Chapter 1933: Bubblegum That Scores Full Marks in Reading Comprehension?
Wenge used a ton of effort to pull himself off the ceiling, standing there on the ground, his face red as blood!
How could this be? How could he have publicly ripped a fart in front of everyone?
That sudden burst of wildness earlier was too fierce, completely uncontrollable. He didn't even have time to rearrange his atomic structure!
I, the esteemed head of the Wen family, how could I do such a vulgar thing? Damn it!
At this moment, the residents in the dining hall were about to go crazy holding it in!
(´థжథ)σ "Pfft pfft pfft~ Planet Destroyers are also human, huh? They fart too? Not only do they fart, but the force is this strong? What did the stool ever do to deserve this?"
(´-﹏-`;) "Wenge, this guy can't be dealt with. When he's got a fart, he really lets it rip, huh? Everyone's still eating here!"
(O'ω'O) "Ehehe~ I recorded it with my Spirit Camera. I'll send it to my friends and family later!"
Even Yululu and Shayae, who were nearby, were struggling to hold it in too, their shoulders shaking!
After all, that fart was just too powerful!
[From Wenge's Resentment Value +1008!]
Olivia also looked at this scene in disbelief. This... was this accurate?
Ye Yuan seized the opportunity and quickly mocked:
(•̀৺•́◕) "He says! You really let it go, huh? Do you have to be so cooperative?"
Jiangnan: (◕΄◞ิ▿◟ิ‵) "Had too much Antidote? Feeling that wronged, are you?"
Wenge almost ground his teeth to dust. The pants that had ripped open were directly atomically reconstituted!
(ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "So what if I fart? Haven't you guys ever farted? I'll do whatever I want!"
Saying this, Wenge's face was also full of shock and doubt. Just after Jiangnan spoke, he really did rip a fart!
What exactly was going on? Coincidence? Or...
Prison Bird covered his nose, his mouth twitching:
꒰ঌ(̿▀̿ก▀̿̿)໒꒱ "Brother Wenge has great momentum, but my stool, floor, crystal chandelier..."
Wenge black-faced: "I won't short you anything! Atomic Recomposition!"
With a wave of his hand, the shattered stool, floor, and chandelier all returned to their original state!
This skill was just way too convenient!
Wenge, annoyed, plopped down on the stool and took two more sips of Antidote!
Seeing Shayae and Yululu still laughing, Wenge glared at them directly. Who do you think brought me to this situation?
And you still have the nerve to laugh?
Yululu shrank her neck, then immediately slammed the table and glared at Jiangnan!
(◦`口´◦) "Don't get too cocky! It's useless! The face of the Shield Guild is not something you can slap!"
You have no idea how formidable I, Yululu, am. It's only because we're in the Noah Manor! Otherwise, I'd blow you to bits in a minute!
Jiangnan patted his chest, putting on a scared expression!
(◕•́.̫•̀) "Oh my~ You sure are fierce. You almost scared me—tsk—... almost scared me to laughter, ahaha!"
Phew~ Almost died on the spot, damn it!
As soon as he finished speaking, Yululu's expression froze, and she quickly looked down at her chest!
(˶ଵ口ଵ˵)
The next moment!
With a "Boom!", Yululu's generous bosom directly exploded!
The scene was extremely horrifying. The power of the explosion shattered the table!
Bowls and plates flew everywhere, and pink, translucent jelly scattered in all directions!
Splattering all over Jiangnan!
The dining hall fell into a deathly silence. Everyone stared at Yululu's chest in terror!
ﾞ━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ◊Ŏ‧̣̥̇)‼ (•'口'•۶)۶
Holy crap! That... that thing can explode?
˚‧º·(⑉Ծ⌂Ծ⑉)‧º·˚ "Ahhh!!!"
Yululu's scream pierced through the entire dining hall. Her face was blood red!
Holding her chest, she stumbled back two steps, staring at Jiangnan in terror!
(⑉Ծ﹏Ծ)☛ "You you you..."
Jiangnan was also dumbfounded!
Σ(°△°|||) What the hell?
That's not what I meant!
It was fierce! The fierce of 'fierce and violent'! Not the other kind of fierce, damn it!
Does it have to be this ruthless? It really exploded?
Splattered all over my face?
So Jiangnan subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked the jelly stuck to the corner of his mouth!
(•︠～•︡◕) Hmm? This tastes a bit like Little Pudding?
Yululu: !!!
You made me 'fierce explode', and now you're eating it?
[From Yululu's Resentment Value +1008!]
[From Yululu...]
Her body shifted, and she grew another one!
Now, Ye Yuan and Olivia both stared at Jiangnan's mouth in shock!
If it happened once, it might have been coincidence, but twice in a row?
There's no way it's coincidence, damn it!
Wenge and Shayae's faces turned pale!
꒰ঌ(|||⚆﹏⚆)໒꒱ "What's going on? You... can that thing explode? Does the Lumu Clan have a skill like that?"
Yululu blushed:
(ﾉ)`﹏´(ヾ) "Pah! How could we have such a strange skill?"
"I used my body to store the energy from the previous Star Core Engine explosion. Just now, for some reason, the energy stored there suddenly went berserk, and then... then..."
Wenge's face darkened. What exactly was happening? Jiangnan said it, and it really exploded? Same with me just now!
A word becomes reality? How is that possible?
Prison Bird was also stunned by the 'fierce explosion'. Then he said darkly:
꒰ঌ(̿▀̿⍸▀̿̿)໒꒱ "Esteemed guest, please do not carry large-scale lethal weapons on your person. It's very dangerous!"
Yululu was furious:
(◦`~´◦) "What do you mean 'large-scale lethal weapons'? This is built-in! You're telling me not to bring it? Should I take it off and leave it at home?"
"Fine, fine! I won't bring it!"
With that, her body shifted, and in an instant, she went from a woman with a generous bosom to a woman with a narrow bosom!
Now that I don't have it anymore, it can't explode again, right?
Wenge stood up angrily: "Isn't this considered an attack? You should expel Jiangnan!"
"He said Yululu would 'fierce explode', and she did. That's clearly a personal attack! He broke the rules!"
Prison Bird's gaze turned to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan shrugged: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "Eh~ I didn't use my hands, did I? As a gentleman, I always use my mouth, not my hands!"
Prison Bird said seriously:
꒰ঌ(⑉་⍸་⑉)໒꒱ "He didn't use his hands. He didn't break the rules!"
Wenge was furious: (ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "How is that not breaking the rules? You're shielding a criminal!"
Shayae stared at Jiangnan intently. She felt all her hairs standing on end. If he said she would 'fierce explode', would she also...
"No! I feel my personal safety is threatened. As a resident, you should protect my safety!"
"I request that Jiangnan be expelled from Noah Manor! He is a source of danger! This is irresponsible to all residents! It's..."
Jiangnan rolled his eyes:
(◕꒪ั～꒪ั) "Oh, cut the crap! Look at your sorry state! Threaten your safety? Who would even want to look at you?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Shayae's expression froze. Beneath her seat came a long, drawn-out trumpet sound~
Clearly, she didn't know how to fart silently.
At this moment, Shayae had become the center of attention for everyone!
As if that wasn't enough, Shayae's hand uncontrollably reached toward her Source Quality Armor!
Her head slowly lowered, her big eyes filled with terror!
꒰ঌ(๑ŏ﹏ŏ๑)໒꒱ "No no no! I don't want this! There are people here! I..."
But she couldn't control the urge in her heart. It was too late to leave for her room now!
With a scream, Shayae abruptly spread her wings, wrapping herself tightly!
Blocking everyone's view!
Three seconds later, the wings opened again!
Shayae sat on the stool like a stone statue, the trumpet sound still long and drawn out. Her face was even redder than Prison Bird's, the Blood Angel!
She had actually done something so appetizing in the dining hall? Ahhh!
Yululu swallowed her saliva, her face full of terror!
(☍﹏⁰。)
She... she hadn't already seen it, had she?
Jiangnan's mouth twitched!
Damn! In these kinds of situations, the Word Spirit Bubblegum was always surprisingly effective!
Wenge slammed the table: "Look! The evidence is solid! Why aren't you expelling Jiangnan immediately? Just now, Jiangnan said Shayae 'cut the crap, look at your sorry state', and she looked at her sorry state!"
Before he could finish, Shayae panicked!
꒰ঌ(⑉Ծ益Ծ⑉)໒꒱ "Wenge! Shut up! I didn't! I just now didn't! I only spread my wings for a moment!"
I don't want to lose face, you know!
Wenge's mouth was like the waistband of cotton pants—how could he just blurt everything out?
Jiangnan shrugged: ʅ(･´‸･｀)ʃ "Look? She said it herself. She didn't!"
"All her actions were based on her own will! What does that have to do with me?"
Wenge glared: "Bullshit! You must have the power of 'word becomes reality'! Otherwise, how could you say it and it happen?"
"Prison Bird! Are you not going to handle this? Isn't this an attack?"
Prison Bird darkened his face. Even he could see there was something wrong!
꒰ঌ(￢_￢)໒꒱ "Jiangnan! What's going on?"
Jiangnan casually blew a bubble:
(◕꒪ั3꒪ั)◯ "I told you, it has nothing to do with me. I'm following the rules, aren't I? I didn't use my hands, right?"
"The rules don't say I can't talk, do they? If they can, they can talk too. Say whatever they want!"
"Brother Prison Bird? No problem, right?"
Prison Bird rolled his eyes. Just as he was about to speak, his body jolted!
In an instant, his long, crimson hair, eyebrows, eyelashes, beard, body hair, all sorts of hair—including the feathers on his blood-red wings—all fell off at the same time!
It was truly a mess of hair!
In the blink of an eye, Prison Bird felt a coolness all over his body. His originally handsome feathered wings turned into chicken wings, and his bald, blood-red head reflected the light...
He immediately became a Blood Angel with no problems!
He froze in place!
Olivia: (´థжథ)σ Pfft~
Jiangnan's forehead dripped with sweat:
(•́ω•̀٥) "I really didn't mean to. I didn't mean it that way. 'No problem' is an interjection, not an adjective, specifically referring to a kind of disease, you know?"
Don't be so effective in such strange places, damn it!
This Word Spirit Bubblegum scored full marks in reading comprehension too, right?
[From Prison Bird's Resentment Value +1009!]
[From Prison Bird...]
Prison Bird's face turned black. If Lord Noah hadn't instructed him to give special care, he would have grabbed Jiangnan by the scruff of the neck and thrown him out!
He made me 'no problem'?
What the hell is this ability?
乁(Ծ益Ծ⑉)ㄏ "Just shut up, will you? Shut your mouth! Goto! Keep an eye out! Whoever makes a move, eat them as fertilizer!"
With that, he stormed out of the dining hall in anger. I'm just trying to earn some money here, is that too much?
Meanwhile, Jiangnan's face showed a devilish smile as he looked at Shayae!
(΄◞ิ෴◟ิ‵) "Are you guys leaving or not? If you don't leave, then I might..."
Shayae covered her wings and hair in terror, on the verge of tears!
꒰ঌ(´థ口థ)໒꒱ "No no no... I don't want to be 'no problem'! I have problems! Is having problems okay?"