Chapter 589: Qiangzi! Gaha? (Third Update)

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# Chapter 589: Qiangzi! Gaha? (Third Update)

The senior students in the stands were completely blinded by Jiangnan's wave of operations!

They compete, you make money?

Setting up a stall right next to the arena!

Business isn't done like this, right?

However, Jiangnan didn't care at all, and had long since scampered off to set up his stall next to another arena!

Watching a brother being pressed to the ground and beaten until he coughed up blood, his face full of sympathy!

"Tsk tsk tsk~ You're really miserable!"

[From Liu Hanyang's Resentment Value +1000!]

Do I even need you to tell me that?

Being beaten by someone is bad enough, but now I have to be mocked by you too!

Where did this guy even come from?

Referee, supervisor, aren't you going to do something about this?

Jiangnan: "I deeply sympathize with your plight, my heart aches!"

"So want a bottle of Dali? One sip and I guarantee you'll turn the tables, becoming the most dazzling guy in the whole arena!"

Liu Hanyang gritted his teeth: "Give it!"

But the brother who was pressing him to the ground wasn't having it!

"Don't sell to him, sell to me! I'll pay double the price, just take him out in one go!"

Jiangnan nodded in agreement: "Makes sense, makes sense! I'll just..."

Liu Hanyang: !!!

Where's the sympathy you talked about? Where's the heartache?

Your conscience is completely black!

"300,000!"

"I'll pay 500!"

...

Three minutes later, there was another unconscious pig head on the arena, along with a brightly shining "bald head"!

Jiangnan then packed up his stall and left, hiding his achievements and reputation!

He ran to more than a dozen arenas, repeating the above operations. The things he sold weren't just Dali!

He would provide corresponding products based on the characteristics of the battle, enough to let the disadvantaged side turn the tables!

Then sit back and collect the money!

After running through more than a dozen arenas, the resentment value was maxed out!

Guan Hu covered his face. Can you be any more shameless?!

Although the competition doesn't restrict rules or methods, whether you use special skills or inject reagents, it's all allowed!

But no one does it like this, selling right in front of them!

In the stands, the beautiful girl with the small table, Mo Tian, was laughing so hard tears came out!

As if tired from laughing, she propped her small table on the railing to reduce her own burden!

This caused the senior students next to her to develop squint-eye disease!

( ͡⚆ʖ̫͡⚆)
(ಡ﹃ಡ)
(๑≖ᴗ≖)

Mo Tian chuckled secretly: "Did the little junior sew that small vest himself? He's really clever! That Hello Kitty small vest is quite nice! Kinda want one!"

An Xiaoqi glanced at Mo Tian: "Then Nan Shen will definitely sell it to you for 500,000! Because sewing a small vest for you takes more fabric!"

Mo Tian's pretty face blushed, and she rolled her eyes at An Xiaoqi: "Then selling a small vest to you would only cost 50,000 per piece, because the fabric for one pair of shorts can make two small vests for you!"

An Xiaoqi: ٩(ŏ﹏ŏ、)۶

"Ah! You're talking nonsense! I'm not... You're a murderous pig heart!"

"Speaking of which, will the little junior get beaten up for doing this?"

Beside them, Xiao Zhen listened to the two of them bickering, his face turning black!

"I don't know if he'll get beaten up, but I do know that anyone who can't beat me definitely can't beat Jiangnan!"

"Stop arguing, the brother battle between Xiaolong and Xiaoqiang is about to start!"

At these words, everyone's gazes turned to the field: "Hey hey hey! Who do you think will win this time?"

"Who knows~ I only know that I'm going to have insomnia again tonight!"

At this moment, Jiangnan was searching for targets in the field!

But those senior students who were afraid of being scammed would stop fighting as soon as they saw Jiangnan coming!

They'd only continue fighting after Jiangnan left, which made Jiangnan look disappointed!

Just as he was about to head back, two hexagonal-faced, sausage-lipped, bronze-skinned strong men stepped onto the arena!

They were none other than the brothers Qidelong and Qidongqiang!

Jiangnan's eyes lit up. These two are identical twins? A brother battle?

They must be evenly matched! Opportunity, a great opportunity!

He scampered over to the side of their arena, set up his stall, and eagerly waited for them to start fighting, ready to sell goods at any moment!

The two stood firmly on the arena, both faces full of eager expressions!

Qidelong squinted: "Little brother! Give up! You're no match for me!"

Qidongqiang sneered: "I'm definitely going to win today. The person going on a date with Cuicui on Sunday will be me!"

Jiangnan: Σ(*゚д゚ノ)ノ

Ah this...

Hey hey hey!

What kind of weird thing are you two betting on?!

Referee: "Begin!"

Jiangnan looked on expectantly. With these brothers' body types, they must be beast transformation or strength type, right?

That way, his Hulk Brand Shorts and Dali would have a market!

The two brothers each stood in a corner of the arena. Spiritual energy surged violently on their bodies, and their ranks actually reached Gold Ten!

They just stood there, not moving at all, for a full three minutes, making Jiangnan anxious!

What are they doing? Fight already!

Just then, Qidelong took a deep breath and opened his mouth!

Qidelong: Σ(ꐦ°᷄mouth°᷅) Ah~ Ah! Qiangzi!

A single explosive shout, the sound was like thunder, deafening!

It even formed a visible soundwave cannon, distorting the air!

It blasted in a straight line toward Qidongqiang at terrifying speed!

Wherever it passed, the marble arena was shattered into pieces, the power frighteningly intense!

The sudden loud shout almost gave Jiangnan a heart attack, he nearly jumped up!

Before Jiangnan could recover from the shock!

Qidongqiang: Gaha? Σ(・᷄mouth・᷅ꐦ)

A single explosive roar, Qidongqiang also sent out a soundwave cannon, only stronger!

The two soundwave cannons collided in the middle of the arena, then exploded with a boom!

The entire arena was split in two by the soundwaves!

Jiangnan, who was completely unprepared, was hit by the explosion's soundwave. His whole head buzzed!

Blood flowed from both ears, his eyes rolled back, and he almost passed out!

Jiangnan: (๐꒪ͦロ꒪ͦ๐)

What the hell is this?!

Soundwave type ability? Are they competing in lung power?!

Without the slightest bit of warning, I was careless after all!

Now Jiangnan's head was filled with nothing but! Ah~ Qiangzi! Gaha?

Echoing endlessly!

Terrified, Jiangnan quickly constructed a spatial barrier cage, sealing himself up tightly!

Qidelong: Σ(ꐦ°᷄mouth°᷅) I want to sing a love song~ Hei ha!

Soundwave turned into cannon! Shattering everything!

Qidongqiang: That most beautiful firework~ Pu qiao han za! Σ(・᷄mouth・᷅ꐦ)

Sound like rolling thunder! Shattering everything!

Jiangnan, caught between the two, had all his hairs standing on end. The spatial barrier cage he constructed was even cracked by the shaking!

Terrified, Jiangnan frantically repaired it!

What the hell is all this?! Are you two here for a love song duet?!

This is way too fierce!

At this moment, the entire venue was shocked by the soundwaves of Qidelong and Qidongqiang!

Their brains buzzed with pain. However, the senior students were clearly prepared and all covered their ears!

Mo Tian, An Xiaoqi, and the others had even put on their earphones early!

Σ(ꐦ˃᷄mouth˂᷅) I am Qidelong!

I am Qidongqiang! ꉂꉂ(・᷅mouth・᷄ꐦ)

Σ(ꐦ˃̶mouth˂̶)↓↓↓ꉂꉂ(ಠmouthಠꐦ)

"Qidelong dongqiang dongqiang!"

"This world is too crazy!"

"The mouse is the bridesmaid for the cat!"

The fierce soundwaves directly bombarded the entire venue, even blasting Jiangnan's spatial barrier to pieces!

Even the spatial wormhole couldn't transfer it. Jiangnan was blown back a mouthful of blood!

I'm just trying to set up a stall here! Do you have to be so cruel to me?!

At this moment, Qidelong and Qidongqiang both looked pale, gasping heavily. Their internal organs were damaged by the soundwaves, and they each coughed up two mouthfuls of blood!

But their faces burned with fighting spirit, full of unwillingness. Today they had to fight to the death!

Just as they were about to shout again, Jiangnan panicked and quickly stood up, pulling out a megaphone: "Stop! Stop!"

Both of them looked at Jiangnan in confusion!

Jiangnan wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth: "Would you two big brothers like a bottle of beer to moisten your throats?"

"One bottle of beer down, even the speakers would sing until they puke! Absolutely potent!"

"100,000 per bottle, buy the beer and get a free megaphone. Definitely the best choice to carry the whole game!"

Qidelong and Qidongqiang exchanged glances and nodded: "Give it!"

Jiangnan threw each of them a bottle of Deadly Green Club and a megaphone!

He teleported straight to the stands, covered his ears, and quickly moved away from the battlefield!

Jiangnan didn't know if soundwaves counted as magic attack or physical attack. Strictly speaking, it should be considered physical attack!

One bottle of Large Green Stick down, there would definitely be a critical hit bonus!

Coupled with these brothers' loud voices, this arena was probably going to be shouted to pieces!

Earning some money these days was way too hard!

At this moment, Xiao Zhen, Mo Tian, and the others watched Jiangnan dodging to the stands. Somehow, a bad feeling suddenly arose in their hearts!

Qidelong and Qidongqiang both had fierce expressions. Without saying a word, they opened the bottle caps, tipped their heads back, and chugged!

Both their faces flushed red. The alcohol hit their heads, and a hint of haziness appeared in their eyes!

Physical Element Attack +300%!

Truth Serum +100%!

Pain Sensation Zero, Hero's Courage Activated!

The two brothers locked eyes, their fighting spirit burning fiercely!

Today, one of them must die or be defeated!