Chapter 2127: Snowboard?
Bing Chacha waited eagerly for nearly half an hour, but not a single person came over!
He couldn't help but grow impatient: (￢_￢)"What's going on? Don't these newbies have any awareness? And that Huazi guy is dawdling too?"
He got up and took a step, only to hear a "fwoosh~" sound!
His foot slipped, and he fell flat on his face, hitting the ground hard!
His skin scraped open, blood smeared all over his palms, knees, and feet!
Σ_(꒪O꒪」∠)_ "Holy crap? What's going on? Hiss~ Jiu Lan and Huazi weren't lying? Is the ground in Ming He Death Prison really this slippery?"
But how could it make me bleed? I'm someone who can swim in a star!
Refusing to believe it, Bing Chacha thrashed wildly!
However, the side effects of the strange soap kicked in, and he couldn't stand up at all, instead thrashing himself all bloody!
"This is impossible! This, this, this..."
Jiang Lan heard the commotion in the room and knew it was time!
So he casually opened a door, grabbed a gunny sack, and walked into the room!
Bing Chacha was shocked:
Σ_(°△°」∠)_ "Hiss~ A woman? How can there be a woman here? Who? Who are you?"
"What was that door just now? You..."
Had she just opened a door on the Strong-Phase Alloy?
Jiang Lan pouted: (O•᷄↼•᷅) "Yo~ We met not long ago, you hit me just a moment ago, and now you don't recognize me?"
Bing Chacha froze, his voice suddenly rising an octave!
Σ_(Ŏ口Ŏ‧̣̥̇」∠)_ "Jiang Nan? You're Jiang Nan?"
How could he turn into a woman?
At this moment, Bing Chacha was full of question marks!
Although Bing Chacha was exuding a strange fragrance, Jiang Lan, as someone of the opposite sex, only felt disgust toward him and was completely unaffected!
Jiang Lan grinned:
╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "Guessed right! As a reward, you get a night of the small stool special!"
With that, he took a quick step and appeared in front of Bing Chacha!
Bing Chacha's eyes widened: "The Youming Eight Styles of my Youming clan? How do you know them? Good! Good, you Jiang Nan!"
"So Ming He Death Prison can't hold you, huh? You can wander around freely. You did those things to Xing Luo and Ka Er, and you caused those prisoners to have nightmares?"
"And now you're bold enough to come ambush me at night? Who gave you the guts?"
"Today, you won't leave this room standing! Nail Fist!"
Bing Chacha struck instantly, aiming a Nail Fist at Jiang Lan's face!
But Jiang Lan just smiled and didn't dodge. When the fist hit, it automatically slid off!
Now Bing Chacha couldn't hit anything; all the friction he actively applied outward dropped to zero!
At that moment, Bing Chacha was completely stunned, staring blankly at his fist!
ᕦ(꒪△꒪」∠)_ "Holy crap? How did this..."
Jiang Lan grinned:
(*⌒↼⌒) "You'll soon know why!"
He pulled out a small stool and smashed it violently over Bing Chacha's head!
Two black horns were broken off, his forehead was smashed and bleeding like crazy, and two front teeth were knocked out!
Bing Chacha: !!!
He frantically tried to get up but couldn't, then tried to turn and run!
But his hands and feet flailed like phantoms without moving an inch!
He couldn't close the distance with Jiang Lan at all!
At this moment, Bing Chacha finally realized his current predicament!
Can't run! Can't hit Jiang Nan! Jiang Nan can hit me freely, and he can easily break through my defense?!
He immediately yelled, "Help—"
Before he could finish, the dumb sack was pulled over Bing Chacha's head, and not a sound could escape!
Jiang Lan stood up, stepped onto Bing Chacha's back, and with one foot on the ground, Bing Chacha became like a human sled, carrying Jiang Lan as he zoomed forward!
The speed was astonishing, leaving a trail of blood!
=͟͟͞͞(*⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "Ahaha~ It actually works! A zero-friction human blood sled? Awesome, awesome!"
[A grudge value of +1009 from Bing Chacha!]
[A grudge value from Bing Chacha...]
What the hell is a human blood sled?! I, the deputy warden of Ming He Death Prison, am being trampled and used as a blood sled?
This is outright humiliation!
"Someone! Someone! Someone is breaking out of prison and assaulting people! Huazi! Huazi!"
But no matter how Bing Chacha shouted, not a sound got out!
Even psychic attacks couldn't penetrate the dumb sack, as it was completely a separate space from the outside!
Jiang Lan laughed quietly: "Stop shouting. You're going to get beaten tonight, no matter what! Even if a god came, they couldn't save you!"
"I, Jiang the Grudge-Holder, always repay a grudge. You hit me once, I'll beat you all night! Let's see who wins!"
"Oh, right. You'll forget everything tonight when you wake up tomorrow. You can still come after me then, but I'll just come back at night and beat you again!"
"Honestly, it's just that the timing isn't right yet, or else I'd kill you tonight!"
With that, Jiang Lan placed both feet on the blood sled, gripped the small stool, and his eyes turned scarlet!
╧╧٩(｡▼↼▼) "I can't kill you yet, but I can collect some interest early! Ready, Chacha?"
Bing Chacha panicked: "You can't—Aaagh—"
[A grudge value from Bing Chacha...]
A brutal beating began. No matter how Bing Chacha tried to counter, all his attacks under the side effects were useless against Jiang Lan!
Meanwhile, Jiang Lan just swung the small stool, cracking heads to his heart's content. Of course, this was only the beginning!
It's a whole night. No rush...
Elsewhere, in the warden's office, the room was thick with smoke!
Youming was smoking a cigar, sitting across from Jiu Lan!
On the desk was that bucket of Dali...
Jiu Lan: (｡･ˇ_ˇ･) "This is the current situation. I also managed to obtain a sample of the Dali drink through harsh interrogation."
"But Jiang Nan absolutely refused to reveal the formula, even when I beat him to within an inch of his life. I had no choice but to give up."
"I was afraid that if I hit him any harder, I'd kill him..."
Youming nodded: (≖～≠) "I've heard about the effects of this Dali. I just didn't expect to get a sample so quickly."
"You've done better than Bing Chacha. Keep up the good work."
Jiu Lan lowered her head slightly: "You flatter me, my lord."
Youming's eyes flickered: "That kid is clever. He knew to offer something tempting to the Youming clan to save his skin and buy himself a chance to live."
"He naturally won't reveal the formula, as that's the core of it."
"However, this Dali better be as miraculous as Bing Chacha said, or else it won't be enough to move me."
Jiu Lan's gaze sharpened. So Jiang Nan intentionally revealed his hand, offering the Dali to show his value?
Giving the Youming clan a reason not to kill him?
At that moment, Jiu Lan suddenly remembered what Jiang Nan had once told her.
Humans are a race that can adapt and survive in any environment or situation, climbing to the top of the food chain.
And as the Era Lord of humanity, Jiang Nan never gave up finding a way to survive, even in Ming He Death Prison?
Thinking of this, Jiu Lan clenched her fists.
Youming casually took two crystal glasses and placed them on the table.
He grabbed the bucket of Dali, poured two full glasses, and pushed one to Jiu Lan.
"As for whether this Dali drink has any effect or value, we'll find out by testing it."
With that, he picked up one glass for himself, pushing the other in front of Jiu Lan.
Jiu Lan's expression froze, cold sweat beading on her forehead.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇) "Huh? I have to drink it too? Me?"
This bucket of Dali had been spit into by Jiang Nan! She had seen it with her own eyes!
How could she drink this?
Youming frowned: "What's the matter? Is there a problem? How else will we know the effect?"
Jiu Lan's eye twitched. She looked at the full glass before her, her heart full of conflict.
Should she tell the warden about the spit?
If she did, Jiang Nan would get beaten, and she would get scolded for giving the warden tainted Dali!
But if she didn't?
Then she'd have to drink spit!
Youming raised an eyebrow: (๑◔д◔ิ) "Oh? Are you afraid Jiang Nan poisoned the Dali? With our Youming clan's constitution, a little poison is nothing to fear."
"Besides, I am a Star Devourer. I'm not afraid of the tricks of a human who hasn't even reached Star Breaker rank."
"Or is it that this bucket of Dali is just something you filled randomly to report back to me, and you didn't actually get a sample from Jiang Nan?"
Jiu Lan quickly shook her head: "No... It's really Dali!"
At this point, not drinking would be disrespectful!
Fine, I'll drink! Then I'll beat that big scoundrel Jiang Nan to death later!
Thinking about drinking Dali mixed with Jiang Nan's spit, Jiu Lan couldn't help blushing.
Wasn't this like an indirect kiss?
๐·°(৹˃̵﹏˂̵৹)°·๐
Shaking her head, Jiu Lan hurriedly raised the crystal glass!
(৹˃̵口˂̵)۶ "Warden! Cheers!"
Youming nodded, and their glasses clinked. They both drank.
Jiu Lan took a big mouthful, but before she could swallow it...
(๐˃̵ж˂̵๐)
The reaction came from Youming's side!
As the Dali went down, his already towering, iron-tower-like body suddenly expanded threefold!
His muscles bulged, his clothes burst from the swelling, shreds flying everywhere!
The hair on his head fell off completely, and his bald head shone with an incomparably dazzling light!
In an instant, Jiu Lan felt like she was staring at a star!
Youming the warden suddenly burst out of his clothes, with his newfound thick chest hair and radiant bald head!
Jiu Lan couldn't handle this. Her eyes widened!
(৹˃̵3˂̵) "Pfft~"
A full mouthful of Dali sprayed out like a mist, right at Youming's face and chest, covering a wide area!
After spraying Youming with Dali, Jiu Lan clutched her stomach, coughing violently, her shoulders shaking!
٩(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇) "S-sorry, my lord! I just..."
She looked up in panic, pulling out a handkerchief to wipe Youming dry!
But when she looked up, she saw that the places where the Dali had hit Youming were completely hairless!
Eyebrows, eyelashes, beard...
Even the thick chest hair had been stripped clean!
He looked exactly like a boiled egg...
Jiu Lan: (ﾉ)థжథ) Pfft~
Youming: -`(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿̿)´-
He slowly raised a hand and wiped his face.
"Is it really that bad..."