# Chapter 548: This World Is Really Just Too Wonderful! (Bonus Chapter)
Jiangnan slept straight through until noon the next day before rubbing his eyes and waking up!
Warm sunlight streamed in through the window, shining down on the three juice-squeezing girls!
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They all wore expressions of someone ascending to heaven, with squeezed cherry juice filling an entire row of large water buckets!
Jiangnan got up and stretched vigorously: "Let's go! As a reward for your hard work, I'm treating you all to grilled meat!"
The moment he finished speaking, the three juice-squeezing girls perked up immediately!
"Grilled meat! Big chunks!"
"Cake, giant sundae, mango chunks! Whee~"
"Finally getting fed? I've been so done!"
They were about to head out when they saw Qian Benying still sitting on yesterday's chair, hands propped on her knees, not moving an inch!
Jiangnan walked over, looking puzzled: "What's wrong? Not coming? This is a rare opportunity! Me treating you to a meal—you probably won't see this happen again in your next life either!"
Qian Benying clenched her teeth: "You... you guys go ahead. I can't move right now!"
If I move, I'll lose my state, and I might just... just...
Seven more hours! Hold it in!
Qian Benying, you can do this!
Come on! Fight!
Jiangnan was stunned: "You haven't been sitting here all night, have you? Can't move? Not moving a muscle—that's a turtle!"
Qian Benying: !!!
"You're the turtle! Mind your own business! I'm not eating! Go, go, go!"
[From Qian Benying, Resentment Value +666!]
[From Qian Benying...]
Who says not moving a muscle makes you a turtle?!
Whose fault do you think this is?!
Jiangnan: (๐≖ᴗ≖) Oh ho~
The devilish grin on his face grew wider. Could it be that Qian Benying was holding it in to her limit and that's why...
Let's tease her a bit. Making me the bathroom god of war, huh?
Jiangnan reached out and grabbed Qian Benying's antenna, yanking it!
"Ah~"
A sharp, urgent cry escaped her, and Qian Benying immediately went to cover her antenna!
But her hands froze mid-air, then quickly moved to cover her little belly!
[From Qian Benying, Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Qian Benying...]
The resentment value list was blowing up. The look Qian Benying shot Jiangnan could kill!
Jiangnan swallowed hard.
She... did she just break her limit?
Could she have actually...
Sigh~ Looks like I messed up!
"Ah-ha~ Ahaha~ Let's go, go, go! Let's hurry and get something to eat, shall we?"
Jiangnan turned and headed for the door. Rokuka looked confused.
"What's wrong? Ying-chan isn't coming? Is it inconvenient?"
Jiangnan: "No! Your Ying-chan is very convenient right now!"
Rokuka: ???
Qian Benying: (⑉ᵒ̌皿ᵒ̌) Jiang! Nan!
[From Qian Benying, Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan looked guilty as he grabbed the three juice-squeezing girls and teleported away in an instant!
Qian Benying was about to explode!
This winter was the most unforgettable she'd ever had... and exceptionally warm!
After eating grilled meat and returning to the inn by evening, the Teletubbies suit could finally be taken off. Qian Benying locked herself in the bathroom and refused to come out!
Jiangnan rolled his eyes. This one was probably the true bathroom god of war, wasn't she?
Having no choice, Jiangnan packed up the cherry juice and went to Area 53 himself.
Having scouted the terrain in advance, Jiangnan didn't wear his invisibility cloak this time. Instead, he slipped straight into the Area 53 cafeteria!
He found the drink container where beverages were stored.
The cafeteria got supplies delivered from outside every day, and the cola in this container was meant for tomorrow's lunch service!
He opened a spatial wormhole the size of a coin. A wormhole of this scale created minimal spatial fluctuation and wouldn't attract Piers' attention at all!
"Glug, glug, glug~"
All the cherry juice squeezed from ninety thousand Lucky Little Cherries was added in!
"Hehe~ Hehehe~"
"Pop~"
A soft sound seemed to come from inside his body. Jiangnan's rank rose from Gold Three to Gold Four!
Good things really do come in pairs! Jiangnan was even happier!
...
On his way back to the inn, Qian Benying finally agreed to come out of the bathroom!
She glared at Jiangnan: "So, have you figured out how you're going to do this? Have you made a plan?"
"How much longer do you want me to stink?!"
Jiangnan looked full of confidence: "Everything's good! We'll strike tomorrow at noon!"
Qian Benying's eyes sparkled: "What plan? Tell me quickly!"
Jiangnan: ╮(•́ᴗ•̀)╭
"My plan is to charge in head-on!"
Qian Benying: (⌒_⌒;) What? What did you say?
"Charge in head-on? Oh my god! What a thorough, well-thought-out, flawless, foolproof plan!"
Jiangnan said proudly: "Right? What do you think?"
[From Qian Benying, Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Qian Benying...]
What are you so proud of?!
Do you think you're a Dao Heaven warrior? Charge in head-on? A Gold Three... uh, Four is going to take on Area 53?
Have you lost your mind?!
"Get rid of my stench now! If you die tomorrow, I'll stink for the rest of my life!"
Jiangnan pouted: "Ptooey, ptooey, ptooey! Die? What die? Wait till I wreck Area 53!"
Qian Benying covered her face. Where does this delusional confidence come from?
She should never have gotten on Jiangnan's shady boat!
A sleepless night passed. By noon the next day, Rokuka and the other two were left at the inn.
Jiangnan and Qian Benying crouched behind the same huge boulder again, peeking out with half their heads showing!
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When mealtime came, the staff and Spirit Martial troops went to the cafeteria in shifts!
Ensuring that no matter the time, there was always full security!
Inside the cafeteria, the bearded man and the glasses-wearing man sat together eating, both looking mentally drained!
Glasses-man: "What's up, bro? Why do you look so out of it?"
Bearded man sighed deeply: "I don't know what's wrong. I woke up the day before yesterday and my face hurt—burning hot. It still hurts a bit now!"
"Oh? You too? I woke up with a sore face too. Not just my face, but my stomach as well!"
"Sigh~ You too? And I don't know why, but these past two days, every time I go into the bathroom, my heart races. Especially when I see stall number seven—my legs start trembling!"
"No kidding? Same here! I'm too scared to even use the bathroom anymore!"
The two chatted as they ate, drinking their cola!
After one sip, their eyes lit up!
"I taste a cherry flavor? Sour and sweet, actually pretty good!"
"Seriously! I heard a while back that cola had a cherry flavor coming out. The cafeteria's really on point! They actually got it!"
Everyone eating in the cafeteria tasted the cherry flavor in their cola and, thinking it was a new flavor, didn't pay it much mind. They actually enjoyed it!
But as they ate, some people started laughing out loud, and some even broke into spontaneous dancing!
"Hahaha! I got a raise! A triple raise! What the heck!"
"Oh my god! I got promoted! To project manager!"
"Wang Defa? I broke through? Went up a star? Just eating and drinking and I went up a star!"
"Notice from above! Everyone's salary and benefits are being upgraded! They're giving us apartments and cars! Nothing to worry about—just do good work!"
"My three girlfriends actually agreed to live together as a foursome! Am I dreaming? Wahaha!"
"I'm more curious how you managed to have three girlfriends in the first place!"
Laughter rippled far out from the cafeteria. Everyone was red-faced and excited!
It was like all the good things in the world had come together at once!
Buffett finished his drink and picked up a call: "Re... really? They want me to run? I'm basically locked in? Hahaha! Hang on, let me laugh for a bit!"
Buffett hung up and did a backflip right there on the spot, exploding with excitement!
He thought he'd be severely punished for the document incident, but instead, he was getting promoted?
Buffett! You really are the chosen one!
In his office, Star Glory rank Quinn leisurely finished his cola and scrolled through his phone!
"Cough, cough, cough! All of them? Fourteen numbers all matched? Three hundred fifty-seven million?"
"Ahhh! I knew it! I knew this day would come for me!"
An excited Quinn hugged his phone and kissed it wildly!
Mwah! Mwah! Wahaha!
The one-and-a-half-hour lunch break passed. Everyone who came out of the cafeteria wore happy smiles on their faces!
Oh my god! This world is just too wonderful!
The entire Area 53 was immersed in an atmosphere of joy and laughter. The sound echoed far and wide, so much so that Jiangnan and Qian Benying, hiding behind the boulder, could hear it clearly!
Jiangnan giggled to himself, wearing an auntie smile!
The spiked cola really did make people happy!
Be happy, everyone! With you all happy, baby can rest easy!
None of my hard work has gone to waste!
My ultimate goal is to create happiness for this world!
Beside him, Qian Benying stared in bewilderment at Area 53, which was now bathed in a celebratory atmosphere!
What's going on? It's just lunch—why are they this happy?
And doing backflips is just too much!
"See? They know you're planning to charge Area 53 head-on, and they're all laughing at you!"
Jiangnan pouted and flicked Qian Benying on the forehead: "Nonsense! They're laughing at you for wetting your pants at age twenty-six!"
Qian Benying: !!!
"Ahhh! Jiangnan! How dare you!"