesterday! Why would you transfer money to me?"
[From Lin Chen's Resentment Value +1000!]
"Then how do you explain my transfer record?"
Jiangnan: "I gave you a discount! Why would you transfer money when you couldn't afford to pay?"
Lin Chen scratched his head. In his memory, that was exactly what happened! But...
"Then what about my face? They said I transferred money to let you hit me!"
Jiangnan glared: "Bullshit! Use your toes to think! You're not stupid!"
"I didn't even touch you yesterday! Why would you transfer money?"
Lin Chen was dumbfounded!
What the hell was going on! How could he be so stupid as to transfer money to Jiangnan just to get slapped?
"Then my money..."
Jiangnan pursed his lips: "That's your money to figure out yourself! Why ask me?"
"Xuexue! This guy is stupid, huh?"
With that, he led everyone into the classroom, leaving Lin Chen blankly standing in the hallway in utter confusion.
In the following days!
Every day at 12, Jiangnan would go to Xiao Zhen's dormitory for reform and education!
He would also bring him to the villa to let Wu Liang and Xiong Er have some fun!
Every morning, Jiangnan and his crew woke up full of energy and refreshed!
But Xiao Zhen would wake up every morning, throw open the covers, see the mess in his bed, and vomit violently!
Staring at his increasingly swollen face in the mirror, his eyes filled with terror!
Was he suffering from some terminal illness?
Ever since Jiangnan beat him up, why hadn't the injuries healed after so many days?
And they were getting worse! Plus, he had been soiling the bed!
Changing the sheets once a day...
In the blink of an eye, seven days had passed!
Xiao Zhen was completely wilted, his face full of exhaustion!
At noon in the cafeteria!
Xiao Zhen was in line waiting for food, while people behind him whispered!
"Tsk! Why haven't his injuries healed yet? They're getting more swollen?"
"Right? It's been seven days now! Jiangnan's fists must be poisonous!"
"Hope he doesn't end up with some lingering condition! Hasn't he seen a doctor?"
Xiao Zhen's face darkened.
With injuries this minor, how could he possibly go see a doctor?
Just then, Jiangnan and company finished getting their food and were walking back!
The moment Xiao Zhen saw Jiangnan, his whole body shuddered, his pupils constricted!
Instinctively, he dropped to the ground, covered his head, and trembled uncontrollably!
"No! Don't! Don't come near me!"
At that moment, everyone was stunned! Even Xiao Zhen himself was shocked!
Why did he react like that when he saw Jiangnan?
"Uh... this... isn't that extreme? What's going on?"
"Why is he so scared of Jiangnan?"
"Maybe his mental state has collapsed? That makes sense. After all, before Nan Shen arrived, Brother Zhen was always number one. Now he's fallen from grace!"
"Brother Zhen, maybe you should see a doctor. You probably have some psychological trauma."
Jiangnan was stunned!
It had become subconscious already?
Looked like the Passionate Little Gloves weren't omnipotent after all!
Xiao Zhen stood up, his face red, filled with confusion!
Coupled with the weirdness of these past few days, he couldn't help but grow worried!
Could it be that he really was sick?
He didn't even have the mood to eat anymore. He dashed out of the cafeteria in a flash!
...
Jiangnan was eating when his phone vibrated with a message!
Li Bing: Come over later and help me with an experiment! I've made an upgraded version of Blood Incineration! Praise me!
(ʃƪ˘ᴗ˘)
Nan Shen: On my way! Want a candy as a reward?
Li Bing: Hehehe! Remember to write your will!
Jiangnan's hand trembled. Since when did this come with life-threatening danger?
"I'm going to the medical building later. I might die!"
Xia Yao: ???
...
After lunch, Jiangnan and the others headed to Li Bing's lab!
Just about to push the door open!
They saw through the glass window Xiao Zhen sitting across from Li Bing, looking anxious!
Li Bing was sucking on a lollipop, holding a file folder!
"What's wrong?"
Xiao Zhen said nervously: "Doctor! I... I might have a terminal illness!"
Li Bing was stunned: "What's the situation? Tell me!"
Xiao Zhen gritted his teeth: "Ever since Jiangnan beat me up seven days ago, the injuries haven't healed! They're getting worse!"
"And now, whenever I see him, I get scared! I just want to crawl into some corner!"
Li Bing examined Xiao Zhen's injuries and frowned deeply: "With your physique, external injuries should heal in about three days. This isn't right!"
"These are all fresh wounds! Are you sure these are from the original fight?"
Xiao Zhen nodded: "I'm sure! I only fought Jiangnan once!"
"I must have some terminal illness!"
"Ever since that fight, my biological clock has been messed up too!"
Li Bing was taken aback: "How messed up?"
Xiao Zhen looked around and said mysteriously: "For the past seven days! I have a bowel movement at five every morning!"
Li Bing: "That's not a bad biological clock, is it? Regular bowel movements are good for your health!"
Xiao Zhen's face darkened: "But I only wake up at 5:30!"
Li Bing: Pfft! (˃᷄ε˂᷅ૂ๑)
The lollipop flew out of her mouth!
Her feet kicked, and she slid her chair back ten meters, immediately distancing herself from Xiao Zhen!
"So... you've been soiling the bed for seven days?"
Li Bing's expression was horrified, her voice rising an octave!
Xiao Zhen covered his face: "Doctor! Please save me! I can't control myself at all!"
"I must have some terminal illness! You need to treat me!"
Li Bing: !!!
Y-you soiling the bed... How am I supposed to treat that?!
What kind of disease is this? I can't—Eww~
"Um... I really can't treat this disease. Maybe you should go see a gastroenterologist?"
Xiao Zhen stood up, disappointed: "Alright... Alright then!"
With that, he opened the lab door!
And immediately saw Jiangnan standing outside, pinching his own thigh, his face red!
Jiangnan: (⑉ԾжԾ⑉) Pfft—Mmph!!!
Xiao Zhen: !!!
"Ah! Don't come near me! Don't come near me!"
With a terrified shout, Xiao Zhen jumped back and scurried under the bed in one fluid motion, hugging his head and trembling!
[From Xiao Zhen's Resentment Value +1000!]
Li Bing was dumbfounded!
She looked at Xiao Zhen, then at Jiangnan, and couldn't help stroking her chin!
"Your disease... I think I know how to cure it!"
Xiao Zhen swallowed: "How?"
"Go back first! I'll tell you later!"
Xiao Zhen gritted his teeth, crawled out from under the bed, walked along the wall the whole way, avoiding Jiangnan entirely!
Then, in a flash, he bolted out and disappeared!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were dumbfounded. Was this really the same Xiao Zhen? How could he be so scared of Xiao Nan?