**Chapter 565: Hidden Golden Finger?**
Jiang Nan was covered in sweat, poking like crazy!
But Ye Zhenguo looked utterly blissful, almost falling asleep from comfort!
Jiang Nan looked speechlessly at his reddened finger from all the poking. Why wasn't it working?
It seemed the Gold Paralysis Ring, like the empty Large Green Stick bottle, had a weaker effect on higher-level Spirit Warriors!
But even against a Dao Heaven, shouldn't there be at least some reaction?
Could it be that he was using it wrong?
Jiang Nan took off the Gold Paralysis Ring and slipped it onto his middle finger!
The moment it was on, the ring automatically tightened, gripping firmly around his finger!
His entire middle finger stiffened straight up. Under Jiang Nan's stunned gaze, the whole finger turned a dazzling golden color!
It gave off a metallic texture, feeling quite solid to the touch!
Jiang Nan was dumbfounded!
Could... could this be the legendary golden finger?
So the reason the paralysis effect hadn't triggered earlier was because he put it on the wrong finger?
Damn! Did it really matter which finger you wore it on?
Did it have to be the middle finger?
Looking at Ye Zhenguo, who had already fallen asleep in his seat, Jiang Nan swallowed hard!
Opening a Space Wormhole, he made a fist with his left hand, his golden middle finger standing straight and stiff, and poked Ye Zhenguo right in the back!
Suddenly, Ye Zhenguo jolted awake, his eyes bloodshot, arms flailing wildly, springing up from the seat like a coiled spring!
He let out a roar!
"I King! I Cha! Ao hao hao~"
Like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, the whole car jerked as everyone was startled by Ye Zhenguo!
Jiang Nan hurriedly pulled back his hand, shivering himself!
Li Bing instinctively slammed on the brakes!
"Bam!"
Ye Zhenguo, who hadn't fastened his seatbelt, flew forward like a cannonball, crashing through the windshield and headfirst into the bushes!
Only one leg was left kicking wildly outside!
Li Bing and the others were stunned. What happened to Elder Ye? Why was he so jumpy?
Jiang Nan looked guilty. Th- that much? Wasn't that too much?
Ye Zhenguo was a Dao Heaven! One poke from me sent him flying out of the car?
Everyone quickly got out and helped Ye Zhenguo out of the bushes. Han Menglu also brushed off the snow and dead leaves from him.
"Hey hey! Don't pat! Don't touch me! Sigh... let me catch my breath!"
Ye Zhenguo's face was scrunched up, his whole body in agony!
Li Bing asked in shock: "Elder Ye, what happened to you?"
Ye Zhenguo looked baffled: "I must be haunted! It felt like someone hit every ticklish nerve in my body at once! My whole body went numb, like being pricked by millions of needles at the same time!"
"Even though it only lasted a split second, all my muscles cramped up, I couldn't move at all. That feeling was way too intense! It nearly stopped my heart!"
"I still haven't recovered!"
Jiang Nan quickly leaned in, looking curious: "Really? Can you tell me exactly how it felt? What's it like now?"
Ye Zhenguo winced: "It's like squatting over the toilet for hours until your legs go numb—useless, can't move, afraid to even move! My whole body was in that state. How to put it? Like an old TV with no signal, constantly flickering with snow!"
Jiang Nan rubbed his chin thoughtfully: "Oh~ I see, I see!"
Ye Zhenguo looked suspicious: "Why are you so curious about this, kid? Could it be you did it?"
Jiang Nan said with a straight face: "Nonsense! Brother, you're a Dao Heaven! How could I possibly have that kind of skill?"
Ye Zhenguo smiled smugly: "True!"
"Then what happened?"
Jiang Nan said nervously: "Maybe... maybe the massage seat in this car is leaking electricity?"
Everyone was speechless. With Ye Zhenguo's abilities, he could chop wires with a kitchen knife and nothing would happen!
D*mn "seat leaking electricity"!
Ye Zhenguo looked like he'd seen a ghost, recalling the fully numb sensation just now, and couldn't help shivering!
Everyone got back in the car, but this time Ye Zhenguo refused to sit in the front, so Jiang Nan took the front seat!
Kicking away the shattered windshield, Jiang Nan used a Spatial Barrier to block the wind, and the car continued driving!
But Jiang Nan was beyond thrilled!
The paralysis effect was that amazing?
Even a Dao Heaven could be paralyzed for a few microseconds?
If it were a Gold rank, one poke from my middle finger would probably paralyze him for half an hour, right?
Isn't this the legendary acupuncture point pressing?
Mom! I've learned another new skill!
Paralysis Acupoint Press Hand!
Goose honk honk honk!
Behind him, Ye Zhenguo kept staring at Jiang Nan with doubt constantly scanning him!
No! Something's off about this kid!
Jiang Nan's heart was pounding. If Brother Ye found out I was the one who poked him, he'd definitely beat me until I cry!
I need to take this ring off right away!
So he stuck both hands into his pants pockets, using a Space Wormhole to connect the two pockets, trying to take off the ring on his left hand!
The moment he pulled, Jiang Nan's expression froze!
Why won't the ring come off?
It was like the golden middle finger had fused with it!
And now it wasn't just that the ring wouldn't come off; his middle finger was as stiff as an anti-riot baton!
He couldn't even bend it! It was completely stuck!
His other four fingers also suffered, unable to straighten out!
So now he had to keep his golden middle finger raised?
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Does this even make sense?
I knew it! A scam ring only worked when worn on the middle finger, and of course nothing good would come of it!
Since it won't come off, I'll just use brute force!
Jiang Nan kept his hands in his pockets and frantically tried to pull off the ring on his left middle finger with his right hand!
His face turned red from the effort!
Li Bing, who was driving, glanced at Jiang Nan from the corner of her eye and was stunned, her pretty face slightly flushed.
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Not even trying to hide it, huh?
That movement amplitude is way too big!
Well~ it is what it is, given his natural talent!
Jiang Nan was going crazy! Right! Little Pudding!
Use the Little Pudding to shrink his hand, then the ring would come off!
I'm such a clever little guy!
He pulled out a Little Pudding with his right hand and ate it. Under Jiang Nan's expectant gaze, his left hand began to shrink overall!
But what drove Jiang Nan to despair was that the golden middle finger was completely uncontrollable! His other four fingers still couldn't straighten out!
So now he had a small hand with a huge golden middle finger sticking up?
That was even weirder, okay?
Furious, Jiang Nan used all his strength to pull off the ring, gritting his teeth, his expression ferocious!
However, without him realizing, the heads of Ye Zhenguo, Zhao Dezhu, and Han Menglu poked out from the back row, staring at Jiang Nan nonstop!
Zhao Dezhu: "What are you fiddling with in your pants pocket, kid?"
Han Menglu: "What treasure are you hiding?"
Ye Zhenguo said suspiciously: "Something's not right! The more I think about it, the more I feel something's wrong! Take your hand out and let me see!"
Jiang Nan's body stiffened, looking guilty, and pulled his right hand out of his pocket!
"N- nothing!"
Ye Zhenguo stared hard at Jiang Nan: "Left hand! Take out your left hand too!"
Jiang Nan: !!!
No way! Absolutely no way!
If he pulled out his left hand for Brother Ye to see, it would be like flipping off a Dao Heaven!
A huge golden middle finger!
And the ring had "MB" written on it!
He would definitely be beaten to tears!
Li Bing quickly interjected: "Oh~ Elder Ye, you're being too much! Jiang Nan little brother has his privacy too, you know!"
"You can't just go prying like that!"
Jiang Nan looked moved. Sister Li Bing really is the best!
He quickly nodded.
"Exactly! I have privacy too!"
At that moment, everyone in the car turned to look at Jiang Nan's left hand, still hidden in his pocket refusing to come out!
Everyone: (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) manually hilarious!
Jiang Nan's face darkened. What are you all being hilarious about?
Are you misunderstanding something here?
I'm really not doing anything weird! I just don't want you to see my golden finger!
After all, isn't a golden finger supposed to be hidden?
Let them misunderstand then!
It's still better than Brother Ye finding out I was the one who paralyzed him earlier!