Chapter 1070: To Avoid Getting Hit, You Have to Hit Others! (Bonus Chapter)

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Chapter 1070: To Avoid Getting Hit, You Have to Hit Others! (Bonus Chapter)

At this moment, the Dragon Abyss Dark Night members were all murmuring among themselves!
Casting disdainful glances at Wang Dalei and Chen Daoyi!
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Rubbing against it while standing on their heads?
Yang Jian couldn't bear to watch anymore!
"Visual blind spot!"
A flash of purple light passed, and the area beneath the vine roots suddenly plunged into pitch-black darkness, making it impossible to observe the two figures anymore!
Preserving the last shred of dignity for the two of them!
Jiangnan swallowed his saliva, his eyes darting around nonstop!
Sticking close to Jiang Ning, never leaving her side, to avoid getting beaten!
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The green vine successfully advanced to Dao Heaven rank, but didn't stay here long. Instead, it moved toward the center of the Dike Unmanned Zone!
The Tiancong Plan aimed to have the green vine spread its branches and leaves in the center of the unmanned zone!
Radiating outward to completely suppress the zone!
Yang Jian planned to sparsely plant within the unmanned zone to control the number of spirit beasts while maintaining order!
And plant densely at the edges of the zone, forming a thick forest of green vines to encircle the entire area, restricting the movement of spirit beast groups!
Preventing them from escaping the zone while also managing the ecology inside!
The massive eruption of the Western Frontier Spirit Ruins was both a disaster and an opportunity!
If handled well, this place would become China's largest resource output point!
And the Dao Heaven-ranked Tiancong Green Vine was the perfect tool to suppress the unmanned zone!
As the green vine passed along the way, it rolled up all the spirit beasts it encountered and sucked them dry!
Given the green vine's special nature, it had almost no opponents within the unmanned zone!
Of course, during the migration, it didn't forget to bring along the two Dao Heaven-ranked individuals performing the vine dance!
Jiangnan had completely underestimated the side effects of the Enemy-Brother-Death Perfume Spray!
The itching lasted a full three days!
And on the night when the side effects were about to end—
A pair of eerie white gloves floated in midair!
Before Wang Dalei and Chen Daoyi could even see what it was, the white gloves were already swinging left and right!
Slapping them wildly across the face, the sound of slaps in the silent night falling like rain!
They beat the two until they were stunned, their four eyes completely dazed!
Each slap erased the memory of the past minute. They were slapped nearly ten thousand times in total!
Then the gloves vanished!
Atop the thousand-meter-high green vine tree, a green Teletubby abruptly appeared!
Waving its two arms, sweating profusely, its hands swollen from all the slapping!
It couldn't help but chuckle!
"Some things are better forgotten. Otherwise, I'd definitely get beaten to tears later. Best to strike first!"
To avoid getting beaten to tears, Jiangnan would stop at nothing!
The Tiancong Green Vine, having witnessed the entire process, trembled as it looked at Jiangnan!
Even Big Thunder and Brother Dao, who were so powerful, dared to be hit?
My godfather is truly awesome!
At this moment, Wang Dalei and Chen Daoyi stood under the tree, looking bewildered!
(#•̌Д•̑#)"Oh crap? How did it get dark so fast? Wasn't it just noon?"
"Hiss—this... why do I have so many red marks on me? It hurts like hell!"
(#ʘ̅益ʘ̅)"These marks are clearly from the vine's whipping! Are you, vine, tired of living? You dare to hit both of us? Did you just lick the package for nothing, huh?"
"Are you getting a bit full of yourself?"
Green Vine: ???
What... what does this have to do with me? You two told me to whip you!
It took a full five days for the green vine to move to the center of the unmanned zone!
It took over Outpost 066 as a temporary base!
Along the way, the green vine had sucked countless spirit beasts dry. They all avoided it, which allowed the vine to rise to Dao Heaven Two-Star!
Its roots began to extend underground, spreading outward in all directions!
But to cover the entire underground of the unmanned zone would still take a lot of time!
Over these days, the green vine also produced billions upon billions of vine seeds!
Part of them were handed over to the main base to be used by the main forces for planting at the edges of the unmanned zone, forming a vine wall!
And part was given to the Spirit Martial forces stationed at Outpost 066 for planting within the zone!
But this posed a problem—the unmanned zone was infested with beast groups, extremely dangerous!
Carrying the vine seeds while wandering around and planting inside, once surrounded by a beast tide, the chance of survival was zero!
The losses would be enormous!
The operation faced obstacles. None of the Dao Heaven-ranked like Ye Zhenguo were idle—they were all out planting!
Dao Heaven-ranked experts being used for farming—this was probably the first time in history!
Even Jiang Ning went out planting, since only Dao Heaven-ranked could easily protect themselves in the unmanned zone!
But the unmanned zone was so vast. If they relied solely on Ye Zhenguo and the others to plant at this rate, who knew how many years it would take to achieve large-scale cultivation!
China didn't have much time. Within a month at most, the unmanned zone had to be secured!
But now, they were stuck in a predicament!
Yet looking at Zhang San, who wore a big gold chain, Jiangnan's eyes lit up!
My Third Brother is an Outlaw, after all!
Forget beast groups—my Third Brother is the man who spat phlegm and flicked boogers into the Dao Heaven-ranked's wine glass right in front of them!
If they could mass-produce Outlaws, planting land wouldn't be a problem at all!
Zhang San's "Absolute Ignore" was also a Gifted Spiritual Art, wasn't it? And a passive one at that?
Thinking of this, Jiangnan quickly ran over to Zhang San, his face full of excitement!
"Third Brother? Give me a kiss!"
Zhang San: ???
"What kind of nonsense is that? Even though only you and Fourth Brother can see me, I'm not desperate enough for that!"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "What are you thinking? This is important. If this works, you'll be set!"
As he spoke, he whipped out the Bobo Lipstick, pressed Zhang San's face, and applied it!
Then he pressed his hand back against Zhang San's lips, leaving a Bobo lip print!
Jiangnan, full of excitement, teleported away instantly!
Zhang San was baffled: "What are you up to?"
In Shanmao's room, she was sitting at her desk reading a book. When she turned to a page, there was a candy wrapper stuck inside!
And the pages here were different—there were many wrinkled little spots on them!
Like they had been soaked with water and then dried!
These were the spots Jiangnan had cried on earlier!
Shanmao traced the marks on the page, her gaze full of tenderness, lost in thought about something!
Jiangnan cleared his throat and shouted loudly: "Shanmiao Sister is so fierce, always hitting people, not cute at all!"
Shanmao seemed not to hear him, still staring at the page!
The smile on Jiangnan's face gradually turned devilish. It really worked?
Third Brother is awesome!
Slowly, he began walking toward Shanmao!