Chapter 1936: Nothing to Do with Me
With the assault of the hundred-thousand Canglan Army, the Star-Devouring Mother Vine went completely berserk!
Though it didn't seem all that large above ground, no one knew just how massive its underground portion was!
It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say its root system covered the entire Black Street area!
"Boom!"
Endless blood clouds drifted across the sky, forming the Mother Vine's unique force field that enveloped the entire Noah Manor!
The attacking Apocalypse Race warriors had red mist wafting from their bodies!
That was the purest Life Essence being forcibly extracted from across the distance!
In just a few short breaths, they were drained into dried husks!
Even atomic recombination was useless—as long as they remained within the Mother Vine's force field, they would be stripped away!
It had already formed a force field similar to a Domain!
Countless blood-red thorns extended toward the Canglan Army, wildly entangling and lashing!
Not to mention that Jiangnan was present, so they dared not use the Whisper of the Divine. Even if they did, attacks came from all directions!
There was no way to dodge!
Moreover, the vine's tendrils were tough to an unimaginable degree!
Even if they were erased by atomic collapse, new ones grew back almost instantly!
The once peaceful and elegant Noah Manor had now turned into a blood-vine hell!
Countless parasitic spores drifted through the air. If any of the Canglan Army got contaminated, countless blood vines would sprout from their skin!
In the blink of an eye, they were drained into dried husks!
Almost as soon as contact was made, the Canglan Army suffered over ten thousand casualties, becoming organic compound fertilizer for the vine!
Jiangnan clicked his tongue in amazement. No wonder the Star-Devouring Mother Vine was infamous throughout the starry sky!
It was truly difficult to deal with!
And this vine's strength was at the very least Planet Destroyer level!
Even though the Apocalypse Race's abilities were extraordinary, most of the Canglan Army had only just reached Star Breaker level!
This kind of overwhelming attack was simply impossible to withstand!
The Teletubbies were scared out of their minds, hugging their heads and shrieking as they frantically teleported across the battlefield, dodging attacks from all directions!
They also used telekinesis to form armor to defend against attacks!
When it came to survival skills, the Teletubbies still had some tricks up their sleeves!
The problem was that because of the Forgiveness Hat's taunt, the vine had no intention of letting them go either!
The tendrils had even started attacking the Teletubbies!
By now, the Noah Manor had turned into a chaotic mess. The blood-red glow rising in the night could be seen from the entire Black Street!
Wenge couldn't sit still any longer. He jumped straight out of the window!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "Damn! Are you all insane? What did I tell you? Retreat! Everyone, retreat behind the cease-fire line!"
"Launching a strong attack on Noah Manor? Do you have a death wish!"
A warrior below immediately roared: "Boss! Look at the Teletubbies, they..."
Wenge glared: "What the hell are Teletubbies? You..."
His gaze had just landed on them, and he couldn't look away. Rage burned in his chest!
O(▼皿▼メ;)O "Ahhh! Teletubbies! I'll fucking kill you!"
With that, he charged straight in, while countless vine branches lashed toward him!
It was Thorn Lashing!
"Get the hell away from me! Atomic Collapse!"
With a deafening "BOOM," all the vines around Wenge and everything else disintegrated into atomic collapse!
But Wenge also spat out a mouthful of black blood!
Normally, facing this Mother Vine, Wenge wouldn't be at such a disadvantage, but the problem was that he still had the potent poison inside him!
His strength had been greatly reduced, and every time he mobilized atomic power, he felt like he was about to be killed by the poison!
He was already half-crippled by Jiangnan, and now he had to fight the Mother Vine too?
"Damn it! Is this a taunt skill? Such a brilliant ability—it can even affect my emotions?"
Looking back at the window, Jiangnan was leisurely sitting on the windowsill, eating fruit pulp!
(◕ˇ͜ʖˇ◕)ﾂ "Yo~ buddy? If you won't let me sleep, then none of us will sleep! Let your Canglan Army go get a good night's rest underground!"
Wenge: !!!
[From Wenge: Resentment +1008!]
How could he not know what was going on? Using a taunt skill to lure his Canglan Army into attacking?
You're so damn vicious!
(▼皿▼#) "Lunqin! Lunqin! Get the hell out here! Cast Purification!"
The Hidden Spirit Clan was known among the myriad races as the Great Mages, with auxiliary abilities far beyond ordinary!
Hearing the call, Lunqin rushed out of the room. Seeing the chaotic scene and the Canglan troops dying in droves, he panicked too!
A taunt skill?
He immediately raised his staff!
٩(ˊ益ˋ*)و "I purify..."
Jiangnan: (◕ˇกˇ◕) "Ahem!"
Ye Yuan immediately stuck his head out the window!
(◕︶口︶) "Lunqin! Release your multicolored, flashy, spiral heaven-piercing monkey fart!"
"Boom!"
The moment the words were spoken, Lunqin let out a scream. His pants were blown to shreds, and his whole body launched into the air like a firework!
ε=ε=ε==≡Σ(((つ⚆益⚆)つ
Crossing the battlefield, he traced a graceful arc across the sky, like a plane leaving a contrail, blasting himself far away!
His spellcasting was interrupted on the spot!
Wenge: !!!
Don't fart at such a critical moment, dammit!
"Yoululu! Shaye! Hurry up and help!"
At that moment, Yoululu rushed into Shaye's room!
(◦ớ₃ờ◦) "Hey! A fight's broken out outside. They're calling us to help. You..."
Before she could finish, she saw Shaye standing in the bathroom, toothbrush in hand, frantically brushing her teeth. Her mouth was full of white foam, and tears welled up in her eyes!
꒰ঌ(ᵒ̴̶̷̥́෴ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)໒꒱
She had been brushing for hours already!
(◦`~´◦) "What time is it, and you're still brushing your teeth? Wenge is calling!"
Shaye's eyes were hollow:
꒰ঌ(꒪෴꒪||)໒꒱ "I'm not going. You go if you want. I'm dirty!"
With that, she went back to brushing, her hands moving so fast they became a blur!
Yoululu looked horrified:
‼(•'口'•۶)۶ "You... you didn't actually blow..."
Shaye: !!!
(งᵒ̌෴ᵒ̌)ง "Bullshit! I did not! I never did! I just want to brush my teeth! Waaa—"
"You go if you want. Don't call me!"
[From Shaye: Resentment +1008!]
Yoululu: (•́ω•̀٥)...
She glanced out the window!
Lunqin had just gotten up from the ground, staff raised high!
Then Jiangnan cursed:
(ˇ益ˇ◕:) "Lunqin! Get the hell out of here! This has nothing to do with you!"
"Boom!"
Lunqin immediately rolled away like a human cannonball, crashing into a shop on the corner!
Yoululu: =͟͟͞͞(꒪﹏꒪‧̣̥̇)
"Ahaha... I'm sleepy. I'm going back to sleep!"
And she quietly slipped back into her room!
Meanwhile, Shaye was still brushing her teeth!
Wenge was getting desperate. Why weren't those two coming out? How could they sleep through all this racket?
He turned his gaze back to Jiangnan, who had his eyes closed the whole time. He had never opened them?
Could it be that the taunt skill only worked if you looked?
(｀益´メ) "Canglan Army, listen up! Everyone, close your eyes!"
At that moment, all the Apocalypse Race warriors shut their eyes. Indeed, they were no longer affected by the Forgiveness Hat's taunt!
Jiangnan immediately shouted:
(◕ˇ口ˇ◕) "Canglan Army! Open your eyes wide and take a good look!"
The eyes they had just closed uncontrollably opened again. The battle continued!
In the blink of an eye, half of the hundred-thousand troops were dead or wounded!
Wenge was furious!
"Damn it! Close your eyes!"
Jiangnan: "Open your eyes!"
"Close!"
"Open!"
...
The Canglan Army was being toyed with, their eyes blinking wildly, lids blurring. Should they close or open?
Couldn't they just keep one eye open and one closed?
(∗ᵒ̶̶̷̀益˂̶́∗)...
Meanwhile, in Olivia's room, a few girls were pressing against the wall, listening to the commotion outside with great interest!
Olivia swallowed:
(′◔‸◔`) "What did Nan Shen do? Why is there so much noise outside?"
"I really want to see..."
Just as she was about to get up and look out the window, Aijiang and Momo pulled her back!
ᥬ(｡í～ì｡)᭄ "Master said we're not allowed to leave the room or look out. We have to behave, or who knows what kind of trouble might happen!"
Olivia scratched her head, her heart itching unbearably, but she didn't dare misuse the Whisper of the Divine either!
In Jiu Niao's room!
The one who'd gotten himself into trouble was lying on the bed, pressing a pillow over his head. A dozen veins bulged on his forehead!
What the hell was going on outside?
Ever since Jiangnan moved in, there hadn't been a moment of peace!
The once quiet and peaceful days were gone forever, huh?
As long as the vine was there, whatever, let it be!
In his current state, how could he show his face outside?
But just then!
"Boom!"
A huge hole was blasted into the wall!
Pangbulaji smashed into the room, his entire body swollen three times over!
Jiu Niao's gaze met Pangbulaji's in midair!
(#)༎ຶٹ༎ຶ(#)乁(Ծ皿Ծꐦ)ㄏ
Pangbulaji: !!!
I'm out!
He teleported away in an instant!
A dozen veins bulged on Jiu Niao's forehead. He grabbed his pillow and slammed it to the ground!
Then he looked out through the hole!
乁(ꐦ◣д◢ꐦ)ㄏ "Are you all out of your damn minds?!"
In the next moment, his figure appeared outside. A blood-red angelic phantom bloomed behind him. He grabbed with one hand, and a blood-red scythe formed instantly!
He swung it fiercely toward the battlefield!
"Silence • Blood Prison Execution!"
Wenge: !!!
"Don't! Don't! They're not..."
But in the next instant, within the cease-fire line, the blood of every Apocalypse Race warrior began to surge uncontrollably!
"Pfft—"
Hundreds of blood thorns burst out from within their bodies, pinning them to the spot like bloody sea urchins!
The next moment, their bodies exploded!
Over ten thousand blood blossoms burst across the battlefield!
The Apocalypse warriors tried to perform atomic recombination, but the vine had already activated its blood drain!
It absorbed all the shattered Canglan Army troops into nutrients!
The chaotic battlefield instantly fell silent!
Jiangnan was startled by this move and shuddered. Damn!
That strong?
He quickly signaled Pangbulaji and the others to go invisible!
Not wanting to become fertilizer, Pangbulaji hurriedly signaled the Teletubbies to form hairballs!
In their invisible state, the Teletubbies couldn't be seen, so the Forgiveness Hat's taunt effect naturally couldn't affect others either!
Wenge's face was uglier than if he'd eaten shit!
Jiu Niao's gaze swept back and forth between Jiangnan and Wenge!
"Anyone who makes a move within the cease-fire line dies! That's the rule of my Noah Manor!"
"If you don't like it, go argue with Lord Noah! Everyone got that?"
Jiangnan rubbed his nose:
(｡͡°ก͡°) "Ahem... about that, it has nothing to do with me. I..."
Jiu Niao: !!!
乁(̿▀̿益▀̿̿ꐦ)ㄏ "Shh! Shut up! Don't talk! Not another word!"
With that, he tossed his scythe aside, grinding his teeth as he went back into the hall!
"Fix it! Or pay up!"
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow: (◕◔～◔ิ) "Hear that? He's talking to you! Fix it, or you'll have to pay!"
Wenge: ???
You fucking ~%?…;#*’☆!
[From Wenge: Resentment +1009!]
Meanwhile, outside the Noah Manor, Wat had wandered over with Jinitaimi!
Looking at the battered Noah Manor, he was stunned!
(*⊡▽⊡) "Wow... things are this lively over here?"