Chapter 1069: Everything Can Be Special Effects?
The little girls were all stirred up by Ye Zhenguo's teasing, screaming and cursing him as an old pervert, then running off to tattle to Yang Jian!
"Brother Jian! Look at Senior Ye! He's absolutely terrible!"
"He's at that age, and he's still flirting all over the place—you need to control him!"
At this moment, Yang Jian was completely stunned by Ye Zhenguo. Old man, have you completely abandoned all shame?
The Spirit Martial Force members were looking at Ye Zhenguo with strange expressions, faces full of disdain!
"Tsk tsk tsk~ Never thought the Azure Dragon War God would be this kind of person!"
"Already eighty or ninety years old, and still so flirtatious? Hitting on young girls!"
"As expected! Heroes don't ask where they come from, and scoundrels don't ask their age!"
Wang Dalei also sucked in a breath of cold air: "I think Uncle Ye has been holding back too long? Doesn't even care about his face anymore!"
Chen Daoyi's face was full of disgust: "Old and disrespectful! He's bringing shame to us senior powerhouses!"
Ye Zhenguo was about to go crazy at this point—all his hard-earned reputation was completely ruined!
Why the hell can't I control myself from flirting with girls?
[Resentment Value from Ye Zhenguo +1000!]
That kid doesn't have a single good thing in his hands!
Yang Jian coughed lightly, too embarrassed to say much.
(⇀ก↼٥) "Um~ Uncle Ye! Please be a bit mindful of your image. Look at how scared the girls are? They're crying!"
Ye Zhenguo: !!!
I don't want to either! But I can't help it!
"Make little people! Make 99 of them! Aaahhh~"
At this moment, Ye Zhenguo roared at the sky!
Jiangnan's face darkened. If this kept up, once Brother Ye came to his senses, wouldn't he kill me?
But he was completely helpless, so he could only let Liu Mang conjure up some girls for Old Ye to flirt with!
At least letting him talk the talk was better than nothing, right?
Liu Mang: ???
Why is it me again?
...
Just then, Chen Daoyi's brow furrowed tightly, his expression unusual!
The special effects phantom on his body had already disappeared!
The next instant, he felt an unbearable itch all over his body, like tens of thousands of ants crawling over his skin!
He couldn't hold back and let out a roar to the sky!
"Aaahhh! I'm itching to death!"
As he spoke, he went crazy, scratching wildly all over his body with both hands, making a crackling sound!
Red marks covered his skin from the scratching!
But it wasn't nearly enough. Chen Daoyi was at the peak of madness!
He dove straight to the ground, pressing his back against the earth, writhing like a snake, rubbing back and forth!
He even used his legs to push himself, scraping along the ground so hard that sparks flew from his back!
Jiangnan's eyes bulged. What... what kind of violent back-scratching method is this?
An itch?
Just watching Chen Daoyi's condition made Jiangnan feel itchy himself!
Good thing he hadn't used the Didiwei—it really was harmful stuff!
Was it a skin allergy or something? How could the itching be this bad?
At that moment, Wang Dalei also had an episode. He let out a roar!
He started slapping his own face with loud cracks, trying to relieve the itch!
He crossed his hands, grabbed the armpit hair on both sides, and yanked hard!
(ꐦ༎ຶ口༎ຶꐦ) "Yaaaahhh~"
A miserable scream rang out. The intense pain dulled the itching sensation!
But it couldn't suppress the overwhelming itch spreading through his body!
He rushed straight to Jiangnan and said urgently: "Hit me! Hit me now!"
Jiangnan was terrified: "This... this doesn't seem right?"
Wang Dalei's eyes were bloodshot as he roared at the sky!
(งథ口థ)ง "Aaahhh~ I'm so itchy!"
Shouting, he charged straight into a granite mountain, rubbing against the rough stone to ease the itch!
But it was useless!
It was an itch that made you want to tear your own skin off. He was completely losing his mind!
Willing to do anything to relieve the itching!
Everyone was dumbfounded. Chen Daoyi was hugging a rock, smashing his head against it like crazy, trying to knock himself unconscious so he wouldn't have to feel the itch!
But he couldn't knock himself out—how could a Dao Heaven be knocked out by a rock?
Chen Daoyi's head was moving so fast it left afterimages, like a hydraulic impact drill, a reciprocating rock crusher. In no time, he had smashed thousands of rocks!
Wang Dalei, meanwhile, burst out of the mountain like a tunnel boring machine, collapsing the entire granite peak!
Still itching!
The two locked eyes, rushed at each other, and rolled on the ground. Scratching, clawing, punching—anything goes. They helped each other relieve the itch while satisfying their own needs!
"Use more force, dammit! Did you not eat? Scratch me!"
"That's right, that's it! Scratch hard! Or just punch me!"
The two rolled on the ground, beating each other senseless, the slaps echoing loudly, yet they both looked completely blissful!
The scene was utterly unwatchable!
Everyone was shocked. What the hell was going on here?
Two more had gone crazy?
They had beaten down the mother vine, the mother vine was dead, but now three Dao Heaven powerhouses were completely wrecked!
Jiangnan looked guilty. He never imagined the side effect of the Didiwei perfume spray would be itching!
An itch that could drive a Dao Heaven crazy?
Just how intense was it?
Just watching it made Jiangnan feel itchy!
Good thing he hadn't used it!
Wait? Since the Didiwei perfume would cause unbearable itching after 30 minutes of exposure to air...
If he didn't spray it on people, but on objects, would it still work?
If used well, this could be another powerful tool!
Jiangnan casually found a blade of grass on the ground and sprayed the perfume on it!
The grass suddenly emitted a dazzling emerald glow, with mist forming on it!
Just one look at that blade of grass made his eyes sting, as if it could slash out swordsmanship at any moment!
It shook his mind!
It had become a divine grass!
Jiangnan's eyes lit up. Giao! Anything could get a skin?
So he sprayed a nearby broken rock!
That ordinary rock suddenly gave off a majestic, grand feeling, like a miniature Primeval Divine Mountain!
It felt like picking it up could crush a Dao Heaven to death!
Jiangnan swallowed. He might have struck gold!
Everything can get a skin? Add special effects?
Jiangnan was busy with his little experiment, developing new uses for the product!
Meanwhile, Wang Dalei and Chen Daoyi had found that the pain from beating each other could no longer suppress the itch!
Their bloodshot eyes locked onto the dense thorns growing on the Heavenly Cong Azure Vine's body!
Extremely sharp, with barbs on them!
Their eyes lit up. This might be even more satisfying, right?
So they stood up, rushed over like madmen, and hugged the vine's body!
They started rubbing wildly against it, wearing expressions of pure bliss!
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Azure Vine: ???
Hey hey hey! What are you two doing to me?
Godfather! Godmother!
Look at these two!
Wang Dalei: "Hahaha! This is the stuff! Sigh~ My back! My back is still itchy, what do I do?"
Chen Daoyi: "Azure Vine! Don't hold back! Use your thorny vines to whip us good! Hit us hard!"
"That's right! Hit me! We raised you so big, you can't refuse us now!"
Azure Vine was frantic. Why would it hold back? It used its thorn-covered vines to whip them mercilessly!
The slaps echoed loudly!
(#⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "Yahoo~ So satisfying!"
(#⁼̴ꇴ⁼̴) "Why didn't I think of this earlier? Hit me! Put away your pity—I'm so itchy!"
The two rubbed themselves while enjoying the vine's whipping!
Yang Jian and Guan Tai couldn't watch anymore. This was a total loss!
Jiangning's face was full of disgust: (´-～-`‧̣̥̇)
"They really are perverts! Ptooey!"