# Chapter 514: Too Much Fake Booze! Head Rush
But at this moment, Jiangnan couldn't care less about Mountain Cat and the others' shock!
He charged forward carrying two green onions!
If one looked down from above right now,
They'd see a green Teletubby, holding two green onions, charging head-on against over a thousand well-equipped, heavily armed Bald Eagle Spirit Martial troops!
Tieniu shouted anxiously: "Boss Nan! You grabbed the wrong thing! What you're holding isn't a green onion! It's a green onion!"
The Bald Eagle Spirit Martial troops were furious!
Are you trying to make us die laughing or what?
Who do you think you're looking down on?
Every single one of them was burning with rage, thinking, *I'm going to shove those two green onions right into your ears!*
Several of them immediately fired a series of shots!
Binding Spirit bullets came from all angles, determined to hit Jiangnan even if his Space Wormhole could defend against attacks from every direction!
But right then, Jiangnan charged forward again, opening his mouth wide and shouting: "Nah~ Daddy Strength! Strength! Strength! Strength! Strength! Strength! Right in the pussy!"
The Strength War Song rang out!
Violent spiritual energy surged into the Green Onion Holy Swords!
Two green onions snapped straight and rigid!
Jiangnan spun, leaped, and closed his eyes, the two Green Onion Holy Swords in his hands dancing with cyan blade light, slicing through the air at extreme speed!
"Clang! Clang! Clang!"
A series of metallic impacts echoed, and a dozen brilliant sparks burst forth in the night sky!
All the incoming bullets were precisely split in half by the two green onions!
The green Teletubby didn't even pause, continuing to charge!
Right now, Mountain Cat and the other five Teletubbies stood frozen in place, rubbing their eyes frantically!
No! No way!
Are my eyes playing tricks on me?
Jiangnan used two broken green onions to slice through over a dozen bullets?
Hiss~
Xuexiaoban's eyes sparkled: "There it is! There it is! Double Onion Style! Grandpa Copper Figure! Is that you?"
Tieniu: "This... he... Is that an iron onion? This isn't scientific!"
Shouhou stared wide-eyed: "An onion splitting bullets? One onion, two halves? Boss Nan! Please act like a human being!"
Katerina and Mountain Cat's brains completely short-circuited!
This move of yours is absolutely mortifying!
Splitting bullets is already breathtaking enough, and you're using an onion to do it?
Right now, the Bald Eagle troops were all dumbfounded. Is this for real? How is this possible?
You must have been hit and are just pretending you split all the bullets, right?
Stop f*cking pretending!
But at that moment, Jiangnan had already charged up. A Gold-ranked soldier raised his rifle, clearly still in shock from the whole "onion splitting bullets" thing.
Jiangnan went up, swinging his onion in a wild chop. Under the soldier's shocked gaze, he cut the rifle in his hands into three pieces!
Then the onion went straight through his heart!
Green onion in! Red onion out!
The man spat out a mouthful of old blood, staring in disbelief at the giant onion stabbed into his chest.
Did I just get killed by an onion today?
His face was full of unwillingness!
"Explain this to me! How exactly did you kill me with an onion?"
Jiangnan pulled out the onion, pouting: "Go down and ask your Aunt Maria!"
[From Auben's Resentment Value +1000!]
Jiangnan, having pulled out the onion, charged into the crowd singing and dancing! The onion in his hand moved like an extension of his arm, slashing wildly!
Gold-rank enemies were no match for Jiangnan at all!
And ordinary Platinum-rank fighters were only slightly troublesome for him!
Coupled with the terrifying mobility of a Space System user, he truly was a blooming flower of death in the crowd!
If the onion came out, blood would follow! Like a wolf among sheep!
At this moment, Mountain Cat and the others' scalps were all tingling!
Is this Jiangnan's true strength? He's just a Gold-rank, but can he really be this strong?
Scary as hell!
Seeing Jiangnan slaughtering so joyfully, Mountain Cat and Shouhou couldn't suppress their restless excitement anymore!
They charged into the crowd too!
Mountain Cat activated her Seraphim Wings, covered in red light, with Iron Body enhancement. Her iron fists were like heavy cannons, blasting the enemy back step by step!
Katerina completed her Half-Beast Transformation, golden scales shimmering with an eerie sheen on her skin. Her body moved like a beautiful snake woman, spitting out streams of purple poisonous mist!
The corroded ground sizzled and hissed!
Meanwhile, Shouhou and the other four coordinated perfectly!
Heiya transformed into a shadow, merging into the night, using Shadow-Binding Spirit Techniques to restrict enemy movements!
Shouhou Liu Ming's body blazed with crimson flames, letting out a roar: "Spirit Technique: Fire Tongs!"
Soaring flames extended from Liu Ming's hands, forming giant fire pincers like crab claws!
He charged into the crowd bound by Heiya's shadows, snipping wildly, cutting people in half! In no time, he had taken down seven or eight!
Liu Ming: "Haha! Boss Nan! How's my Fire Tongs' power?"
Jiangnan had already cut down a group of people. He split a Platinum enemy with one swipe of his onion, turned his head, and was completely stunned!
"Damn! Your name is Liu Ming, I can accept that! But you really have Fire Tongs? Are you doing this on purpose?"
Liu Ming: ԅ(≖‸≖ԅ)
[From Liu Ming's Resentment Value +666!]
And the people cut in half weren't wasted either. Xuexiaoban pulled out a dagger and, with a *click*, slashed her own palm twice!
Blood gushed out wildly, which she flicked into the pile of severed people!
In the next moment, the pools of blood on the ground seemed to come alive, gathering together and swirling around Xuexiaoban!
Sometimes forming sharp spikes for attack, sometimes forming shields for defense. As more people fell, the blood inside their bodies was all drained by Xuexiaoban!
The blood gathered around her grew thicker and thicker, her strength snowballing!
But her face grew paler and paler!
Presumably, controlling more blood required merging with more of her own blood!
No wonder this girl always had dark circles under her eyes and a pale little face!
She was anemic!
Tieniu was even more ferocious. As an Earth-type tank, you couldn't even tell she was a girl. She charged through the battlefield like a wild ox, supporting her teammates at any time!
Though it was just a seven-person squad, they unleashed terrifying combat power!
The four words "Dark Night Elite" weren't just for show!
The Bald Eagle Spirit Martial troops' scalps went numb!
Can't even take down seven Teletubbies? Do you think we're pushovers?
The commander and vice-commander, both Diamond-rank, charged at Jiangnan like madmen!
They had to deal with Jiangnan first! This kid alone was like a meat grinder!
He was killing even more ferociously than the other six!
Jiangnan had just slain a Gold-rank when he turned to see a fist crackling with lightning hurtling toward him!
"Space Wormhole!"
"Boom!"
The fist that should have hit Jiangnan's head slammed hard into the middle of his own "big" word!
"Oww~"
The commander's eyes bulged, letting out an inhuman scream. It was probably fried black!
[From Claude's Resentment Value +1000!]
But at the same time, a fierce gust of wind came from the side!
A scaled whip-leg swept viciously toward him — it was the vice-commander!
"Space Barrier!"
"Boom!"
Six layers of stacked Space Barriers were shattered, and Jiangnan blocked with his arms!
But he was still kicked back over a hundred meters, spitting out a mouthful of old blood. His ribs were probably broken!
Jiangnan looked helpless. A Diamond-rank was no pushover!
Even as a Space System user, he could only barely survive!
But that didn't stop me from slashing people!
After one exchange, the commander and vice-commander had a rough idea of Jiangnan's strength!
Troublesome, sure, but with the two of them working together, capturing him was definitely doable!
They were about to charge forward!
Then Jiangnan pulled out a bottle of Deadly Green Club, popped it open, tilted his head back, and chugged it down!
Everyone's heads were buzzing!
Why is this Teletubby drinking beer on the battlefield?
You've completely destroyed my childhood!
You're fighting, and you just start drinking?
Jiangnan finished a bottle of Deadly Green Club, then turned and smashed it over the head of a Gold-rank charging up, sending him straight to the ground!
Jiangnan's eyes were glazed, his cheeks flushed!
One bottle of Green Club down!
Elemental/Physical Attack +300%!
Pain -100%!
Truth Serum +100%!
Heroic Spirit buff activated!
Hands on his hips, heart bigger than the sky!
"Do you think I'm afraid of the two of you?"
"I'm not! I'm not scared at all!"
"In a bit, I'm going to hack the system!"
"Why don't you kneel and call me Daddy!"
"So~ Come on!"
Mountain Cat: !!!
They were all going crazy!
*So so so! You're already fierce enough! You look so cool!*
*You just provoked a Dao Heaven, and now you're provoking Diamonds? Two of them?*
*Your taunt skill is maxed out!*
*Being able to live to 20 years old with that life of yours is nothing short of a miracle!*
But deep down, they were all incredibly worried about Jiangnan, moved by his actions!
How could they not know what he was really doing?
He was afraid those two Diamonds would target us and deal a fatal blow, so he deliberately provoked them, right?
He wanted to draw all the aggro to himself, to lighten our burden!
This spirit of sacrifice! This fearless devotion! How could Xuexiaoban and Tieniu not be moved?
Their hearts were melting! Was Boss Nan protecting everyone in his own unique way?
For a moment, their noses were sore, tears soaking their eyes!
At that moment, Jiangnan's back looked so tall and mighty!
Little did they know...
Jiangnan hadn't thought that far ahead at all!
He just plain didn't like those two bastards!
Drink too much fake booze, and it really goes to your head!
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