Chapter 87: The Side Effects of Hulk Brand Shorts? (Extra Update!!!)
As Jiangnan unveiled his new product,
the crowd erupted in a chorus of boos!
The few female streamers that Xu Yuan brought to ride on Jiangnan's fame looked utterly disappointed.
Live chat comments:
"Boss Nan finally can't keep it up! After staying away from his stall for so long, I thought he was cooking up something big!"
"A few scraps of cloth for ten thousand? Do they really think we're fools?"
"Boss Nan has started taking easy money now!"
"His shorts used to be ten bucks for two! Now they're ten thousand?"
Xu Yuan chimed in, "Boss Nan, I brought people here to support you!"
"These sisters all came for you, don't let them down!"
The female streamers behind him pouted,
but as they looked at the pile of shorts on the stall, their pretty faces still flushed...
Are we the ones out of touch with the latest trends?
This is way too exciting!!!
Jiangnan curled his lip. "What do you know?"
"Big Guy! Full Beast Transformation!"
This time, Wu Liang finally understood why Jiangnan had brought him along!
He got to show off his impressive physique again, right?
Thinking about it, Wu Liang couldn't help but look excited.
"Got it!"
And with a single "riiiip,"
under everyone's stunned gaze,
Wu Liang, who was nearly two meters tall, directly transformed into a four-meter-tall black bear!
His jeans and small t-shirt burst apart!
Bringing an unparalleled visual shock to everyone!
At that moment,
the whole place fell silent!
The onlookers were momentarily petrified!
Their jaws almost hit the ground.
"Ah! My eyes..."
"What the hell! What the f*ck am I seeing?"
"F*ck! My worldview! My worldview is completely shattered!"
"How much study material do I need to look at to heal my wounded soul!"
Jiangnan was also dumbfounded!
No way!
This wasn't the effect he intended!
So Jiangnan turned around and saw a sight he'd never forget!
A four-meter-tall black bear,
wearing a Pikachu triangle shorts!
Wu Liang's bear face wore a proud smile,
as he struck a bodybuilding pose, flexing his biceps!
Jiangnan: !!!
F*ck!
How did he switch back to Pikachu again?
"Hurry! Hurry and transform back!"
If he didn't change back soon, he'd scare the little kid of the auntie nearby!
Wu Liang reverted to human form,
and the crowd gasped again!
A two-meter-tall, iron-tower muscular man, matched with Pikachu,
simply explosive!
Wu Liang looked utterly thrilled!
Yes!
This was the attention he craved!
Thrilling!
Jiangnan: ...
Did Wu Liang awaken some strange new trait again?
Following the "clothes-ripping maniac" and "triangle hard man,"
he'd now added a "social butterfly" attribute?
What the heck!
Xu Yuan and the two female streamers were also stunned!
What kind of crazy stunt was this?!
The live chat comments exploded.
"Alas, this old man has no culture, just a single 'damn' for everything!"
"All that's missing is a stripper pole!"
"Bulgarian妖王 has a successor!"
Jiangnan pressed the advantage!
"See that! Everyone see that!"
"These shorts are a godsend for beast transformation-type abilities!"
"They let you transform freely in battle without any awkwardness!"
"A must-have triangle for muscle men!
"Cute girls can't escape!
"Hulk uses them and says they're great!
"Trendy and fashionable, no worries!
"Ten thousand each, grab one however you like!
"Instantly outshine the school belle and heartthrob!"
Jiangnan kept piling on the advertising jingles,
dazzling and enchanting the onlookers.
And to cooperate with Jiangnan's brainwashing,
Wu Liang fully transformed over and over again,
showing off his muscles from every angle with no blind spots!
At this moment, the onlookers were genuinely tempted!
Because this was a university town,
many were college students, and quite a few had beast transformation abilities!
They all shared the same problem as Wu Liang!
And these Hulk Brand Shorts perfectly solved their issue!
Look at Wu Liang!
With such a dramatic transformation, his Pikachu shorts fit snugly!
"Meow! Give me two pairs! To switch between!"
"Me! And me, I want some too, three pairs!"
A handsome guy said: "Give me one pair!"
Jiangnan was stunned: "One pair isn't enough, bro! Don't you need a spare to change into?"
That guy said: "When the front gets dirty, I can just wear them inside out!"
Jiangnan looked horrified!
Damn?
What kind of person is this?
Forget I said anything!
With Wu Liang's demonstration, the Hulk Brand Shorts practically sold like crazy!
The two female streamers who came with Xu Yuan crouched down and started picking too!
Looking at Jiangnan, they asked, "Boss Nan! Don't girls get a discount?"
"I want to pick this one!"
The girl picked up a Chibi Maruko-chan print!
"Discount? No way!"
What's so special about girls?
Are girls better than money?
"Don't be so heartless! When I go home, I'll put them on and send you a photo! Just give me one for free, okay?"
That female streamer was all seductive eyes and sending flirtatious signals!
Xu Yuan: !!!
Damn!
That's a good deal?
Imagining it, he quickly covered his nose!
That works?
Jiangnan's expression turned serious: "A discount can be arranged. If you try them on right here, I won't charge you!"
Female streamer: ???
Her face darkened!
Try them on here?
Are you serious?
With all these people, wouldn't everyone see everything?
"Hehe~ You're so bad!"
[Resentment Value from Li Qin +666!]
Xu Yuan grinned slyly: "Xiao Qin, I'll pay for them! When you go home, send me the photos, okay?"
Li Qin shot Xu Yuan a glance: "Dream on!"
Xu Yuan: ???
Why?
Why can you show Jiangnan but not me?
I'm the one paying!
Jiangnan grinned brightly: "Want to know what the difference between you and me is?"
Xu Yuan was taken aback and quickly asked: "What?"
Jiangnan pointed at Li Qin, then at himself.
"See this? This is the character 'E'!"
Then he pointed at Li Qin, then at Xu Yuan!
"What's this?"
Xu Yuan thought for a moment: "The character 'You'?"
Jiangnan shook his head.
"No, no, no! It's the character 'Ugly'! That's the difference!"
Li Qin: "Pfft... hahahaha!"
She was laughing so hard tears came out!
Xu Yuan: ???
What the heck!
You're an 'E' but I'm an 'Ugly'?
'Ugly'—isn't that the character for 'woman' plus 'ugly'? (Note: In Chinese, "妞" nǚ+chǒu carries the meaning of "a woman" but is also a pun on "ugly" here.)
There's no need to insult people so indirectly!
You'd need some education to even understand it!
[Resentment Value from Xu Yuan +1000!]
Just then!
The crowd, which was frantically snapping up Hulk Brand Shorts and making a ruckus, suddenly fell silent!
Jiangnan was startled!
What's going on?
He turned to look and his eyes almost popped out!
He was so shocked he fell off his little stool!
There was Wu Liang, reverting from black bear to human form!
But unlike before,
this time the Hulk Brand Shorts didn't revert with him!
Instead, they lost their elasticity!
Slowly sliding down from Wu Liang's body,
all the way down to his ankles!
Jiangnan: !!!
Wu Liang: ???