Chapter 145: Old Man, Where's My Knife?
Originally, Jiangnan's fan base had surpassed a million on Weibo because of the nuclear explosion incident!
Not even a few days had passed since the hype died down!
And now he's actually livestreaming?
The livestream room instantly filled with over 50,000 people, and the number was multiplying exponentially!
The comments exploded, flooding the entire screen!
"Nan Shen's fan reporting for duty!"
"Nan Shen's fan reporting for duty!"
"Heard there's a loli?"
"Everyone present is a gentleman (manual funny face)"
"Oh damn! He's really cooking?"
"Pfft hahaha! Nan Shen too strong! Actually livestreaming stewing a loli in an iron pot?"
"You serious? Lolis are so cute! Why would you eat her!"
"Wonder what it tastes like! Wanna try!"
"I beg for a sip of soup!"
"I'll willingly call you the strongest clickbait master! You said stew a loli and you actually did it!"
"I'm freaking blown away! Songjiang Spirit Martial goddess Zhong Yingxue is being used as a gas canister by you?"
"Nan Shen OP!"
...
Jiangnan grinned as he walked over to the iron pot, a kitchen knife in one hand and a potato in the other.
"Not talking?"
The water temperature gradually rose! Ye Ye's little face was flushed red from the heat, her hair dripping wet, only her head sticking out above the water.
"Heh, not telling! I'm a soulless— Mmm..."
Jiangnan shoved the potato straight into her mouth!
Then he threw seasonings into the pot.
Ginger! Potatoes! Cabbage!
Radish! Chili peppers! Little garlic sprouts!
"Still not talking?"
"Pfft pfft! I'm a..."
Salt! Soy sauce! Aged vinegar!
Eggs! Ham! Fresh tripe!
[From Ye Ye's resentment value +1000!]
...
As the water temperature gradually rose, steam filled the air, and a delicious aroma wafted out!
Xia Yao rubbed her stomach, inhaling deeply: "Wow! Smells great~"
Zhong Yingxue giggled: "We haven't had dinner yet! With such a big pot, it'll last us a few days!"
Jiangnan snickered to himself.
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were pretty mischievous too, helping him scare her!
Ye Ye's big eyes were full of terror.
Really... really going to eat me?
Doesn't seem like a joke!
She was actually going to be thrown into a pot and boiled?
The outside world is terrifying!
She was now a little regretful for running away.
Thinking she was about to die, she secretly wiped away tears.
Then, with a face full of indignation, she lowered her head and bit down on a cabbage leaf floating on the water.
If I'm gonna die, I might as well eat first!
Jiangnan: ???
What the hell?
I haven't even eaten yet!
And you're already eating?
Livestream comments:
"Haha! The little loli is adorable! Feel sorry for her!"
"Cruel! Absolutely inhumane! Remember to add more chili! I like spicy food!"
"Nan Shen! Don't boil her! Boil me instead, okay?"
"Strongest vendor Jiang Ironhead! Ruthless hands stewing a loli?"
"Honestly... I'm actually getting hungry watching this!"
"Why does Nan Shen remind me of Grey Wolf boiling Pleasant Goat in the wolf castle?"
"Pfft hahaha! Holy crap Grey Wolf!"
Tao Sheng Yi Jiu: Damn! Jiang Yan Wang! Why are you boiling him? Brothers didn't mean this!
San Jiao Pai: Completely dumbfounded!
Xiao Yu: Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ Can't bear to watch!
Chu Qing: Wow! Jiangnan you crazy!
...
The water temperature kept rising, about to boil!
Ye Ye was getting dizzy from the heat. Suddenly, blue light began to glow from her body!
Then it solidified! Everyone was stunned!
She actually turned into a massive blue crystal egg!
Her whole body curled up inside the egg, completely insulated from the heat!
Jiangnan's eyes widened: "Damn! She can turn into an egg? What kind of beast transformation ability is that? A dinosaur?"
Zhong Yingxue was shocked: "Never seen it before!"
Xia Yao: "Boiled egg?"
Jiangnan swung the kitchen knife and chopped at it! But the eggshell was even harder than scales!
Inside the eggshell, Ye Ye let out a long sigh of relief!
There was still a half-cooked potato in her mouth, which she kept nibbling on!
She was starving after not eating all day!
Jiangnan was furious!
So this whole meal was cooked just for you to eat?
Livestream comments:
"True! Maiden in an egg!"
"Nan Shen! You're done for! (egg pun)"
"As expected! Mom didn't lie to me! Humans hatch from eggs!"
Ye Xingxuan: "Ahhhhhhh! Sis!"
Jiangnan, already irritated, glared: "Your sister!"
Why are you cursing?
This audience has no class!
Ye Xingxuan: "My sister! She's my sister! Stop the fire, dammit!"
Jiangnan pouted: "Xuexue! Crank up the heat!"
Who is this person?
Block! Block!
Ye Xingxuan: !!!
Meanwhile, in the suburbs of Jing Du, inside a 2,000-square-meter villa, a mournful cry rang out!
"No!"
The whole villa was startled!
A tall, lightly dressed Ye Xingxuan suddenly jumped up from the sofa!
Her pretty face was full of urgency!
Many people came out of the villa.
"Xingxuan? What's wrong? Why are you screaming?"
"You almost scared Grandpa Ye to death!"
Ye Xingxuan panicked: "I found little sis!"
Old Master Ye's eyes widened: "What? Where is Xiao Ye?"
Ye father anxiously: "How did you find her?"
Ye mother worried: "How is Xiao Ye? Is she hurt?"
Ye Xingxuan grimaced: "Quick! Open the livestream on Weibo! Save little sis!"
"She's being boiled in an iron pot!"
Ye family members: ???
What the hell?
Being boiled in an iron pot?
They all opened Weibo and entered Jiangnan's livestream!
One look, and the entire Ye family villa exploded!
Comments:
Old Man Ye: "Little brat! Let Xiao Ye go! I am Ye Daotian!"
Ye father: "Stop the fire!"
Ye mother: "Xiao Ye! My Xiao Ye! How did you end up being boiled!"
Jiangnan frowned. Where did this bunch of trolls come from?
"I'm boiling my stuff! What's it to you?"
"Ye Daotian? Pfft! I think you're Ye the Immortal!"
Block! Block!
Old Man Ye exploded!
He stood up abruptly: "Where's my knife! Damn it! Old man, my knife!"
"Who is this kid? Is he this arrogant? I'll chop him up!"
Ye Xingxuan covered her face: "He's from the Dark Night Army! Jiangnan! The one from the Suka nuclear explosion!"
Old Man Ye paused, then fumed: "So what if he's Dark Night? Dark Night can't boil my granddaughter!"
Ye father: "Xiao Ye was always saying she was grown up recently, and she took my Dark Net login card!"
"Because of the nuclear explosion, Jiangnan is on the list. Could it be..."
Old Man Ye roared: "What are you standing around for? Get everyone in the family! Save her!"
In the Ye family group chat, Ye Xingxuan directly sent the video link!
"Urgent! Urgent! Xiao Ye is being boiled in a pot by Jiangnan! Save her!"
So a bunch of people with the surname Ye flooded into the livestream room!
Ye Tianlong: "Brother Jiangnan, let's talk this out! Negotiate! Negotiate! I'm Ye Ye's third uncle!"
Ye Shan: "Please give the Jing Du Ye family some face! Don't boil her! I'm Ye Ye's eldest uncle!"
Ye Xinghe: "I'm her brother! Let my sister go! We'll give you whatever you want!"
Ye Xingchen: "Pft... haha! Sorry, I couldn't help it..."
"Little sis failed at running away from home for the first time, and now she's being boiled in a pot? Wahaha..."
Old Man Ye (new account): "This is our fault. We beg your mercy! I'm Ye Ye's grandfather!"
Comments flooded the screen with a bunch of people surnamed Ye!
Jiangnan finally understood, stunned: "You ran away from home?"
Inside the egg, Ye Ye looked at the scrolling comments, tears streaming down like broken pearls.
"Waaah..."
Jiangnan covered his face!
Some cheeky brothers in the comments were at it too:
"Greetings, father-in-law!"
"Greetings, mother-in-law and big brother-in-law!"
The livestream originally titled "Iron Pot Stewed Loli" had now turned into...
A massive family reunion scene?