Chapter 146 "La! Lala La!"
Zhong Yingxue was stunned. "Could it be the Ye Clan of Jingdu?"
Jiangnan: "What? Xuexue, do you know them?"
Zhong Yingxue nodded. "The Ye Clan is very powerful! They had already established their foothold in Jingdu before the spiritual energy resurgence!"
"After the spiritual energy resurgence, they were even among those who led the era!"
"They have deep heritage and are involved in all walks of life! The Dragon Abyss Dark Night is no exception!"
"There are even some things that can't see the light!"
"Most importantly! The Ye Clan has a Dao Heaven rank powerhouse!"
Jiangnan: !!!
His whole body trembled, and his face turned pale!
Without a second word, he shut off the livestream!
Damn!
That fierce?
Dao Heaven?
That's the top of the top!
Was the person who spoke in the bullet comments just now really Ye Daotian?
Then he looked at Ye Ye, who was crying pitifully in the iron pot!
I actually boiled the granddaughter of a Dao Heaven rank powerhouse?
Panic!
Very panicked!
But he couldn't show weakness!
"Spill it! What's going on? Do you still want to go home?"
Ye Ye finally had her psychological defenses broken by her family and, wronged, told the story!
It turned out that Ye Ye's dream was to become a merciless assassin!
Having learned a full set of skills from her mentor, she felt it was time to take on a mission and prove herself!
So she stole her father's Dark Web login card!
...
Jiangnan was full of helplessness!
Was I playing house with you here or what?
"What about the login card? Hand it over!"
Ye Ye scrunched up her little face. "I hid it in my Stitch keychain..."
Jiangnan went over and searched!
Sure enough, he found something like a USB drive.
Not a complete loss either!
"I'm going to check out what's really going on here. I'll be back soon!"
Zhong Yingxue: "I'll go with you!"
Xia Yao's eyes were full of excitement. "I'm coming too!"
"No! You stay and watch her!"
Xia Yao pouted but still agreed.
They went all the way to an internet cafe and rented a private booth.
Jiangnan plugged the USB drive into the USB port!
He wanted to see what it was all about!
As soon as the USB drive connected, the computer screen went black instantly!
Three seconds later! A large skull appeared on the screen!
Then a dark-toned webpage emerged!
The text on it was automatically translated into Chinese.
It was more like a forum!
And it was real-name registered!
This account belonged to Ye Ye's father, Ye Haitao.
And the first thing Jiangnan saw after logging into the Dark Web was himself on the Black list!
Moreover, he was at the top of the list!
He clicked to take a look!
The prize pool had reached as high as 170 million USD!
The initiator was Andre Benshakalaka!
He threw diamonds worth 70 million USD into the prize pool!
Then, 16 more people successively added money to the pool!
Jiangnan even saw Wei Changsheng, Roff Capone, Xu Xiao, and the others!
And quite a few foreigners!
They pushed the prize pool to 170 million USD!
He shot straight to the top of the Black list!
Jiangnan's information had been downloaded nearly ten thousand times!
That meant whoever got Jiangnan's life would take the money in the prize pool!
"Tsk tsk tsk! 170 million USD? Didn't realize I was worth that much?"
Zhong Yingxue was speechless!
Is this really the time to joke around?
Jiangnan pulled out his phone and snapped a picture of the 17 people who had put money into the prize pool!
No need for words! Time would tell!
Below, there were many discussions targeting Jiangnan!
"Bronze Five Stars? 170 million USD? Isn't that just free money?"
"Let's go!"
"The moment he appeared on the Black list, he was already dead!"
"Making the Black list as a Bronze Five Star, and at the top—he just broke the record!"
"Little trash! I'll kill him in no time! I'm on my way, and his grave is already bought!"
...
Jiangnan was furious. You're giving yourselves airs, huh?
Trying to kill me?
So he frantically replied in the comments section!
"Free money? You're dreaming! Don't you think a stubborn Bronze is worth that much?"
"I'll go after your seventh great-grandfather!"
"How are you so awesome? Don't lower your head, or the water in your brain will spill out..."
"Jiangnan is so handsome! Breaking records is only natural, right?"
"A grave? Did you buy it for yourself? If you're in a hurry to reincarnate, take a plane—it's faster!"
Jiangnan's fingers danced wildly on the keyboard!
He cursed furiously, the more he cursed, the more excited he got!
Heaven gave birth to me, the keyboard warrior!
May the path of cursing be eternal like the long night!
Key, come!
Zhong Yingxue: (￢_￢)
In an instant, the entire Dark Web erupted!
Was anyone on the Dark Web ordinary?
These were all big shots from all sides!
They were dumbfounded by the replies!
They got a full-on scolding!
Jiangnan had only forgotten one thing...
He was using Ye Haitao's account!
Meanwhile, at the Ye Clan villa!
Ye Haitao was organizing people to go to Jiangcheng and bring Ye Ye home.
His phone suddenly rang?
He answered.
"Ye Haitao, have you lost your damn mind?! You'll have no sons born to you! Your whole family is dead meat!"
"Beep beep beep..."
Ye Haitao: ???
The phone rang again!
"How dare you curse my dad! Just you wait! I'm getting on a plane right now to beat you up! Don't run!"
"Beep beep beep..."
Ye Haitao: ???
The phone rang again...
"Taozi! Your account got hacked! You're stirring up a storm on the Dark Web!"
"Fierce! Damn fierce! One man taking on all the major players, arguing with thousands without falling behind! You even dug up their ancestral graves!"
"Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant! In the 20 years since the Dark Web opened, it's never been this lively!"
Ye Haitao: !!!
Damn it!
Jiangnan! You bastard!
[From Ye Haitao: Resentment Value +1000!]
"Does anyone else have a Dark Web account? Log in for me!"
He logged in and took a look!
Below Jiangnan's page, tens of thousands of comments had appeared!
And under every comment, there was a reply from "Ye Haitao"!
It was too ugly to look at—digging up ancestral graves was the mildest!
Ye Haitao panicked. If this kept up, he'd have offended everyone!
If he went out tomorrow, he'd probably be beaten to death!
He quickly explained!
"That 'Ye Haitao' isn't me! My account was hacked!"
As soon as he posted the comment, it was instantly pushed down, and no one saw it...
[From Ye Haitao: Resentment Value +1000!]
"Hurry! Hurry and ban his account!"
"Otherwise, I'm done for!"
...
At Xinxin Internet Cafe, Jiangnan was arguing with the masses, channeling his inner keyboard warrior!
Then he was suddenly forced offline?
Jiangnan raised an eyebrow. "Oh? Banning me? Then no one plays!"
[Skill Triggered! Hacker: Lv0!]
[Skill Points Added: 11100!]
[Skill Upgraded! Hacker (Advanced): Lv0!]
Jiangnan launched a series of god-level operations, entering the source code interface!
At the same time, the entire internet cafe's server collectively crashed, and all computing power was diverted to his machine!
"Damn! My pentakill!"
"I was looting the loot box! What's going on?"
"My Paralysis Ring!"
Zhong Yingxue was dumbfounded. Jiangnan's fingers on the keyboard were moving so fast they left afterimages, a torrent of code flying by!
What... what was he doing?
Meanwhile, at the Dark Web underground service station!
All computer screens lit up with red light, and alarms sounded!
"Damn! Someone's invading the source program! The firewall is down!"
"Hurry! Stop them!"
"Can't! Can't delete it! This person is a master!"
"Hiss—so fierce? Can't stop him! It's over! It's over!"
The next moment, everyone was dumbfounded!
At the Ye Clan villa, Ye Haitao, who had banned his own account, finally breathed a sigh of relief!
He was thinking about calling everyone to explain!
Suddenly, the Dark Web website went blue screen, and then a video popped up!
It started playing automatically!
Ye Haitao's eyes widened in confusion!
What... what the hell was this?
Calabash... Calabash Brothers?
Calabash Brothers? How did Calabash Brothers show up?
The familiar music played through the computer speakers!
"Calabash Brothers~ Calabash Brothers~"
"Seven flowers on one vine~"
"Wind and rain, they don't fear~"
"La~ Lala La~"
Ye Haitao: !!!
What the hell!
Just then, Old Master Ye came into the room. Seeing Ye Haitao, he was furious!
He grabbed his cane and gave Ye Haitao a violent beating!
"My granddaughter is being boiled in a pot by someone, and you don't give a damn!"
"And you're hiding in your room watching Calabash Brothers? Are you even human?"
"I'll beat you to death, you unfilial son!"
Ye Haitao: !!!
[From Ye Haitao: Resentment Value +1000!]
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