# Chapter 475: As Long as My Goddess Can Take a Hit, I Can Save Scum Indefinitely!
Lin Chen, who had been slapped again, turned his head back once more, his eyes lighting up brightly!
"This feels great! I..."
Jiangnan said excitedly: "Scan the code! Scan the code! Don't dawdle, hurry up!"
Lin Chen rubbed his cheek, frowning deeply, but under Jiangnan's urging, he still transferred three million over!
"Tsk... why does my face hurt so much?"
Jiangnan curled his lip: "I hit you! Idiots don't deserve love!"
Lin Chen was stunned for a moment, then angrily said: "What did you say? You..."
"Slap!"
Another passionate slap!
Lin Chen, who had been burning with rage just a moment ago, completely forgot what had just happened!
His eyes lit up and he opened his mouth to say: "This feels..."
"Scan the code! Hurry!"
Lin Chen was stunned: "Wait! I haven't finished speaking yet..."
Jiangnan stepped forward, snatched Lin Chen's phone, scanned his own code to transfer three million, then stuffed it back into Lin Chen's hand!
Lin Chen: ???
"What are you doing..."
"Slap!"
Another slap flew out!
Lin Chen's eyes lit up: "This feels great! Let me scan the code!"
Jiangnan was stunned: "Oh ho~ You're learning fast, kid!"
Had he developed a subconscious reflex already? You're a pretty great ATM!
......
"Slap! Slap! Slap!"
And so, under everyone's dumbfounded gaze!
Every time Lin Chen transferred three million to Jiangnan, Jiangnan rewarded him with a slap!
He was swinging left and right, passionate as fire, whipping wildly!
"Wait! What's going on? Is Lin Chen spending three million to buy not a Pair Flying Together package, but a slap package?"
"Spending money to get slapped? Isn't Lin Chen just a glutton for punishment? Does he have some weird hobby?"
"Damn! Come to me! You don't have to give me three million, just ten bucks will do!"
"Tsk~ His face is all swollen! Is Lin Chen just burning money?"
Jiangnan was absolutely thrilled, becoming more and more skilled with the Passionate Little Gloves!
He could even control how many seconds of memory to erase by adjusting the force of his slap!
I'm such a clever boy!
At this moment, Lin Chen's cheeks were swollen like steamed buns, a purplish-blue color!
"Ding~"
A notification appeared on his phone screen:
"Sorry, your account balance is insufficient! Remaining balance: 17.68 yuan! Unable to complete payment!"
Lin Chen was stunned: ???
"Insufficient balance? How is that possible? I have over seventy million in my card! Where's my money?"
Jiangnan was shocked: "What? No money? Didn't you just say three million was small change? You... you can't even come up with this little bit of money, can you?"
Lin Chen panicked: "I have money! Where did all my money go? I... why is my face numb?"
Jiangnan rubbed his nose: "The weather is too cold! Look, your face is all swollen from the cold! Hurry back inside, be good! Come find me when you have money!"
Lin Chen rubbed his cheeks as he walked back, looking like he'd seen a ghost!
I feel like something's off!
But in my memory, I just came out to talk about the price with Jiangnan, and when I tried to pay, my money was gone!
Where's my money? My face is swollen from the cold? Is it really that cold?
Jiangnan: (ง՞ټ՞)و✧
In just over twenty minutes, all 18 Pair Flying Together packages had been sold!
"Don't just focus on Pair Flying Together! Look at other stuff too! Nobody wants the Scallion Holy Sword?"
"This is an EX Caliber Stick, super powerful!"
As soon as he finished speaking!
Three figures suddenly jumped down from the balcony!
It was the Qin Shou trio, staring at the scallions with sparkling eyes!
"South God! This is that kind of scallion you use, right?"
"The kind that can slash out sword energy, right?"
"Show us a slash?"
Jiangnan grinned, didn't say a word, and directly pulled one scallion out from the three bundles!
He turned his waist, took a small step, and shouted: "Nali Baba~"
The scallion in his hand straightened abruptly as Jiangnan swung it to the side!
The thick iron pipe of the railing behind Jiangnan was directly severed!
The Qin Shou trio's eyes lit up: "Want want want! We want the kind in your hand! How much per stick? We'll take all three bundles!"
Jiangnan grinned: "One hundred thousand per stick! One bundle has a hundred sticks!"
Without a second word, the three directly transferred thirty million to Jiangnan!
Each hugged a bundle of scallions, eyes sparkling, as if they'd found a treasure!
"We must have picked the wrong vegetable garden last time! All that digging was for nothing!"
"There's definitely nothing wrong with these scallions this time! Haha!"
"We should have known South God had so many here, we could have just bought them from him directly!"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "Brothers! This scallion..."
Qi Yu: "Hey~ Don't worry! We're tight-lipped, won't blabber for you!"
"No! This scallion actually..."
Ye Xinghe: "Don't worry! We'll take good care of the Curry Sticks!"
"Listen to me! This scallion of mine..."
Qin Shou glared: "Don't say another word! We've got your back, we'll remember the favor! Any more words would be unnecessary!"
Jiangnan: (ꐦ乛◡乛)
You told me not to say it, okay!
Hmph!
Fine, I won't say it then!
The Scallion Holy Sword was also sold!
From just the scallions and Lin Chen, Jiangnan had already earned over a hundred million!
Wow! Street vending is way too profitable!
At nine in the evening, Jiangnan hurriedly packed up his stall and teleported straight to the bench by the small grove!
There were still Pair Flying Together packages to redeem!
At this moment, in the small grove!
Nineteen "ugly things" in pursuit of love formed a long line, their expressions excited!
As soon as they saw Jiangnan appear, they were filled with enthusiasm!
Jiangnan cleared his throat: "Brothers! Did you all bring your ID cards?"
"Hey! I've already booked a private booth at the internet cafe! Whether I can win my goddess depends on you!"
Jiangnan's mind went blank for a moment. Internet cafe? Are you planning to take your goddess to an internet cafe for an overnight stay?
I freaking...
"Deserved to be single!"
Chang Fa was the first, his expression nervous, lips dry!
"South... South God! What should I do?"
Jiangnan: "Did you think of all the confession versions I told you to?"
Chang Fa nodded heavily: "I thought of over a hundred! But I don't know which one to use! I... I..."
Jiangnan patted Chang Fa's shoulder: "No problem! Use them all one by one!"
Chang Fa: ???
What? Use them all one by one?
But... you only get one chance to confess! Once you fail...
"Have faith! Since you were able to get your goddess to come out, it means she has some interest in you. Otherwise, she wouldn't even bother to respond!"
At this point, Jiangnan grinned: "Remember! Only ten minutes! You'd better succeed in confessing! Otherwise... hehe!"
Chang Fa shuddered!
Just then!
A female senior wearing a white down jacket shyly walked to the bench under the streetlight and sat down quietly!
Her expression was somewhat expectant, somewhat confused!
Jiangnan was stunned: "Chang Fa! This is your goddess?"
"Yeah! What's wrong?"
Jiangnan: "You might want to choose someone else! I'm saying this for your own good! Your goddess has seriously stinky feet! The kind that burns your eyes! And she doesn't wash them at night..."
At this moment, all the "ugly things" stared at Jiangnan in astonishment!
How do you know that? This... she... tsk~
Mm~ Chang Fa, you need to stay strong!
Chang Fa's face turned green, and he glared fiercely at Jiangnan: "I just like her! I'm going!"
Taking a deep breath, Chang Fa strode toward his goddess!
He sat nervously beside his goddess!
Under the streetlight, heavy snow was falling!
On the bench, the light was soft!
It was the perfect setting for a confession!
Lu Yue: "Chang Fa? What's so important that you called me out so late? Didn't you say you had something very important to tell me?"
Chang Fa was so nervous he was sweating. Just as he was about to speak, he chickened out!
His gaze drifted toward the small grove, where a bunch of guys were crouching and watching!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes in frustration: "Just say it already!"
Chang Fa gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and said: "Xiao Yue! I like you! Will you be my girlfriend?"
Lu Yue was stunned for a moment, then smiled bitterly: "Sorry, Chang Fa! You're a good person!"
Chang Fa was frozen, as if struck by lightning! A "pain mask" immediately appeared on his face!
He got friend-zoned?
What the hell? Wasn't it supposed to be a 100% successful confession?
South God! I don't trust a word you say!
[From Chang Fa's Resentment Value +1000!]
Lu Yue said with disgust: "Don't make that face, okay? You look so ugly! Your face is all wrinkled!"
Chang Fa: *spits blood*
Not only did my goddess friend-zone me, she also said I'm ugly!
You damned Jiangnan! Give me back my hard-earned money!
Just then, Jiangnan opened a space wormhole, put on a new pair of Passionate Little Gloves, controlled his strength, and slapped her!
"Slap!"
Lu Yue's face tilted slightly, her cheek slightly red, her hair a bit messy!
"Chang Fa? What's so important that you called me out so late?"
Chang Fa was completely stunned!
Wait... what's going on? Didn't she just reject me and call me ugly? This... it's starting over?
Jiangnan: "What are you spacing out for? Use a different version! Say it!"
Chang Fa fell to his knees: "Yue! The moon is beautiful tonight! As beautiful as you!"
Lu Yue's eyes dimmed: "Thank you, but I don't feel that way about you! Let's just be friends!"
"Slap!"
"Huh? Chang Fa, why are you kneeling on the ground?"
Chang Fa:!!!
Holy crap! A single slap can save scum? I can redo the confession?
That means as long as my goddess can take a hit, I can save scum indefinitely?
What kind of crazy move is this!
Not only was Chang Fa shocked, but the dozen or so "ugly things" watching from behind were also freaking out with excitement!
Is this like playing a love game? You can save scum if you fail?
This money wasn't wasted! Not wasted at all!
Chang Fa: "Yue! I've liked you since we were kids! I'm your childhood sweetheart! Can a childhood sweetheart really not compete with someone who drops from the sky?"
Lu Yue fidgeted with her fingers: "Don't be like this! No... it's different! I don't feel anything for you..."
"Slap!"
Both of Lu Yue's cheeks were now red from being slapped. Jiangnan rubbed his hands together, full of fighting spirit!
If you don't feel anything today, I'll slap the feeling into you!
Chang Fa: "Xiao Yue! Be with me! You are the love of my life!"
Lu Yue was about to refuse, but looking at Chang Fa kneeling on the ground,
She felt her cheeks burning, hot and stinging!
My face must be really red right now, right?
Huh? That's not right!
Don't I have no feelings for Chang Fa? But... why is my face red?
My body wouldn't lie to me!
Could it be that the person I like isn't someone else?
Is it really Chang Fa?