# Chapter 144: Iron Pot Stewed Loli! (Bonus!!!)
Jiangnan exploded on the spot!
Being turned into a Jiang coal ball and seen by Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao was bad enough!
And now being taken advantage of by a little loli?
And she even called him "good grandson"?
Ordinary thermal weapons can't do anything to you! But you can't withstand tank shells, right?
"Don't stop me! Watch me blow her away!"
Xia Yao lay on the sofa eating potato chips: "No one's stopping you! Go ahead! Yeah! We're not stopping you!"
Zhong Yingxue tilted her head, holding a lollipop in her mouth...
Jiangnan: (◦`~´◦)
Does it have to be this awkward?
No one's even going to pretend to stop me?
This makes me lose face!
Jiangnan took a deep breath, his eyes wide with anger, and let out the harshest words ever!
"Hmph! Starve to death then!"
Ye Ye made a face at him: Neigh neigh neigh~
The three returned to the living room, Jiangnan's face full of worry!
Couldn't kill her!
Who knows where this girl came from?
An assassin?
Sending such a rookie assassin to kill me?
The enemy's head must have been kicked by a donkey!
Zhong Yingxue: "Are you sure we don't need to notify the Dark Night Army? Lately I've been feeling something's off!"
Jiangnan helplessly: "Already notified Shanmao. She's not responding to me!"
Xia Yao was excited: "Could it be because of the nuclear explosion, you got on some bounty list? And then underground organizations are sending assassins to take your dog life?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "You think this is a movie?"
"Who knows what's going on? The little girl won't talk either, and I'm totally confused!"
"Damn, I still need to find a way to pry her mouth open!"
Drug her? Detoxifying Soybean? Chives?
No, no! Too cruel!
After all, Ye Ye is still young, letting her know the evils of society in advance...
Might make her lose her love for this world...
The next day, Jiangnan on his way to school couldn't help but feel puzzled.
Hey, the detection ability of the Black Garlic was still active, yet he didn't notice anything unusual!
No one was disguised and following him anymore, which made Jiangnan a bit uncomfortable!
Did they back off?
Or was this the calm before the storm?
Jiangnan, who was training the new recruits, was also absent-minded, often zoning out!
But they didn't dare slack off, looking at Jiangnan with reverence!
The flying duel two days ago taught them how powerful Jiangnan was!
Yesterday's blood donation made them understand even more!
Jiang Yan Wang was definitely a BOSS-level existence with 1000+ HP!
These little noobs who hadn't left the newbie village shouldn't court death!
Jiangnan: "Liu Tao, step forward!"
"Reporting, Jiang Yan Wang... no no no, Instructor Jiang!" Liu Tao's face instantly turned pale.
Jiangnan didn't mind: "How do you get a girl to open up and share her heart with me?"
Liu Tao was stunned!
Holy shit?
What's going on?
Jiang Yan Wang has been absent-minded all morning, does he have a crush?
And she's not reciprocating?
Unrequited love?
Tsk tsk tsk!
Even you, God Nan, have this day!
The new recruits also perked up!
Liu Tao comforted: "Instructor Jiang! As someone who's been through it, I have to advise you!"
"What you can't get is always the best!"
Jiangnan: ???
What do you mean "been through it"? What?
You've also been assassinated and interrogated?
What you can't get is always the best?
Why! I'm just going for information!
Others chimed in!
"Taozi, stop it!"
"Instructor Jiang! Don't listen to him! You need to give her care, give her love!"
"Passionate love like fire!"
Jiangnan lit up: "Oh? Passionate like fire?"
"Right right right! Passionate like fire!"
"It needs to be burning! Intense! Like boiling water!"
Jiangnan pondered: "Burning love? Like boiling water?"
"Right! Wrap her in love! Let her feel your sincerity!"
"That will surely make her open her heart!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: "Great idea! Learned, learned! I'll try it when I get home!"
The girls hearing this rolled their eyes!
What kind of nonsense was that!
A bunch of straight men!
If a girl doesn't like someone, even his breathing will be called scumbag behavior!
Poor Instructor Jiang...
Jiangnan was secretly excited! Watch me use burning-hot love to open your locked heart when I get home!
After school!
Jiangnan excitedly: "Big Wolfie, Xuexue! You go home first! I've figured out a way!"
Xia Yao was stunned: "What way? Feed her Hey Black Garlic? Turn her into a little black girl?"
Zhong Yingxue: "Not going to feed her Dali potion, are you?"
Jiangnan pouted: "How could I be so cruel? Wait for my good news!"
As he spoke, he teleported away, leaving Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao looking at each other!
An hour later!
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao were already waiting for Jiangnan in the basement!
Ye Ye still wasn't talking, maintaining her beast form, looking fierce like a baby!
But her face was already pale from hunger!
The next moment, Jiangnan suddenly appeared in the basement!
Grinning: "Really not talking?"
Ye Ye pouted: "Hmph! How can you talk to your elder like that? Don't you know to respect the old and love the young?"
Jiangnan: O(▼皿▼メ;)O
This joke isn't over yet, is it?
"Fine! Just you wait!"
Jiangnan opened his Alternate Dimension!
Under Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao's astonished gazes, he carried out a big iron pot and set it up!
Poured a ton of water into it!
"Xuexue! Bring it to a roaring boil!"
Zhong Yingxue: ???
You think I'm a gas tank?
[From Zhong Yingxue's Resentment Value +333!]
Xia Yao was shocked: "Xiao Nan? What are you doing?"
Ye Ye said arrogantly: "Trying to make me good food? Bribe me to talk? No way!"
"I'm an emotionless killer! I have professional integrity!"
"But I can help you taste if it's good..."
Jiangnan grinned: "Right! I am making good food!"
Zhong Yingxue didn't understand but still lit her hands on fire!
Two thick pillars of flame sprayed directly onto the bottom of the pot!
Jiangnan grinned, walked over, and untied Ye Ye from the cement pillar, tying her into a dumpling again!
Then he hoisted her up!
The little girl sensed something wrong and struggled: "You... what are you doing? I..."
"Plop!"
Then Ye Ye was thrown into the pot!
Zhong Yingxue was dumbfounded: "You're going to boil her?"
Xia Yao was stunned: "And you call us cruel? How can you say that?"
"Directly cooking her in a pot?"
Jiangnan clapped his hands: "Today someone told me! If you want a girl to open her heart to you!"
"You must use passionate love like fire! Like boiling water, wrap her and melt her!"
"I think it makes a lot of sense! If you want a girl to open her heart to you, you have to cook her in a pot!"
The passionate fire is there!
The iron pot is there!
Boiling water is almost ready!
The person is in the pot!
No problem!
Xia Yao said darkly: "Hey hey hey! Did you misunderstand something?"
"This... how is this the same?"
Zhong Yingxue covered her face! These are two completely different things, okay?
Wanting a girl to open her heart to you!
Who the hell cooks her in a pot!
What kind of bizarre train of thought is this?
Jiangnan set up his phone stand, smiling brightly!
Directly opened a Weibo live stream!
Live room title:
Iron Pot Stewed Loli! Person in the pot! Water about to boil!
Give me big fire!
The live room flooded with people, Weibo instantly exploded!
Ye Ye's face scrunched up!!!
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[From Ye Ye's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Ye Ye's Resentment Value +1000!]
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