Chapter 2125: Love That Can't Be Caught
Obviously! Bingchacha had already instructed Jiu Lan before leaving!
Now that the Dali matter was exposed, if the Netherworld Race didn't get to the bottom of it, they wouldn't let him off!
In the coming time, he would probably be spending it all in the heavy torture chamber!
But since Jiangnan had thrown out Dali, he had naturally long prepared himself for the exposure!
After all, this was the method to make himself more valuable to the Netherworld Race!
So that the Youming Warden wouldn't have a bad mood and crush him to death!
Jiangnan grinned:
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀↼˂̶́) "Since you've brought it up, I won't hide it. I'll give you a batch then!"
As he spoke, he reached behind him!
(๑•̌～•̑) "Still looking? Turn around!"
Two blushes rose on Jiu Lan's pretty face, and she suddenly realized what was happening. She turned around and spat!
But under the coverage of her spiritual power, she could still secretly see Jiangnan's actions!
Jiangnan directly pulled out an entire bucket of Dali 2.0 from behind and placed it on the ground!
Jiu Lan's expression became extremely horrified!
Can you imagine the shock to the soul when you personally "see" someone pull out a water bucket as big as a water dispenser from their ass pocket?
Were human ass pockets all alternate dimension spaces? So magical?
Jiangnan propped his chin and stared at the bucket thoughtfully, then seemed to remember something!
(͡°ก͡°) Hmm～
He secretly opened the bucket lid and spat a mouthful of saliva into it!
Then he let out an evil chuckle, even picking up the bucket and shaking it!
Jiu Lan: (≖_≖|||)…
Spitting saliva into it? You think I don't know?
Are you a child or what? Do you have to be so bad?
Jiangnan beamed:
(๑⁼̴ ꇴ ⁼̴) "Alright! You can turn around now! Na—this is the Dali potion!"
Jiu Lan stared at it curiously:
(｡･ˇ～ˇ･) "Th-this thing is really that magical?"
According to what Bingchacha said, it could raise the physical quality of whoever drank it to a perverted level!
And it could also improve physical quality and mental power by absorbing Styx energy?
Jiangnan snickered: "Of course! If you don't believe me, just take a sip and you'll know!"
Jiu Lan: (ꐦ≖◡≖)
You just spat into it and now you're tricking me into drinking? I spit, okay!
Even if this Dali is the most magical thing ever, I won't drink a single drop!
Jiu Lan took the Dali with annoyance: "Just handing it over like this is really okay? Won't it cause you trouble? Aren't you afraid…"
Jiangnan smiled: "Don't worry. On the contrary, this will be my bargaining chip to keep living!"
Jiu Lan's eyes flickered. Although she didn't know what Jiangnan was thinking, it was clear he had his own plans and considerations!
"Then what about the formula for this Dali…"
Jiangnan's expression turned serious:
(ಠĹ̯ಠ˵) "This is the ancestral formula of my Jiang family. By taking it out today, I have already made a decision to defy my ancestors. This formula uses…"
Jiu Lan: ٩(≖_≖)…
"Stop! You don't need to say it. I won't ask!"
What the hell "ancestral formula"! Jiangnan didn't have a single truthful word in his mouth. Starting from his expression, he was already lying!
Jiangnan: (๑◔₃◔ิ๑)
Jiu Lan stood up: "I'll take you back to your cell. Honestly, just behave yourself. You cause trouble every day. How many beatings have you taken since you came in?"
"I don't want the Human Era Lord who made such a great achievement to get beaten to death in prison!"
"That would be such a pity…"
Jiangnan's eyes were full of hope: (ʃƪ͡°̫͡°) "Then—"
Before he could finish, Jiu Lan gave him a sharp knock on the head!
"Don't count on me! I will only act according to the rules. I will never betray my own race!"
Let Jiangnan go? Of course, she wouldn't do something that stupid!
The two walked one after another in the corridor!
From the cells on both sides came sounds of "shh shh", and the entire male prison area was filled with a strange fragrance!
Jiangnan sniffed lightly, couldn't help swallowing, and felt his heart race!
What's going on?
But Jiu Lan covered her nose and frowned, looking disgusted!
(･ˇ～ˇ･｡:) "What's this smell? A bunch of stinky men. Disgusting. Hurry up. I don't want to stay here a second longer!"
Jiangnan: ???
The two returned to Jiangnan's cell!
As soon as Jiangnan entered, he saw Hei Gang sitting cross-legged on the ground, blocking the cell door!
Before Jiangnan could speak, Jiu Lan looked at him like he was a pile of poop!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Get over there. What are you doing sitting at the door? Don't block the way!"
As she spoke, she kicked Hei Gang in the back!
With a "whoosh," Hei Gang, like a rubber ball, slid all over the cell, leaving afterimages!
Jiangnan's eyes widened. Damn? That smooth?
Jiu Lan was also startled. What principle was that? But she didn't think much about it!
She closed the cell door, told Jiangnan to rest honestly, and left carrying the Dali!
She still had to report to the Youming Warden!
Jiangnan, however, stared blankly at Hei Gang, who was sliding frantically around the cell!
This was obviously someone who had used the Suspicious Soap too!
Jiangnan seized the moment and grabbed the sliding Hei Gang!
"Gangzi? What's going on? Ss—how are you covered in iron juice? That kick from Jiu Lan wasn't that hard, was it? Gave you this kind of treatment?"
"Or did you get beaten up in the bathhouse? Say something!"
Jiangnan shook Hei Gang's shoulders!
But Hei Gang's face was full of gravity, not saying a word. However, Jiangnan's expression froze!
He felt the strange fragrance emanating from Hei Gang's body, couldn't help swallowing, and his heart raced!
If there was such a thing as love at first sight in this world, then this must be it, right?
Hei Gang's dark steel body, scarred and covered in iron juice, with that solemn expression—
Instantly made Jiangnan feel heart fluttering. The two faces were slowly getting closer!
(๑ᵒ̴̶̷﹃ᵒ̴̶̷)─✧─(ಠĹ̯ಠ●)
The air in the cell seemed to heat up!
Jiangnan: !!!
No no no! Am I crazy?
Hei Gang is a man! Aren't Xuexue and Wolfbane fragrant enough?
How could I have such an outrageous thought?
Besides, if worst came to worst, I could just draw a wife. Why would I be attracted to Hei Gang?
This…
But under the assault of the strange fragrance, Jiangnan couldn't resist!
Ah—but Gangzi is so handsome, so stylish. The smell on him is really nice!
Who can stand this?
Their cheeks got closer again!
Hei Gang: !!!
Boss Nan Shen! You can't do this!
He was scared to the point of almost crying, but his actions were completely uncontrollable!
He was still under Taluo's reverse control!
Just then, Hei Gang opened his mouth and said:
(●°᷄д°᷅) "Damn! That bastard Jiangnan! If it weren't for him, how could I have ended up like this?"
"I'll ~%?…;#*'☆! I'll destroy him sooner or later! I'll gouge out his eyes and step on them like bubbles!"
As soon as he said it, Hei Gang froze!
(꒪꒪●‧̣̥̇)
Hey hey hey! Taluo! What kind of bad things are you saying behind our backs?
It's fine if you mutter behind his back, but I have to say it to his face!
Jiangnan's smile gradually turned grandfatherly!
(ꐦ°᷄◡°᷅) "Gouge out my eyes and step on them like bubbles? You're pretty brave, huh?"
Hei Gang burst into tears—no no no, it wasn't me saying that, I didn't mean it!
(●ಥ口ಥ) "Jiangnan, the big idiot! I—"
"Bam!"
Before he could finish, Jiangnan hammered a fist into Hei Gang's face, sending him sliding around the cell again!
[From Hei Gang's resentment value +555!]
Although he knew it wasn't Hei Gang speaking, he still wanted to hit him to vent his anger!
Taluo is pretty brave! Badmouthing me behind my back?
But that feeling just now was too terrifying!
He almost laid hands on Hei Gang! He almost lost his chastity!
Was this also a side effect of the Suspicious Soap? So scary?
He'd better go find Da Zhi and ask about the situation!
He looked back at Hei Gang, still sliding around crazily, and his expression darkened!
"This guy is done for. Useless now!"
So Jiangnan didn't bring Hei Gang. He took out the Niuma Pen, opened the door, and headed straight for Wang Youzhi's cell!
Along the way, he held his breath and didn't dare look directly at the prisoners emitting the strange fragrance!
He just lifted his hand to pay the toll, fanning them like little tops spinning!
Laughing to death, they couldn't stop at all!
Wang Youzhi's cell!
"Dammit! Can't catch him, too slippery! How am I supposed to handle this?"
"Hey hey—slipped away again? This is too hard to control!"
"Creek—"
With a grating sound of the door opening, Jiangnan entered!
But the next moment, he froze in the doorway!
Door ꒪_꒪‧̣̥̇)
He saw two people covered in blood. Chong Dajiang was sliding on the ground, while Wang Youzhi chased after him!
●█▀█▄…ﾚ(ﾟ益ﾟ;)ﾍ
The two were frantically struggling in place, not moving an inch!
Jiangnan sweated profusely:
(•́益•̀٥) "What the hell are you two doing? Did I interrupt something good?"
He had always been the one interrupted, but today he interrupted others!
(•̫́•̀٥) "Sorry… I'll come back in three minutes. Just pretend I wasn't here. Three minutes should be enough, right?"
As he spoke, he turned to leave!
Wang Youzhi: !!!
(ﾟ益ﾟ)ﾂ "Good nothing! Don't leave! Don't you dare leave! Damn Jiangnan! What the hell is three minutes!"
"Get back here! It's not what you think! We… we just want to stop sliding! Nothing else! Hey hey hey—"
[From Wang Youzhi's resentment value +777!]
[From Wang Youzhi…]
Jiangnan swallowed. The strange fragrance emanating from the two was equally astonishing!
To be honest, he was afraid he couldn't hold it together!
So he held his breath, entered, and closed the door!
"So what's the situation? How was the bathhouse? Did the Suspicious Soap work?"
At the mention of this, Wang Youzhi was seething!
Thanks to the side effects on both him and Chong Dajiang, they couldn't catch each other!
Just like love that can't be caught—the harder you try to grab it, the farther it gets!
They had been chasing each other in the cell until now. Otherwise, who knows what would have happened!
"You still have the nerve to ask? You old shady bastard! You trick people to death without paying!"
"Suspicious Soap? It worked, but the soap was suspicious—after using it, something's not right!"
Jiangnan sweated profusely: (•́ω•̀٥)
How is this exactly like the product description?
"What happened? Tell me in detail?"