Chapter 88: What Kind of Contestant Is This?
Not only were the onlookers stunned!
Even Jiangnan was dumbfounded!
The crowd was silent for three seconds, then erupted in earth-shattering gasps!
Instantly, the flashing cameras and shutters nearly blinded Jiangnan’s dazzling big eyes!
His underwear fell off?
There wasn’t a single shred of cloth left on Wu Liang!
No one had expected such a ridiculous twist!
Jiangnan had just been thinking that the Hulk Brand Shorts might be the best consolation prize from the system!
No side effects!
Who would have thought that before he could even praise them—
—it would hit him with a brick right away!
The side effect of the Hulk Brand Shorts was a usage limit?
About 30 times!
Exceed that, and they lose their elasticity?
Damn, that discovery came way too late!
Wu Liang was already completely naked!
At that moment!
Among the onlookers, the male members covered their faces with their hands, instinctively closing their eyes!
Only through going home and studying hard could they wash away the spiritual contamination!
The young ladies screamed in shock, yet couldn’t help peeking!
The middle-aged women, on the other hand, clicked their tongues in admiration, commenting and critiquing.
"Holy shit! This young man!"
"Oh my god! This is way bigger than my old man’s…"
"Hehe! Totally worth the trip…"
The two female streamers were completely dumbfounded!
This… what kind of contestant is this?
[From Wu Liang, Resentment Value +666!]
But the big guy himself was surprisingly calm—what storms and waves hadn’t he seen?
He’d experienced this before in that alley!
He just hadn’t expected the second time to come so soon!
Twice being gawked at, and both times because of Jiangnan…
Wu Liang’s face turned dark as coal.
"Brother Nan, can you be any more of a disaster?"
Jiangnan covered his face, grabbed a pair of shorts, and handed them to Wu Liang: "Shut up! Just put them on!"
Wu Liang looked at the underwear Jiangnan offered and shook his head: "I want briefs."
Jiangnan: ???
Hell!
At a time like this, you’re still quibbling over boxers vs. briefs?
How stubborn can you be?
"Brother Nan! You don’t understand! Briefs are a matter of faith!"
"Forget it! Faith my ass!"
"Pretty soon someone’s gonna show up and arrest you as a pervert!"
In the end, he still got Wu Liang to put on a pair of briefs.
Jiangnan cleared his throat twice to cover his embarrassment: "Um… everyone saw that, right?"
"The Hulk Brand Shorts have a usage limit, so be careful when you transform!"
Just as Jiangnan was explaining—
Then came:
"Ah… ahhh!!!"
Two screams, plus a pig-like shriek, echoed through the entire night market!
It was the two female streamers and Xu Yuan!
On their phone screens, a line of text appeared:
"This livestream has been banned. Please watch other streamers!"
Xu Yuan was crying!
The two female streamers’ faces also twisted up!
They had originally wanted to ride the hype,
But instead got their own livestreams banned!
After all, this scene came way too suddenly!
Who would have thought that Wu Liang, who had been showing off all this time, would end up losing his shorts?
They couldn’t help but glare resentfully at Jiangnan.
Last time they tried to piggyback on him, they got a brick to the forehead.
This time they got their livestream banned.
Whenever they run into Jiangnan, nothing good happens!
[From Xu Yuan, Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Li Qin, Resentment Value +666!]
[From Zhou Xiang, Resentment Value +999!]
Jiangnan snickered to himself.
This has nothing to do with me, okay!
You came to sponge off me on your own!
Don’t drag me into it!
True to his seasoned nature, Jiangnan pivoted smoothly: "Don’t just focus on buying shorts!"
"Today is Valentine’s Day, and I’m launching a new product: Dali Chives!"
"Enhances marital affection, boosts romantic relationships!"
"Valentine’s Day special! Only fifteen thousand!"
At that, the crowd finally snapped out of their shorts frenzy.
When they saw Dali Chives, what was there to think about?
They immediately started shelling out money.
But Jiangnan was surprised.
He thought these were all repeat customers.
To his surprise, the first buyers were mostly middle-aged women!
They went on a shopping frenzy without any haggling!
He looked up.
A bunch of men in their thirties and forties stood by the roadside, each looking utterly lifeless, with sunken eyes and sallow faces.
They all looked like they were about to ascend to heaven.
Then he looked at those middle-aged women.
Their faces were rosy, their skin glowing with oil and moisture!
They were absolutely radiant!
Jiangnan shivered.
He couldn’t help thinking about Uncle next door’s dog, Wangcai.
He wondered if it had gotten off work yet.
Those men stared at Jiangnan with resentful expressions.
Meanwhile, the resentment value list kept refreshing like crazy.
Jiangnan chuckled to himself.
There’s never been a field that plows out, only an ox that wears down.
Suddenly, a guy frowned in confusion: "Hey? That’s not right!"
"Before, Dali was ten thousand per bottle, and Chives were a thousand per stalk."
"Together that’s eleven thousand. Now you’re charging fifteen thousand for the Valentine’s special?"
"What kind of sneaky move is this? A reverse discount?"
Jiangnan spread his hands: "No problem. It’s a 14% discount."
The guy: ???
I’ve heard of a 10% discount, I’ve heard of a 5% discount.
But have you ever heard of a 14% discount?
A discount that raises the price?
[From Wang Tianhou, Resentment Value +666!]
"Black-hearted profiteer!"
Jiangnan pouted: "Take it or leave it."
The guy groaned: "I’ll take it! Why wouldn’t I take it? If I don’t, I can’t turn in my homework!"
With that group leading the way, more college couples showed up, opening their wallets generously.
Jiangnan was raking it in!
In just a short while, he had already sold well over a million!
Just then, a familiar voice rang out: "Nan Shen! Save some for me! Save some!"
It was Zheng Wei, dragging a girl, shoving into the crowd.
He finally fought his way to the front.
"Come on! Say hi to Nan Shen!"
The girl was fashionably dressed, tall and slender, in a pencil skirt with big waves. She was gorgeous.
"This is my girlfriend, Jiang Hong!"
Jiang Hong smiled sweetly at Jiangnan: "Pleasure to meet you, Nan Shen!"
Jiangnan was taken aback: "Huh? Wasn’t that someone else you brought last time?"
Jiang Hong startled, then shot a fierce glare at Zheng Wei, and stomped hard on his foot with her high heel!
Zheng Wei’s eyes bulged: "Ow!"
What do you mean not this one?
Hey, hey, hey!
Make it clear! How am I supposed to explain this?
[From Zheng Wei, Resentment Value +666!]
"Those… those two were my teammates! Not my girlfriend! Nan Shen, stop messing with me!"
Zheng Wei was about to cry.
Jiangnan grinned brightly: "So? Still want some Dali?"
Zheng Wei said grandly: "Give me three buckets! And I heard there’s a new product?"
Jiangnan casually tossed over a bottle of Dali Chives, winked: "Chives plus Dali, you’re in for a surprise!"
He gave Zheng Wei a knowing look.
Zheng Wei’s eyes lit up. New product?
He rubbed his shiny bald head, then pulled off the Chives and ate them right there.
Jiangnan: !!!
The group of men by the roadside: !!!
Holy shit!
Bro, you’re bold!
Eating it on the spot?
Zheng Wei felt a wave of heat surge straight to his crown. His eyes turned red!
He grabbed Jiang Hong’s hand: "Honghong! Let’s go, quick!"
Jiang Hong: ???
"What’s wrong?"
"Trouble… big trouble!"
[From Zheng Wei, Resentment Value +1000!]