Chapter 89: Next One
Jiang Hong was bewildered as Zheng Wei dragged her away, feeling that Zheng Wei's hand was as hot as a red-hot branding iron!
"Hey! Why are you in such a hurry to leave? Didn't we agree to eat malatang after browsing the street stalls?"
Zheng Wei felt the blood rushing to his head, about to explode!
His ears were ringing, and he was drenched in sweat!
Southern God's chives were too potent, weren't they?
Taking effect right after eating?
"Who cares about malatang? Let's get straight to the point!"
Jiang Hong: ???
What the hell does 'get straight to the point' mean?
Where are you taking me?
But Zheng Wei just charged ahead, his grudge value maxed out!
I'm never eating anything from Southern God's stall again!
This is such a trap!
At this moment, Zheng Wei felt dizzy and was about to collapse!
Jiang Hong said anxiously, "What's wrong with you? Should we go to the hospital?"
Zheng Wei shook his head like a rattle-drum!
"No! The hospital can't save me. We're almost there. I can hold on!"
He looked up—the target was right in front of him!
Jiang Hong followed Zheng Wei's gaze and her face turned black!
Wasn't that a theme hotel ahead?
So 'get straight to the point' meant this?
"I thought something was really wrong with you. Hospital can't save you? But a hotel can, huh?"
"Zheng Wei! You're inhuman!"
"I traveled thousands of miles to Jiangcheng to find you, and you won't even buy me a seven-yuan bowl of malatang, just drag me to a hotel?"
"Pfft! You bastard!"
Zheng Wei was almost crying: "Honghong! It's not my fault! It's all because of that chive from Southern God's stall—it's too strong! I feel like I'm going to die!"
"Only this place can save me!"
Seeing Zheng Wei's pitiful expression, Jiang Hong's heart softened after all!
She helped him into the hotel.
Zheng Wei was leaning on the front desk, his eyes bloodshot.
"Give me a room!"
Front desk girl: "Sorry, we're fully booked. It's Valentine's Day, so without a reservation, you can't get a room."
Zheng Wei: ???
"Pwah~"
Zheng Wei rolled his eyes, fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth and kicking his legs!
Does it have to be such a trap?
Fully booked?
The front desk girl was horrified. Was this gentleman so quick-tempered?
Being fully booked made him foam at the mouth?
Jiang Hong was terrified: "The theme hotel can't save you. We need to go to the hospital! Quick! Call an ambulance!"
[Grudge value from Zheng Wei +1000!]
[From Zheng Wei...]
...
Jiangnan, having packed up his stall, walked home contentedly.
He also gave Wu Liang ten small triangles as wages.
Made 5 million in one night!
The system took 9.99 as stall fee.
The remaining 0.01 was still a huge sum of 50,000!
What a fortune!
Not to mention the collection of over 300,000 grudge value!
Skill points also reached 49,500!
More than enough to level up to my heart's content!
So awesome!
And the grudge value was still coming in continuously!
Jiangnan was ready to go home and have a big spending spree!
He had to unlock the prizes after the Beauty Pill!
Jiangnan was walking happily, almost home,
when he heard a loud engine roar!
A Mercedes-Benz G-Class came roaring around a corner!
The huge centrifugal force lifted one wheel off the ground...
As soon as it landed, the engine revved again!
Accelerating wildly!
Jiangnan: ???
What's going on?
Isn't that Xia Yao's car?
Where is she going so late?
But the G-Class showed no sign of slowing down, still accelerating wildly!
Jiangnan: !!!
Damn!
Is this Xia Yao crazy?
It's just that I accidentally gave you a black eye?
You gave yourself that black eye! What does it have to do with me, Jiangnan?
Is it necessary to kill me to silence me?
Is she trying to ram me to death?
Forget it, forget it!
Let the girl vent her anger!
Jiangnan didn't dodge. Instead, he opened his arms to embrace the G-Class.
"Boom!"
A loud crash!
Jiangnan was launched into the air on the spot!
Spiraling upward!
His body spun 7200 degrees in the air!
He was sent flying over 30 meters!
His head slammed onto the sidewalk!
Perfect landing!
Accompanied by the screech of brakes.
Xia Yao and Zhong Yingxue scrambled out of the car.
Zhong Yingxue was nearly hysterical: "Wow! Xiao Nan! Was that Xiao Nan just now?"
Xia Yao's face darkened: "It was him. And you sent him flying 30 meters!"
Zhong Yingxue was dumbfounded: "Ah!!!"
Turns out the driver wasn't Xia Yao at all—it was Zhong Yingxue!
The two ran over frantically.
And at Jiangnan's landing spot, a crowd of pedestrians had gathered.
"What the heck? Sent flying 30 meters? He's definitely dead!"
"How unlucky! Even walking gets you hit?"
"So young? Tsk tsk tsk."
"What a waste!"
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao hurried over.
Jiangnan was now half-buried in the bushes of the greenbelt,
only his legs sticking out...
"Ah! Xiao Nan couldn't have... no way he's already!"
Xia Yao covered her face: "A normal person would definitely be dead."
Just then, Jiangnan's legs twitched.
He pulled his upper body out of the bushes in one swift motion.
His body was covered in leaves.
Looking at the surrounding crowd, Jiangnan spat out the leaves from his mouth.
He reached up and smoothed his hair.
Calmly, he said, "Next one!"
Zhong Yingxue: ???
Xia Yao: ???
The passersby stared wide-eyed at Jiangnan.
What the hell?
Are you really this badass?
One car isn't enough? You want another damn one?
Addicted, huh?
You've totally nailed this act!