Chapter 1205: Mental Pollution! Triple Vomit?
Their target was Daimon, who was being lifted high, so naturally they paid no attention to Jiangnan!
This gave Jiangnan the perfect opportunity to unleash his outrageously cruel output!
Not a single Power Hippo escaped!
Even though Jiangnan beat them until their heads were covered in lumps, they still stubbornly got up to fight back!
Daimon, wrapped in the Small Whip, was incredibly excited!
Was he really fighting alongside Boss Nan?
No way? Was he dreaming?
So he shone even brighter!
Ya (งᵒ̌yiᵒ̌)ง⁼³₌₃
At this moment, the students and mentors behind could no longer stand to watch!
On one hand, it was because of Daimon's terrifying and ugly face; on the other hand, Jiangnan's attacks were just too brutal!
You couldn't tell at all that this guy was a Space System user!
He was only Platinum level, so how was his physical strength so strong?
And what was that tentacle-like thing?
Was Jiangnan really human?
"I've heard of fishing, but I've never heard of hippo fishing! Daimon can be used like this?"
"Sigh～Got to say! Boss Nan is really good at fishing for hippos!"
The crowd almost spat out blood—was this what they called fishing for hippos?
Xia Sha looked proud: (๑˘▾˘)"Hmph～We've tried this method before too!"
"Power Hippos are wild and untamed—could they really be subdued just by beating them? If it were that simple, it would be great!"
Jiangnan grabbed a Diamond Fifth Power Hippo leader and delivered a relentless, breathless combo to its massive face!
(ง•̀◠•́)ง"Submit or not? Do you submit?"
The Power Hippo glared: "Xilili!"
ʕ#)͡◕◕͡(#ʔ (I won't submit! If you've got the guts, just kill me!)
Jiangnan said earnestly!
(ꐦ°᷄д°᷅)"Houhou wa? Houhou～"
(Includes room and board! Pays six insurances and two funds! Gives you a wife! Four days on, three days off—still not doing it?)
(The benefits are already great! I advise you not to be ungrateful!)
Power Hippo: "Xili～He～Pei!"
(Spirit Beasts will never be slaves! Room and board is not enough! Power Hippos would rather die than submit! He～Pei!)
Jiangnan was shocked: (ꐦ•̌口•̑)"So stubborn?"
The hippos behind started discussing among themselves!
"Hmph, thinking you can move us with room and board? You have no idea how tough we are!"
"But he said he'll give us wives... I kind of want to go with him!"
"Don't be fooled by this human! Just because he gives wives doesn't mean you should waver!"
"Nonsense! Why do you think we're so tough? It's because we don't have wives!"
Jiangnan: (•́ω•̀٥)???
The information in your discussion is way too much!
Jiangnan quickly seized this opportunity to negotiate with the hippos!
And so, a strange scene unfolded on the field!
Jiangnan, spittle flying, debated with the horses! The battered and bruised horses argued back in a chaotic babble!
Craig and Merlin were stunned!
Haiti and Robert were dumbfounded too!
What was Boss Nan doing? Negotiating with the hippo herd?
How were they able to communicate without barriers?
Did Jiangnan know animal language?
Merlin said excitedly: (◞•̀ᗜ•́)"This must be the key to taming! Spirit Beasts also communicate through language!"
"We absolutely have to learn this animal language!"
Craig's mouth twitched: "So this is the importance of knowing a foreign language?"
But the negotiation seemed to break down. The hippos not only spat at Jiangnan,
they also aimed their butts at him and let loose, flicking their short tails, spraying everywhere!
·.`.`.`.(.(҉.)
It even rained excrement!
Jiangnan, furious, teleported away and rose high into the sky!
"You want to play dirty with me, huh? I guess you won't cry until you see the durian?"
"Diamond Rain • The City Is Covered in Golden Armor! Ora ora ora ora～"
-`ෆ´-٩(ꐦಠ口ಠꐦ)۶-`ෆ´-
At this moment, Jiangnan threw wildly from above, diamond durians raining down like a storm!
His arms spun like windmills!
"Boom boom boom!"
Countless diamond durians exploded mid-air, golden flesh and diamond spikes flying everywhere!
In an instant, the hippo herd was dyed yellow, an extreme fragrance spreading outward!
The scent traveled ten thousand miles!
It could make anyone weep, anyone who smelled it vomit, anyone touched by it kneel!
The hippos were knocked over, their eyes white, small legs kicking wildly on the ground!
ʕ#)꒪ͦ༥꒪ͦ(#ʔ
Even if they wanted to run, they couldn't—Daimon's Deep Sea Demon Light was right there!
Remember, this was thousands of diamond durians thrown down, covering a terrifyingly wide area!
And Pang Badi hadn't run far; he was directly hit by the golden durian!
The stench mixed with his own gaseous body, making his entire being smell foul!
Σ_(꒪ཀ꒪」∠)"Ough wa～Ough wa～Ough yue～"
At this moment, Pang Badi could not control his vomiting, feeling that his pure gaseous body had been defiled!
Every molecule was vomiting!
How could it be this stinky!
What the hell was this kid throwing? Was it crap?
You're playing even dirtier than the hippos!
[Pang Badi's Resentment Value +1001!]
[Pang Badi's Resentment Value...]
The Resentment Value were farming like crazy. Over the hippo herd, a mass of air was violently vomiting and trembling!
☁︎ཀ☁︎
Even Haiti and Merlin, far away, were vomiting from the stench!
This stuff was completely beyond human endurance!
(･༥･´)"Ough wa～What is this? A poison gas bomb? It stinks to the point of explosion!"
Σ(꒪ཀ꒪||)"Not just humans can't stand it! Look! The air above the hippo herd is vomiting too!"
(づཀど)"If it stinks this bad, even if tamed, this mount is unusable!"
A bunch of people were on their knees vomiting continuously. Boss Nan truly lived up to his devil name!
Can't beat them into submission? Then torture their senses?
Too brutal!
Jiangnan glared: (งᵒ̌^ᵒ̌)ง"Submit or not? If not, just let yourself be stunk to death!"
The hippo leader stubbornly vomited and said:
ʕ#)థཀథ(#ʔ "I won't submit! If you've got the guts, stink me to death!"
Jiangnan was shocked—truly tough enough that durian couldn't handle them?
Time for the ultimate move!
"Little Wild Donkey! Their hearts are too agitated—go up front and sing to them! Purify their souls!"
Xia Sha looked horrified, shaking her head frantically!
(ﾟ﹏ﾟ≡ﾟ﹏ﾟ)"No way! No one with a brain would go up front to sing to them!"
She was almost stunk to death where she stood—going up front would be certain death!
Jiangnan said discontentedly: (◦`~´◦)"Grandma Merlin, someone isn't cooperating with my teaching!"
Merlin pinched her nose!
(◞ᵒ̴̶̷กᵒ̴̶̷)"Go quickly! Listen to the mentor's instructions! Think about the big picture! Do you know how much it cost our Fish Country to get this opportunity?"
Xia Sha bit her lip, not daring to ignore Merlin's command?
She had no choice but to force herself to the front of the hippo herd, tears streaming from the stench!
Just as she opened her mouth to inhale and start singing,
she sucked in a breath of stench air and immediately fell flat on the ground, foaming at the mouth!
(*꒦ິཀ꒦ີ)...
Jiangnan saw this wasn't working—the key to taming the hippos depended on her!
How could she faint?
So he teleported over, scooped out a chunk of durian pulp, and was about to shove it into Xia Sha's mouth!
"Mmm～Have to fight poison with poison! Open wide～Ah!"
Xia Sha: !!!
He wanted to feed me this awful stuff?
[Xia Sha's Resentment Value +1000!]
Terrified, she scrambled up from the ground and said tearfully, "I'll sing! I'll sing, okay?"
꒰ঌ(;´༎ຶ口༎ຶ`)໒꒱"Ya～Uncle Horse and Little Nephew Ough wa～"
"Yi～Silly Ough～Ough cough cough!"
Xia Sha sang and vomited and cried, her donkey-like screeching drilling into the hippo herd's ears!
The hippos, almost stunk unconscious moments before, suddenly widened their eyes, bloodshot, letting out miserable wails!
੧ʕ‧̣̥̇⚆⚆‧̣̥̇ʔ୨"Ahhh～What the hell is this? Even worse than the zebra's braying on the neighboring grassland!"
"Shut up! You donkey demon! You want to kill us!"
"Who... who will stop this donkey? Or just kill me—I don't want to live anymore!"
The hippos went crazy, covering their ears with their short legs and rolling on the ground!
Pang Badi: !!!
What sin did I commit in a past life!
First stunk to vomit, then spiritually polluted by this singing!
I just came to secretly attend a class, and now I feel like I'm going to stay here forever!
He looked up hatefully at Jiangnan!
But then saw Daimon's ferocious, ugly face!
Directly getting a triple vomit!
"Ough wa～"
[Pang Badi's Resentment Value +1001!]
This class was way too intense!
If it weren't for not being able to reveal myself, I'd kill you all!
Jiangnan! I will never rest until you're dead!
Seeing the constantly refreshing Resentment Value list, Jiangnan was overjoyed!
The Resentment Value he just spent were earned back in no time!
Diamond Durian never disappoints, right?
At this moment, the hippos finally couldn't take the torment anymore!
They all knelt before Xia Sha, covering their ears and kowtowing frantically!
ʕو꒦ິ益꒦ີʔو"Lord Donkey Demon, stop singing! We submit, okay?"
"We don't want anything anymore—we'll be your oxen or horses, just please shut up!"
The sight of a thousand hippos kneeling in unison stunned everyone!
Even Xia Sha was frozen in place!
(°ﾛ°٥) Oh wow!
The famously stubborn hippo herd was tamed just like that?
They were kowtowing to me?
Was it really that magical?
Jiangnan spread his hands: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭"See? That's the essence of 'If the horse is stupid, don't submit, just trample it'!"
"Did you learn it?"
Haiti and the others nodded repeatedly: "Learned, learned!"
Merlin was also shocked—this actually worked?
"Can you systematically teach us animal language? Aside from combat power, this seems to be the key to taming adult spirit beasts!"
"Otherwise, without a common language, we can't communicate or negotiate terms!"
Jiangnan grinned—this was exactly what he was waiting for!
So he put on a troubled look!
╮(︶﹏︶)╭"Eh～Well, it's not that I don't want to teach, but animal language is extremely complicated. You have to understand it yourselves!"
"I got the ability to speak and understand animal language by eating Zodiac Biscuits."
"In that process, I acquired the Animal Language Proficiency skill, which ensures smooth communication!"