Chapter 908: I Know the Script! (Bonus Chapter)
Jiangnan was stunned!
It could even lay eggs? This… this isn't scientific, is it?
What kind of principle is this? Does habit inheritance have to be so thorough?
It can crow and lay eggs? Isn't that a bit too versatile?
Well, now we have both an egg-laying hen and a brooding hen!
The eternal mystery is completely solved. It's definitely the chicken that came first, then the egg!
As for where the chicken came from? It turned into one by eating a biscuit!
At this moment, Chen Xi's big eyes were full of confusion and panic, and even more so, frustration!
How could she lay an egg? What is this supposed to mean?
Little chicks are hatched from a mother hen's egg, so wouldn't the egg she laid be her own baby?
Could it be that a doll would hatch from the egg?
Chen Xi was completely panicked!
She was going to be a mother?
(งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง "Jiangnan! Hurry up and give me some paper, or do you believe I'll die in front of you!"
[Resentment value from Chen Xi +1000!]
Jiangnan stopped messing around and quickly opened a Space Wormhole, handing over a roll of paper and wet wipes.
Then he ran to the bathroom door full of anticipation, because he was really curious!
What would the egg she laid look like?
After Chen Xi went through a series of difficult operations, the sound of tearing clothes came from inside!
The bathroom door finally opened!
Chen Xi walked out carrying the egg in her arms. Afraid the egg would get cold, she thoughtfully wrapped it in a layer of torn cloth strips to make a swaddle.
The egg was about the size of a fist, white as snow, and shaped almost exactly like a chicken egg, just a bit larger.
Jiangnan was shocked. It really was an egg?
Chen Xi bit her lower lip tightly, her big eyes glaring at Jiangnan. "This egg is partly yours too. You have to take responsibility!"
Jiangnan: (•︠口•︡٥) "Huh?"
"What does this egg have to do with me? I didn't lay it!"
Chen Xi said angrily, "You pull up your pants and pretend not to know me, right? Yesterday... yesterday you pressed on my chest, and today I laid an egg!"
"And you still say this isn't your egg?"
Jiangnan: Σ(°△°|||)
"I've never heard of pressing a chest leading to laying an egg!"
"Do you think that's some kind of strange switch button? Press it and you'll lay an egg?"
Doesn't it require a deeper and more complex exchange?
"What do you mean it's my egg? When did I pull up my pants?"
As he said that, he whipped out a Space Wormhole, stretched and retracted his hand, and a mournful howl came from the carriage!
Chen Xi ground her teeth. "You won't admit it, right? Fine! I'll raise this egg on my own! Don't ever expect him to call you Daddy later!"
With that, she rushed back to the compartment in a flash to pack her luggage.
At this moment, Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao looked at Chen Xi, who was holding a white egg, their expressions even more bewildered. Where did this egg come from?
After packing, Chen Xi stormed directly to the side door of the train.
Jiangnan was stunned. "What are you doing? The train hasn't stopped yet..."
Chen Xi's eyes were red. "None of your business! I'm going to get an ultrasound for the egg to confirm if it's healthy!"
With that, she jumped out of the train and sped straight to the hospital.
Jiangnan covered his face. What the hell!
Don't unleash your maternal glow in such a strange place!
This Zodiac biscuit is way too dangerous. If he had randomly gotten the chicken biscuit, wouldn't he also have to crow and lay eggs?
...
The train moved on. Every half hour, a peach would be victimized, followed by a mournful cry.
A terrifying atmosphere filled the carriage.
All the men kept their eyes and ears open, their spirits highly tense.
They were constantly on guard against the peach thief who could appear at any moment.
As the train slowly stopped at Qinghai Station, everyone breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally made it to the station!
Jiangnan, however, was scowling. It's been so long, and the side effects still haven't worn off?
Could it really last 24 hours?
Qinghai is located on a plateau with extremely thin oxygen, but for Jiangnan and the other Spirit Warriors, they quickly adapted.
Jiangnan drove out a seven-seat convertible off-road vehicle from the Alternate Dimension.
Traveling on the road stretching into the distance, speed at seventy miles per hour.
On both sides of the road were lush green grasslands, and in the distance were towering snowy mountains. The landscape was like a painting, absolutely stunning.
Xia Yao stuck her head out of the car roof, letting the wind mess up her silver hair.
She howled with excitement!
٩(๑˃̶͈̀ꇴ˂̶͈́)۶ "So happy~"
Along the way, Zhong Yingxue, Xiong Er, and the others were excitedly taking pictures, occasionally spotting herds of cattle and sheep on the grasslands.
They weren't in a hurry, and this place wasn't too far from the Western Frontier Outpost Base.
Jiangnan planned to drive all the way there, taking in all the beautiful scenery along the way.
Looking in the rearview mirror, that brain tumor guy was indeed driving far behind, tailing them.
Reporting the situation to the Forest Guard at all times.
Jiangnan squinted. I'm almost too embarrassed to ruin your plans!
Guess I'll just play along with you all!
After driving all the way, Qinghai Lake finally appeared before everyone's eyes.
Under the clear blue sky, Qinghai was like a giant gem inlaid here.
Reflecting the sunlight, the lake sparkled. One glance at it felt like the soul had been purified.
After entering the scenic area and receiving small gifts, Jiangnan and his group excitedly rushed in.
They admired the beautiful scenery along the way.
The brain tumor guy called Chen An.
"Brother An, the target has arrived at Qinghai smoothly. It's just that Miss Xi jumped off the train midway!"
In the hotel, Chen An's eyes lit up. "Arrived? Good. You rendezvous with the Forest Guard and prepare for the next action!"
"As for Chen Xi, don't worry about her."
Chen An grabbed his coat and rushed out of the hotel, letting out a cold laugh. "The plan is flawless. Let's see how you escape the Chen clan's net!"
Then he directly called Chen Sen.
"Execute the capture according to plan. As soon as someone is alone, strike immediately. Try not to touch Zhong Yingxue; her firepower is too strong. Capturing her would cause too much commotion!"
At the shore of Qinghai Lake, a scar-faced man of Diamond Eight Star was wearing a peaked cap, blending in with the tourists, very inconspicuous.
He was the leader of the Forest Guard squad, Chen Sen.
"Roger that! Rest assured, Brother An!"
Among the tourists, there were many Chen clan Forest Guards mixed in, all wearing micro earphones and contacting each other at any time.
Chen Sen watched from afar as Jiangnan and his group picked up stones by the lake, his gaze full of cold light.
"Laugh now! You won't be laughing in a bit!"
[Resentment value from Chen Sen +999!]
Jiangnan, who was picking up pebbles to skip across the water, was stunned.
Oh? Has the action started already?
Isn't this too kind? They even specifically use resentment value to inform me before doing bad deeds?
But since they were all together, there was no chance for them to strike, right?
It's quite embarrassing for them, so I'll just help them out.
With that, Jiangnan went up to Little Mila and whispered in her ear.
(˵ಡ3ಡ)(˃◡˂⁎)
"Mila, in a moment, you say you need to go to the bathroom, then go queue up at the restroom there!"
"After you come out, there will most likely be someone who turns into me to trick you, saying that we've already gone to play on the other side of the lake, and afraid you wouldn't know, he'll lead you there!"
"Then another person will turn into Xuexue or Langmie's appearance and wave from afar!"
"These people are trying to catch you. Just cooperate with them!"
Mila listened, her eyes sparkling, her pretty face full of excitement.
What kind of game is this? Someone wants to abduct me again?
"Okay, okay! What should I do?"
Jiangnan chuckled. "When they take you to a secluded place and reveal their true intentions, about to make a move on you!"
"Just directly cast Time Stop, then wait for me to come over!"
Mila nodded continuously. "As for beating up bad guys, Mila likes it the most!"
Jiangnan affectionately patted Mila's head.
Mila's Time Stop, even he himself was helpless against it, let alone those damn Forest Guards.
Trying to screw me?
Sorry! Your script is already in my hands!
After three minutes, Mila raised her little hand, tugged at her small skirt, and paced back and forth in place.
(๐･᷄～･᷅)ﾉ: "Brother Jiangnan! Mila wants to pee~"
Jiangnan beamed a bright smile. "Go ahead! Hurry back!"
Mila nodded like a chick pecking at rice and trotted off to queue at the restroom.
Chen Sen's eyes lit up. "Separated? A godsend opportunity!"
"It's that little kid! Only at Gold rank, the easiest to deal with."
"Tell those two Faceless Men to prepare quickly and execute Plan C!"
The Forest Guards mixed in the scenic area also took advantage of people not paying attention and converged on a hidden mountain pass by Qinghai Lake.
A group was left at the pass to deal with Jiangnan and his group if they came chasing after discovering Mila's disappearance.
Inside the mountain hollow were the capture team, who had even made thorough preparations for evacuation.
At the mountain hollow entrance, two people had already changed into the same style of clothing as Jiangnan and Xia Yao.
They had prepared in advance.
The two transformed their appearances, their bodies kneading like dough.
They directly became the likeness of Jiangnan and Xia Yao, even their cultivation level, aura, demeanor, and even smell were exactly the same.
These were the notorious Faceless Men of the underworld, who had even formed a profession.
They can disguise and transform into anyone's form at will. As long as the money is right, they will take any job.
With the Chen clan's resources, hiring two Faceless Men didn't require much effort.
The two exchanged a glance and then acted.
The fake Jiangnan directly went to the restroom door, waiting for Mila to come out.
Meanwhile, the fake Xia Yao prepared at the mountain hollow entrance.
There were dedicated Forest Guards monitoring Jiangnan and his group's movements, reporting the situation at all times.
Soon, Mila swung her little hands and walked out of the restroom with a cheerful stride.
The fake Jiangnan's eyes lit up, and he hurriedly greeted her.
"Mila, I, Xia Yao, and the others have gone to play at the mountain hollow pass over by the lake. There are many beautiful stones there!"
"Come on! I'll take you to pick them!"
Mila said excitedly, "Really? Awesome!"
Brother Jiangnan is too amazing, right?
There really are bad guys coming to abduct me, and even the lines are exactly the same?
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