Chapter 513: This Man Is Not Serious
The air fell into absolute stillness!
Everyone stared with wide eyes at the green Teletubby in the middle!
Flipping the bird? Was it flipping them off?
With both hands at that?
What the hell was this thing?
Why would a Teletubby flip someone off?
At this moment, two veins bulged on Buffett's forehead. When did these seven Teletubbies run onto the armored vehicle to watch the excitement?
Was there no shame?
Did they think the Star Shield Bureau didn't exist?
[From Jason Buffett's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Gray Hall's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From...]
For a moment, the resentment value list refreshed wildly!
Jiangnan's face stiffened!
What the hell? They could see me?
It hadn't been 60 minutes yet!
Who secretly pinched my antenna?
Panicked, Jiangnan quickly grabbed his antenna!
When he pulled, his face turned pale!
The little pom-pom on the antenna had exploded!
The invisibility had failed?
Why did it explode?
Was it because of the Bose shockwave from earlier?
And I'd just flipped everyone off?
Sigh~
Heavens, Unicorn Sister! You've doomed me!
Jiangnan stood up, scratched his head, and gave a bright smile.
"Sorry about that! Um, we wandered into the wrong set! You guys keep fighting! Don't mind me!"
Mountain Cat and the others naturally noticed the invisibility had worn off. Their hearts were practically jumping out of their throats!
Total annihilation could happen in an instant!
What kind of lame excuse was that? It was way too perfunctory!
Quick, think of another one! They won't buy it!
Buffett's face was black as charcoal.
"Wandered into the wrong set" my ass! You really don't take me for a human being, do you?
Just as everyone was stunned, Jiangnan whipped out a Void Chain, wrapped it around all the Teletubbies, teleported away in an instant, and bolted off the field!
With so many big shots here, what was he going to steal the incantation data for?
Survival first!
If not now, then when?
And that teleport made everyone's jaws drop.
Teleport? Another space system?
Buffett: !!!
"Gold III? Space system? It's Jiangnan!"
"Piers! Don't let him get away! This is a rare opportunity! Kill him!"
China's second space user, just Gold III, and he dares to stroll into the US Metropolis?
If we don't kill him, we'd be wasting this golden opportunity!
Piers's gaze turned cold. "Absolute Confinement!"
A dense spatial fluctuation spread out.
In an instant, a cylindrical spatial cage ten thousand meters in diameter took shape!
"Boom!"
Jiangnan and his seven Teletubbies slammed hard into the spatial wall, wincing and rubbing their heads.
Now Jiangnan couldn't sense the space outside at all! Teleport and Space Wormholes couldn't escape!
Absolute Confinement not only trapped Jiangnan's group but also enclosed everyone present inside.
When a Dao Heaven acts, you know if it's serious.
Iron Bull struck the spatial wall with all his might, but didn't even stir up a ripple.
Jiangnan wiped his nose and stuffed ten Vitality Ginsengs into everyone's hands. His eyes turned cold.
"Stop fighting. We can't break through. Get ready to go all out!"
At his words, a fierce glint flashed in everyone's eyes.
They had already prepared for sacrifice when they took this mission. To die on the battlefield was an honor for the Dark Night.
Jiangnan: "Makabaka Squad!"
"Present!"
"I only have one order for you: Don't! Die!"
Skinny Monkey grinned: "Boss Nan, that order's a bit tough."
Black Crow: "I'll try."
"Got it!"
"If I don't make it, remember to take off my diaper. I don't want to be laughed at after I'm dead."
Jiangnan: ???
Take it off by force?
Mountain Cat said nothing, but moved half a step in front of Jiangnan. Her only mission was to ensure Jiangnan survived.
Piers's gaze fell on Jiangnan. At that moment, Jiangnan's whole body broke out in goosebumps.
Being targeted by a space Dao Heaven was no pleasant feeling.
Jiangnan was already ready to summon the Vendor Cloth and the Small Stool.
If you really dare to come kill me, I don't mind giving you a full set of passionate full-body discount services.
Jiangnan put his hands on his hips, took a small step forward, and extended his hand toward Piers in the sky.
"You~ Come here!"
At these words, Mountain Cat and the others' hairs stood on end. Their jaws nearly hit the ground as they stared at Jiangnan in shock.
Hey hey hey! Life is beautiful, you know!
Are you tired of living?
Provoking a space Dao Heaven?
And with a beckoning finger?
Skinny Monkey shivered: "I feel like I might croak in the next second."
Not just Mountain Cat and the others—even Buffett and his men were dumbfounded.
This Teletubby was way too arrogant!
[From Piers's Resentment Value +1000!]
[From Piers...]
"You want to die? I'll grant your wish!"
He was about to teleport over and attack when, at that moment, the Bose Body's gaze turned icy. "If anyone dies, it'll be you old geezer first!"
"Boom!"
A Bose particle stream carrying intense electric current slammed into Piers.
Blue light burst forth, and both of their bodies crashed into the power plant.
Instantly, a violent battle erupted.
Jiangnan was bewildered. Was Unicorn Sister helping me?
Or did she just want to kill Piers?
At the same time, Qian Benying saw the green Teletubby and her eyes turned red. She gritted her teeth.
"Jiangnan! I'll kill you! Just you wait!"
With her blade in hand, she teleported toward him.
But in that moment, a blue flash appeared.
The Bose Body suddenly emerged from high-dimensional space, one hand pressing Piers's head down, and the other grabbing Qian Benying's head.
"Boom!"
She slammed both their heads hard into the ground.
Then, intense electric current erupted from her palms.
"Boom!"
A blue shockwave expanded rapidly.
From the giant pit came the roars of Piers and Qian Benying—clearly suppressed.
Jiangnan's scalp tingled.
Unicorn Sister was way too fierce!
Pressing down two space users at once? Was she trying to eliminate all threats first?
After she absorbed enough energy, was the Bose Body this strong?
If Piers and Qian Benying were done for, would it be the Magician and then him?
Seeing the Bose Body descending, all forces charged at her desperately, aiming for the hard drive inside her.
Buffett was frantic. Piers was the only space user in the US. If the Bose Body killed him, the loss would be huge. But he couldn't bear to let Jiangnan go either.
"All Eagle Spirit Martial Force! Kill the Teletubbies! Leave none alive!"
With that, he himself charged into the battle group around the Bose Body.
On this side, over a thousand well-equipped Eagle Spirit Martial Force soldiers locked onto the seven Teletubbies.
None were below Gold, and many were Platinum. The commander and deputy commander were Diamond rank.
In an instant, dozens of dark gun barrels aimed at Jiangnan.
"Rat-tat-tat-tat!"
Flames spewed as countless bullets tore through the air.
Skinny Monkey panicked: "Their troops use Spirit-Binding Bullets! Don't get hit!"
Jiangnan grinned: "You forget what I majored in?"
"Shield! Reflect!"
With a wave of his hand, Space Wormholes opened in front of him.
The bullets shot into the wormhole and then rained down from high above.
The Spirit Martial Force soldiers were caught off guard. Some of them were hit by their own bullets, yelping in pain and bleeding profusely.
Commander: !!!
"Cease fire! Damn it!"
When facing a space user, this was practically cheating!
Jiangnan even made a face at them.
"Ha! Can't hit me! Doesn't that piss you off?"
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[From...]
Mountain Cat and the others covered their faces.
We're surrounded and fighting for our lives here!
This is serious, okay? Could you stop provoking them?
Clearly, concentrated fire was useless against a space user like Jiangnan.
At this moment, the thousand Spirit Martial soldiers surged with spiritual energy and charged at Jiangnan.
Jiangnan leaned slightly, half-closed his eyes, a cold light flickering in his gaze. He licked his lips.
Skinny Monkey and the others' eyes lit up.
Was Boss Nan getting serious? Finally serious?
Jiangnan reached behind his back and pulled out two large green onions—Holy Swords—from the Alternate Dimension, holding them in his hands.
"Come on! Come, baby!"
Skinny Monkey: ???
Iron Bull: Σ(ﾟдﾟ;)
Blood Platelet: ...
Onions? What the hell did you just pull out?
Scallions!
Are you going to chop people with those?
Did you grab the wrong thing? Check again!
We're fighting for our lives here! "Come on" my ass!
Are you going to "moe" them to death with green onions?
Please be serious, for crying out loud!