Chapter 588: I Really Am Amazing
As he walked along, Jiangnan suddenly remembered the old cattle who sold his Little Ginseng for 30 Diamond-grade Spirit Beads!
He was furious!
After returning to the country, he hadn't failed to call that phone number, but it was already out of service!
And Jones, who had given him the contact information, had already been killed by Jiangning's Great Suck!
The more Jiangnan thought about it, the angrier he got, feeling like he had been cheated!
Don't let me catch you!
At the moment, in the Senior Student Competition Zone! The 50 arenas were blazing hot, with fierce battles raging!
Many senior students were cheering and shouting from the spectator stands!
Guan Hu, who was supervising the competition, looked warily at Jiangnan!
"What are you doing here? Go, go, go! Get lost!"
Jiangnan's little face darkened. Why was everyone so disgusted with him?
"I'm just strolling around, observing!"
Guan Hu said sternly, "Don't disturb their matches, understand?"
Jiangnan patted his chest and assured, "Don't worry!"
Then, carrying his Vendor Cloth, he slipped into the competition zone.
In an instant, he saw a rhinoceros-beast-transformed burly man and a leopard-beast-transformed beast-eared girl fiercely attacking each other on the arena!
One focused on defense, the other on agility!
Both were in half-beast transformation state, evenly matched—it seemed the winner wouldn't be decided anytime soon!
Jiangnan's eyes gleamed as he teleported over!
Outside the edge of the arena, he suspended himself in midair, constructed a spatial barrier, spread out his Vendor Cloth, and sat on it!
He watched the match intently!
On the arena, Rhinoceros Brother and Leopard Girl naturally noticed Jiangnan sitting on the Vendor Cloth!
They were speechless. Aren't you done with your own match? You come to watch?
If you want to watch, go to the damn spectator stands! Don't set up a stall beside the arena!
It's easy for us to get distracted!
Jiangnan: "Why don't you two fully transform? If you fully transform, you can easily overpower each other!"
Leopard Girl blushed and glared at Jiangnan: "Mind your own business!"
Fully transform? Wouldn't that mean being seen by everyone? No way!
Jiangnan said incredulously, "No way? What era is this? Haven't you two worn my Hulk Brand Shorts yet?"
Then he said with a pained expression, "It's my negligence. In Pioneer Academy, there are still beast-transformed students who haven't worn my shorts!"
With that, he waved his little hand!
On the Vendor Cloth, various styles of Hulk Brand Shorts were neatly arranged!
He picked up a pair of Hulk Brand Shorts with his middle fingers!
"Xiao Jiuwo!"
"Yes, Master~"
Xiao Jiuwo opened her mouth, bit the other end of the shorts, stretched them back five or six meters, then let them snap back to their original shape!
"Extreme rebound, quality great!"
"Fully transform, no need to hesitate!"
"Wear only Hulk Brand Shorts!"
"Wear them, and victory will come!"
"Seniors! Want a pair of shorts? I'll give you a discount!"
At this moment, Rhinoceros Brother and Leopard Girl were going crazy!
We're in the middle of a match! Why are you trying to sell us shorts on the side?
And can you just come up with those little advertising slogans off the top of your head?
[Resentment from Lin Xi +666!]
[Resentment from Zhou Jing +1000!]
Guan Hu, supervising, had a dark face. Didn't he promise not to disturb the matches?
And now he's selling shorts beside the arena!
[Resentment from Guan Hu +1000!]
The two on the arena simply couldn't bother with Jiangnan. Leopard Girl erupted wildly, beating Rhinoceros Brother until he was spitting blood!
Jiangnan urged, "Brother! What are you waiting for! You're only one pair of shorts away from victory!"
Lin Xi's eyes were bloodshot. If he fully transformed, he would definitely have a chance to turn the tables!
If he didn't make a change now, he would really lose!
"Come on! Give me a pair!"
Jiangnan excitedly said, "Alright! What style do you want? We have Angry Birds, Pikachu, Little Divine Dragon..."
"Do you want boxers or briefs? We..."
Lin Xi: !!!
"Boxers! Anything!"
Pikachu? God damn!
Jiangnan: "Don't you want to try briefs? Actually, briefs might have better coverage than boxers..."
Lin Xi: Pfft– (Σ(ŎεŎ|||))
Another mouthful of blood!
[Resentment from Lin Xi +1000!]
"Just give me the damn shorts already!"
I'm in the middle of a match! I don't have time to pick styles!
Jiangnan casually picked a pair of shorts and smiled brightly: "100,000 each. Cash or transfer?"
Lin Xi exploded: "Just give them to me! I'll transfer after the match!"
Jiangnan shook his head: "No way. What if you don't pay me? Shorts aren't like other things—if you return them after wearing them, how can I sell them to someone else?"
[Resentment from Lin Xi +1000!]
I'm about to be KO'd! How can I have time to transfer money?
You really don't give any chance, do you?
"If I don't transfer after the match, you can take my rhinoceros horn and carve beads from it!"
Jiangnan hesitated for a long time, then gritted his teeth and agreed!
Beads made from rhinoceros horn should be pretty valuable, right?
He used a Space Wormhole to stuff the Hulk Brand Shorts into Lin Xi's arms!
This guy didn't care anymore. He opened the shorts, jumped, put his legs through the leg holes, and pulled them up!
"Slap~"
Like Superman, he wore the shorts on the outside!
He let out a roar: "Fully transform!"
In an instant, a 25-meter giant rhinoceros appeared on the arena!
He charged at Leopard Girl, goring her with his horn until she was spitting blood again!
He instantly turned the tables, and Leopard Girl was in danger!
[Resentment from Zhou Jing +1000!]
[Resentment from...]
Ahhh! I was about to win!
Why did you sell him shorts?! But in this situation, she had no choice but to fully transform and go head-to-head with Lin Xi!
"Sell me a pair too! Hurry! No time!"
Jiangnan smiled brightly: "300,000! Cash or transfer?"
Leopard Girl fumed: "Wasn't it 100,000? Why the price hike? You crooked profiteer!"
Jiangnan said innocently, "You're wronging me. For girls, we sell them as a set, with a little vest on top!"
"I sewed them myself from the shorts fabric, working hard! 300,000 isn't expensive. If you only want the shorts, I don't mind!"
Leopard Girl: (งᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌)ง
"300,000 it is! Hurry!"
Jiangnan laughed: "What style do you want? For girls..."
Leopard Girl urged: "500,000! Don't say another word! I'll transfer after the match! Otherwise, it's a Thousand Miles of Jiangling!"
Jiangnan was confused: "What the hell is a Thousand Miles of Jiangling?"
Guan Hu said darkly: "A Thousand Miles of Jiangling—return in one day!"
Jiangnan: (*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!
This... this is some hidden meaning, huh?
There's such a saying?
Learned, learned!
Then he said seriously: "Ten Thousand Miles of Jiangling!"
[Resentment from Zhou Jing +1000!]
God damn Ten Thousand Miles of Jiangling!
Wouldn't Ten Thousand Miles of Jiangling mean returning in ten days?
"Whatever! Hurry!"
Jiangnan immediately took out a set of Hulk Brand Shorts and threw them over!
At this point, Leopard Girl couldn't care about anything else. She put on the leopard-print set over her clothes!
With a leopard roar, she fully transformed and scratched Lin Xi's face all over with blood! The situation reversed again!
Leopard Girl gained the upper hand!
Lin Xi freaked out: "Nan Shen! Do you have any Vitality Ginseng? Give me a bottle! 100,000! Hurry!"
Jiangnan's eyes lit up: "Kid, you're on the ball! I'll hook you up!"
Leopard Girl urged: "200,000! Don't sell it to him!"
Jiangnan sat down again!
Lin Xi urged: "300,000! Hook me up!"
Jiangnan excitedly said: "Open wide! Big brother will give you a gulp of Vitality Ginseng!"
Leopard Girl fumed: "500,000! Don't give it!"
Jiangnan: (ˊO̴̶̷̤ᴗO̴̶̷̤ˋ) Okay~
"600,000!"
"I'll give you 700,000! Don't sell it to him!"
At this point, the two on the arena were frantic, bidding wildly!
Lin Xi wanted to drink Vitality Ginseng! Leopard Girl wouldn't let him!
In a short while, the bid had reached a million!
Guan Hu was dumbfounded. You two are fighting a match, but it's like an auction?
You're bidding prices?
How did things turn out like this?
No matter who won in the end, Jiangnan was the one making the money!
This kid Jiangnan probably just wanted to use this opportunity to earn some pocket money, right?
You're the one profiting from war!
Jiangnan: "Brother! Don't be a coward! You're just one step away from beating her! Take a gulp of Vitality Ginseng! You'll be a miracle! Really not adding more?"
Lin Xi said red-eyed: "I bid 1.1 million!"
Leopard Girl did a backward kick, directly hitting Lin Xi's chin and KO'd him!
"You bid nothing!"
Jiangnan looked disappointed, but he quickly approached Leopard Girl and held out his little hand!
"1.5 million! That was the deal!"
Leopard Girl reverted to human form, her wheat-colored skin shining under the sun!
She was happy to have won the match. She put an arm around Jiangnan's shoulder: "Hey~ Junior! What if Senior doesn't want to pay? Won't you consider Ten Thousand Miles of Jiangling?"
Jiangnan glared: "What? No money? Then I'll..."
Zhou Jing rolled her eyes: "Fine, fine~ Little money grubber! Hmph~"
He didn't get the hint! Didn't he recognize her request for Ten Thousand Miles of Jiangling?
She took out her phone from the item storage area and transferred 1.5 million to Jiangnan!
Jiangnan was overjoyed. In this short time, he'd sold two pairs of shorts and made this much money?
I really am amazing!
Then his gaze fell on the unconscious Lin Xi beside him.
Meanwhile, Zhou Jing looked at the transfer record and froze!
This is wrong!
I was about to win anyway!
How did I spend an extra 1.5 million to win the match?
Wait! Why?
How did this...
[Resentment from Zhou Jing +666!]
[Resentment from Zhou Jing...]
Jiangnan crouched down and patted Lin Xi: "Hey hey! Brother! Wake up! Pay up! You still owe me for the shorts!"
But Lin Xi was completely unresponsive, looking deeply unconscious!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Xiao Jiuwo! Bring me my Blood-Drinking Halberd! There's a horn here I need to chop off!"
Lin Xi sat up like a corpse rising from the dead, bouncing up: "QR code!"
As he transferred the money to Jiangnan, he was crying!
Spent an extra 100,000! And still lost!
Why is my life so hard!
Having collected the money, Jiangnan contentedly packed up his Vendor Cloth!
"Xiao Jiuwo! Let's go, next stop! We've got to hurry to the next venue!"
Xiao Jiuwo: (◍ōᴗō◍) Okay, Master~