# Chapter 1071: I! Zhang San! The Ruthless Stamp Machine
Coming up to Mountain Cat, Jiangnan waved his hand in front of her eyes and even made a bunch of funny faces!
Mountain Cat didn't react at all!
She stretched lazily, as languid as a cat!
Jiangnan was overjoyed—being treated like a transparent person felt way too good, right?
So he leaned close to Mountain Cat's ear and gently blew a breath.
(˃᷄﹏˂᷅๑)ꉂꉂ(･᷄ε･᷅。)
"Whoosh~"
Mountain Cat gave a violent shiver, instinctively dodging to the side, rubbing her ear with a look of feline confusion.
She muttered to herself: "What's going on? Why is my ear suddenly itchy?"
Jiangnan cackled silently, then blew another breath!
Mountain Cat kept moving away, looked up at the open window, the curtains gently swaying~
She got up and closed the window.
"Today's wind is awfully improper, isn't it?"
Jiangnan: (˵ಡεಡ˵)
"The wind is proper enough—whether the person is proper, who knows~"
Seeing Mountain Cat completely ignoring him, Jiangnan grew bolder.
He pursed his lips and planted a kiss on Mountain Cat's cheek!
(｡˘•﹏•˘)(¯᷄ε¯᷅๐)
mUa!
"Ah!"
Mountain Cat gasped, feeling her cheek a little wet, but looking around, there was nothing unusual.
She looked puzzled but decided to ignore it and continued reading her book.
However, Jiangnan was already addicted to kissing.
The thrill of stealing kisses without being caught was way too exciting, right?
Good thing Third Brother respected the law, or this would be unstoppable!
Ten minutes passed in a flash. Jiangnan, addicted to kissing, completely forgot about time and kept going.
The reading Mountain Cat suddenly stiffened, her gaze turning to Jiangnan, who was kissing her cheek.
Their eyes met!
(∗❛ั～❛ั)(ᵒ̌εᵒ̌٥)
Jiangnan shuddered. Could Mountain Cat Sister actually see him now?
But Mountain Cat only locked eyes for a moment, then her gaze slid away involuntarily.
She gently turned a page and brushed her hair aside, revealing her snow-white neck, her expression unchanged.
Jiangnan relaxed. See? Third Brother is awesome!
So he planted another kiss on Mountain Cat's neck!
This time, Mountain Cat's fingers gripping the book turned white from strain, and her little toes in her socks curled together.
˚‧º·(٥⌒﹏⌒)˚º·˚
But her expression didn't change at all.
Jiangnan suddenly snapped back to reality. No, no, he was here to do an experiment, not to kiss!
If he kept kissing, he wouldn't be able to stop.
Once he confirmed that Zhang San's Passive Talent Skill was enhanced by the Bobo Lipstick, that was good enough.
So he teleported out of the room.
The moment he left, Mountain Cat's face instantly turned as red as a big apple, almost steaming.
˚‧º·(๐ớ﹏ờ๐)‧º·˚
She pounced onto the bed and buried her head under the pillow.
Aahhh—
Did Little Nan come specifically to steal kisses from me?
No wonder my face felt wet!
It wasn't the wind that was improper—it was the person!
What method did Little Nan use to make me ignore him at first?
He wasn't wearing an invisibility cloak, either?
Thinking back to what just happened, Mountain Cat's face grew even redder, but her two little feet dangling off the bed couldn't help swinging back and forth.
Back at the training ground, Jiangnan was brimming with excitement: "Haha! Third Brother, you've hit the jackpot!"
Zhang San was still looking confused when Jiangnan ran straight to Yang Jian to report his idea.
Yang Jian was stunned: "We have such an extraordinary person in our Dragon Abyss? Why didn't I know?"
Jiangnan wiped the sweat off his forehead: "If he wasn't wearing that big gold chain, I wouldn't know either."
If everyone who went out to plant vines had the ability to be ignored, then what was there to fear from beast tides?
Wouldn't No Man's Land become a free zone?
He immediately organized people to line up at the training ground.
At this moment, Zhang San stared blankly at the winding line of people stretching in a bow shape.
ጿጿጿጿጿጿጿ(꒪꒫꒪⌯)ˀ̣ˀ̣
What's this? Is payday here?
The crowd buzzed with chatter.
"Didn't they say there was an ultimate weapon that would let us walk freely in No Man's Land without fear of beast tides? Where is it?"
"Could it be Didiwei? No! I don't want to go crazy!"
"Please spare us! Vine pole dancing is really unconquerable!"
Wang Dalei frowned: (๑•̌ࡇ•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
"What weird stuff are you talking about?"
"By the way, why has everyone been looking at me strangely these past few days? So odd!"
Jiangnan wrapped his arm around Zhang San with a bright smile: "Don't worry, it'll be arranged right away."
He pulled out the Bobo Lipstick and handed it to Zhang San, raising an eyebrow: "Third Brother! The stability of the Western Frontier depends entirely on you!"
"You're the core of our Outlaw Farming Team!"
At this moment, Zhang San's expression froze, his face turning pale. He finally understood Jiangnan's plan.
Sure, I have a strong tool-man attribute.
But who uses it like this? Arranging a whole line of men for me to kiss?
So that's what a "stamp" is, huh?
A real stamp machine?
"Nan Shen? So many people? I... I really can't kiss that many!"
Jiangnan coughed lightly.
(≖ก≖*) "Direction 12 o'clock, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock!"
As soon as he called out the directions, Zhang San's gaze instantly scanned!
Among the long dragon-like line, there were a few scattered young women.
Zhang San's eyes lit up like bulbs, his hair standing on end!
(ง♡ꇴ♡)ว Aha~
As long as I kiss all the men in line first, I'll get to legitimately kiss the girls!
"Leave it to my Nan Shen, always thinking of your brother with the good stuff!"
Zhang San was deeply moved, applied the lipstick, and turned into a printer.
He grabbed a scruffy, bearded man and planted a hundred kisses in a blur, his head moving so fast it left afterimages!
ˀ̣ˀ̣(๑°┏͟ʖ┓°)(ʘ̆❥ʘ̥̆ꐦ)
"Go, go, go! Next!"
The moment the big beard was kissed, everyone felt as if he had vanished, completely invisible!
They were all stunned. How was this even possible?
What method did Nan Shen use?
One by one, the crowd grew restless.
Little did they know, at the end of the line, Zhang San's fiery red lips awaited them.
Zhang San was full of motivation. Girls! Wait for your brother!
Soon I'll get to kiss you!
As the number of people he kissed grew, Zhang San's internal spiritual energy began to drain exponentially.
The Passive Talent Skill constantly consumed spiritual energy, but very little.
However, the sheer number was too much. By the time he was halfway through, Zhang San felt like he was leaking.
Spiritual energy poured out like water, so he had to eat Durian Pulp to replenish.
But looking at the girls at the end of the line, Zhang San gritted his teeth and kept kissing.
Huh? Wait. I've kissed so many people, but I still haven't kissed a single girl?
Whatever! As long as I keep going, I'll eventually get to them!
While Zhang San was busy kissing, Jiangnan quietly arranged for people to cut in line ahead of the girls.
He knew Zhang San wouldn't be willing otherwise. These girls were borrowed from the lab.
Without giving Third Brother some motivation, how would he keep kissing?
The Farming Team didn't have any girls at all!
After kissing who knows how many people, Zhang San felt his lips go numb.
His vision blurred, and he collapsed on the spot.
He muttered:
(˘❥˘｡) "Girls... wait for your brother... I'll get to you soon..."
Jiangnan chuckled, clapped his hands, and the girls all returned to the lab.
There were still over a hundred people left to kiss. Third Brother couldn't give up now!
So he grabbed Zhang San, fed him a bite of Durian Pulp, reapplied the lipstick, and started using him like a stamp.
For Jiangnan, who had maxed out his human weapon skills, stamping was no problem at all!
(•'益'•۶)۶(ˇ❥ˇ｡)
Li Si, watching from the side, couldn't bear to look anymore.
Nan Shen really doesn't do anything human. This is brutal!
After stamping the last hundred people, the Outlaw Farming Team set off to plant.
Meanwhile, Zhang San slowly regained consciousness, his lips swollen like sausages.
"Hiss—where are the girls? Why are they all gone?"
Jiangnan smiled: "They all went on missions."
Zhang San's eyes reddened: "Did I kiss any girls? I passed out from exhaustion!"
Jiangnan grinned: "Of course you did! You don't know—the girls were squealing and blushing shyly!"
"You have to work hard. They'll come back for you to reapply the lip prints!"
With that, he handed Zhang San a basket of Durian Pulp.
Zhang San was full of regret. Damn, he missed such a scene? Passed out?
Next time, he must experience it himself!
He stuffed his face with Durian Pulp to supply the Farming Team and looked forward to the next round of lip print refills.
Jiangnan stood up, deep in thought.
He couldn't keep borrowing girls from the lab forever—that wasn't a long-term solution.
He'd have to find a few big guys in the Farming Team, give them some Pudding, dress them up as women, and trick Third Brother into kissing them.
That way, Third Brother would have more motivation.
Yep. That's the plan.
Meanwhile, Zhang San was still smiling with anticipation.
Ahhh—I never thought I, Zhang San, would one day legitimately kiss girls!
Thanks to Nan Shen!
What a good brother!
And so, the Outlaw Farming Team began wandering through No Man's Land, planting like crazy.
Dig a hole, bury some dirt, count one-two-three-four-five, and a green vine sprout would grow!
The Tiancong Green Vine took the opportunity to spread underground, expanding its territory and establishing connections with the vine forest.
Li Bing stayed at 066 to study the Tiancong Green Vine, saying she would completely solve Jiangnan's physical problems.
Nobody knew what she was researching.
Jiangnan led the team back to the Outpost Main Base, coordinating with Zi Yuan to monitor the progress of the Tiancong Plan.
As the first country to withstand the Ling Xu outbreak, all eyes were on Hua Xia's every move in the Western Frontier.
Everyone was curious what method Hua Xia had used to suppress the spirit disaster—after all, since the first wave of beast tides, the Western Frontier hadn't seen any major incidents.
They wondered if they could learn from it and apply it to their own lands.
But the No Man's Land was covered by large cloud swirls, making satellite imaging impossible.
They even deployed spy nails to probe the Western Frontier Spirit Martial Force's movements—everyone was going crazy.