Chapter 907: I Can't Control Me-Self
Chen Xi suddenly moved, startling Jiangnan like a corpse coming back to life. Could she have caught me staring at her? No way! Chen Xi lifted her head high, opened her mouth wide, unable to hold back the impulse any longer! She shouted out loud!
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"Cluck cluck!"
Her loud, clear voice echoed through the quiet morning on the green-skinned train! The sound lingered, bouncing back and forth! This sudden shout woke up who knows how many people from their dreams! Zhong Yingxue and Mila jumped in fright, forcibly waking up, nearly falling off their beds! They both looked at Chen Xi in panic. Is this girl crazy? Getting up at dawn to crow like a rooster? Jiangnan nearly peed himself from the shock! What kind of crowing is this?
Yet even with such a loud cry, Xia Yao still didn't wake up! The sleepy Big Wolf Girl just covered her head with the pillow! (｡⁼̴～⁼̴｡) "Mmm... who set the alarm? So noisy! What kind of ringtone is this?"
At that moment, Chen Xi, who had drawn everyone's attention, blushed so hard she was about to explode! (ʘ̆﹏ʘ̥̆‖)! Could I be any more embarrassing? But... I just can't control myself, it's like it's engraved in my genes! Today I, Chen Xi, am going to wake up everyone on the train! No one can stop me!
Seeing Xia Yao staying in bed, Chen Xi jumped straight to her bedside! Closing her eyes, she started crowing wildly! ٩(ꐦ˃᷄ɞ˂᷅)۶ "Cluck cluck! Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cluck cluck!" Xia Yao was furious! Under these circumstances, even the laziest could no longer sleep! Bursting, Xia Yao climbed out of bed, staring at Chen Xi, who was crowing with all her might by her bedside, completely dumbfounded. Why are you not sleeping in the morning and bothering me? Did your brain malfunction? So she grabbed a pillow and started hitting Chen Xi over the head! (ꐦ°᷄口°᷅)ﾉ(#)˃᷄ɞ˂᷅)۶ Cluck~ "Stop crowing already!"
Seeing Xia Yao was awake, Chen Xi felt oddly satisfied! So she rushed out of the compartment, wind-like, searching each compartment for people still asleep! Then she stood by their beds and kept crowing until they woke up!
At that moment, everyone in the compartment looked at Chen Xi like she was a total idiot! Isn't this girl an escapee from some mental hospital? [From Chen Xi's Resentment Points +777!] [From Chen Xi...] She was almost crying, having never embarrassed herself like this in her life! This was a complete social death! It's all Jiangnan's fault for feeding me that weird stuff! Why can't I help but crow to wake up every sleeping person? [From...]
In the compartment, Chen Xi stood by a big brother's bed, going "Cluck cluck!" But the guy was sleeping like a log, wouldn't wake up! His wife on the opposite bed had red eyes, tears in them. She grabbed a slipper and smacked her husband right in the face! The man woke up from the slipper blow, covering his face, totally confused! "Wife? What are you doing?" The shrew gritted her teeth: "Dead man! Did you sneak out to eat while I was asleep last night?" The man panicked: "No! How would I dare? I..." The shrew raged: "Liar! That girl just said you're big, said it several times! Still trying to deny it? I'll scratch you to death!" And she lunged forward, scratching the man's face bloody!
(･᷄口･᷅メ)? The man was furious: "Injustice! I really didn't do anything, I just slept!" The shrew retorted: "Still talking back? Last night I tried to get into your blanket and you wouldn't let me! I see now! Did you go find some young girl? Like the young ones, huh? I'll strangle you today!" The two started fighting, going at it hotly! Seeing the man awake, Chen Xi felt she had succeeded and followed her instinct to continue her wake-up service!
[From Chen Xi...] Jiangnan shuddered violently! This... this is the real side effect? Why didn't anyone tell me? I already ate the cookies! Chen Xi randomly matched with chicken abilities, and after the effect wore off, she got mixed with chicken habits? Why didn't it happen at night? Because it wasn't dawn yet? I ~%?…;#*'☆! Could things be any more troublesome? After all my precautions, I still fell into the trap! I got the monkey cookie. What's its side effect? Jiangnan's face turned white, because the 30-minute effect had already passed! Xiong Er scratched his head: "Is this Chen family girl some kind of retard?" Wu Liang sighed: "Yeah, really! Bro Nan! Good thing you didn't agree to marry her, or the baby would probably be a retard too!"
At this moment, Jiangnan looked conflicted, his eyes landing on Wu Liang! He eventually fixed his gaze on a certain spot between his legs, every cell in his body itching! Jiangnan could barely control himself! Wu Liang was confused: "Bro Nan? What's wrong? Why are you staring at me? Do I have drool on my chin?" Jiangnan's eyes were red, teeth clenched! "Brother! Sorry! I can't control me-self!" He cast a spatial wormhole, reaching his hand inside! "Steal the peach! I grab!"
Wu Liang's eyes bulged, he shuddered, letting out a miserable howl! (◞ಥжಥ◟)! Then he knelt on the bed, banging his head on it, his face turning green! ▄█▀█●! "Bro Nan! You stole my peach?" Jiangnan looked relieved, following his nature felt so satisfying! (๐¯᷄ꇴ¯᷅๐) Ahhh! Comfortable! Then his gaze fell on Xiong Er, revealing a sinister smile! Xiong Er shuddered, back against the compartment wall, terrified! (٥･᷄㉨･᷅) "Don't... don't come near me!" But Jiangnan had already moved! "Xiong Er, help!" Wu Liang grabbed Jiangnan by the waist, holding him tightly: "Bro Nan! Calm down! Calm down! We're all brothers!" Jiangnan's eyes reddened as he struggled! "Don't! Don't stop me! I have to steal peaches! I can't hold it!" The scene was completely chaotic! The noise soon attracted Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao's attention, who came over to see. "Xiao Nan? What's wrong with you?" Jiangnan shuddered. No, I can't just let myself go! Otherwise the whole train would suffer! So he teleported into the bathroom, locking himself inside. Xiong Er finally breathed a sigh of relief. Facing the questioning looks from Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao, he said: "Bro... Bro Nan seems to have a disease where if he doesn't steal peaches, he dies."
Zhong Yingxue and Xia Yao exchanged glances. What kind of strange disease is this again? Jiangnan's face was as dark as coal. Why is the side effect of monkey cookie stealing peaches? What kind of nasty monkey is this? This is so troublesome! If I grab everyone's peaches, how can I still live? Sure enough, the powerful mind-reading side effect is also terrible! But the biggest difference between humans and animals is the ability to control instincts! Jiangnan calculated that as long as he stole one peach, satisfying the urge once, he could suppress it for half an hour. That's the limit. Then he'd have to steal another peach to continue holding on.
At this moment, the carriage was in an uproar. A silly girl went compartment by compartment, crowing, earning curses. And a hand would occasionally reach out of a spatial wormhole, steal a peach, and disappear, leaving behind one terrified person kneeling on the bed screaming. This was destined to be a noisy morning. Chen Xi, having woken everyone up, finally felt at ease, but was ashamed enough to want to hit the wall. Unable to bear the stares around her, she covered her face and ran into the bathroom to be alone in her misery. [From Chen Xi's Resentment Points +1000!] "Damn Jiangnan! It's all your fault! I... I can't show my face anymore!" From across the bathroom came Jiangnan's voice! "Nonsense! You, Chen Xi, crowed. What does that have to do with me, Jiangnan?" Chen Xi was startled. Jiangnan's voice? He's in the opposite bathroom? At that moment, the two each occupied a bathroom, facing each other... [From Chen Xi...] Resentment points flowed even faster! Still upset, Chen Xi frowned and started using the bathroom. Just as she was about to check if there was any toilet paper, she suddenly realized that both her hands were sticking up middle fingers! Completely useless! She struggled to grab the toilet paper roll with two middle fingers, pulled—just one sheet! Chen Xi's face darkened. Can things get any worse? "Hey! Is there any paper in your bathroom?" Jiangnan laughed slyly. No paper? Tsk tsk tsk. "Nope!" "Liar! You have an alternate dimension! How can you not have paper? You just don't want to give it to me!" Jiangnan threw up his hands: ╮(•́ω•̀)╭ "Really don't have! Do real men carry paper when they go out? Only girls do!" Chen Xi gritted her teeth! "Then... do you have a cigarette pack?" "Nope! I don't smoke! Smoking is bad for your health!" [From Chen Xi's Resentment Points +1000!]
Desperate, Chen Xi opened her wallet—there was only a ten-yuan bill, the rest were credit cards. In this day and age, who carries cash? Her phone was still under the pillow... Just one bill? That's not enough! "Then... I'll give you the ten yuan, can you break it into one-yuan bills?" Jiangnan was stunned. She was really out of options, even using money to solve the problem? Feeling pity for her and grateful that she helped test the prizes, Jiangnan softened! "Alright! Give me the money, I'll break it for you!" He cast a spatial wormhole and reached out his hand. Chen Xi struggled, using two middle fingers to pinch the ten-yuan note and hand it over, looking hopeful. Jiangnan took the money and put it in his own pocket, then pulled out ten one-yuan coins from his alternate dimension and handed them over! "Here! Use these!" Chen Xi was dumbfounded, holding the ten coins with her two middle fingers. Coins? You broke it into ten coins? How in the world am I supposed to use these? Originally, she could have folded a bill and made do, but now she didn't have even a single piece of paper! Chen Xi's forehead bulged with veins, and she completely lost it! (ꐦಥ口ಥ) "Jiangnan! I xxx..." [From Chen Xi's Resentment Points +1000!] Jiangnan had already covered his ears, laughing slyly! Furious, Chen Xi cursed Jiangnan with all her might! But then, a clear "clink" sound! Chen Xi's body went stiff. She looked down, sweat pouring from her forehead. She rubbed her eyes and looked again, terrified. Not an illusion? "I... I laid an egg!" Jiangnan: (´ﾟ口ﾟ) Huh?
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