Chapter 1935: Close Your Eyes When It's Dark
It wasn't just Olivia who got startled awake; even Mo Mo jolted from her dreams, her eyes filled with terror!
Who wouldn't freak out waking up in the middle of the night to see a dark shadow protruding from the wall like that?
Scaring people to death is a real thing, you know?
Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(◕꒪ั~꒪ั) "Is it really that big a deal? Sure, I'm breathtakingly handsome, but do you have to scream like that from excitement?"
Olivia: !!!
(☍﹏⁰。) "Pfft! I was scared half to death. Next time, please knock first, okay?"
She instinctively pulled the blanket tightly over herself.
Jiangnan swallowed:
(•́ω•̀٥) "Why are you covering yourself so tightly? You didn't pee yourself from fright, did you?"
Olivia was about to speak when her body suddenly jolted, and she clutched the blanket even tighter!
Even in the dark, her pretty face could be seen turning red at a visible rate!
(⑉Ծ﹏Ծ⑉) "I didn't! Watch your wording, watch your wording!"
Ahhh—this is absolutely mortifying!
Jiangnan: (⑉་⍸་⑉) Huh?
So she didn't?
He'd forgotten about that; the effect of the Word Spirit Gum lasts way too long!
Olivia said irritably, "What... what do you want coming to find me in the middle of the night?"
Mo Mo's heart raced. Wasn't Boss Nan here to take back his secondhand little wife, was he?
Jiangnan waved his hand: "There's a kid present, so no, no."
"I came to ask you—what's going on? I can't sleep from the vibrations, and the energy inside me feels vaguely out of control."
Olivia: ???
What the heck does "no" mean? Who... who asked you about that?
She focused and sensed it for a moment, then was stunned: "It's an extremely sophisticated atomic oscillation. It controls atoms to vibrate within an extremely small range, thereby affecting everything around it."
"It's hard to detect, and the impact on the body is not insignificant. An oscillation force field has already formed in this area."
"I... I can't resist this oscillation."
Jiangnan ground his teeth: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "So it really is Wenge's doing, huh? Then why aren't you affected?"
Olivia explained, "I'm of the Apocalypse Clan. The atomic fluctuations I emit naturally can cancel out these oscillation waves."
(′◔‸◔`) "So I'm unaffected. If you can't sleep, do you... do you want to come sleep with me? That way you won't be affected. I... I don't mind."
Jiangnan waved his hand: "No thanks! Seriously, he doesn't intend to let me have a single peaceful moment, does he?"
"If I don't get rid of these annoying pests, there won't be a day of peace."
Pfft! Who would sleep with you when you've wet the bed?
Olivia lowered her head and picked at her fingers:
(๑ớ~ờ) "Maybe... maybe I should just go with Wenge tomorrow. He's right."
"I know how terrifying the Apocalypse Clan's foundation really is. I don't want to drag you down anymore."
"No matter how hard I struggle, the result always seems the same. So maybe I should just start from..."
Jiangnan looked straight into Olivia's eyes: "Are you giving up? Don't want to fight anymore?"
"What about your pride? Weren't you the genius beauty? Weren't you going to surpass your ancestors?"
"This little difficulty and you're already crying uncle? Were all those grand claims just talk?"
Olivia jumped up from the bed in urgency:
(งᵒ̌﹏ᵒ̌)ง "No! I'm serious, I just..."
Jiangnan grinned: "Then it's fine. You don't need to explain to anyone. Tell it to yourself."
"Your life is your own. How you walk it is up to you."
"There's no shame in relying on others. You know, being relied upon is also a kind of luck. It's nothing. Just stay in your room and don't come out. Leave it to me to handle."
"Oh, and by the way, that map you drew is pretty big. You might want to cover it up a bit."
With that, he vanished.
Olivia's expression froze. She looked down—the Teletubbies onesie was covered in water stains!
She frantically pulled the blanket over herself, her face even redder.
[Olivia's resentment +233!]
(⑉Ծ﹏Ծ⑉) "Ah—this is so embarrassing! Is Boss Nan always like this?"
Mo Mo smiled sweetly: (∗❛ั˘❛ั) "He's really warm, isn't he? Boss Nan is just like that! But I already have my uncle, so..."
Olivia: ???
Staring at the dark night sky, Olivia bit her lower lip: "Can I... really rely on him?"
Mo Mo gently stroked Olivia's head: "Go ahead and rely on him. No one in this world is more reliable than Boss Nan."
"Someone who can light a spark of hope must have gone through countless moments of despair. You don't know what Boss Nan has been through to get where he is today."
"Or the heavy burdens he carries on his shoulders. Boss Nan will never fall. He responds with all his might to everyone's expectations."
"I'm not bragging. Boss Nan has faced situations far worse than this. To him, this is really no big deal. He hasn't even gotten serious yet."
Olivia swallowed hard, recalling everything that had happened since she first met Jiangnan.
Jiangnan was full of mystery, but at this moment, Olivia wanted more than ever to understand his past.
What had he gone through to remain so unfazed even in a situation like this?
It was stunning enough to make one's scalp tingle!
...
Back in his room, Jiangnan woke up the Teletubbies who were sound asleep.
(ಠĹ̯ಠ◕) "Get up! Stop sleeping. I have a critically important mission for you to complete."
Ye Yuan also leaped up from the bed like a carp, his eyes gleaming:
(◕⁰̷̴꒨⁰̷̴) "Oh? A new operation?"
Pangbulaji widened his eyes, swallowing nervously, a bad feeling welling up inside:
(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑) "Wh... what mission requires me specifically? I've been frail since childhood. I'm afraid I'm not up to it."
Jiangnan patted Pangbulaji on the shoulder with a solemn expression.
"Don't sell yourself short. You're a heavy criminal on the wanted list with a five-star source point bounty. How could a little thing like this stump you?"
"Listen to me! All you need to do is go out for a stroll. Be good, okay?"
As he spoke, he pulled out the Bobo Lipstick and applied a coat to his own lips, then planted three kisses on Pangbulaji's forehead.
Pangbulaji: ???
Before he could agree, Jiangnan opened the door, put the Forgiveness Hat on his head, removed it, and plucked the grass—all in one fluid motion.
"Go on! Go on! You, Pangbulaji, are the most dazzling kid tonight!"
Pangbulaji trembled:
(☍﹏⁰) "Dazzling is fine, but can you keep your eyes open while you praise me? I'm scared! I..."
Before he could finish, Jiangnan kicked him out of the room.
Meanwhile, Ye Yuan's eyes turned bloodshot, bulging veins popping out on his forehead as he rolled up his sleeves to chase after Pangbulaji and beat him up!
Jiangnan turned back and cursed: (◕`口´) "Are you blind?!"
The moment he said that, Ye Yuan let out a scream:
(ノ)*口*(ヾ) "Ah—my eyes! My eyes!"
His eyes smoked, and he went blind on the spot.
But he also snapped out of the Forgiveness Hat's taunt state.
He said in shock, "Just now... what... ah, you mean..."
Jiangnan let out a dark chuckle:
(◕‾᷄⁻̫‾᷅◕) "It's dark! Close your eyes!"
Ye Yuan paused, then cackled sinisterly. That Jiangnan was truly a cunning bastard, wasn't he?
That hat had a taunt effect?
Jiangnan then pulled Wuxibaji over: "Go! Follow your big brother's lead."
After that, he also planted three kisses on him.
Wuxibaji stammered: "I... I don't want to, I..."
"Do you think what you want matters? I say you want to, so you want to!"
Hat on, grass plucked, big kick—all in one fluid motion!
Wuxibaji screamed as blood spurted from his head: "Ah—boss, you plucked wrong! The antenna! You pulled the antenna off too!"
From Jiangnan's room, a line of Teletubbies with lipstick marks came filing out.
They all looked baffled. What's happening?
All we have to do is take a walk outside?
...
Outside the Noah Manor, a 100,000-strong Canglan army stood in full battle array, staring intently at the manor, not letting a single atom escape.
They were clearly determined to outlast them.
Just then, led by the Antenna Trio, 108 Teletubbies appeared outside the building.
The 100,000 Canglan troops spotted them instantly, their gazes locking on.
Rage exploded in their chests, and every one of them went red-eyed.
(ꐦ͡’益͡’) "Damn it! Why? Why can those Teletubbies be so cocky and even live in Noah Manor? I can't stand it! Let's kill them!"
(ꐦ͡ᵔ口͡ᵔ) "For crying out loud! They're so cute? That's pure asking for a beating. I've been spoiling them too much!"
"We're standing guard here while they're strolling around in there? Pfft! I'm furious! Brothers, charge!"
Unprovoked rage clouded their judgment, and they stepped across the kill line.
They all went all out, charging toward the Teletubbies.
The momentum of 100,000 troops charging was earth-shattering. The Antenna Trio nearly peed themselves in fear.
(☍口⁰。) Damn it!
Boss only said to go out for a stroll, but he didn't say we'd get beaten up!
"Run! Run!"
But it was too late. How could Teletubbies outrun the Apocalypse Clan?
Yet under the threat of life and death, the Bobo lip prints took effect. Pangbulaji teleported away just in front of the Canglan army.
But they all had the Whisper of the Divine, easily predicting the Teletubbies' trajectories.
Just then, Jiangnan opened the window and sat on the windowsill, swinging his little 🄯🄯, holding chicken soup in one hand and fruit pulp in the other.
He closed his eyes and shoveled the fruit pulp into his mouth.
The moment Jiangnan appeared, the Canglan army instantly fell silent. They didn't dare use the Whisper of the Divine, afraid of being poisoned.
Those 30,000 brothers were still foaming at the mouth!
Now, the Teletubbies had teleportation to rely on, giving them room to maneuver.
As the Canglan army crossed the kill line, chaos erupted in Noah Manor. The sounds of fighting shook the sky.
Just then, the branches of the Star-Devouring Mother Vine clinging to the manor walls began to stretch, emitting a bloody red glow.
A shocking wave of energy burst forth. The ground cracked, and thick roots broke through the soil.
Like enraged hell serpents, they displayed their full might.
Jiangnan grinned:
(◕‾᷄↼‾᷅◕) "Hmph! This mother vine is indeed not weak. A gift of 100,000 units of organic compound fertilizer, no thanks needed."
At that moment, Wenge was still secretly gleeful over the success of his atomic oscillation.
He chuckled darkly to himself. If he couldn't have face, neither would that bastard!
The atomic oscillation was covert, and even the Prison Bird wouldn't detect it.
He was just laughing to himself when he heard shouts and roars from outside.
He froze. What's going on? A fight?
He craned his neck to look out the window, and his face turned green.
"This... this is a disaster! Has the Canglan army gone mad? Did they take my orders as a joke?"