# Chapter 1258: Was That Really Going All Out?
Qian Benying was furious. She could even transfer the damage?
"I don't believe you can do this!"
"Watch me poke your eyes out!" ×2
As she spoke, she raised two fingers and jabbed them fiercely toward her own eyes!
To mess with Jiangnan, Qian Benying was willing to go all out!
Even if it meant harming herself a thousand to injure the enemy a thousand, she was willing!
And Jiangnan, equally uncontrollable, made the same motion as Qian Benying!
He raised his hand to poke his own eyes!
But then the Space Wormhole opened again!
With two "puchi" sounds, Qian Benying's fingers stabbed straight into her own eyes, causing her to cry from the pain!
(✽*益*)!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan's two fingers were transferred through the Space Wormhole to right under Qian Benying's nose!
Both hands thrust deeply into her nostrils!
"Eeek—let go! Let go! You're cheating!" ×2
"I'm the one getting poked, so why are you screaming along?" ×2
Jiangnan glared. You think I want to scream?
I'm screaming because *you're* screaming!
[From Qian Benying's resentment value +1000!]
[From...]
In pain, Qian Benying quickly withdrew her fingers, feeling that her nostrils had been stretched wide!
This wasn't "self-harm a thousand, harm the enemy a thousand" at all!
It was clearly: the enemy wasn't harmed, but self-harm was two thousand!
Jiangnan only had a bruised eye socket, but his eyes had almost been poked blind!
Jiangnan looked smug.
Come on! Father-son mutual harm? I have wormholes, so who's afraid of you?
Qian Benying was furious.
(*ᵒ̌口ᵒ̌) "Daddy!"
Jiangnan: (≖口≖ꐦ) "Daddy!"
(*︶ꇴ︶)↓↓(ಡꇴಡꐦ)
"Awww, good son!" ×2
Qian Benying stomped her feet. Why did she still feel like she was losing?
The next moment, her eyes lit up. They say a man's knees are made of gold!
Today, I'll make you kneel to me, and we'll see if you can still laugh!
Qian Benying faced Jiangnan directly, and without a word, *thump*—she dropped to her knees!
Jiangnan also knelt!
The two knelt facing each other!
Jiangnan ground his teeth. Damn you, Ladouying, you want to play this game?
Qian Benying's eyes sparkled with excitement: "Let's see how you resist! I won't just kneel, I'll also..."
As she spoke, she suddenly propped herself on the ground and started banging her head against the cannon barrel!
A loud "clang" rang out!
She even gave herself a big red bump on her forehead!
But Jiangnan, unable to predict Qian Benying's actions in advance to counter, also smashed his head against the cannon barrel!
"Clang!"
At this moment, Yao Hong and Alice were staring blankly at the scene!
The two were kneeling opposite each other, frantically knocking their heads on the ground!
_|￣|○○|￣|_
Were they bowing for a wedding?
Two more knocks and they'd be in the bridal chamber?
What the hell were you two doing?
Yao Hong had already pulled out her phone to secretly take photos.
(￢.̫￢)っ[]✧
After all, this kind of iconic scene was rare!
Qian Benying looked up, blood pouring down her forehead, but she was grinning with excitement.
Seeing that Jiangnan also had a big red bump on his head,
(∗❛ั།།ㅂ།❛ั)☛☚(ᵒ̌།།ㅂ།ᵒ̌ꐦ)
"Ha! You kowtowed to me!" ×2
Jiangnan's face darkened. But didn't you also kowtow to me?
And it was mutual kowtowing! No one gained any advantage here, okay?
Seeing that Jiangnan was still mimicking her words, Qian Benying felt that she wasn't profiting enough.
So she glared viciously and started kowtowing frantically at Jiangnan!
But this time, Jiangnan had anticipated it. How could he fall for it again?
He opened a Space Wormhole right on the cannon barrel. Qian Benying's head hit the barrel,
And Jiangnan's head hit the back of Qian Benying's head!
A pincer attack! Qian Benying felt like her brain had been scrambled into paste!
"No no no! Still losing!" ×2
Qian Benying abruptly stood up to make another move,
But Jiangnan shot out countless Spiritual Silk threads plus Void Chains,
Binding Qian Benying tightly to prevent her from doing anything too reckless.
Qian Benying looked unwilling.
(*ᵒ̴̶̷᷅益ᵒ̴̶̷᷄) "You think you can trap me? Hmph!"
With that, she teleported away, and while running, she still reached into her clothes to scratch!
Jiangnan panicked. Who knew what crazy thing Ladouying would do next?
He had to keep up!
So he quickly teleported in pursuit!
One teleport for Qian Benying was equal to ten of Jiangnan's!
High in the sky, seeing Jiangnan chasing her,
Qian Benying grinned mischievously.
(*ಡٹಡ) "Just now I almost had my skirt exposed on the street? You're not getting away either! Let's see what you do!" ×2
With that, she grabbed her pleated skirt!
And tore it!
With a "riiiip" sound!
Jiangnan's shorts were shredded!
And so were Qian Benying's!
Jiangnan: ꉂꉂ(꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ◦) Pfft—
To get revenge on me, do you have to go to such extremes?
Even though I'm exposed too, you've been completely seen by me as well!
But why did I feel like I was the one winning?
The next second, a nosebleed uncontrollably streamed down. Even the Small Whip couldn't stop it!
Qian Benying's face turned blood red, and she finally snapped out of her heated state a little.
She quickly took a new skirt from her Alternate Dimension and put it on!
Jiangnan wasn't so lucky. He hurriedly condensed Glazed Armor to cover his vital parts!
Qian Benying ground her teeth. This works too? He has armor?
Can nothing stop him?
Racking her brains, Qian Benying suddenly thought of something. She held up her index and middle fingers,
With a sinister smile.
(*ಡ෴ಡ)
"Your Space Wormhole has a maximum range. As long as I'm beyond that range, you can't poke me!"
"You can only be poked. Let's see how you dodge this time! Wait to be poked! Hehehe~"
Jiangnan: (ʘ̆ωʘ̥̆‖) ???
Poke *where*? How exactly are you going to poke?
Jiangnan suddenly had a terrible feeling!
Qian Benying laughed wickedly: (*՞ꇴ՞) "That's right! Just what you're thinking! I'm willing to go all out! What, scared?"
"Scared? Then tell me how to stop the itching, and give me that Dao Heaven rank Spirit Pearl as compensation for mental anguish, and I'll let you off!"
"Otherwise..."
As she spoke, Qian Benying's fingers made an upward poking motion!
At that moment, Jiangnan seized the opportunity and immediately exchanged a Paralysis Ring from the system!
Using the upward poking motion of his finger, he adjusted his position via teleportation and quickly slipped the ring onto his middle finger!
In an instant, Jiangnan's middle finger turned golden!
The next moment, the Wormhole opened again!
That golden middle finger thrust straight into Qian Benying's mouth!
The paralysis effect activated!
(๐˃̶皿˂̶๐) "Eeek—"
An intense, numbing sensation spread through her. Qian Benying was paralyzed and couldn't move, her pretty face twisted in pain!
And Jiangnan made the same motion as Qian Benying!
In the next second, the two clung together and plummeted toward the ground!
Qian Benying: !!!
What the hell was this? If she couldn't move, she couldn't control Jiangnan!
She couldn't scratch the itch either!
Damn it, he'd finally found his chance!
How infuriating!
[From Qian Benying's resentment value +1001!]
Although Jiangnan was also immobile due to the synchronization, he could still teleport!
He forcibly teleported them both back onto the cannon barrel!
Using Spiritual Silk, he bound himself and Qian Benying tightly together, wrapping them like a zongzi!
On the cannon barrel, everyone stared dumbfounded at the two.
What kind of pose was this? Quite unique, huh?
Qian Benying bit Jiangnan's hand, and Jiangnan bit hers in return.
The two glared at each other tactically, twitching nonstop.
[From Qian Benying...]
Only when Qian Benying's half hour was up did Jiangnan find that he could move again!
He finally understood how the Twin Lollipop worked!
Both had to eat it for the effect to trigger!
Whoever ate the Red Sun would take the initiative first!
The Blue Moon would synchronize the Red Sun's actions!
After half an hour, it reversed, with the Blue Moon taking the lead?
That was the side effect?
No matter which color lollipop you ate, you'd be synchronized for half an hour?
Total 60 minutes?
Jiangnan covered his face. How damn troublesome!
Wait! If used properly? During the half hour when I'm in control, couldn't I just kill the opponent?
Then I wouldn't have to be controlled, right?
Or would that also kill me?
What would happen if he ate both lollipops at the same time?
In an instant, countless questions flooded Jiangnan's mind.
He'd have to research it slowly later. If used well, it would be a powerful tool!
But if he couldn't figure it out, he'd be the one getting screwed to death!
Looking down at the paralyzed Qian Benying,
Qian Benying was completely panicked. Jiangnan was no longer under control?
Damn! What was she supposed to do now?
She was completely captured and still paralyzed!
Jiangnan could kill her whenever he wanted!
And there were two Dao Heaven experts nearby. Wasn't she dead meat?
Seeing Jiangnan's sinister smile, Qian Benying struggled desperately.
(*ᵒ̴̶̷̥́～ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀) "No... don't hurt me! I didn't mean to! Please!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes.
(꒪ͦ～꒪ͦꐦ) "Not on purpose? You sure enjoyed banging your head just now, huh?"
He rubbed the big bump on his head, one eye socket still bruised.
"Since you ate the lollipop I gave you, I'll spare your life."
Qian Benying's eyes widened. Could Jiangnan really be that kind?
Not forcing her to write IOUs, not robbing her, not torturing her?
Something's wrong!
Jiangnan's eyes darted around, and he coughed lightly.
"Temporary truce, okay? You wanted that Space Spirit Pearl, right?"
"So... want to cooperate? I'll give you what you want."
A Star Glory rank space-type combatant was not to be wasted, right?
Qian Benying's eyes lit up at that.
He was going to give her the Spirit Pearl?
Jiangnan: "If you agree, lick my finger once. If you don't agree, lick it twice."
"Then I'll cut your throat."
Qian Benying: ???
What's the difference between those two options?
You just want me to lick your finger!