# Chapter 549: I Am Misfortune! I Am Calamity!
This winter warmth is the greatest shame of my life as Qian Benying!
Time ticked by second by second. Jiangnan crouched behind the rock with an excited expression, waiting endlessly!
Only Qian Benying couldn't figure it out—was Jiangnan really going to go in head-on without any preparation?
He was pretty smart back in Metropolis, so why was he so dumb now?
Meanwhile!
Ye Zhenguo, Zhao Dezhu, and the others raced wildly across the entire Pacific Ocean and landed on the West Coast!
On the highway, Li Bing drove a large off-road vehicle, flooring the accelerator!
Ye Zhenguo and Zhao Dezhu sat in the back!
Han Menglu opened the sunroof, stuck her head out with goggles on, but her long hair still flew wildly in the wind!
"Dream Girl, found him yet?"
"No, let's head to Colorado. Bad Little Brother is going to make a move on Area 53, so he'll definitely be there!"
Li Bing drove straight toward Colorado!
"Any news from home? Any movement from Area 53?"
Ye Zhenguo shook his head: "Everything's normal. Let's hurry!"
Although the four of them had rushed to the United States as fast as possible, they couldn't just fly around on someone else's territory!
Otherwise, they might end up fighting before even finding Jiangnan. They had to find him first.
Dragon Abyss Headquarters Command Room!
Honglong and the others stood at attention nearby, while Yang Jian had already taken command!
On the holographic screen, satellite images of Area 53 were clearly projected!
The scene was peaceful!
Yang Jian stared at the screen with a puzzled expression: "Why is it so quiet? There's no unusual activity on the U.S. side either. That kid Jiangnan seems to have vanished off the face of the earth!"
"Shanmao! Are you sure Jiangnan went to Area 53 to rescue someone?"
Shanmao nodded firmly: "I'm sure! Xiao Nan seemed very familiar with that unicorn Bose body. Knowing Xiao Nan's personality, he definitely wouldn't just watch her get taken back!"
Yang Jian rubbed his chin: "That's strange. But Jiangnan alone probably can't cause too much trouble!"
"Hopefully, Uncle Ye and the others will find Jiangnan soon!"
All the Dragon Abyss members in the command room stared intently at the screen. Taking on Area 53?
Just thinking about it got their blood boiling. Nan Shen was always stirring up trouble wherever he went, wanting to take on everything!
But this time, it probably wouldn't work out.
...
Time passed another hour and a half. Jiangnan and Qian Benying's legs had gone numb from squatting behind the rock!
Jiangnan was panicking!
Logically, the luck time of the last batch who drank the Cherry Happy Water should have passed!
Their bad luck should have started acting up. But there was no movement at all? Everything was normal?
That bad luck field from thirty thousand people should have been strong! Something wasn't right!
Qian Benying urged: "Why haven't you made a move yet? Going in head-on?"
"You're not chickening out, are you? You must be scared, right? It's okay, I won't laugh at you. How about we call it quits? You give me the deodorant..."
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "Scared? Hah! I, Jiang the Bold, have never backed down, okay?"
"By the way, why do you always want to call it quits? Are you possessed by Pigsy or something? I—"
Before Jiangnan could finish, Qian Benying rubbed her eyes: "Am I seeing things? I feel like there's a grayish mist layer over Area 53?"
Jiangnan was stunned and looked carefully. Indeed, there seemed to be an extra layer of gray mist over Area 53!
It was ethereal, faint, as if there and not there...
*Gasp!*
This... this is the bad luck field?
Holy crap! The bad luck field formed by thirty thousand people is this strong? It's practically materializing!
So having a dark aura above the brows is real?
Just as Jiangnan was craning his neck to look...
Suddenly!
A loud boom came from deep within the earth, like a deep roar from hell!
Violent shaking began. The ground started trembling wildly!
The intense tremors indicated an earthquake level definitely exceeding magnitude 10!
Area 53 was the epicenter, and the seismic waves spread out at extreme speed!
The entire 800-kilometer uninhabited area of Colorado's Gobi Desert began to shake!
Area 53 immediately sounded the alarm, descending into chaos. Even though the buildings inside had been specially reinforced, they couldn't withstand a magnitude 10 earthquake wreaking havoc!
Countless people rushed out like headless flies, utterly confused!
An earthquake? What the hell!
At this moment, Jiangnan's grin stretched almost to his ears!
No way? A magnitude 10 earthquake?
Ninety thousand Lucky Little Cherries really delivered!
I was wondering why there was no movement—turns out they were charging up a big move!
They even caused a natural disaster? That's insane!
This is exactly the chaos I need!
Qian Benying, crouching behind Jiangnan, was dumbfounded!
Are you kidding me? A super earthquake?
Jiangnan was waiting for the earthquake all along?
Wait, how did Jiangnan predict an earthquake would happen a full day in advance?
The most advanced technology can only predict earthquakes three minutes ahead of time. Jiangnan predicted it a whole day?
Are you a god? Do you do fortune-telling?
But Qian Benying had no idea. It wasn't that Jiangnan could predict earthquakes—it was that the earthquake was summoned by Jiangnan himself!
Rubbing his hands together, Jiangnan pulled out a bottle of Deadly Green Club and ten Vitality Ginsengs, handing them to Qian Benying!
"The ginseng heals injuries. Drink the beer—it'll make you stronger!"
Qian Benying looked suspiciously at the Deadly Green Club: "This isn't going to have some weird effect again, is it?"
Jiangnan rolled his eyes: "You're going to help me block Piers. Tricking you would be tricking myself. Do I look stupid? Just drink it!"
Qian Benying gritted her teeth: "Fine, I'll trust you one more time!"
She tilted her head back and downed it!
Jiangnan grinned brightly: "What color shorts are you wearing today?"
Qian Benying put her hands on her hips: "Obviously! I'm a girl! Pink with a bow, of course! Even my little top is—*mmph!!!*"
Mid-sentence, Qian Benying covered her mouth in horror!
What the hell? Why did I answer such an embarrassing question from Jiangnan?
That green club really is suspicious!
Jiangnan rubbed his chin with an expression of understanding: "Oh～ I see! It seems the Deadly Green Club is already working. Go ahead! I'm making my move!"
[From Qian Benying: Resentment +1000!]
[From Qian Benying...]
Working my foot!
You just wanted to know what color I'm wearing today!
But she still said: "You be careful, don't push yourself! I'm still waiting for you to deodorize me!"
Jiangnan grinned, downed a bottle of Deadly Green Club himself, then ate a piece of Durian Pulp. His total spiritual power was pushed almost to the peak of Gold rank!
Then he stood up and said: "I told you I'd take down Area 53 head-on! Just watch me show off!"
Qian Benying smirked mischievously: "So what style of shorts are you wearing today?"
Jiangnan smiled confidently: "A red fire-breathing dragon! Red is my lucky color!"
As he finished, his smile froze.
Damn it! I've been playing with geese all my life, and today I got my eyes pecked by a goose!
Qian Benying: ꉂꉂ◟(˃᷄ꇴ˂᷅ૂ๑)༡
"Pfft hahaha! A fire-breathing dragon! That's impressive!"
Jiangnan's face darkened: "Twenty minutes, remember? Don't screw me over!"
With that, he teleported to the airport clearing of Area 53, wearing an incredibly arrogant smile!
A three-meter-long Sky Piercing Halberd was slung over his shoulder!
He was about to speak when—
*BOOM!*
A sound like the splitting of heaven and earth rang out, shaking everyone's eardrums!
At the canyon entrance, the three-thousand-meter-tall dormant flat-top volcano...
**Er** **up** **ted!**
Ten-thousand-ton boulders at the summit exploded, hurtling into the sky!
Crimson magma, thousands of meters in diameter, shot straight up like a furious fire dragon, reaching tens of thousands of meters into the air!
It turned into a rain of magma crashing down toward Area 53!
Rolling black smoke formed volcanic ash that scattered, blotting out the sun like beacon smoke!
Jiangnan turned back, staring dumbfounded at the erupting Flat Valley Volcano!
Holy crap!
Even a dormant volcano that had been silent for thousands of years erupted?
All the pressure it had built up over three or four thousand years came out today?
Hell yeah! That's amazing!
This isn't just any scene—it's a super spectacular scene!
Lucky Little Cherry really delivered! Jiangnan's little face flushed with excitement!
Still, he took out a Lucky Little Cherry and popped it into his mouth!
Under such natural disasters, he might get unlucky and get crushed by a falling chunk of magma!
Better eat a cherry for safety!
As for the three hours of bad luck afterward—he'd deal with it later!
I'm going all out this time!
At least for these thirty minutes!
I, Jiangnan, am the Chosen Son, the Invincible Lucky Star!
Holding the Blood-Drinking Halberd on his shoulder, Jiangnan looked at the chaotic Area 53, his eyes sharp with unparalleled madness!
"Today, I, Jiangnan, am your Misfortune! Your Calamity!"
"Area 53! I'm taking you down today!"