Chapter 1257: Don't Copy What I Say
Qianbenying, who could finally move, couldn't hold back any longer!
She sprang up from the ground with a carp leap and shouted at the sky!
٩(๐˃̶口˂̶)۶ "Ah yah yah yah~ It's itching me to death!"
Frantically scratching her face, Qianbenying ripped off her little vest and threw it away!
Finally able to scratch, how could she hold back at this moment?
Both hands started scratching wildly, even creating afterimages!
Liuhua's eyes widened in horror!
(☍﹏⁰。)
Sakura-chan had been holding it in this badly?
Starting in broad daylight... sheesh~
(‖థ口థ) "Hurry up and help me! I don't have enough hands, scratch me quickly!"
Liuhua: (๑•̌口•̑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Uh, this?
She wanted me to help too?
But seeing Sakura-chan so frantic, how could Liuhua bear to refuse?
Tremblingly, she reached out her hand and started scratching Qianbenying's itch!
Meanwhile, Qianbenying's other hand was scratching nonstop inside her skirt!
A look of pure bliss on her face!
°˖✧(ૢ⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴)✧˖ "Ah~ comfortable!"
Liuhua stared with wide eyes!
(｡˘•﹏•˘) "It's... it's already come to this? If... if it's really that bad, you should just go find a man!"
Qianbenying ground her teeth!
(ꐦᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌) "No way! This doesn't quench the thirst at all! I have to go find Nanren, ahhh!"
Scratching like this didn't relieve the itch at all! The more she scratched, the itchier it got!
Qianbenying's eyes turned red!
She grabbed a fruit knife from the table, a look of utter determination on her face, and made as if to chop!
(ʘ̆皿ʘ̥̆ꐦ)՞ "I don't want it anymore, dammit!"
Liuhua's face turned pale. She rushed over and hugged Qianbenying tightly!
٩(๑ŏ口ŏ)۶ "Sakura-chan! You can't cut it off! Once it's gone, it's gone!"
Qianbenying was driven mad by the itch: "It's just two ounces of meat! I don't want it anymore!"
She swung the knife down, and Liuhua quickly grabbed a fruit plate to block the falling blade!
"Sakura-chan, calm down! There wasn't much there to begin with! What if it doesn't grow back after you cut it off?"
Qianbenying: ???
What do you mean, "wasn't much there to begin with"?
Kusooo!
"You get away! Don't stop me!"
...
Meanwhile, inside the RV!
Jiangnan, who had been lying on the bed a moment ago, suddenly shot his eyes wide open!
He felt that his body movements were completely out of his control!
He leaped up from the bed with a carp leap and shouted at the sky!
٩(ˀ̣ˀ̣꒪口꒪)۶ "Ah yah yah yah~ It's itching me to death!"
This sudden outburst from Jiangnan made Yao Hong, Craig, and the others jump in fright!
What's going on? What was Jiangnan yelling about? Had someone done something to him?
Before everyone could rush into the RV to check,
Jiangnan charged forward and slammed into the RV wall, smashing a man-shaped hole through the carriage!
He had burst right out of the RV!
Everyone stared in horror at the hole in the RV, gasping in shock!
━=͟͟͞͞(Ŏ꒨Ŏ‧̣̥̇)
Was Nan Shen messing around or what?
They saw Jiangnan grab his own half-sleeve shirt, and with a "riiiip," he tore it off and tossed it aside!
Then both hands started frantically scratching his chest, leaving red marks!
This scene shocked everyone for a hundred years!
"(ºДº*) Nan... Nan Shen is so hot!
Meilin, watching Jiangnan's chiseled physique from the side, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, her eyes sparkling!
(◞✧﹃✧◟)
Craig: (≖_≖◟)
Jiangnan, with a look of urgency, immediately said to Alice!
(‧̣̥̇͡ʘД͡ʘ) "Hurry up and help me! I don't have enough hands, scratch me quickly!"
Alice was completely confused and pointed at her own nose!
ᕦ(•︠～•︡) "You... you want me to help?"
But seeing Jiangnan so anxious, Alice didn't dare to delay!
She quickly moved closer to Jiangnan, blushing shyly as she reached out both hands and pressed them on his right chest.
(˃᷄﹏˂᷅۶)۶(･ˇ⌓ˇ･ˀ̣ˀ̣)
"Is... is this right?"
Jiangnan's face darkened! It wasn't me who said that!
I didn't ask you to come over, geez!
What the hell is going on? Was I being controlled?
Itching? Hiss—was it that Twin Lollipop I gave to Qianbenying?
Did she eat it?
I ate the Red Sun last night, and Qianbenying just ate the Blue Moon?
So when both candies are eaten, they start to take effect?
So now I'm syncing with Qianbenying's movements?
Damnit!
Even a seasoned thief gets caught eventually!
I ended up digging my own grave!
Jiangnan couldn't even speak now; he was completely syncing with Qianbenying's current actions!
Alice was giving Jiangnan a spa treatment!
Meanwhile, Jiangnan's other hand suddenly reached downward!
Jiangnan: !!!
Ladou Ying! You wouldn't be...
Jiangnan shoved his hand straight into his pants and started scratching wildly!
With a look of utter bliss on his face!
(‖꒦ິㅂ꒦ີ) "Ah~ comfortable!"
At that moment, everyone was staring at Jiangnan like he was a total pervert!
Pulling a hand down your pants in public, seriously?
What exactly is your hand doing in there?
Yao Hong blushed, quickly turned her head away, and covered Mila and Lan's eyes!
"Kids can't look at this! Be good! Don't watch!"
Una and Emma looked at Jiangnan with disappointment.
ᥬ(･᷄～･᷅)᭄(O･᷄~･᷅)
The master would rather handle it himself than come to us?
Craig quickly covered Meilin's eyes!
"Ahem—try to be a little more discreet... ah—"
Before he finished, Meilin zapped Craig with a high-voltage shock!
(◞✧益✧◟) "Get lost! Don't block my view of the show!"
Jiangnan's face turned red. Ladou Ying, you're not doing anything good either, are you?
Why did I start syncing with Qianbenying's movements directly?
Before Jiangnan could figure it out,
(;´༎ຶ皿༎ຶ`) "No way! This doesn't quench the thirst at all! I have to go find a man! Ahhh!"
When this came out, everyone stared at Jiangnan in shock!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪ᗜ꒪‧̣̥̇)
Wow! So Nan Shen actually has hobbies like this?
Yao Hong was shocked—no wonder Jiangnan didn't make a move on her back then and even put her clothes back on. So he was completely uninterested?
Una and Emma were utterly stunned—so this was the master's true hobby?
Alice looked dejected!
(๑ớ～ờ)ھ "Eh? I... I'm not good enough? I can do better! How about we try again?"
Daimon cleared his throat and stepped forward!
(꜀꜄⌯͒Ⱉ⌯͒꜂)ﾉ "Nan Shen? What about me? Want to make do with me for now?"
Jiangnan: (͡ʘཀ͡ʘ) Gag—
I'm not looking for a man! It's Qianbenying who wants to!
Not me!
Heavens! How do I undo this sync?
Just then, Jiangnan grabbed his own chest, pulling it up high!
It turned blue from the pinch, and it hurt so much that Jiangnan ground his teeth!
This is my damn pectoral muscle!
You can't pull it that high! Stop it!
Then he raised his hand high: "I don't want it anymore, dammit!"
Everyone heard this, their faces filled with horror!
Yao Hong swallowed a mouthful of saliva!
(ŏ﹏ŏ๑) "You... you don't want what anymore?"
Jiangnan: (งཀ益ཀ)ง "It's just two ounces of meat! I don't want it anymore!"
Yao Hong: ꉂꉂ(꒪ͦε꒪ͦ) Pfft—
Just... just don't want it?
"Miss"? Have you had enough of being Nan Shen and want to become a goddess instead?
Jiangnan roared: "You get away! Don't stop me!"
Everyone's expressions stiffened. What kind of act was Nan Shen putting on?
Daimon couldn't help but say: (꜀꜄מּ_מּ꜂) "Um... Nan Shen? No one's stopping you!"
Yao Hong glared: (∗❛ั～❛ั) "What do you know? When he says that, it means he wants someone to stop him!"
Then she turned her gaze to Jiangnan!
(๑◔～◔ิ๑) "Maybe... we should stop him?"
Jiangnan's face darkened. I should never have eaten that stupid lollipop!
And then, Jiangnan made a motion of putting on clothes out of thin air!
"I'll go find him right now! I'll fight him to the death!"
He raised both hands to the sky, as if about to take flight!
٩(꒪口꒪)و••••••
But he didn't fly!
An awkward silence filled the air!
Had Nan Shen caught some terrible disease? Was this karma for all his bad deeds?
Three seconds later, a furious Qianbenying suddenly appeared in front of Jiangnan!
The two locked eyes, both equally angry!
(*థ益థ)↓↓↓(꒦ິ益꒦ີꐦ)
"Tell me! Did you poison the shorts and the vest?" ×2
"And what kind of lollipop did you give me? Why did I... tsk—" ×2
"Don't copy what I say! I'm asking you a question!" ×2
Jiangnan and Qianbenying spoke at the exact same time, with identical words and tone!
Not even a millisecond difference!
Qianbenying fumed: "Still copying? Are you a child or what?" ×2
(*°᷄皿°᷅)✧(•̀皿•́ꐦ)
Jiangnan synced exactly.
At this moment, Yao Hong, Craig, and the others were completely dumbfounded!
What the hell were these two doing?
It was like watching someone look in a mirror!
Suddenly, Qianbenying had a realization.
Earlier, Jiangnan was controlling me? So now it's my turn to control him?
She tentatively said,
(๑•̌д•̑) "Jiangnan is a little dog?"
Jiangnan glared: (ꐦᵒ̌дᵒ̌ꐦ) "Jiangnan is a little dog..."
In an instant, a devilish grin spread across Qianbenying's face!
(*◞ิ▿◟ิ)✧(◞ิ.̫◟ิ‧̣̥̇)
"So you've finally fallen into my hands, Jiangnan! You messed with me, huh? Watch me mess you up!" ×2
"I'm going to get back at you for all the grudges from before!" ×2
Every word Qianbenying said, Jiangnan had to follow!
As she spoke, she clenched her fist and punched herself hard in the eye!
"Bang!"
One punch—and Qianbenying put some force into it, managing to bruise her own eye socket!
Jiangnan, caught off guard, also bruised his own eye socket!
(*◉﹏థ)ᕤᕦ(ʘ̥̆﹏◉ꐦ)
Una and Emma were stunned. What were these two doing?
Qianbenying was overjoyed. When did she ever have the chance to bruise Jiangnan's eye socket?
Even though she'd be bruised too, it was still a win!
I might lose a lot, but you can't gain either!
Jiangnan's face darkened. So Ladou Ying finally got her chance?
If you keep this up, I'm going to get tortured to death!
Seeing her chance, Qianbenying raised her fist again to punch her own eye!
Jiangnan did the same, but this time, he opened a spatial wormhole right in front of his own eye!
The other end opened in front of Qianbenying's eye!
"Bang! Bang!"
Two fists—one big, one small—both landed on Qianbenying's face!
Her head snapped back, and both her eye sockets turned black and blue!
Jiangnan only had one black eye!
(*◉口◉)ᕤᕦ(ಡᗜ◉ꐦ)
Qianbenying: ???
"You can't do that! Ahhh! I'm so mad!" ×2
Jiangnan gave her a provocative look!
Go ahead and try again? Let's see who comes out on top!