Chapter 474: Flying Together Package
I'm an honest businessman!
No way I'm doing shady business in the girls' dorm!
Not going, not going!
After the volunteer activity, Jiangnan skipped happily toward the boys' dormitory with light steps!
[Resentment from Guan Hu +1000!]
[Resentment from Guan Hu...]
At this moment, a long string of resentment values scrolled through the resentment list!
It was refreshing like crazy, nonstop!
Jiangnan was stunned. Had Guan Hu made it to the Kabel clan already?
Huh? Doesn't this guy have any sense of gratitude? I'm doing this for his own good!
He... should be able to bring back my griffin egg alive, right?
Whatever, whatever!
With a teleport, he arrived downstairs at the boys' dormitory!
Jiangnan spread out his vendor cloth, and all kinds of goods went online.
Underpants, slippers, Dali Water, black garlic, chives, giant durians, three bundles of scallions—super conspicuous!
Jiangnan, wearing the Passionate Little Gloves, sat on a small stool, holding a loudspeaker.
Before he even started selling, he'd already attracted a lot of attention.
"Damn! He really came! Southern God is a bit of a mixed bag, selling everything?"
"Heh! Today Southern God won't swindle a single cent out of me!"
"Not buying! He beats me every day! Only a ghost would patronize his business!"
"Let him freeze outside!"
Many people climbed onto the balcony to watch Jiangnan make a fool of himself.
Over by the girls' dorm, quite a few girls were already watching through the wire fence.
Some even brought their own small stools, and among them, a few senior students looked quite indignant.
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips, completely unafraid.
With my vendor cloth, who am I afraid of?
Jiangnan's face turned profound.
"Today, we're not talking about money! I just want to ask you all one thing!"
"You... want to have love?"
As soon as he said this, the male compatriots were stunned, their interest piqued.
Was Southern God about to pass on his experience in picking up girls?
Jiangnan's popularity with girls didn't even need mentioning; they were screaming for him!
If they learned this, wouldn't love come as easily as they wanted?
"Southern God! Are you going to teach us how to pick up girls?"
"Yeah! Teach us! We can even talk about money!"
"I want to become popular with girls too!"
Jiangnan glanced at that person: "You ugly thing, you think way too beautifully! This stuff depends on looks! And you don't have them! Ugliness is the original sin!"
"Even if you're uniquely ugly, you have no chance!"
[Resentment from Chang Fa +1000!]
"Aiyo! Don't hold me back! I'm going to kill him!"
"Calm down! Are you crazy? Know when to retreat from Nan!"
Chang Fa gritted his teeth, full of hatred.
Jiangnan's expression turned serious.
"And now! Good looks will no longer be the stumbling block that stops you from having love!"
"Want to fly together with your goddess?"
"Want to get rid of your simp status and have love?"
"From this moment on! You ugly things! Can also have love!"
"And all you lack to reach love is a set of 'Flying Together Package' priced at 3.18 million!"
A barrage of ad slogans directly stunned the male compatriots.
"What the heck package is that? So expensive?"
"Pfft! You're the ugly one! Why do I want to hit him so much?"
"Didn't you just say we wouldn't talk about money?"
"Slurp~ Your pricing is brilliant! What's in the package?"
Jiangnan smiled confidently.
"100% confession success rate! As long as you can get your goddess out, I guarantee you'll succeed in ten minutes!"
"Plus a bonus of one bottle of Dali 1.0, a bundle of Spirit Chives! And three pairs of Hulk Brand Shorts!"
"Tonight! Will definitely be exceptionally exciting!"
At this moment, everyone was stunned. 100% confession success rate?
"You can't brag like that, right? Only a ghost would believe you!"
"Exciting night? Chives and Dali? Hiss~ Who can handle that?"
"3.18 million is a bit expensive, but even if you spend it all chasing a goddess, you might not get her! Can it really work?"
"What if it fails? Refund?"
Jiangnan patted his chest: "Guaranteed by my character! Full refund if the confession fails!"
Like hell!
Once the little money reaches my hands, don't even think about getting it back!
Besides, how could it fail? My plan is very thorough, okay?
Chang Fa looked hesitant but still walked over: "Can you really help pair me up with my goddess?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Nine o'clock! Get your goddess to the bench by the small woods. In ten minutes, I guarantee you'll succeed!"
Chang Fa gritted his teeth and stomped his foot: "Give me one set! I also want to have an exciting night with my goddess!"
After receiving the transfer, Jiangnan shoved the Dali Chives Warrior Set into Chang Fa's hands.
"Take it! Remember to bring your ID card! You'll need it tonight!"
Chang Fa swallowed, looking excited: "I'll go invite my goddess right now!"
Jiangnan: "See! Someone as ugly as this still has a chance at love! What are you all hesitating for?"
"Only 18 'Flying Together' packages sold tonight! First come, first served!"
[Resentment from Chang Fa +1000!]
You're the ugly one! Pfft!
At this point, quite a few people were tempted.
Though 3.18 million was a bit expensive, as Gold-level spirit warriors, they made money easily.
If they could really succeed in confessing, the money wouldn't be wasted!
In a flash, four or five more people came downstairs to buy packages.
Jiangnan took out a notebook: "You schedule for 9:10! Hmm, you for 9:20. Line up the times and come one by one, okay!"
Each one went off to invite their goddess with expectant eyes.
Even Qin Shou bought a set.
The little money was pouring in!
Jiangnan was ecstatic!
Just then, two bronze-skinned muscular men stood in front of the stall.
Jiangnan's eyes widened.
Two hexagonal faces were extremely distinctive! Thick eyebrows, big eyes, sausage lips! Crew cuts, tall stature, jug ears...
It was Qi Delong! Qi Dongqiang!
They looked like they were carved from the same mold, impossible to tell apart.
"Southern God! Can you bring us in too?"
Jiangnan swallowed: "You... this is indeed a bit difficult. I'll try my best!"
As the 18 slots were about to fill up, Lin Chen appeared in front of the stall at that moment.
"Get me a set too? Three million plus is just small change!"
Jiangnan looked up and saw it was Lin Chen, frowning slightly: "Oh? Young Master Lin also wants love?"
Lin Chen sneered: "Love? Forget it! I have a girlfriend!"
"But I've taken a liking to a junior. She says I'm too fickle and won't be with me. Your package can help me nail it, right?"
Jiangnan curled his lip.
Pfft! Scumbag!
Have love? Do you even deserve it?
Lin Chen raised an eyebrow: "What's the matter? Not gonna do business with me?"
Jiangnan grinned: "I will! Why wouldn't I? We're old acquaintances! I'll give you a discount! 3 million!"
Lin Chen was stunned, his eyes lighting up: "That's great! Scan code or card?"
Jiangnan grinned: "Scan code!"
Lin Chen took out his phone, scanned the code, and transferred.
"3 million's gone through! You put me on the list..."
"Smack!"
Under everyone's astonished gaze, Jiangnan raised his hand and delivered a big slap!
He knocked Lin Chen's head to the side and slapped his face red.
The air fell into absolute silence.
"Holy crap? Wasn't he buying a package? Why did Southern God hit Lin Chen?"
"This little slap caught me off guard!"
"He took the money and then slapped him! Southern God really doesn't act like a human!"
"Looks like a fight is about to break out~"
Lin Chen turned back, his eyes lighting up: "That's great! Scan code or transfer?"
But then he was taken aback.
Why is my face burning like fire?
Jiangnan: (ಡᗜಡ)و✧ Yah~
"Scan code, just scan the code!"
Lin Chen was about to take out his phone again, but then he was stunned again.
Damn? When did I even take out my phone?
Without thinking much, he directly scanned and transferred.
Another 3 million arrived!
Jiangnan's little face was flushed with excitement!
Mom! I've invented an infinite automatic teller machine!
And the kind that doesn't need a password!
Lin Chen: "I've transferred the money to you..."
"Smack!"
Another big slap!
Lin Chen's other cheek was also slapped red!
Has the money been transferred?
No! It hasn't!
I said it hasn't, so it hasn't!