Chapter 1206: I Have My Limits Too?
Everyone suddenly remembered that before starting the fight, Jiangnan seemed to have eaten a piece of cookie!
Could there really be something this magical in the world?
Craig's eyes lit up wide!
(◞͡ಠㅂ͡ಠ) "Really? Then could you give us the cookies, or the recipe to make them?"
Jiangnan glared: (ꐦʘ̆дʘ̆) "Give? You wish, huh? You think my treasures come blowing in on the wind?"
"There's no such clause in the strategic cooperation terms! Not giving!"
Una and Emma immediately widened their eyes and rushed over to grab Jiangnan!
ᥬ(˃᷄﹏˂᷅)᭄ "Master! Calm down, he's a Dao Heaven, you can't just curse him out like that!"
(。ớ₃ờ)ھ "Right, right! Keep calm and collected, be cool, good boy, don't get angry~"
Craig's face darkened. Weren't your treasures literally blown in on the wind?
You just forgot about swindling a hundred treasures from the palace?
(⇀‸↼(ヾ) "Then we'll buy! Buying is fine, isn't it? But you have to guarantee that those cookies actually work for translating beast language!"
Jiangnan laughed as he heard that.
He immediately spread out his vendor cloth on the ground and pulled out all the less precious cookies he had gotten from opening blind boxes before—those with ox, snake, horse, chicken, dog, pig patterns—to sell!
As for the rarer ones like rat, tiger, dragon, sheep, and monkey, which had greater effects, Jiangnan naturally kept them for himself.
If he gave them to the Fish Country people, it might cause trouble.
Jiangnan cleared his throat.
٩(•̀ㅂ•́*)و "A zodiac, a god! Eat a cookie and don't play by the rules!"
"Master the soul of taming beasts! Open a new door to beast language!"
Everyone's lips twitched. They had all heard that the Devil Jiang had a special hobby of setting up street stalls anytime, anywhere.
Looks like it's true?
Is Nan Shen's true form an advertisement generator?
Haidy pulled out a chubby frog-shaped wallet and looked terrified.
Little Frog: (◦⁰⌒⁰◦)
(☍﹏⁰。) "H...how much is it?"
Jiangnan's eyes sparkled!
(๑ᵒ̌.̮ᵒ̌) "One million each! Not even mountains of gold and silver will trade!"
"No money? Use Spirit Beads instead! That'll make both of us glad!"
Everyone's faces turned dark collectively. "Only a million"? How could you even say the word "only" with a straight face?
But to learn the beast language, Zodiac Cookies were essential.
Haidy stepped forward first: "G...give me two then."
She took out two Diamond-rank Spirit Beads and handed them to Jiangnan. Without a word, Jiangnan gave her one cow and one dog cookie.
She didn't split them; she ate the dog one herself, and Robert ate the cow one.
A pair of black horns immediately sprouted from Robert's head.
[From Robert's Resentment Value +1000!]
₍˄⇀‸↼˄₎ "Could you explain why I grew a pair of horns?"
Jiangnan's smile froze: (๑･᷄ㅂ･᷅) "It's... it's normal. It shows you're outstanding and promising. They'll disappear in 24 hours. No worries!"
Meanwhile, Haidy's eyes lit up as she looked at the pocket rabbit!
˚*̥(∗*⁰͈◡⁰͈)*̥ "Qiumi?"
Eve Rabbit: C(՞｡ŏᴥŏ՞) "Qiumi qiumi~"
The two immediately started chatting and even shook hands!
Robert was also surprised to find that she could understand what the pocket rabbit was saying.
Just now, Haidy and the pocket rabbit had introduced themselves.
She exclaimed in shock: "It's really that miraculous?"
Seeing it actually worked, everyone gritted their teeth and stomped their feet!
For learning a foreign language! Buy!
One million? In for a penny, in for a pound!
So they all stepped forward to transfer money. Merlin and Craig also bought two out of curiosity.
Merlin ate a snake one, and Craig ate a horse one. Both were startled.
Compared to the beast language translation, the actual effect of these cookies was even more outrageous!
Does Huaxia really have such abnormal things?
Looks like cooperating with Huaxia might not be a wrong choice.
Before long, several students were soaring in the sky with pig noses, and quite a few had grown chicken wings.
Even Sasha ate a snake cookie.
Finally understanding what those hippos were saying, her eyes turned red with anger!
(O｀益´) "You keep cursing? Who sings badly? I'm not a donkey demon!"
Hippo: ʕ#꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ#ʔ "Ugh~ yeah, yeah! The donkey demon lord is right! As long as you don't sing, we're willing to be your bitches forever!"
Sasha: !!!
(งᵒ̌益ᵒ̌)ง "Aaaaah~ I'm so mad! Do you have any artistic sense? Who wants you as bitches?"
At this moment, Sasha was screaming madly at thousands of hippos!
Some people were already eager to tame spirit beasts!
Jiangnan was earning small money like crazy!
He never imagined people would buy cookies for a million each!
Fish Country people's money was so easy to cheat... er, earn!
Jiangnan turned to look at Damon and grinned.
(๑¯ิٹ¯ิ) "Hey brother! As thanks for your help just now, I'll give you this Magnificent Appearance Pill as a gift!"
Damon took it with a face full of surprise.
ᶘ꜂꜆҉థൠథᶅ⌒•´- "Thanks, Nan Shen! I'll keep it safe!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes.
(◦꒪ั༥꒪ั◦) "Ugh~ It's for eating. It's a miraculous pill that can make you handsome. Extremely precious."
"I think you really need it. Better eat it."
Damon's eyes burst with astonishing light!
Without a word, he grabbed the pill and gulped it down!
ᶘ꜂꜆҉✧ൠ✧ᶅ•ᕤ
Then he quickly pulled out a mirror, staring at his face with great expectation.
But the moment he took out the mirror, he heard a "kacha"!
Σ[乀]
The mirror broke!
Damon: "Eh~ Broke again?"
Mirror: (;´༎ຶٹ༎ຶ`)
Jiangnan: ???
Again? What the hell?
Even the mirror couldn't withstand Damon's shocking ugliness?
Was it that extreme?
Jiangnan immediately opened a pair of space wormholes in front of Damon, letting him face his own appearance directly.
Damon studied carefully. But one minute passed!
Jiangnan was dumbfounded. Damon's face wasn't just unchanged; it hadn't changed at all!
It was so ugly that even the Magnificent Appearance Pill couldn't save it?
Had his customer development plan failed?
But Damon's face lit up with joy!
ᶘ꜂꜆҉ᵒ̴̶̷ᗜᵒ̴̶̷̣ᶅ "Heavens! It worked! I've become handsome! The corner of my left eye lifted by 0.25 degrees!"
"Nan Shen! You are my second parent, my savior! My life savior!"
As he spoke, tears and snot streaming, he hugged Jiangnan's tiger waist and wailed loudly!
ᶘ꜂꜆҉꒦ິ口꒦ີᶅ(ʘ̆﹏ʘ̥̆‖)
Jiangnan's eye twitched.
"I... isn't that a bit much? You're still very ugly?"
Hello? "0.25 degrees"? How the hell did you even see that?
Damon shook his head frantically: "No one cares more about my appearance than I do! Say no more! This Magnificent Appearance Pill—give me a ton!"
Jiangnan's forehead dripped sweat.
(乛﹏乛٥) "You're eating it like rice? This stuff is extremely precious. Even I don't have much."
That part wasn't a lie; Magnificent Appearance Pills were legitimate prizes.
Even now, exchanging one cost 10,000 resentment value.
Damon's expression was resolute!
ᶘ꜂꜆҉ᵒ̴̶̷◠ᵒ̴̶̷̣ᶅو "I'll pay whatever it costs! Just tell me the price!"
Jiangnan swallowed. Was he that desperate?
"Then... ten for ten million—"
Damon nodded: "Ten million per pill? Worth the price! Give me a hundred! I'll have my Black Magic Group subordinates wire the money!"
Jiangnan: ???
I was just about to say ten for ten million! Are you reverse-negotiating yourself?
This guy was this rich?
"A hundred? That's a billion. Do you have that much money?"
Damon said modestly: "I have a little influence in Fish Country's capital city. I won't say more."
Sure enough, a billion arrived in the account a moment later. Jiangnan shuddered!
Good heavens! So Damon was also a rich ugly guy!
He immediately spent a million resentment value to exchange a hundred Magnificent Appearance Pills and stuffed them into Damon's hands.
Damon didn't say a word, shoveling them into his mouth by the handful, eating and crying at the same time!
After a hundred pills, Damon's appearance had finally evolved from "kinda like a person" to "barely a person."
He was still terrifyingly ugly, but at least he no longer made people throw up.
Jiangnan covered his face!
Even the Magnificent Appearance Pill had its limits?
When God created you, did He stub out a cigarette on your face?
Magnificent Appearance Pill: (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ) I tried my best...
Damon looked at his face and wailed!
(꜀꜄´༎ຶ口༎ຶ꜀꜄)!
"I'm handsome! Handsome to death! No more worries about finding a partner!"
"Nan Shen! I say nothing! My life is yours!"
Jiangnan: ...
Where is the handsome? Even if "barely a person," you're still way off from finding a partner, aren't you?
Meanwhile, Pang Badi looked at the cookies on the vendor cloth, his heart burning.
With so many cookies, he wouldn't notice if I stole one, right?
His gaseous body slowly approached, and he reached out to steal a cookie.
But at that moment, Jiangnan's two legs uncontrollably kicked backward!
"Boom! Boom! Boom!"
An hour had passed; the Horse Cookie's effect had worn off.
Jiangnan's passive skill—"No One Behind"—activated. One kick produced three sonic booms!
It slammed straight into Pang Badi's face!
Before he could steal a cookie, his entire body was blown apart by the sudden kick!
Pang Badi: !!!
[From Pang Badi's Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan whipped his head around, his eyes already flashing with cold light!
(｡¯ิ～¯ิ๑)
Trying to steal my treasure?
You've got guts!
Luckily he hadn't entered the vendor cloth's range, or Jiangnan would have knocked him flat on the spot!
Standing on the vendor cloth, Jiangnan looked around warily!
Try it again? I'll make sure you can't leave!
Pang Badi was shocked inside!
Could this kid have some special ability? How did he find me?
No! He couldn't stay any longer!
If Merlin and Craig found out, he'd have no explanation.
Anyway, he had learned enough. It was a pity he hadn't gotten the cookies.
Let him be smug for now. Soon, he would learn who was the real boss around here.
Just as he thought that, Pang Badi felt his gaseous body uncontrollably floating backward!
A student with a pig nose took a huge breath and blew out a level-12 hurricane from his nose!
☁︎ꉂꉂू(ꆧ⚇̭ꆧूˆ)
Pang Badi: !!!
What the hell? There's a human vacuum cleaner here too?
He must not get sucked in!
[From Pang Badi's Resentment Value +1000!]