Chapter 90: Come On! Let's Run Her Over! (Extra Update!!!)
Seeing that Jiangnan was only a little dirty, he didn't seem injured at all?
Is he even human?
An invincible, iron-headed dummy?
At this moment, the looks passersby gave Jiangnan changed!
They all gave him a thumbs up!
"I'll give you 100 points for that flex!"
"When will I ever become as outstanding as you?"
"Now you know what to say after being hit by a car and getting back up, right?"
"Next car! Low-key yet stylish!"
"Elegant but full of depth! Amazing!"
"Learned, learned!"
"But first, you actually have to be able to get up..."
Jiangnan rolled his eyes!
*You* guys are the real MVPs!
You're talking it up like it's some epic tale!
This was just normal stuff, okay?
I love how easily impressed you all are!
With the continuous transformation from the Strongman Potion, Jiangnan had a lot of confidence in his physical toughness!
Otherwise, why would he take such risks?
Zhong Yingxue rushed over and hugged Jiangnan tightly: "You're okay! That's such a relief! You scared me to death just now!"
Jiangnan patted her back gently to comfort her.
Then he glared and said, "Big bad wolf! You've got a cruel heart!"
"You've vented now, right? Let's call this even, okay? No biting me!"
Xia Yao: ???
What the hell?
How am I a big bad wolf?
How am I cruel?
And here I was just worrying about you!
Hmph!
[From Xia Yao's resentment +666!]
"You don't think I was the one who hit you, do you? Why would I go that far?"
Jiangnan was stunned: "It wasn't you?"
Zhong Yingxue, still nestled in Jiangnan's arms, blushed all the way to her ears.
She didn't dare look Jiangnan in the eye: "I... I was the one driving!"
"Xiaoyao was in the passenger seat. We'd just gone out to practice, and then... then..."
Jiangnan: ???
Wait—Zhong Yingxue was driving just now?
Damn!
That was one aggressive start, okay?
Xia Yao looked smug, raising an eyebrow at Jiangnan.
Her expression said:
See? You were wrong about me, weren't you?
Don't you want to praise me?
Jiangnan: "It's all your fault! How did you teach Xuexue to drive?"
"If she'd hit a cat or a dog, wouldn't that have been terrible?"
How could Zhong Yingxue possibly be wrong?
Impossible!
Yeah.
Xia Yao: ???
[From Xia Yao's resentment +1000!]
"Ah! I'll bite you to death!"
She instantly flared up, lunged at Jiangnan, and bit down on his arm.
"Ow ow ow! That hurts! You actually bit!"
...
Inside the Mercedes-Benz G-Wagon.
Jiangnan sat in the passenger seat!
There were teeth marks on his arm.
Xia Yao sat in the back, looking pissed.
Zhong Yingxue was in the driver's seat, her pretty face full of tension.
She said timidly, "You... you really want me to drive?"
Xia Yao's expression stiffened. Without a second thought, she quickly buckled her seatbelt and gripped the armrest tightly with both hands!
Zhong Yingxue's face grew even redder.
Jiangnan: "It's fine. Just listen to me! I'll teach you!"
"Come on, step on the clutch! Shift to first! Slowly release the clutch, give it some gas..."
Jiangnan's voice was soothing, and Zhong Yingxue felt reassured.
The car slowly started moving.
"Good job, Xiaoxue!"
"Clutch, shift to second! Release the clutch, accelerate!"
Under Jiangnan's careful guidance, the car finally got onto the road.
It cruised leisurely at a turtle's pace of 30 km/h.
Xia Yao was amazed. Jiangnan actually managed to teach her?
But the speed... honestly, it was hard to applaud.
Zhong Yingxue's delicate face was full of joy.
Just then, about 300 meters ahead, an old lady was crossing the street.
Jiangnan: "See that old lady over there?"
Zhong Yingxue nodded like a chick pecking at grain!
"She's crossing so slowly! Hmph! Let's run her over!"
Zhong Yingxue's eyes went wide: ???
"That... that's not okay, right?"
Jiangnan facepalmed.
What do you mean by that?
Your tone suggests there might be a possibility of it being okay?
What drove Jiangnan to despair was...
Zhong Yingxue actually stepped on the gas!
Jiangnan could imagine that ten seconds later,
This old lady would be sent flying over 30 meters,
Spiraling into the sky, performing a 3600-degree midair rotation, and landing perfectly!
But whether she could get up and say "next car" like Jiangnan, he had no idea.
"That's not okay... why aren't you braking?"
Zhong Yingxue's face was as red as a big apple.
She finally slammed on the brakes and stopped right before the crosswalk.
Jiangnan was dumbfounded.
Xiaoxue was way too adorable!
She was so obedient!
It made Jiangnan feel bad for teasing her.
"Pfft... hahahaha!"
Xia Yao in the back seat was laughing so hard she was rocking back and forth, slapping her thighs repeatedly.
Zhong Yingxue's face was flushed so red it looked like it might drip blood. She shot Jiangnan a reproachful glare.
Jiangnan felt a pang of guilt.
"Alright, alright, I won't tease you anymore! When the light turns green, we'll go, okay?"
The red light was 99 seconds long, with over ten cars lined up behind them.
Then the light turned green.
After the old lady incident, Zhong Yingxue was even more nervous.
She stalled on the first try!
Then stalled again on the second attempt.
The seasoned drivers behind them had already started honking impatiently.
Zhong Yingxue began to panic.
"Don't rush, okay? Take your time, slowly."
Just as this green light was about to end,
Zhong Yingxue grew more anxious.
Her hands gripping the steering wheel tightened even more.
With a *crack* sound,
The car instantly fell into silence.
Jiangnan almost popped his eyes out!
Xia Yao in the back seat was dumbfounded.
Zhong Yingxue had ripped the entire steering wheel off!
At that moment, Zhong Yingxue's mind went blank.
Holding the steering wheel she'd torn off, she was completely petrified.
Jiangnan: ???
Damn!
Ripping off the steering wheel with bare hands—really?
She's that strong?
What... what do we do now?
Xia Yao: "Hahahaha..."
She wasn't just laughing with tears; she was laughing like a pig.
Jiangnan was barely holding it in too.
Steering wheel: I'm so screwed!
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The veteran driver behind them exploded!
"Damn it! Why aren't you moving? The light's red again!"
"What's going on? Can you drive or not? A female driver, huh?"
"Think a G-Wagon makes you awesome?"
"Beep! Beep! Beep! Just drive already!"
The barrage of honking and cursing ignited a fire in Zhong Yingxue's heart!
"What are you honking at!"
She rolled down the window—
Then stuck the broken steering wheel out the window!
Veteran drivers: !!!
In an instant, total silence fell.
They'd actually broken the damn steering wheel off?
How the hell were they supposed to drive now...
"Sorry! We apologize!"
"Th-this... damn, that's some serious grip strength!"
"Dog head for survival!"
"Holy crap..."
Zhong Yingxue looked at the steering wheel in her hands with a pitiful expression.
Jiangnan's heart ached for her.
"It's fine! I've got a solution! It's just a steering wheel!"
He reached into the alternate dimension and rummaged around.
Under the astonished gazes of Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao,
Jiangnan pulled out an adjustable wrench!
He somehow clamped it onto the steering column.
Xia Yao: ???
"Using an adjustable wrench as a steering wheel? Turning by twisting the wrench? Are you serious, Xiao Nan?"
[From Xia Yao's resentment +333!]
What kind of crazy operation was this?
Too ridiculous, right?
Zhong Yingxue said seriously, "I want to try."
Xia Yao swallowed hard and pulled the other seatbelt over,
Crossing it over herself!
Safety first! Yeah, safety first!
Jiangnan beamed: "Let's go!"
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