Chapter 164: This Game Has No SSR 14/17
Soon, Chen Mo responded.
"Tomorrow at 8 PM, I'll be live streaming card draws in room 10013 on the Moyu streaming platform. I'll teach everyone the proper technique for drawing SSR, and let you all see what a true, lucky king really looks like!"
As soon as this Weibo post went out, countless netizens started sharing it like crazy.
"What the hell? Chen Mo is going live?"
"Live streaming SSR draws? Damn, is he trying to rub salt in our wounds?"
"Man, you're the designer. You can change the probabilities however you want. Even if you get SSR every time, what's so surprising about that!"
"Chen Mo, are you worried you haven't attracted enough hate?"
"Enough talk. I'll definitely be in that live stream tomorrow night to trash-talk you!"
"Can I bow to you now to absorb some of your luck? Please!"
"Who cares about live streaming SSR draws? I want to watch you play Warcraft!"
"Yeah, I'm begging you, Silent, play one more ranked match so I can see what real skill looks like!"
Soon, this Weibo post was being retweeted like crazy—ten thousand, twenty thousand, fifty thousand!
Moreover, the Moyu streaming platform had specially prepared a prominent recommendation spot for Chen Mo on the homepage, with the title: "Onmyoji Designer Chen Mo Personally Teaches Special Techniques for Drawing SSR!"
Many players were puzzled. Was there really some special technique?
Could drawing different talismans actually affect the summoning results?
Driven by intense curiosity, a large number of Onmyoji players gathered in room 10013 on the Moyu platform, waiting for Chen Mo's live card draw.
At 8 PM, the live stream feed appeared right on time.
But the moment the screen switched over, the audience saw a few long, fair legs.
The music for "Gokuraku Jodo" started playing, and three cosplayers dressed as the beautiful female characters from Onmyoji began to dance to the rhythm.
The players who had been holding back, ready to start trash-talking, immediately flooded the screen with a barrage of "???" comments.
"What the hell? These three girls are gorgeous! Licking the screen!"
"Where's Chen Mo? Where's Chen Mo? Which one of these is Chen Mo?"
"Chen Mo, don't think showing us girls will let you off the hook—unless you hand over their contact info!"
"Damn, I thought this was a trap, but it turned out to be a honey trap. I've been fooled, fooled!"
"That's it? Dance a little longer!"
"Wow, Chen Mo, get lost! We want to watch the girls dance!!"
After the three girls finished dancing, they stepped aside. Facing the camera was a huge poster featuring character illustrations from Onmyoji.
In front of the poster, a small table and five single-seat sofas were set up. Chen Mo walked over and sat down on one of the sofas with the three beautiful cosplayers, while a female host sat beside them.
Chen Mo hadn't bothered to prepare any special outfit today; he was dressed casually.
This was in a studio at the Moyu gaming platform, with dedicated camera operators and a host. Chen Mo looked relaxed, chatting and laughing with the host as he settled into the sofa.
The host said, "First, let's welcome Mr. Chen Mo to our Moyu live stream. Actually, I and these three cosplayer girls have all played Onmyoji, but none of us have drawn an SSR. I think I've spent the most money out of everyone here—about 800 yuan—but I haven't even seen a trace of an SSR."
Chen Mo replied, "That's exactly why I'm here today—to teach everyone the proper technique for drawing SSR."
The host said, "Right. So, as requested by Mr. Chen Mo, our Moyu platform has prepared some live stream equipment in advance. Come on, everyone, take a look."
One of the cosplayers handed over a brand-new, unopened phone.
The host held the phone up and showed it to the camera: "As you can see, this phone is still sealed. There's no possibility of any tampering. Now, please let Mr. Chen Mo open it."
Chen Mo took the phone, unsealed it, connected to the internet, downloaded Onmyoji from the official app store, then closed his eyes and randomly typed in an account, binding it to a staff member's ID number and phone number.
"As you can all see, there was no chance for any tampering throughout the entire process." Chen Mo showed the phone screen with Onmyoji installed to the camera. "Today, I'm going to use my own personal experience to prove to everyone what the correct way to draw SSR really is."
"First of all, drawing SSR requires sincerity. As the saying goes, sincerity brings results..."
While chatting idly, Chen Mo went through the early story segments. The host, the three cosplayers, and the audience in front of their screens all stared intently at his phone screen, afraid they might miss something.
Soon, the story was over, the function to summon shikigami was unlocked, and the first-draw Yuki-onna was obtained.
Chen Mo used his own phone to scan a code and topped up 30,000 yuan into the account.
"Look, I've just added 30,000 yuan to this account. The jade on this account is enough for us to draw many times. Now, everyone can guess—how many SSR do you think I'll get?"
"Wow, I see someone in the comments saying three? You're underestimating me. I'm known as the one true king of Europe, alright?"
"Five? Seven?"
"It seems you all know nothing about luck. Next, please don't blink, because I'm going to teach you a unique technique for drawing SSR."
As he spoke, Chen Mo brought over a basin of water from the side.
"First, wash your hands and face."
While saying this, Chen Mo actually washed his hands and face, then dried them with a clean towel.
"Alright, now it's time to witness the miracle!"
Chen Mo drew a five-pointed star on the screen, and a flash of light passed by!
R card, Three-Tailed Fox!
"Pfft!" The host almost burst out laughing.
Chen Mo coughed awkwardly a couple of times: "Ahem, it's fine, it's fine. Even a lucky king can have off moments. So next, I'll teach you all another drawing method."
Chen Mo brought over a small incense burner from the side, lit three incense sticks, and placed them in the burner.
"Burn incense and pray to the Buddha, wishing for an SSR!"
Chen Mo drew another five-pointed star, a flash of light passed by—R card, Puppeteer!
Chen Mo gave an awkward but polite smile: "Hehe, everyone, don't panic. I still have many unique drawing methods I haven't used yet. The first two were basically sacrifices."
Chen Mo moved the water basin and incense burner aside: "Things like that are just external tools. Drawing cards relies on your own skill. You need a special incantation, like this."
Chen Mo faced the phone screen: "Bala la little fairy, come out, my SSR!"
A flash of light passed by—R card, Yama!
Chen Mo's mouth twitched slightly: "No problem. I still have many drawing secrets, and I'll share them all with you today."
Then, Chen Mo demonstrated various flashy drawing techniques.
Things like the five-second delay method, the exact-hour method, the cumulative multi-draw method, the move-the-shikigami method, the shout-daddy method, the change-name method, the learn-art method...
Chen Mo tried them all one by one, and the results were touching. After a full hour of drawing, aside from a duplicate Yuki-onna and a Fox Spirit, he didn't even get an SR, let alone an SSR!
The host and the three cosplayers watching from the side were already laughing uncontrollably, and the comments section was flooded with messages.
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter. Chen Mo is using his own experience to prove this game has no SSR!"
"He's putting on such a serious act with all these tricks, but it really just comes down to bloodline!"
"I'm wondering if Chen Mo will go back and increase the draw probability after this, lol."
"Oh man, I never thought Chen Mo was the hidden unlucky one among us. I feel so much better now!"
"It feels like Chen Mo was almost crying by the end, hahahaha!"
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