# Chapter 564: Paralyzing Gold Ring
Odin Divine Lord: "Where's the key? Hand it over! Didn't you say earlier that you spent a fortune getting it from Qian Benying?"
The Magician jolted!
The data was real, but the key was definitely fake!
That Qian Benying was Jiangnan in disguise, every one of them in the Metropolis was the same, okay?
There's no way it would actually unlock anything. The real key was probably still in Jiangnan's hands!
But at this point, the Magician could only pull out the key.
"Divine Lord, listen to me, this key is..."
Odin Divine Lord: "Don't say another word! Whatever it cost, the Society will reimburse you. We won't shortchange you, will we?"
He snatched the key and shoved it into the computer.
The Magician's face darkened. This damn well wasn't about money! Why won't you let me talk?
After inserting the key, English text appeared on the screen again: "Key match confirmed. Program unlocking. 1%..."
Odin Divine Lord's face flushed with excitement as he stared wide-eyed at the screen.
"Haha! With this, our Light Society will be unmatched in the field of spell incantations. Our great plan is about to succeed!"
"Magician, you truly are my right-hand man!"
The Magician's head was spinning too. Match successful?
This key was also real? How is that possible?
No! Something's wrong!
The progress bar reached 100%, and the file unlocked.
A video automatically popped up on the screen.
There was a muscular cutie with twin ponytails, two meters tall, holding two large green onions in her hands, frantically swinging her waist.
"Come on! Follow my rhythm! Dance with me!"
"Hands behind your head ~ twist your waist, swing your hips, shake your legs, and laugh!"
At the same time, the BGM started playing.
"Yo ai na ~ pen you wai suo ~ deng le deng! Deng! Deng! Deng deng ~"
The demonic song "PhUthOn" played on a loop.
Every twist of the muscular cutie's waist and swing of her hips was perfectly synced to the beat of the BGM.
They'd even thoughtfully added an outline effect.
For a moment, the entire Light Society secret base fell silent. Everyone was dumbfounded.
Odin Divine Lord: (´*口*`) Ahhh!
"What the hell is this?! My eyes! My eyes!"
A scream tore from Odin Divine Lord's mouth. His body instinctively punched the computer screen.
He punched right through it! White smoke rose from the screen.
The entire base fell silent. The Magician's face turned pale.
Wasn't that muscular cutie the center dancer doing the onion-shaking dance in Central Park?
Jiangnan! I'll %…;#*' you!
You're not done screwing me over, are you? Something's definitely wrong!
Fake! It was all damn fake!
In the end, I still became the scapegoat?
The computer screen was smashed, but the next moment, every display screen in the secret base turned blue and started playing the video at the same time.
"Deng le deng! Deng! Deng! Deng deng ~"
Iron Ox was dancing wildly!
Swinging hips to the drumbeat!
Her body like a fierce tiger!
Blue light, super clear!
Odin exploded: "Turn it off! Turn it off right now! What kind of demon is this?!"
The staff were going crazy: "We... we can't turn it off! Our system has been infected with a virus!"
"Oh no! The data in the database is being automatically deleted like crazy!"
"Hiss! Hurry! Pull the power switch and unplug the network cables!"
The secret base was in complete chaos. Iron Ox never imagined she'd become famous abroad.
At this moment, Odin Divine Lord's gaze at the Magician could kill.
"Explain this to me! What is this?! Is this how you do your work? Huh?"
After all this effort, you bring me back a demon?!
The Magician was dripping with cold sweat: "It's all Jiangnan's fault! He gave it to me! It's all his fault! I had nothing to do with it! I..."
Odin gritted his teeth: "Bullshit! This right-hand man of mine, I don't want it anymore!"
"Don't you fucking run! Photon Cannon!"
[From David Copperfield's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From David...]
...
On the military vehicle heading to the Dragon Abyss headquarters, Jiangnan watched the constantly refreshing Resentment Value list, grinning.
The Magician didn't actually use the key to unlock the hard drive, did he?
There was a big surprise inside that video. Jiangnan had spent an entire afternoon making it.
It was super hyped!
Having landed and returned to the country, Jiangnan felt at ease. He thought for a moment, then pulled out his phone and sent a message to Da Lang Mie.
**Nan Shen:** The safety charm is pretty useful. I'll head to Dragon Abyss headquarters first and get back to the academy in the afternoon. Tell Xuexue to cook a good meal and wait for me to come home!
⸜(*॑꒳॑*)⸝
It had been so long since he left. Jiangnan was a little homesick.
Thinking about Xuexue and Lang Mie, the corners of Jiangnan's mouth couldn't help but curl up.
Maybe it was because he had people to miss in his heart that he managed to get through things in Area 53.
The message was replied to almost instantly.
**Da Lang Mie:** ٩(๑˃̶͈̀ᗜ˂̶͈́)۶ Yay! I've missed you so much!
I'll drag Xuexue out for a run and get some exercise, and heat up your meal for you!
(ˊO̴̶̷̤̫O̴̶̷̤ˋ)
Jiangnan scratched his head.
What does running have to do with heating up a meal?
I'm coming home and you're not even making new dishes for me?
The New Year's Eve dinner from back then still hasn't been finished?
"I don't want to eat leftovers. Can you make me something new?"
**Da Lang Mie:** (◦`~´◦) You big dummy!
[From Xia Yao's Resentment Value +777!]
[From...]
Jiangnan: (๑•̌.•̑๑)ˀ̣ˀ̣
Putting away his phone, Jiangnan turned his head and whispered, "Unicorn Big Sister, are you still there?"
A little hand like jelly reached out from higher-dimensional space and gently squeezed Jiangnan's hand.
Jiangnan felt reassured.
Finally, he had the mind to check the system. Although Little Cherry had cost him nine million Resentment Value, he still had some left.
Adding the gains from flattening Area 53, his Resentment Value had climbed back to over 8.3 million.
To prevent the system from being cheeky and refusing to give him upgrade cards again, Jiangnan took out his little notebook and recorded every expenditure of Resentment Value.
Now that he was back in the country and the crisis was mostly resolved, he didn't need to save Resentment Value for emergencies anymore.
He directly threw in 5 million and started the Lucky Ten-Draw.
[Thanks for your patronage! Consolation Prize: Green Onion Holy Sword x1!]
[Congratulations on winning! Prize: Passionate Little Gloves x1!]
...
Pouring 5 million Resentment Value in, he got 17 pairs of gloves and a bunch of green onions.
Jiangnan's heart was completely calm. He was already used to this cheat system's drop rate!
Another 3 million! He refused to believe he wouldn't get a new prize!
After spending 1.7 million, the prize list finally showed a new item.
[Thanks for your patronage! Consolation Prize: Paralyzing Gold Ring x1!]
[Thanks for your patronage! Consolation Prize: Paralyzing...]
...
Jiangnan suddenly sat up straight!
No new regular prize, but a new consolation prize?
He wasn't interested in anything else, but this one had the word "Gold" in it!
A gold ring? Gold?
The system finally acted like a decent person for once! Even if it was completely useless, a gold ring could be melted down for a bit of money!
Pouring 3 million Resentment Value in, he drew over 100 Paralyzing Gold Rings.
He quickly went to the system item list to check its effect.
**[Paralyzing Gold Ring!]**
**Effect:** 100% chance to paralyze the enemy. Requires the wearer to poke the target's body with the finger wearing the ring to trigger the effect. The ring is effective for 30 minutes.
Poke him and he's paralyzed!
Poke you and you're paralyzed!
Poke anyone and they're paralyzed!
Wherever you're dissatisfied, poke right there! SO Easy!
Mom will never worry about me encountering problems again.
Use both hands to create your own legend!
ᕕ(՞ټ՞)—☞✧
Jiangnan's face darkened as he looked at the effect description. He felt like the system was cursing him out.
What kind of weird paralysis ring is this?
Poke anyone and they're paralyzed?
It shares the same genius principle as the Deadly Green Club, but it doesn't have to hit the crown of the head?
Just poking any part of the body triggers the paralysis effect?
This is like the father of Miao Frog Seeds opening the door for Miao Frog Seeds!
Absolutely brilliant!
A divine artifact!
Excited, Jiangnan quickly pulled out a Paralyzing Gold Ring to examine.
The ring was substantial, shiny gold, giving off the smell of money.
On the ring face, the abbreviation for "paralysis" was engraved.
**MB!**
Jiangnan fell in love with it the moment he saw it. This had to be at least a dozen grams, right?
He was about to put it on his finger, eagerly wanting to test the paralysis effect.
But then he hesitated.
The problem was, it was a consolation prize. Who knows what weird side effects it might have?
But the effect was indeed powerful.
He gritted his teeth.
If you don't risk the kid, you won't catch the wolf!
Screw it!
He directly put it on his left index finger, looked around, and his gaze fell on Ye Zhenguo sitting in the passenger seat.
This was a terrifying Dao Heaven! What paralysis could he possibly not withstand?
The perfect test subject was right in front of him. Why not use him?
Wearing the Paralyzing Gold Ring, Jiangnan leaned forward slightly, opened a Space Wormhole, and his finger passed through the back of the seat, directly poking Ye Zhenguo's back.
Then he looked at Ye Zhenguo with anticipation.
Ye Zhenguo frowned slightly, then continued picking his nose.
Jiangnan: ???
No reaction at all? That can't be right?
Was a Dao Heaven this powerful?
Did I not poke hard enough? Or do I need to poke more times?
So Jiangnan's finger went in and out of the Space Wormhole three times, frantically poking Ye Zhenguo's back, creating afterimages.
Ye Zhenguo leaned back in his seat, looking confused: "I feel like someone's poking my back. It's actually kind of comfortable."
Li Bing, who was driving, laughed: "Modern cars come with seat massage. Haven't you experienced it, old man?"
Ye Zhenguo laughed heartily: "Old! Can't keep up with the times! This seat massage is quite comfortable! Thumbs up!"
Jiangnan: !!!
That's not a seat massage! That's me poking you!
Why aren't you paralyzed?!
Paralyze! Paralyze, damn it!