Chapter 1259: I'm Asking You, Does It Work or Not?! (Bonus Chapter)
Although he was angry in his heart, he still timidly licked it, and then Jiangnan pulled his finger out of Qian Benying's mouth!
Qian Benying immediately got up, and couldn't help but stick both hands into her clothes to scratch!
(๐･᷄～･᷅) "Cooperation is cooperation, but can you at least detoxify me? I'm going crazy here!"
Watching Qian Benying scratch wildly, Jiangnan's eyes twitched!
Can you at least be a little more discreet?
Jiangnan cleared his throat: (๑¯᷄ก¯᷅) "There... there's no antidote. It'll itch for three days! After three days, it'll get better on its own!"
Qian Benying's eyes widened: (ʘ̆口ʘ̥̆‖) "Huh? Itch for three days? Why don't you just go die?! I'll just..."
Angry, Qian Benying raised her hand to choke Jiangnan!
But Jiangnan raised his golden finger, and Qian Benying's movement froze, her eyes dodging, and she immediately chickened out!
(๑◔3◔ิ๑) "I-isn't there any other way?"
Jiangnan rested his chin on his hand: "It's not like there's no way. If you just peel off the skin, it should be fine!"
Qian Benying: ???
What? Peel... peel off the skin?
Imagining the scene, Qian Benying shivered violently!
Forget it, then!
(๑･᷅◡･᷄) "You promised me that Dao Heaven-grade spirit pearl. You can't go back on your word. I can't work for you for nothing!"
Jiangnan glared: "You're pretty, but you're thinking pretty big too, huh? Wanting a Dao Heaven-grade one? Dream on!"
"That's for me to use. I have something else for you!"
But Qian Benying got anxious!
(งᵒ̌口ᵒ̌)ง "What's a lousy Platinum like you going to do with a Dao Heaven-grade spirit pearl? Isn't that a waste?"
"I'm already Starlight. That one would be perfect for me!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: (꒪ัд꒪ั*) "How is it a waste? My Platinum skill is absorbing Starlight-grade space-type spirit pearls, you know?"
"Is it too much for a Diamond to absorb a Dao Heaven-grade pearl? Not at all!"
Qian Benying's eyes went wide, and her jaw crashed down onto the cannon barrel!
∑(°口°๑)
Is this for real?
Platinum using Starlight-grade pearls? Diamond using Dao Heaven-grade ones?
Damn! Is this not too luxurious?
I used Gold-grade pearls at Diamond level, and I only exchanged them with the higher-ups after doing a ton of missions!
But Jiangnan...
Comparing people only makes you mad!
Suddenly I feel like I've been living so poorly!
Qian Benying's eyes started rolling slyly!
She stepped forward and hugged Jiangnan's arm tightly, pressing close!
(*ಡㅂಡ)(•︠～•︡O)
"Hey~ I'll sell you that silly old man as my lackey. He's Dao Heaven-grade, you know? Pretty capable! How about selling me that Dao Heaven-grade pearl?"
(•‾︵‾•) Miyazaki politely: Your mom?
Jiangnan flicked Qian Benying's forehead: "No way! What use is a useless Watt Dao Heaven? He follows you, and you work for me, so he's still serving me anyway?"
"Don't think about those pointless things! Just do your job well!"
Qian Benying covered her head, sulking!
[From Ruiya's resentment value+1001!]
[From Ruiya...]
Jiangnan shuddered: "Oh? Here it comes?"
......
Meanwhile, high in the sky, Ruiya's hands were clapping so fast they left afterimages!
She frantically slapped the middle of her chest, her eyes full of fury, turning it red!
(ง꒦ິ口꒦ີ)ง "Ahhh~ So itchy! How did this happen? Human bodies are such a hassle!"
Ruiya's eyes were red from itching, and she directly pulled out that "Origin Stone"!
She found that there was absolutely no sense of sacred inviolability anymore!
Not to mention any energy fluctuations; it was just an ordinary blue gem!
Ruiya: ???
Panicked, she widened her eyes and quickly inspected it!
(。ớ口ờ) "I-it's not the Origin Stone? I clearly saw... Ahhh!"
Enraged, she crushed the blue gem!
Had she been tricked by Jiangnan? Bought a fake from the stall and been cheated out of a Dao Heaven-grade spirit pearl?
That was the reward given to her by the Holy Envoy!
[From Ruiya's resentment value+1000!]
Furious, she wanted to go and take revenge on Jiangnan, but her hands and chest were unbearably itchy!
So she quickly detached from Bai Banwei's body!
Bai Banwei's appearance returned to normal as she breathed, and her suppressed consciousness awakened!
(๑•̌ᴗ.•̑) "Oh? Sister Ruiya? Is the mission done? Why are you... Ahhh~"
As soon as Bai Banwei's consciousness awoke, an intense itch spread over her hands and chest!
She almost went crazy!
Due to sensory connectivity!
Bai Banwei's consciousness connected to the main body, which then transmitted to the lower ones!
Countless Weisi started itching, frantically scratching their chests!
[From Weiwei'an's resentment value+1000!]
[From Weiwei'an...]
For a moment, resentment values streamed in like afterimages!
(๑˃᷄益.˂᷅) "Sister Ruiya? What's going on? How did this happen?"
Ruiya said angrily: (ꐦ°᷄益°᷅) "I was tricked by Jiangnan! He swindled me out of my spirit pearl! And then poisoned the gem! I'm so mad!"
"I couldn't stand the itching, so I detached!"
Bai Banwei: !!!
"Jiangnan? No wonder you got tricked! I've been tricked by him too! And more than once!"
Ruiya's eyes sparkled: (๑⁰꒨⁰) "Oh? You've been tricked by him too?"
At that moment, she felt like she had found a kindred spirit!
Bai Banwei gritted her teeth: (๑•̀益•́)و "More than that! Several of my clones attacked him with suicide charges and still couldn't take him down! The Heaven Slaughter Project's Western Frontier line was a complete failure because of Jiangnan!"
"Sister Ruiya, you're innocent by nature! But society is simple; the complicated thing is the Southern Man!"
"Don't believe a single word Jiangnan says. Just complete your mission and don't have too much interaction with him!"
"Knowing his style, he's probably already set up a net and is just waiting for you to go for revenge!"
Ruiya's eyes widened: (｡･ˇ口ˇ･｡) "I-is it really that scary?"
Bai Banwei nodded solemnly: "The mission Holy Envoy assigned this time is very important; there can't be any mistakes! Think it over yourself!"
"I'm dying of itchiness! I can't take it anymore. Come find me and swap for another one when you get back!"
"I'm going to go die first! Tsk, so annoying!"
With that, she directly self-destructed, letting out a bang!
Ruiya looked annoyed, but she had been cheated out of her treasure just like that?
I can't accept this!
But Weiwei'an's warning still echoed in her ears, making Ruiya hesitate!
Even if she wanted to take revenge on Jiangnan, she had no body to use!
So she could only dejectedly go get a new Bai Banwei...
[From Ruiya...]
Jiangnan, meanwhile, stared in astonishment at the thousand-plus resentment value messages from Weiwei'an!
Why was Weiwei'an sending him so many?
Had she also worn the poisoned vest and started itching?
Were they all syncing up through sensory connection?
Otherwise, there couldn't be this many Weisis!
Jiangnan suddenly remembered that mysterious woman with the mole at the corner of her mouth who gave him a familiar feeling...
Could she be Weiwei'an?
The "Origin Stone" was also stuffed into her chest.
But back then, her name on the system was Ruiya!
Jiangnan shuddered. Could Ruiya be a Bose Body?
Wearing Weiwei'an's human body?
Whether true or not, the Holy Star was involved! And they wanted the Origin Stone!
If it was a Bose Body from the Holy Star, then the origin of that Dao Heaven-grade space-type spirit pearl made sense!
Jiangnan swallowed hard: "Looks like I've hooked a big fish!"
It seemed the operation in Lantis had to be sped up. They needed to find a way to break that shield!
Who knew what the Holy Star was trying to pull again?
The more the Holy Star wanted something, the more important it was!
Just then, Craig interrupted Jiangnan's thoughts!
"Pfft! Look below!"
Under the God-Slaying Cannon, a group of red-eyed, itchy tough guys had gathered!
Their eyes were blazing with fury as they glared indignantly at Jiangnan!
ᕙ(ꐦ`皿´ꐦ)ᕗ "You swindler! What kind of crappy shorts did you sell us? Why do they itch when we wear them?"
(ꐦ°᷄口°᷅) "And you call them 'Azure Dragon Breaks the Sea Boxer Briefs'? Did you poison the shorts or what?"
(｀⌒´メ) "You're not a decent person either! Refund! These shorts are useless!"
The crowd was incensed, and they all wanted to kill Jiangnan!
But Jiangnan was not flustered at all: "No pain, no gain. What do you know? Wounds itch when they heal, and broken bones itch when they mend!"
"You also itch after wearing my shorts, which means your cell tissues are growing and developing!"
"If you want to have a special feature, itching is a necessary process! And you tore up the shorts? What a waste!"
Next to him, even Qian Benying couldn't stand listening anymore. If she weren't working for him now, she would definitely be among the crowd denouncing him!
What the hell kind of "growing" is that?
Schneider glared: "You... you're full of crap! We've been itching for so long, and we haven't seen any growth!"
Jiangnan spread his hands: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "What do you mean no growth? Take a look for yourselves! Isn't it bigger than before?"
"I'm asking you, does it work or not?!
Everyone looked down and their faces darkened!
It was indeed a bit bigger than before, but that was purely from swelling, right?
The "growth" you're talking about—could it be purely physical?
[From Schneider's resentment value+1000!]
"You're still arguing? Brothers! Give him..."
Jiangnan grinned: "Craig!"
"Boom! Boom!"
In an instant, Craig and Merlin behind him released the terrifying aura of Dao Heaven-grade!
Meanwhile, Yao Hong, Haiselin, and Qian Benying also revealed their Starlight-grade levels!
For a moment, the oppressive force swept over the area, forcing the crowd back several steps!
Craig naturally wouldn't show any respect to these people!
They were all foreign forces targeting the Lantis ruins. Mercy to the enemy was cruelty to oneself!
Jiangnan smiled: "I hope you all won't make a scene. Business is business; both sides are willing. I didn't force you to buy, did I?"
"If you keep shouting, I'll have to fire the cannon!"
With that, he patted the cannon barrel!
The itchy tough guys looked at the God-Slaying Cannon and swallowed hard. Added to the current strength of Jiangnan's side, a direct confrontation would be suicide!