Chapter 1934: Sleepless Night
Hair and feathers are more important than life itself to an angel that's evolved into a female!
Prison Bird was already bald, and she definitely didn't want to end up looking like that!
Now Shaye even wanted to go home!
Jiangnan was about to deliver a critical blow, but Ye Yuan couldn't hold back anymore. How could he miss out on something so fun?
So he quickly came over and jabbed Jiangnan with his elbow.
(◕ಡ↼ಡ) "Let me handle this, you rest. With such fun stuff, why didn't you bring it out earlier?"
Jiangnan grinned. "Then you go ahead, but watch your wording, okay?"
"These gums are best eaten two at a time!"
With that, he slapped two Word Spirit gums onto Ye Yuan's palm.
This also caught the attention of all the guests, their eyes gleaming. So Jiangnan was able to speak with authority because he ate this treasure?
Ye Yuan couldn't wait to shove the gum into his mouth and chew, his smile gradually twisting.
Wenge's forehead beaded with sweat. (•́益•̀٥) "You... don't go too far! What you've done to me today, I'll pay you back tenfold sooner or later!"
Ye Yuan laughed heartily.
(◕◠ᗜ◠) "You're full of crap! Repay tenfold? You're really blowing your own horn, aren't you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wenge tensed up. Sure enough, a surge of wild energy came, but fortunately he had prepared in advance!
He rearranged the atomic structure of the wild energy, and what came out was bursts of floral fragrance.
Just as he breathed a sigh of relief, an extreme nuclear explosion fluctuation came from Wenge's critical area, and it even began to emit a blinding light!
Direct nuclear fusion, dammit!
(ଵ口ଵ‧̣̥̇) "Damn it! Yoululu! Hurry, absorb the nuclear explosion energy! I can't control it!"
Yoululu: ???
(￢～￢〃) "I... I spit! I'm not absorbing such weird nuclear explosion energy!"
Wenge panicked. (งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌) "No! If it explodes, the entire Noah Manor will be reduced to ashes! It'll be judged as an attack, and we'll be in serious trouble!"
Jiangnan: (´థжథ)σ Pfft~
You really do blow your own horn, huh? Ye Yuan is ruthless enough, even better than me?
Ye Yuan: (΄◞ิ︶◟ิ‵)
"Boom!"
The nuclear fusion in the critical area suddenly took shape. Yoululu gritted her teeth reluctantly, but still absorbed the energy impact of the nuclear explosion!
She compressed the power to a minimum.
Wenge was about to go crazy. Could this ability be any more twisted?
Shaye's face turned pale with fright. Without a word, she got up and headed back to her room!
But Ye Yuan wasn't about to let her go.
(΄◞ิ.̫.̫◟ิ‵) "Weren't you pretty wild just now? Why are you backing down now? You said you'd wipe us all out? I think you're just blowing smoke!"
Shaye's feathers bristled. Her gaze immediately locked onto a female Minotaur clan member who was eating!
Their eyes met and clashed in the air!
꒰ঌ(‧̣̥̇Ծ口Ծ)໒꒱╰(꒪౪꒪‧̣̥̇)╯
The Minotaur woman turned pale.
╰(థ౪థ‧̣̥̇)╯ "No, no, no... don't! I have nothing to do with this!"
But Shaye couldn't suppress the impulse in her chest and charged straight at the Minotaur!
The Minotaur girl jumped up and ran in fright.
ﾚ(థ౪థ‧̣̥̇)ﾍ=З=З=З "Don't you dare come near me! I'm still a virgin! You... you can't do this to me!"
Shaye ran and cried, chasing desperately, her eyes could kill.
ﾚ(꒦ິ益꒦ີ;)ﾍ=З=З=З "Run faster! If you let me catch you today, I'll kill you first, then kill myself!"
The two chased each other out of the hall.
Then Ye Yuan's gaze fell on Yoululu.
Yoululu immediately turned and ran without a word.
(づ｡＞﹏＜｡ど) "I... I'm going back to my room to sleep. You guys chat."
Ye Yuan tilted his head back and laughed.
(◕･ˇᗜˇ･◕) "See? Cleared the place out. My skills have improved, haven't they?"
"That angel running away in tears just now... I'm laughing my ass off, hahaha!"
But as he laughed, his smile froze. A clattering sound came!
✧*｡٩(›꒪ᗜ꒪‹‧̣̥̇)و✧*｡
Ye Yuan's full 32 big white teeth, not a single one spared, all fell out from his gums, clattering onto the table and floor everywhere!
Ye Yuan: ???
(◕›꒦ິж꒦ີ‹) "This works too? This is not what I meant! That doesn't count! Cancel, cancel!"
He hurriedly got down on the floor to pick up his fallen teeth!
True * looking for teeth everywhere!
Olivia: (´థᗜథ)σ Pfft, hahahaha~
She felt like she'd almost developed eight-pack abs from laughing these days!
What the hell, literally laughing one's teeth out?
Ye Yuan looked at Jiangnan with a pleading expression, tears streaming down his face.
Jiangnan's forehead beaded with sweat.
(•́ω•̀٥) "I told you to watch your wording. This thing doesn't discriminate!"
Wenge didn't dare stay any longer. Who knew what unreliable things Ye Yuan might say next?
He could only swallow his anger and return to his room.
Now, looking at the guests in the dining hall who had been stirred up with interest, Jiangnan's smile grew wider.
With a teleport, he appeared before the two insect clan brothers who had been glaring at each other at the same table.
(ಡ⇀ಡ◕) "Bro? Interested in Word Spirit gum? It's super handy! You can take down your big enemy without lifting a finger! Just open your mouth!"
The insect clan brother was already eager. "Yes! How much?"
Jiangnan: (΄◞ิ↼◟ิ‵)
"Ten million Star Source Points per piece."
Insect clan brother: ???
∑(๑מּൠמּ) "What? That much? Is it gold-plated?"
Jiangnan said earnestly.
(︶～︶◕) "Can't bear to part with a little? Think about it: every extra day you stay here costs you thirty million."
"If you settle your mortal enemy, you won't have to stay, and you'll save twenty million. Rounding it off, I'm helping you make money, right?"
The insect clan brother tilted his head and thought. "That makes sense. Give me one!"
Just as Jiangnan pulled out his source chip, the other insect clan brother panicked.
If he sold to him, I'm done for!
(ง͠ຈൠ͠ຈ)ง "Eleven million! Sell to me! I'll pay more!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up.
(◕՞ټ՞) "Eh heh? Brother has good taste! Sorry, brother, he's offering too much!"
So he teleported to the other side to sell to him.
But the first insect clan brother was frantic. How could that be?
If he sells to him, I'll be screwed!
"Sell to me! Not him! I'll pay twelve million!"
"Oh crap? Thirteen!"
"Fifteen!"
...
Jiangnan teleported back and forth, grinning from ear to ear. Then he pressed down with his hand.
☚(･ˇ～ˇ･◕)☛ "Alright, alright! No more bidding! I'll sell to both of you! Just thirty million! No more even if you offer more!"
The two insect brothers almost spat blood on the spot. That didn't save them any money at all!
Fine, thirty million each!
Let's see who can curse harder!
In a flash, sixty million was in his account. The two insect brothers glared at each other and began their heartfelt greetings!
The mother-insult content was extremely high!
Then Jiangnan hummed a tune and went looking for the next pair of marks.
Everyone in Noah Manor was rich, and there were quite a few who hated each other and had moved in together.
Those were even easier to sell at a high price!
Of course, Jiangnan never sold too many. He only sold one piece per person and made sure they ate it on the spot and started cursing before he was satisfied.
Otherwise, he was afraid Wenge and the others would buy them up.
In a blink, the whole dining hall was lively, like a huge rave scene!
No one was throwing punches, but the verbal fights were extremely intense, banging away.
Jiangnan clapped his hands with satisfaction.
(ง◕ˇ◠ˇ)ว "Let's go~ Digestion done. Back to the room to sleep!"
Olivia watched the chaotic dining hall and couldn't help swallowing.
(๑◔﹏◔ิ) "Is this how you usually do business?"
Jiangnan spread his hands. ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "When you walk the world, you need a skill. Making money isn't shameful."
The room fees at Noah Manor were so expensive. Given the situation, he was clearly going to be here for the long haul.
Better to rake in some extra cash.
Jiangnan had booked two rooms in total: one for the guys, one for the girls.
Even though he specialized in recycling second-hand little wives, he couldn't actually share a room with Momo. He had to avoid suspicion.
Momo, Ai Jiang, Olivia, and the others greeted Jiangnan and went into their room.
Meanwhile, Jiangnan swiped his room card and opened the door.
His smile suddenly froze.
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪◕) "Really... really a standard room?"
The room was pitifully small: a single bed and a bathroom.
Thirty million a night at Noah Manor, and this was the decoration? No one would believe it!
He turned around, and over a hundred Teletubbies were craning their necks, curiously peering into the room.
Jiangnan: (̿▀̿⍸▀̿̿)...
"Hey! Are you sure you don't want to consider sleeping on the street? You're free now..."
Fatty Not Bad shook his head like a rattle. With an army of a hundred thousand outside the door, going out meant death!
So over a hundred Teletubbies, plus Jiangnan and Ye Yuan, all squeezed into a cramped standard room!
Even though the Teletubbies were already stacking like blocks, the bed still wasn't big enough for both Ye Yuan and Jiangnan.
Jiangnan deployed a spatial barrier, turning the perfectly good single bed into a bunk bed.
The night sank like water, lights gradually went out. Jiangnan didn't plan to sleep. Instead, he lay on the spatial barrier and cultivated.
The Teletubbies, on the other hand, slept soundly.
As for Ye Yuan, after laughing his teeth out, he didn't dare speak casually anymore.
Just as Jiangnan was deep in cultivation, a splitting headache hit him. A numbing sensation made it impossible for him to channel his spiritual energy properly.
It felt like all the atoms were vibrating restlessly!
Jiangnan's face darkened. He tried several times to enter a cultivation state but failed. He was starting to get mentally exhausted!
What's going on?
Was Wenge and his group up to something? He remembered that guy had booked ten standard rooms, surrounding Jiangnan's two rooms on all sides—above, below, left, and right!
Jiangnan opened a spatial wormhole, and half his body reached into the next room!
Momo, Xing Cheng, and Olivia were huddled together on the bed, fast asleep.
Ai Jiang was being used as a pillow, lying across the bed with a resigned expression.
Olivia was emitting a faint blue light, seemingly unaffected.
Jiangnan's face darkened. He reached out and poked Olivia.
☻ "Hey~ Wake up! What's going on?"
"Hey, hey! Wake up!"
Olivia was finally poked awake by Jiangnan. She rubbed her sleepy eyes.
(｡⁼̴～ก̀｡) Mm~
She turned around and saw a pitch-black ghostly figure sticking half its body out of the wall!
The figure was completely merged with the darkness of the night, with only a pair of wide-open eyes and a set of white teeth floating in the air visible.
This was Olivia's perspective!