Chapter 1207: This Wasn't My Doing, Oof
With this wave, Jiangnan's little money earned like crazy!
He earned 1 billion from Daimeng's body, cookies at one million a piece!
Another 700 million earned!
After being split by the system at a 9.99:0.01 ratio, Jiangnan still had over ten million left!
The rest was paid as stall fees, converted at a ratio of 100 to 1 point!
It gave Jiangnan another 16.83 million skill points!
Jiangnan looked troubled.
(zhe yi zheꐦ)
How the hell am I supposed to spend all this? There aren't that many spirit techniques for me to learn!
At this rate of ripping people off, after this trip back from the Fish Kingdom, won't my skill points break a hundred million?
Too many skill points and nowhere to use them?
Worried to death!
[(୧୨･᷄◡･᷅)❤]
The system baby, who just got a huge stall fee, was obviously very happy!
Frantically sending little hearts to Jiangnan, trying to curry favor!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. "Don't give me that useless stuff. I work so hard to earn money to support you, can't you give me something practical?"
"Can skill points be used as resentment value? If not, can they be exchanged for upgrade cards, mutation cards, or something?"
[(｡ᵒ̴̶̷.̫ᵒ̴̶̷)No! Not giving! Can't! Ptooey～]
Jiangnan's face darkened. A direct triple rejection, is that okay?
I've been spoiling you for nothing!
Let's just save them for now. What if I come across some good skills later?
In a little while, quite a few students had tamed spirit beasts using the method Jiangnan had just taught!
Some couldn't even wait to go to other spirit ruins to tame their preferred spirit beasts!
After the demonstration was done, everyone evacuated the Xingluo Swamp!
Shaxia was pulled out by others because she was still arguing with her horses!
Her throat was almost smoked from yelling!
Meilin smiled: (ꆤᗜꆤ◟*) "This trip was quite fruitful. Please stay at the academy for a few days, Young Master Jiang, to teach us more details about taming!"
"And also about the precautions for raising spirit pets. Hard work!"
Jiangnan showed a brilliant smile: "Easy to say!"
It was easy to imagine that his business would be exceptionally booming these next few days!
Craig turned around to look at Jiangnan, grinning: "Then I'll first..."
Before he finished speaking, Craig's legs kicked backward like lightning!
The one-hour cookie time was up, and the side effects had come!
With a Dao Heaven level physique, plus the terrifying kinetic energy stacking!
This kick could blow up an aircraft carrier!
It kicked straight into Meilin's face!
(￣ε(#￣)੧੧(ˀ̣ˀ̣･᷄ㅂ･᷅)
"Boom!"
Meilin's face was kicked inward, two streams of nose blood shooting out!
She flew out like a kite with a broken string, smashing through an ancient building!
Creating a hundred-meter deep crater on the ground, and the entire Lantis Academy shook three times!
Everyone stared at Craig in terror!
!!!!=͟͟͞͞(๑òkouóﾉ)ﾉ
Even Craig himself!
What the hell?
Why can't I control myself and kick backward like this?
The air was dead silent!
Jiangnan's forehead was covered in sweat, looking guilty!
(‧̣̥̇◔﹏◔ิ๑‧̣̥̇)
His mind raced, and he quickly opened his mouth to blame!
☚(°kou°๑) "Sigh～ What deep hatred is this? Even if Grandma Meilin just shocked you, you can't do this!"
As long as I shift the blame first, it doesn't fall on me, Jiang the Blameshifter!
Craig: ???
(ง◞•̀kou•́◟)ง "I didn't! I didn't mean to! I..."
He abruptly turned to look at Meilin, his butt facing Jiangnan!
His legs kicked out again!
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn it! Is he trying to kill me to silence me?
"Displacement! Grandma Meilin, save me!"
Meilin, who had just been kicked away, saw things blur in front of her eyes, and she was displaced over!
Her face took two more kicks from Craig!
Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ(꒪ͦϠ)3꒪ͦ)
She was kicked from the east side to the west side, collapsing all buildings along the way!
Meilin exploded, feeling her face had been kicked into a shoehorn shape!
(Ϡ)ʘ̆།yi།ʘ̥̆(Ϡ) "Craig! Holy shit! You ambush! You can't play fair, you little piece of trash! You've got no skill!"
"You don't even dare to face me head-on! What are you even playing?"
"I'm taking your life today!"
As she spoke, she turned into a bolt of lightning, almost instantly appearing behind Craig!
Craig panicked and was about to explain, but again, uncontrollably, he kicked backward!
Meilin was about to use a big move, but suddenly her limbs went weak, and she slumped weakly toward the ground!
Seeing that she was about to get kicked!
Meilin got anxious too. She swung her arm and tied a knot around Craig's neck!
Using the momentum, she pressed him to the ground, but that kick landed solidly on Meilin's stomach!
"Boom!"
Meilin spit out a mouthful of old blood, her eyes blazing with fury!
"You're still kicking? Billion Volts!"
Craig panicked: "Old dear, let me explain, I didn't mean to... Ahh～"
The two figures were completely engulfed in electric light, and Craig kept kicking wildly!
Every kick hit Meilin's stomach, but because of the knot Meilin tied, he couldn't kick her away!
Meilin kept getting electrocuted, and the two started a crazy mutual harm!
Jiangnan swallowed hard. At this rate, one of these two Dao Heaven levels might die today!
He was just considering whether to step in and break it up!
But the students and teachers at Lantis Academy also burst into chaos!
The side effect time had come!
Many students started kicking people wildly!
In an instant, human-shaped cannonballs flew everywhere, blasting holes all over the academy buildings, blood spurting everywhere!
And those students who had grown bull horns, upon seeing red, went completely crazy!
They charged in with a roar, ramming wildly with their horns!
╰(▼min▼nu)╯ "Ahhh! I'll ram you all to death!"
Even more people collapsed directly on the playground, entering a state of limp limbs, unable to move!
Among them was Shaxia!
[From Shaxia's resentment value +1000!]
Why did I become all floppy?
A noble princess cannot lie on the ground!
However, those who had eaten the pig biscuit comrades were completely lost in a state of madness, their eyes bloodshot!
White gas kept shooting out of their nostrils!
ू(ಠ⚇.̮ಠूˆ) "Girls! I want to root girls! This cabbage patch is mine, bro!"
"Get lost! If you root them all, what will I root?"
In an instant, the rooting cabbage brigade's eyes were like radar scanners, identifying all the cabbages in the field!
They charged over like the wind, drool flying!
ﾚ(ಡ⚇ಡ๑)ﾍ "Hehe～ Don't run! Let bro root you once!"
The soft and cute Hai Di was the key target!
Roberta saw red and immediately closed her eyes, suppressing her impulse!
Facing the charging mad pigs, she lowered her head and rammed!
Sending the charging students flying over a thousand meters away!
"With me here! No one gets near master!"
But at this moment, Hai Di couldn't help it anymore, looking at the concrete blocks flying in the air!
˚*̥(∗*⁰͈ꊈ⁰͈)*̥ "Woof woof!"
Tears streaming, she leaped out, biting a flying brick in midair, with a look of satisfaction!
The next moment, she spit out the brick, looking utterly frustrated!
(☍﹏⁰。)？
Why can't I help but fetch bricks?
Wait—a support beam?
How could I let that go?
So she leaped into the air and bit down on the support beam!
▆(*꒦ິ▆꒦ີ)▆
"Crack!"
˚‧º·(˚˃̣̣̥᷄﹏˂̣̣̥᷅)‧º·˚ "Wuwuwu～my teeth!"
Roberta: !!!
"Master! Where are you going? Don't run around!"
Roberta grabbed her greatsword and chased after her!
She was going crazy. She should never have eaten that stuff from that southern man!
At this moment, Yuna and Emma were also going all out!
Yuna used the flat side of her blade to knock away any mad pigs trying to get close!
And Emma used two greatswords to slap away the charging mad pigs one by one!
She couldn't help but shout: "Master! What's happening? Why has everything turned into this?"
Jiangnan swallowed hard. Looking at Lantis Academy, it was a mess of smoke and chaos!
Explosions and rumbles filled the air!
(‧̣̥̇zhe₃zhe) "Summer has arrived. It must be the season when animals follow their instincts!"
He then raised his hands innocently!
٩(wu◔kou◔igu)۶ "Let me be clear! You guys demolished this yourselves. It has nothing to do with me, Jiang the Innocent!"
At this moment, the piggies were continuously thwarted. If they couldn't root any cabbage, they would go crazy!
Just then, they suddenly spotted Shaxia lying on the ground, unable to move!
"Everyone! Go root her! She can't move!"
In an instant, a hundred mad pigs charged straight at Shaxia!
Shaxia was terrified!
(ʘ̆kouʘ̥̆‖) "No no no! Not allowed! I'm a princess! Are you trying to die?"
"In broad daylight, under the clear sky, you dare to touch this girl with your unclean hands? Try it!"
But the mad pigs didn't care about princesses anymore!
Shaxia was frantic. She wanted to run, but her hands and feet wouldn't work!
She could only drag herself forward by using her chin to poke the ground and the strength of her neck!
With a head full of sweat, she hadn't even moved 10 centimeters, slower than a snail!
Seeing the mad pigs about to pounce on her!
Shaxia panicked and started singing!
Her "beautiful" singing echoed across the Lantis campus, and the mad pigs fell all over the ground, looking worse than dead, losing their ability to move!
Shaxia sang even louder, afraid to stop!
But there were still many mad pigs who couldn't find any girls to root, and they were all fierce as hell!
Suddenly, they saw Meilin lying in a pit!
At this moment, Craig was charcoal black all over, lying on the ground foaming at the mouth, with only a sliver of health left!
(●꒪ͦཀ꒪ͦ●)…
And Meilin, lying on the ground, wasn't much better. She was covered in big footprints, vomiting blood!
The two were glaring at each other!
(●ᵒ̌ཀᵒ̌)〰✧〰(❛ัyi❛ัϠ)
Then several mad pigs charged at Meilin!
Jiangnan: ???
Holy crap! Even an old cabbage like her, you won't let go?
Is this what they call eating when starving?
Craig exploded! You dare to lay a hand on my woman?
Is today going to be a cuckold moment?
Meilin exploded: "You little brats are rebelling! High voltage!"
A flash of electric light, and a few smoking roasted pigs appeared on the ground!
The entire Lantis Academy was about to become history!
Looking at the constantly refreshing resentment value list, Jiangnan broke out in a cold sweat. Maybe he shouldn't stay here tonight?
Otherwise, he might not survive?
Just as he was thinking about where to stay tonight, his phone rang!
Jiangnan pulled it out and saw it was Yao Hong?
He quickly answered!
(•︠kou•︡)ᕤ "Hey? Miss me already? Everything okay over at the Abyss?"
Yao Hong's voice was urgent and hoarse!
"I'm sorry! Something happened! Little Lanhai ran away from home!"
Jiangnan's expression froze, and his eyes turned dark.