Chapter 1256: Big Brother! You Must Think Twice! (Bonus Chapter)
Qian Benying was freaking out!
Could someone have placed some kind of curse on her, controlling her movements?
It must have been that lollipop!
After eating it, she started acting strange!
I knew Jiangnan wouldn't be so nice as to just give her a lollipop for free!
He wanted to ruin me!
How dare he! Damn it!
[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value+1000!]
[From Qian Benying...]
Jiangnan! Go to hell!
...
In the RV, Jiangnan scratched his head in confusion!
୧(ૢ⁼̴～⁼̴)
Qian Benying was giving him Resentment Value?
Oh?
Did the underwear set work?
Jiangnan grinned slyly. He had sprayed Didiwei on them!
As soon as the time was up, the areas it touched would become unbearably itchy. Those who bought the vests and shorts were all his competitors!
When the effect kicked in, their combat effectiveness would be cut in half!
Competing for Lantis would be much easier!
And from this round of street vending alone, he had earned 13.1 billion!
After deducting the stall fees, he didn't have much left!
But it still converted into over 130 million skill points!
Enough to unlock the soul imprint!
Lying in bed, Jiangnan pillowed his arms, wiggled his toes, and hummed a little tune!
∠(ૢ⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴」∠)_
Meanwhile, Qian Benying was also lying on the floor, wiggling her toes and humming a tune!
∠(*꒦ິꇴ꒦ີ」∠)_
Her whole mentality was on the verge of collapse!
Liuhua approached worriedly and touched Qian Benying's head.
(。ớ₃ờ)ھ"Sakura-chan! Are you losing your mind? Did that silly old man infect you? Say something!"
But Qian Benying couldn't speak at all. Her current actions weren't under her control!
She was perfectly synchronized with Jiangnan in real time!
Then, the next second, Qian Benying's eyes flew wide open!
An unbearably itchy sensation assaulted her nerves!
The effect of the Didiwei perfume had worn off, and the side effect kicked in!
But she couldn't even reach out to scratch; her movements were still synchronized with Jiangnan!
Ahhh~ So itchy!
What's going on! Itching? Were these shorts and vest poisoned?
(ʘ̆﹏ʘ̥̆‖)
Jiangnan! You bastard!
[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value+1001!]
[From Qian Benying...]
(๐ᵒ̴̶̷̥́~ᵒ̴̶̷̣̥̀)"Mm~ Mmph~"
The itch without being able to scratch was driving Qian Benying crazy!
She looked to Liuhua for help!
Liuhua was completely confused: (*•︠～•︡)"What's wrong, Sakura-chan? Are you feeling unwell?"
She had no idea what was happening to Qian Benying!
Qian Benying was frantic. She wanted Liuhua to help her scratch, but she couldn't say it!
In desperation, she teleported and landed on top of Liuhua, pinning her down!
She kept teleporting back and forth, frantically rubbing against Liuhua to scratch the itch!
(๐´༎ຶ~༎ຶ`)"Mmph, mmph~ Mm!"
Liuhua: ???
Her face turned red, completely flustered.
(づ•﹏•ど)"Sakura-chan! You can't do this. It's daytime! Wait... wait until tonight, okay?"
Qian Benying:!!!
What do you mean wait until tonight? Just scratch me! Even a few hits would do!
Ahhh~ I'm going crazy!
[From Qian Benying's Resentment Value+1000!]
[From Qian Benying...]
The Resentment Value list was scrolling so fast it left afterimages!
...
At that moment, it wasn't just Qian Benying. As the Didiwei effect wore off, the city descended into chaos!
Schneider's eyes bulged. Right out on the street, he shoved his hand into his pants and started scratching frantically!
But it didn't relieve the itch at all. He just sat down on the ground, rubbing against the asphalt pavement while scratching nonstop!
Passersby stared at Schneider in horror!
"Tsk~ What's that guy doing with his hand in his pants? Could it be..."
"Eww~ Pervert! Call the security team to arrest him!"
"Doesn't he have any shame? Oh my god! He's not even trying to hide it?"
Schneider was about to lose it. I don't want to do this either!
Why is it so itchy? I've scratched the skin off and it's still itching!
That bastard Jiangnan must have poisoned the shorts!
(งཀ益ཀ)ง"Damn it!"
[From Schneider...]
And it wasn't just Schneider. With a loud crash!
A man jumped out of a building, his eyes bloodshot. He grabbed his shorts with both hands and tore!
"Rip!"
٩(๑´༎ຶ口༎ຶ)۶"Ahhh~ I'm so itchy!"
He did a front flip with 7200 degrees of rotation, then slammed flat onto the asphalt pavement!
His legs started churning wildly, propelling him forward while lying on the pavement!
He actually plowed a trench into the asphalt!
The onlookers stared in terror. What kind of weird creature was this? Was he that desperate?
Was he digging a drainage ditch?
Was he... a steamroller?
And there were others who just sat on the ground, pounding their crotches with rapid punches, creating a machine-gun rhythm!
They were crying and yelling that it felt good!
The spectators' skin crawled. What kind of grudge was this?
These people must be insane, right?
Over at the Lan Bing temporary base, Luo De used all eight of his hands!
His eyes were bloodshot. He had scratched until smoke rose, but the itch wouldn't go away!
(ꐦʘ̆益ʘ̥̆)"Jiangnan! I shouldn't have trusted your evil tricks! These shorts are poisoned!"
[From Luo De's Resentment Value+1000!]
[From Luo De...]
Meanwhile, at the Hai Tang base!
Omega was reporting to Pang Badi.
"We haven't identified the woman, but anyone who can pull out a Space Spirit Pearl of Dao Heaven rank is no ordinary person."
"She's probably some top-tier big shot in disguise. Not only our people, but everyone we sent to tail her is dead."
Pang Badi frowned. "How did they die?"
Omega said grimly, "Frozen into pieces. We won't be able to get that Origin Stone she has."
"Jiangnan should still have some. He said he only sold that part."
"Jiangnan isn't stupid. If he only had that one piece, he wouldn't have sold it."
Pang Badi narrowed his eyes. "Getting Jiangnan's is even harder. Not only is he a Space System, the Yu Guo has been protecting him all along."
"Let's leave him alone for now. The priority is breaking that barrier. How's the Spirit-Binding Pearl adjustment coming along?"
"As soon as the barrier's spiritual energy absorption is cut off, a barrier that big will eventually collapse."
"I must get Lantis cleaned out!"
Omega nodded, about to speak, when his body suddenly stiffened!
His face twisted in pain, and he slapped himself right in the mouth!
(￣ε(#￣)ᕤ
The slap was so hard his lip swelled up!
He kept slapping himself wildly, while his other hand reached into his pants and started scratching frantically!
Pang Badi: ???
He was completely confused by this sudden turn of events!
=͟͟͞͞(꒪口꒪‧̣̥̇)"What are you doing? We're in a report! You pull your pants out in front of me? Where are your manners?"
Omega was going insane!
˚‧º·(˚˃益˂)‧º·˚"No! I can't hold it!"
Pang Badi's mouth twitched. "Don't just think about women all the time. You should—"
Omega tore his own pants off, his face frantic!
(ꐦŏ益ŏ)"Boss! I'm so itchy! Help me!"
Pang Badi took two steps back in terror, his eyes full of horror!
Σ(ŎдŎ۶)۶
Help you? How am I supposed to help you?
You don't... have any ideas about me, do you?
"Get lost! This... this is utterly outrageous!"
Omega was about to explode. He shot two laser beams from his eyes and started burning himself!
Smoke rose straight up!
Pang Badi winced, unable to bear watching.
(ﾉ)´-﹏-`)
Tsk~ What's the point of that?
Roasting silkworm pupa isn't done this way either!
[From Omega's Resentment Value+1001!]
[From Omega...]
Putting poison in the shorts? You're no saint!
At this moment, the entire Yu Guo capital fell into chaos. Everywhere, there were strong men itching like crazy, relieving themselves in every imaginable way!
Like a horde of zombies, it was a complete pandemonium of demons dancing, smoke and chaos, with constant booming sounds!
Meilin and Craig were dumbfounded. What was going on?
Was it a zombie siege?
Back in the RV, Jiangnan watched the Resentment Value list scrolling into afterimages. Sweat poured down his forehead!
He shuddered and quickly pulled out his vendor cloth, spreading it on the bed!
Only then did he feel a bit of security!
Meanwhile, Qian Benying, writhing on the ground in agony from the itch, was on the verge of collapse!
But just then, she suddenly realized she could move on her own again, no longer being controlled!
By now, 30 minutes had passed since she ate the lollipop...