# 632
Chapter 633: Two Outstanding Talents
Lin Qiye saw the two customers suddenly get excited and felt somewhat puzzled. However, he still fulfilled his duties as a "waiter" and led them to their seats. The moment they sat down, they pulled out their phones and疯狂地 started taking photos with Lin Qiye.
Lin Qiye's brow furrowed once more.
"I'm sorry, but photography is not allowed in the store," he said politely.
Miss Tsuneta pouted. "What's the big deal about taking a few photos?"
Lin Qiye's gaze sharpened, and he said in an uncompromising tone: "Let me say it again—here, no photography."
"..." Miss Tsuneta's heart was racing. "O-okay! I'll listen to you! I'll delete them all right now!"
The two customers deleted all the photos in front of Lin Qiye, and only then did his expression soften.
He opened the drinks menu and asked, "So, what would you like to drink?"
"Is it okay if we order drinks?" her friend asked timidly. "If we order alcohol, do you get a commission? Can you drink with us?"
"That's part of my job," Lin Qiye nodded.
"I'll have this one, this one! And this, this, this!"
Her friend immediately got excited and ordered several expensive bottles of alcohol. She took out a card from her wallet and handed it directly to Uncle Kyosuke.
Lin Qiye's lips twitched slightly.
The total for all these drinks was already a considerable sum for him... roughly equivalent to borrowing money from Amemiya Haruki over twenty times? Was this the joy of being a sugar baby?
Uncle Kyosuke beamed as he served the drinks and helpfully opened them for them. Lin Qiye took the bottles and poured drinks for both customers, then poured one for himself.
"Haiba, since it's our first time meeting, let's have a drink together!"
"Haiba, since we're two girls, shouldn't you drink more? How about we have one glass and you have three?"
"Wow! You're such a good drinker! So cool!!"
"..."
Miss Tsuneta and her friend began疯狂地灌 Lin Qiye with drinks, while Lin Qiye remained expressionless, drinking as if it were plain water, downing glass after glass without a change in expression.
Of these several expensive bottles, Lin Qiye alone drank nearly four-fifths at the start, while Miss Tsuneta and her friend combined only managed one-fifth. By now, they were starting to feel tipsy.
At Lin Qiye's current level and constitution, he could drink this entire establishment dry without showing even a hint of intoxication. These customers thought they were getting a good deal by drinking with Lin Qiye, but what they failed to realize was... the only thing being taken advantage of was their wallets.
Under Lin Qiye's aggressive drinking strategy, the alcohol was quickly finished. If they wanted to continue drinking with Lin Qiye, they would need to order more drinks.
So with a grand wave of her hand, the friend ordered several more bottles and continued drinking with Lin Qiye.
"Haiba, let me tell you, I've been so depressed lately..."
"I was dating a boyfriend before, and we had a great relationship, but then he cheated on me with a woman eight years older than him. And the worst part was, that woman was already married—she had a family of her own..."
"Later I found out about their affair and broke up with him, but I was so heartbroken."
"Lately, I've been dreaming about him coming back to me, wanting to get back together. I've been fighting with him in my dreams..."
"I know, I still love him..."
"But I can't forgive what he did to me! Every time I think about him, I feel chest tightness and palpitations. I remember how happy we were together, and how heartbroken I was when we broke apart..."
"I feel like my heart has been torn to pieces. Lately, I can't get interested in anything until I met you..."
While drinking, Miss Tsuneta tearfully told Lin Qiye about her recent troubles, her eyes growing red.
Lin Qiye held his glass and listened attentively. After a moment of silence, he spoke:
"Miss Tsuneta, is it?"
"Just call me Tsuneta-nee."
"Alright... it's like this." He looked into Miss Tsuneta's eyes and said seriously, "Based on the symptoms you've described, I've done some simple analysis. Have you considered that you might be suffering from some kind of mental illness?"
Miss Tsuneta: ...???
For the next two hours, Lin Qiye analyzed Miss Tsuneta's symptoms from a professional perspective and offered some sincere and effective solutions.
By the time Miss Tsuneta finished her drinks and stood up unsteadily from her seat, ready to go home, her mind was filled with thoughts like "Do I really have a problem?" and "He seems to make a lot of sense!"
"Are you ladies leaving now?" Uncle Kyosuke walked over to Miss Tsuneta with a smile. "Did you enjoy your visit tonight?"
"Mm... it was lovely, I loved it! I'll definitely come back again!" Miss Tsuneta turned around drunk and waved at Lin Qiye. "Goodbye, Dr. Haiba!"
"Goodbye." Lin Qiye smiled.
Uncle Kyosuke: ???
Dr. Haiba? What the hell?!!
New marketing tactic?
After bewilderedly seeing off the two customers, Amemiya Haruki's session was also wrapping up.
He saw Amemiya Haruki holding a glass, sitting in front of a female customer. That customer was gripping Amemiya Haruki's sleeve, crying her eyes out, as if venting about some injustice.
Lin Qiye could hear Amemiya Haruki calmly saying:
"Oh? Is that so? That's really pitiful."
"..."
"It's society's fault, not yours."
"..."
"Don't worry. Someday, I'll help you solve this filthy society."
"..."
After seeing off that customer, the shop had completely quieted down. It was already late at night, and no other customers had come. Uncle Kyosuke sat alone by the window, calculating tonight's earnings while grinning contentedly.
Amemiya Haruki stood up from his seat and walked over to Lin Qiye. "What do you think?"
"About what?"
"This job."
"I think it's pretty easy."
"...Is that so?" Amemiya Haruki frowned slightly. "I feel like it was really difficult..."
Lin Qiye thought for a moment. "Maybe you haven't grasped the technique. I'll teach you later."
"Sure."
After confirming with Uncle Kyosuke that they were closing for the night, Lin Qiye officially clocked out. He left the Black Wutong Club together with Amemiya Haruki, heading toward a desolate, deserted corner.
He hadn't brought Yuzuri Nana along because the things they were going to discuss today might not be appropriate for her to hear.
A few minutes later, the two of them arrived on the rooftop of a low-rise building. They sat at the edge of the roof, gazing at the neon-lit streets in the distance. Lin Qiye spoke slowly:
"Now, you can tell me, right?"