Chapter 2126: Let You Be Wild? Let You Fly?
So Wang Youzhi grumbled and complained as he recounted what happened in the bathhouse!
And the side effects of using the suspicious soap!
Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat listening. Good grief, lucky he stayed true to himself and didn't use it recklessly!
After the 30-minute effect wore off, the effects would reverse?
Not only did he lose his physical golden body, others could hammer him freely, but he couldn't hammer anyone else?
Because all active external friction forces became zero, causing that extreme smoothness?
Even trying to move himself a single spot was a struggle?
Half an hour of physical invincibility, then a whole day of being useless?
And his skin really would become literally "blow-able and break-able"?
A single touch would break through? Gushing blood everywhere? Turn into a fragile porcelain doll?
Good thing it only affected the skin where the soap was applied, not reducing his actual physical toughness!
But that wasn't the main point. The main point was that weird fragrance, damn!
That fragrance would exert a fatal, irresistible attraction on people, making them want to possess and obtain it!
And when the side effects kicked in, you couldn't escape, you could only let others do as they pleased!
Just thinking about it sent chills down your spine. How desperate would that be?
The side effects of the suspicious soap were way too devilish!
It was practically a top-tier consolation prize!
Good thing he'd figured out the side effects first and didn't use it recklessly, right?
Wang Youzhi was in the middle of vividly describing everything when Jiangnan's gaze gradually grew dazed!
He couldn't help grabbing Wang Youzhi's hand, while his other hand gently stroked his face!
(。ớ～ờ)ھ "Take your time～ Look at you, your face is dirty!"
Wang Youzhi: ???
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) "Hey hey hey! Get a grip, will you? I have no interest in you like that! Stay away from me! Don't come any closer, you!"
Wang Youzhi's face filled with panic as he struggled wildly, but he could only slip in place, unable to escape!
After all, Jiangnan hadn't used the soap, so he could actually catch him!
Seeing Jiangnan's hand start sliding over his face, Wang Youzhi screamed frantically!
(ᵒ̶̶̷̀益˂̶́#) "Think about your pretty little girlfriends, kid! Young and reckless, you can't go down the path of crime!"
"I've got the Demon Eye! You you you..."
The mention of the Demon Eye snapped Jiangnan somewhat back to his senses. He shuddered violently!
He kicked Wang Youzhi away, sending him sliding smoothly across the cell again!
[From Wang Youzhi: Resentment +777!]
Jiangnan's face was pale, goosebumps all over!
(☍﹏⁰。) "This fragrance is terrifying. It attracts you without you even noticing. But earlier, why didn't Jiu Lan..."
Jiangnan froze. Wait, could this fragrance only work on the same gender?
Sigh... That's even more devilish, isn't it?
Wait... what if he turned into a girl?
Jiangnan quickly stuffed a Buling Pudding into his mouth. His body structure shifted!
In an instant, the crew-cut, tattooed social big sister, AKA Little Gangster Jiang Lan, appeared!
Yes! That's right! Even becoming a girl couldn't change the fact that Jiangnan was bald!
Wang Youzhi and Chong Dajia stared at Jiang Lan in shock!
(*ﾟﾛﾟ) "Damn! You know a lot of tricks? The best I can do is switch accounts, but you can switch genders on a whim?"
Jiang Lan frowned deeply:
(∗❛ั～❛ั) "Scram! Stay away from me, you stinky men. This damn smell is disgusting. Seeing you two just pisses me off. Ugh～"
( yi min yi∗) "I'd rather share a room with a pile of dog crap than stay in the same room as you two. Eww～"
Wang Youzhi: (≖_≖)...
Chong Dajia: (ຈ‸ຈ◦)...
Just a moment ago, she was all concerned and holding his hand, and now it's dog crap?
Truly, flipping faster than turning pages!
Jiang Lan's eyes sparkled: (〃✧̫✧) "See! As long as I change to the opposite gender, I can bypass this same-gender attraction bug!"
So the fragrance attracted the same gender and repelled the opposite?
[(￢益￢ꐦ) Tsk～]
The more Jiang Lan thought about it, the more operational potential he saw. There were plenty of bugs to exploit with this suspicious soap!
If he figured them out, it would definitely be a divine artifact!
Wang Youzhi was stunned: (*ﾟﾛﾟ) "You can do that? Hurry! Give me some little pudding to transform too!"
He was sick of being attracted to Chong Dajia!
Jiang Lan generously gave him a little pudding to eat.
"You two still have side effects, so moving around is inconvenient. I'll go clock in myself today. You two rest!"
"Bah, how disgusting!"
With that, he slammed the door and left. But Wang Youzhi hurriedly pinched himself and switched his gender!
From Wang Youzhi to Wang Youzhi!
He looked at Chong Dajia again, and sure enough, the attraction was gone. He let out a long sigh of relief!
(٥︶3︶) "Phew～ Safe now!"
But Wang Youzhi didn't notice!
Now the situation in the cell had gone from one man and another man alone together to one man and one woman alone together!
It wasn't any better, damn it!
Chong Dajia winked at Wang Youzhi!
(ຈൠຈ◦) "Da Zhi? How about we..."
Wang Youzhi: ???
(☍口⁰。) "What the hell are you doing? Why are you getting close to me?"
Chong Dajia scratched his head: ୧(〃ຈൠຈ) "Isn't there an ancient saying: 'If I ever become a chick one day, I'll let my bro have some fun first'?"
"So how about we..."
Wang Youzhi's eyes bulged: "Bullshit! Get lost! You're probably the ancient sage who said that, right? I've never heard it before!"
Switching genders didn't improve the situation at all, damn it!
Another chase battle broke out in the cell!
Meanwhile, Jiang Lan followed routine and headed to Xing Luo and Karl's luxurious cell!
Those two, having suspected the jailer of stealing from them earlier, had no courage left to call a jailer to stand guard!
Afraid of another tragedy!
Their spirits and bodies tortured for days, Xing Luo and Karl were exhausted, on the verge of falling asleep!
Then Jiang Lan showed up!
(｡･ˇกˇ･) "Shh! Time for today's gong-banging and clocking in!"
[From Xing Luo...]
[From Karl...]
After finishing and deleting the logs, Jiang Lan didn't return to his own cell to rest!
He'd been busy all day, and now he headed toward Bing Chacha's room!
The beating he'd taken earlier wasn't for nothing!
He had to pay it back. After all, a gentleman takes revenge, and tonight isn't too late!
Better not leave it for the next day!
He stealthily slipped into the room above Bing Chacha's, used the writing brush to cut a small observation window in the floor!
And peeked inside!
The moment he looked in, Jiang Lan's eyes nearly went blind!
The observation window happened to be right above the bathroom. Bing Chacha was taking a shower and humming, washing off the day's fatigue!
Since he had his eyes closed, washing his hair and lathering up, he didn't notice the observation window above!
Jiang Lan's eyes sparkled. An opportunity!
Bing Chacha was pretty strong. If he tried a solo night raid, he might not be able to restrain him without being discovered!
In that case, he'd have to play dirty!
Watch me screw you over!
Jiang Lan silently opened the observation window, pulled out the suspicious soap!
And used a Small Whip to sneakily place it on the bathroom sink!
Hehehe... Let you taste that slippery feeling too!
Having finished washing his hair, Bing Chacha didn't notice anything unusual!
He casually grabbed the soap on the side and started lathering up, humming a tune as he did:
୧(◕ˇ口ˇ)୨ "Bing Chacha~ Sings the sunrise! Ah haha~ Sings the sunset!"
"The Styx rages, I ride the waves and fly! Awesome~ Awesome~"
Singing and washing, he even started swaying!
Jiang Lan nearly gagged watching. Who knows what weird things certain grown men do when they're alone in the bathroom!
He'd seen it all today!
Seeing the suspicious soap smeared all over Bing Chacha's body, Jiang Lan grinned wickedly!
(◦◣̫◢)
In half an hour, I'll see if you still act wild, still fly!
After finishing his shower, Bing Chacha shook himself dry!
His skin felt incredibly smooth and tender, unusually bouncy. He even lifted his arm and sniffed. Huh, he smelled pretty good today?
Why did this scent seem familiar?
But Bing Chacha didn't dwell on it. He casually grabbed the shorts hanging nearby and pulled them on, stepping out of the bathroom!
However, the moment he took two steps, the shorts slid straight off his legs, nearly tripping him!
Bing Chacha: ???
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "What the hell? Are the elastic bands on these shorts that loose?"
He pulled the shorts up again, but as soon as he did, they slid off again!
After trying two or three times, they just wouldn't stay up!
Bing Chacha looked puzzled. How bizarre!
He kicked them off and simply went without!
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with sweat. Wow, seriously? That slippery? Can't even keep shorts on?
Thinking about it, shorts themselves exert an external friction force on the body.
Right now, Bing Chacha had absolute physical invincibility—extremely smooth. Naturally, shorts wouldn't stay on!
Jiangnan's forehead beaded with sweat. He'd forgotten about that detail. Earlier, when Wang Youzhi and them used it in the bath, they didn't wear anything external!
He hadn't considered that issue!
So once physical invincibility activated, you couldn't even wear clothes?
Was that necessary?
Bing Chacha lay on the bed, swinging his feet, with no intention of sleeping!
(◕ˇʖ̫ˇ◕) "Hey... let's find some fun!"
He immediately contacted Ye Hua!
ᕦ(︶ʖ̫︶) "Hua Zi? Send me a newcomer who just entered the team. Hmm... I'm in the mood tonight. I'll give them a good workout!"
"Make sure to send someone sharp!"
With that, he lay back down and started humming!
Jiangnan clicked his tongue. "Bringing in newcomers," my ass. This Bing Chacha was no saint either.
He wondered which poor girl would fall victim to his evil hands!
He couldn't let anyone ruin his plan!
During these thirty minutes, Bing Chacha had physical invincibility, but he clearly hadn't realized it yet!
If someone came, wouldn't they notice?
Before long, a young jailer with a slender build and a naive face arrived at Bing Chacha's door!
He stood at the entrance, fidgeting with his collar, looking hesitant and nervous!
(‧̣̥̇ớ～ờ)...
Jiang Lan: (̿▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)̄...
Sorry. I overestimated you.
If you'd called a girl, maybe I'd let it slide, but you called a young guy?
The young jailer finally gathered the courage to knock. Jiang Lan dashed out in one step, using Instant Step and a Decapitation Strike to knock him out!
He immediately stuffed him into a sack!
Don't blame me, bro! I'm saving you! You're too young for this nonsense!